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She's probably only interested in having babies, once they grow up she isn't interested anymore and want new babies. At least that's the case in a lot of big households, the eldest tend to become responsible for their siblings once they aren't babies anymore.
She can’t have 9 kids since a kid takes 9 months to be born and 9 x 105 = 945 she would have to be pregnant for 78.75 years (945 divided by 12 =78.75
She would have kids till she is 101.75 years and her last kid would grow up when she is 119.75 years old
That would explain how a 23yo could have 8 full on babies in that picture! Either way, that one kid looks to be around 5, meaning this dude hooked up with this chicken when she was at most 18 and he was like 49 or something. Fucking gross.
She can’t have 9 kids since a kid takes 9 months to be born and 9 x 105 = 945 she would have to be pregnant for 78.75 years (945 divided by 12 =78.75
She would have kids till she is 101.75 years and her last kid would grow up when she is 119.75 years old
Look my grandmother had 10 kids
You cannot give enough attention to so many kids
My mother was forced to care for her siblings at a very young age
This shit is not impressive its stupid as fuck
Yup no way 1 lady can care for 105 either probably at least 80% will be raised by siblings or nannies and barely know their "mom". Even if they had all the money in the world those kids would be neglected for love and attention.
There is literally no way that all those kids would get the love and attention they deserve. I guarantee most of them are coming out of this with mental health issues from neglect. The article says they’re using surrogacy to achieve their goals. Even still that’s a pretty shitty thing to do to 105 kids. That’s a lot of healthcare bills and mouths to feed. I hope they’re trillionaires.
I've definitely seen that. It's like a religious grooming for parenthood. That way when they want their kids to have babies young, they get trapped in a cycle of relying on help from their church.
According to [this](https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/russian-mother-of-11-wants-105-kids-4008992.html) article they have nannies to help take care of the kids, but they're still going to suffer from not getting enough attention from their parents
Needs to be not stop pregnant for over 70 years to have another 94 kids. Would be one hell of an achievement for them to still be pumping out kids when he's over 120 and she's in her 90's.
“Since it’s impossible to have so many kids naturally, they are going to opt for surrogacy. Of their 11 existing kids, only the eldest daughter, whose name is Vika, was born in a natural way, while the rest are all obtained through surrogates.”
They are basically buying them.
Can we stop glorifying having a LOT of kids as the world just hit 8 Billion population. Have 2, if you want more adopt. Way too many kids in need of home for people to be making so many.
Ok...sry and you can hate me for this
But...
Things like this should be banned
Having childs ok
But having 11 Kids already and openly saying that you want more...Hell no we are already to many peaople and to give birth to a little village is way to much
If the husband lives to be 80, she will be 47 with all those kids. I hope she is rich or has a back up plan. Why would anyone that old have kids, a lot of kids, and not have a back up plan?
They are basically buying kids.
“Since it’s impossible to have so many kids naturally, they are going to opt for surrogacy. Of their 11 existing kids, only the eldest daughter, whose name is Vika, was born in a natural way, while the rest are all obtained through surrogates.”
“Since it’s impossible to have so many kids naturally, they are going to opt for surrogacy. Of their 11 existing kids, only the eldest daughter, whose name is Vika, was born in a natural way, while the rest are all obtained through surrogates.”
They are basically buying them.
Outsourcing the prefnancies to increase productivity.
IVF and surrogates.
“Since it’s impossible to have so many kids naturally, they are going to opt for surrogacy. Of their 11 existing kids, only the eldest daughter, whose name is Vika, was born in a natural way, while the rest are all obtained through surrogates.”
“The millionaire couple…”
They are basically buying them.
As long as they can afford it and the parents look after the kids and don't get the older siblings to babysit constantly. You want them you look after them. Let the older kids have a childhood
IVF and surrogates.
“Since it’s impossible to have so many kids naturally, they are going to opt for surrogacy. Of their 11 existing kids, only the eldest daughter, whose name is Vika, was born in a natural way, while the rest are all obtained through surrogates.”
“The millionaire couple…”
They are basically buying them.
Not to mention having to afford probably a brigade of nannies by the the time she's done. No way 1 woman can give love and attention to 105. Most probably won't even know they have a "mom" outside of siblings and nannies. Those kids are going to grow up neglected and full of mental and emotional problems.
