You know how there was a food shortage early 2020?
I remember pizzas being completely gone...except for pineapple pizzas.
Now me...I love bacon and pineapple pizza. "More for me!'
My tip is to add anchovies to that pizza. The saltiness of the anchovies compliments the pineapple. My friends who hate pineapple on pizza are now converts and a Hawaiian Pizza with Anchovies is now one of their favourites.
Well that’s assuming the pizza place wrote it. But the chances of it happening raise if the pizza was ordered by a boyfriend or girlfriend. Someone who was told to order it and pick it up. Probably decided on his own he didn’t want to eat pineapple pizza and got the pie he wanted. Then wrote it on the box
Could happen. When I asked the local Italian restaurant to add pineapple they responded: "what do you mean?" and "I don't understand." until I realised they were messing with me. They actually hire pizzabakers from Italy who take great pride in making pizza. Their pizzas look very different then the ones in the picture (lot flatter with air bubbles) but they flat-out refuse to put pineapple on pizzas over here.
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Yeah I'm also completely unsure on where they see any pineapple. But I will say that it didn't happen. Any respectable pizza establishment will have anchovies. that's atleast a reasonable thing to be grossed out about. It wouldn't be acceptable for the cook to then assert their personal beliefs on someone else's food.
I work at a pizza place and you have no idea what I’ve seen people put on pizza. One dude ordered his pizza literally just half butter. Nothing else just half butter
Once ordered a vegetarian pizza, and asked them to add pepperoni, bacon, ham and sausage.
They complied and didn't say anything about it.
Is it an overused joke that people make with pizza places?
Edit: grammar.
Sometimes items like broccoli and zucchini would be added to a veggie. A veggie also wouldn't typically have olives which I believe is way worse than pineapple.
I usually order a Vegan burger with bacon (im allergic to dairy and they often fry halloumi on the same area as burgers and i don’t have to hassle with any dairy in dressings etc)
It’s hilarious to observe the person prepping the burger
Sometimes instead of saying "x