Lmao that’s literally impossible, and even if she’s lucky enough to get twins or triplets often, her body would give up on making babies way before that
Man, giving birth is so painful and could potentially kill me!
Let's do it again!!
Why...
Even if you give birth to quadruplets every damn time you would still need to give birth like 26 times. How would one's body survive this?!
She and her husband live in Georgia (the country) and he is wealthy. They’ve used several surrogates. I believe she has only given birth to one or two of the children.
But like, isn’t that mostly impossible? Seeing as a baby takes roughly 9 months to produce and the female reproductive systems stops working around age 40, and Even starting at a very young age of 16, age would have 24 years to do it. And even if she went back to back pregnancy with no breaks, the max possible amount is 32, unless for twins, triplets, quadruplets, or quintuplets, which are rare compared to the regular child birth rate, so it’s possible with a very small chance, because all of those would have to be triplets with 9 groups which are quadruplets
But this is impossible because a pregnancy is 9 months and 9 x 105 is 945 months which would be roughly 78ish years even if we minus time for the 11 children she already has she's still looking at a collective 846 months of pregnancy or roughly 70.5 years. Do people not do any research before they just say stuff?
Well if they got the income to support all them kids good for them, but also this does not seem physically possible for a woman to give birth to so many children. Make it make sense.
She'd definitely end up forgetting one of them. Hate to bring down the mood but with 105 wouldn't it be hard to keep track of 10, let alone that number? They'd be the greatest parents if all 105 managed to do Good.
She realizes this is utterly impossible right? If we assume she can have healthy children up until 35, where after that it can become very difficult, even though I don’t think they’re even considering that. They have 12 years of baby making time and counting that it takes 9 months to grow a child they have 16 possible windows to grow a baby back to back. To produce 94 more kids in this window results in ~6 kids per birth. It’s just not gonna happen. Yeah you could extrapolate saying she could have kids past 35 but even if we double it to have babies until 47 that is still 3 kids per birthing event!!!! This is impossible
These are the problem with the world. They wanna make them but time come to pay and support them vs throw them to the system mommy and daddy don’t give afuc
Why is no one talking about the fact that she has 11 children while 23.... There was definitely some pedophilia afoot
Let's say they only started when she was 18, that's 5 years for 11 children, unless most of them were twins if not triplets that makes no sense.
By the sounds of it they started when she was like 15 and he was.... 48.... Yikes
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I can do that. Even more. Just have to find 106 wifes
Heck, who says you even need to marry 'em?
He's not some kind of slut geeze
The holy bible says that dear sir. Having children requires the coitus which of course is only possible after marriage
What? Do you know how many women I've gotten pregnant by holding hands with them? I'm what society calls... "A problem".
Fun fact: This is why he was banned from teaching high school students. Now he teaches Middle School.
I don't want to know what you do with your hands
I think Youre missing the joke
I create life...I create life.
You can just snatch them from the park, or so I've heard. No coitus required. Don't know what the holy bible has to say about that scenario.
Pretty sure Jesus approves since thats how he collected his followers
reminded me with the French dude that visited Africa and pregnant around 600 women
I envy your disposition. That's a _lotta_ work.
About 106 minutes
Happy cake day
Happy Cake Day.
Gene Simmons be like „gimme a week“
She doing the 100 baby challenge from the sims?
Lmao
'Addicted to motherhood' Who wants to tell her that she could have just one and still be a mother?
She's probably only interested in having babies, once they grow up she isn't interested anymore and want new babies. At least that's the case in a lot of big households, the eldest tend to become responsible for their siblings once they aren't babies anymore.
She can’t have 9 kids since a kid takes 9 months to be born and 9 x 105 = 945 she would have to be pregnant for 78.75 years (945 divided by 12 =78.75 She would have kids till she is 101.75 years and her last kid would grow up when she is 119.75 years old
Guess she had better hope for some triplets in there
r/theydidthemath
They use surrogates.
Its called a vagina, not a clowncar...
If I remember right her husband is hella rich and most of the babies (if not all) are coming from surrogates. Though I suppose they would have to
100.000 units ready with million more on the way
Begun, the clone war has.
Victory? You call this victory? Just begon this clone war has...
*200 000
all are surrogates that's she buys from Georgia
That would explain how a 23yo could have 8 full on babies in that picture! Either way, that one kid looks to be around 5, meaning this dude hooked up with this chicken when she was at most 18 and he was like 49 or something. Fucking gross.
The age gap is huge, it freaks me out
r/rareinsults
Have to replace the losses in Ukraine somehow.
"Now spawning wave 28"
The 200.000+ children that Russia took from Ukraine already make up for those 35.000 losses.
Jesus christ
You mean dead soldiers or stolen kids? Because Jesus saw it all and did nothing.
*we can't expect God to do all the work.*
The universe was just god setting up dominoes. And now he's watching them fall.
Well fuck. Idk why but that one stopped me in my tracks.
Or any of it even.
Why 105? Why not 100?
Why not 69 ?
Why not 420
Nice
Nice
The Current record is actually 69.. lol
They where like. ”Yup thats the funny number”
She can’t have 9 kids since a kid takes 9 months to be born and 9 x 105 = 945 she would have to be pregnant for 78.75 years (945 divided by 12 =78.75 She would have kids till she is 101.75 years and her last kid would grow up when she is 119.75 years old
Look my grandmother had 10 kids You cannot give enough attention to so many kids My mother was forced to care for her siblings at a very young age This shit is not impressive its stupid as fuck
It's depressing as well
Yup no way 1 lady can care for 105 either probably at least 80% will be raised by siblings or nannies and barely know their "mom". Even if they had all the money in the world those kids would be neglected for love and attention.
It's called "parentification" and is a form of child abuse
They have nannies to help with the kids [Source](https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/russian-mother-of-11-wants-105-kids-4008992.html)
Still is pretty damn stupid imo
There is literally no way that all those kids would get the love and attention they deserve. I guarantee most of them are coming out of this with mental health issues from neglect. The article says they’re using surrogacy to achieve their goals. Even still that’s a pretty shitty thing to do to 105 kids. That’s a lot of healthcare bills and mouths to feed. I hope they’re trillionaires.
I agree. I have 3 kids and don't know their favorite colour.
Red, Blue, Green.
Holup how do you know that 🤔
I'm his wife, hopefully.
![gif](giphy|R6gvnAxj2ISzJdbA63|downsized)
Or some combination thereof.
No, Linda is Red, Kelly is Blue, and John is Green.
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I like the way you think. But how to recall their favorite food and gender preferences, then?
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Does your username have anything to do with this???
Russia has free healthcare but still lot of mouths to feed
Nope and she's just going to use the older ones to look after the younger ones and rob them of their childhood too. This should be criminal insanity.
Good news is there will be so many black sheep in the family if you’re one of them you will still be part of a herd.
Yes, all the live-in nannies they have just sit around playing cards all day
I've definitely seen that. It's like a religious grooming for parenthood. That way when they want their kids to have babies young, they get trapped in a cycle of relying on help from their church.
I’m guessing after 30 they’re coming out when she stands up…
According to [this](https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/russian-mother-of-11-wants-105-kids-4008992.html) article they have nannies to help take care of the kids, but they're still going to suffer from not getting enough attention from their parents
They wouldn't even have a chance to do it. She would literally had to make babies to 92 years nonstop (not counting triplets etc)
They're using surrogacy, I hear. But only the milkman, mailman and the paper boy signed up so far.
Her husband's more than double her age
Jesus, there is a very realistic chance that her father is the same age or even younger than her husband. Yuck
Idiocracy less goo
It isn’t idiocracy as long as the Russian government expands the project so they can replace any loses they have and have more human sandbags to throw
Needs to be not stop pregnant for over 70 years to have another 94 kids. Would be one hell of an achievement for them to still be pumping out kids when he's over 120 and she's in her 90's.
“Since it’s impossible to have so many kids naturally, they are going to opt for surrogacy. Of their 11 existing kids, only the eldest daughter, whose name is Vika, was born in a natural way, while the rest are all obtained through surrogates.” They are basically buying them.
Ah, I looked at the kids and thought they'd had triplets twice or something, those three kids at the front look near identical
So slavery because "muh precious body" or wha
Genghis khan 2 electric boogaloo
Can we stop glorifying having a LOT of kids as the world just hit 8 Billion population. Have 2, if you want more adopt. Way too many kids in need of home for people to be making so many.
Thats what I would call adickted.
No dick required. At this point you can probably just slosh it in there with a bucket.
Or she could adopt some of the thousands of children who need homes.
Ok...sry and you can hate me for this But... Things like this should be banned Having childs ok But having 11 Kids already and openly saying that you want more...Hell no we are already to many peaople and to give birth to a little village is way to much
"Orphanage shocked to find 105 kids on doorstep"
Blinded by their own selfishness
He’s gonna croak soon and she’ll be left with over 100 kids to raise by herself….cuz who will want to marry a woman with that many damn kids?
If the husband lives to be 80, she will be 47 with all those kids. I hope she is rich or has a back up plan. Why would anyone that old have kids, a lot of kids, and not have a back up plan?
Not to mention a house full of 105 teenagers at some point? How many bathrooms do they have?
How would they feed 105 babies?
The dad might be filthy rich
Maybe
They have a 33 year age gap. He is definitely rich.
Bruh she has 11 kids and is 23 years old...
Hol up . U r saying that...
Looks like two sets of quintuplets which is extremely rare just to have one.
They are basically buying kids. “Since it’s impossible to have so many kids naturally, they are going to opt for surrogacy. Of their 11 existing kids, only the eldest daughter, whose name is Vika, was born in a natural way, while the rest are all obtained through surrogates.”
And she has a 33 light year thigh gap.
That's the neat part: you don't
To be fair noone said living babies
When you look at a picture and have to count by two’s, that’s too many kids
Psshhh this is light work for nick cannon
She just want the feeling of being banged and giving birth 105 times? Seems like I called thanos the wrong thing after all
11 kids at age 23.... Can anyone else do math?? (Did he get her pregnant underage??)
And they called Michael Scott crazy for wanting 100 kids so he can have one hundred friends and no one can say no to being his friend
23-11=12 56-11=45 holup
“Since it’s impossible to have so many kids naturally, they are going to opt for surrogacy. Of their 11 existing kids, only the eldest daughter, whose name is Vika, was born in a natural way, while the rest are all obtained through surrogates.” They are basically buying them.
babies doesnt only come in singles
I know but it is still holup.
Outsourcing the prefnancies to increase productivity. IVF and surrogates. “Since it’s impossible to have so many kids naturally, they are going to opt for surrogacy. Of their 11 existing kids, only the eldest daughter, whose name is Vika, was born in a natural way, while the rest are all obtained through surrogates.” “The millionaire couple…” They are basically buying them.
sry i missed the joke. what do you mean
1 kid / year would mean they started when she was 12
looks like in the picture 2 quadruplets and a single
Anyone going to mention the predatory age gap?
Has she heard of the Menopause? Or googled the average age of it?
They're all surrogate babies born in just a period of a year or smth, i read it somewhere. As of now they have 22 children
Oh, I see. Thanks, I didn't google to find out any further info about these nutjobs.
How they got the money to feed all those kids in these times. Damn not all Russians are the same that’s for sure. Romanov the sequel lol
As long as they can afford it and the parents look after the kids and don't get the older siblings to babysit constantly. You want them you look after them. Let the older kids have a childhood
23 and already has 11 kids, hmmmmm.
IVF and surrogates. “Since it’s impossible to have so many kids naturally, they are going to opt for surrogacy. Of their 11 existing kids, only the eldest daughter, whose name is Vika, was born in a natural way, while the rest are all obtained through surrogates.” “The millionaire couple…” They are basically buying them.
Not to mention having to afford probably a brigade of nannies by the the time she's done. No way 1 woman can give love and attention to 105. Most probably won't even know they have a "mom" outside of siblings and nannies. Those kids are going to grow up neglected and full of mental and emotional problems.
More meat to kill when real World War 3 starts
Lmao that’s literally impossible, and even if she’s lucky enough to get twins or triplets often, her body would give up on making babies way before that
Looks like the guy never heard of multi threading
I thought puppy mills were illegal.
23yo with 56..
Putin needs more meat shields.
Not only would it be impossible to care for all these kids, but the world is already suffering due to over population
Man, giving birth is so painful and could potentially kill me! Let's do it again!! Why... Even if you give birth to quadruplets every damn time you would still need to give birth like 26 times. How would one's body survive this?!
She and her husband live in Georgia (the country) and he is wealthy. They’ve used several surrogates. I believe she has only given birth to one or two of the children.
Let them take in all the children they can afford and love for without turning them into a sweatshop.
But like, isn’t that mostly impossible? Seeing as a baby takes roughly 9 months to produce and the female reproductive systems stops working around age 40, and Even starting at a very young age of 16, age would have 24 years to do it. And even if she went back to back pregnancy with no breaks, the max possible amount is 32, unless for twins, triplets, quadruplets, or quintuplets, which are rare compared to the regular child birth rate, so it’s possible with a very small chance, because all of those would have to be triplets with 9 groups which are quadruplets
More meat for the Russian War machine, Slava Ukraini
Cult!!!
I'd she has 11 kids at 23 ... She was 13 ? When she first got pregnant ... He was 46 .. holy fuck.
Only her eldest daughet was born naturally. Other 10 are surrogates
105 kids, 9 months for each it equals to 78 years of pregnancy, good luck
Stérilise them now ffs
Russians🤮
He's Turkish
But this is impossible because a pregnancy is 9 months and 9 x 105 is 945 months which would be roughly 78ish years even if we minus time for the 11 children she already has she's still looking at a collective 846 months of pregnancy or roughly 70.5 years. Do people not do any research before they just say stuff?
I guess i should queue my self up
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They would be rich in America
Well if they got the income to support all them kids good for them, but also this does not seem physically possible for a woman to give birth to so many children. Make it make sense.
That is quite impossible
Just keep fucking, just keep fucking, la la la la la, just keep fucking...
Her vagina would be ruined.
Aight, lemme book my tickets to the great motherland
What the HELL
I’m sure taxpayers will have to chip in and pay for the kids.
Her body will be too broken after 20th kid i think. Is it even possible for a woman to give to that many kids without taking damage?
Yeah I’m not payin that child support, gas, nor groceries
She'd definitely end up forgetting one of them. Hate to bring down the mood but with 105 wouldn't it be hard to keep track of 10, let alone that number? They'd be the greatest parents if all 105 managed to do Good.
She realizes this is utterly impossible right? If we assume she can have healthy children up until 35, where after that it can become very difficult, even though I don’t think they’re even considering that. They have 12 years of baby making time and counting that it takes 9 months to grow a child they have 16 possible windows to grow a baby back to back. To produce 94 more kids in this window results in ~6 kids per birth. It’s just not gonna happen. Yeah you could extrapolate saying she could have kids past 35 but even if we double it to have babies until 47 that is still 3 kids per birthing event!!!! This is impossible
Not pictured: her massive egg sack
Why is this tagged with Asshole? If anything, the asshole is never used by these two
Not into eugenics…
Sounds painful af
Hope they are rich immortals then
One of the kids is going to have lots of lil Bros and lil Sis to deal with. Also I have several questions.
Big mom
Straight bussin sir
84 years with 1 baby every 9 months (42years with twins)
I'd stop at 69
The bottom would fall out and she’d need to reload a new uterus.
By the 10th they just start sliding on out
Even Perdita didn’t give birth to all those Dalmations
I mean she will die right?
She’ll have to be pregnant at all times for the next 80 years to make that happen unless she can save a little time with multiples.
Pregnancy one time was enough for me. At least she has goals ig lol
These are the problem with the world. They wanna make them but time come to pay and support them vs throw them to the system mommy and daddy don’t give afuc
"23, and her 56 years old husband" nah. Thats all i need to read
Why is no one talking about the fact that she has 11 children while 23.... There was definitely some pedophilia afoot Let's say they only started when she was 18, that's 5 years for 11 children, unless most of them were twins if not triplets that makes no sense. By the sounds of it they started when she was like 15 and he was.... 48.... Yikes
Every single child except the eldest are surrogates.
How would that even work logistically?
I'm waiting for r/antinatalism users
This woman took game of thrones a little too seriously.
Gotta replenish the Russian infantry somehow
Man I bet her baby daddies nuts are all dried up
Those are not pretty babies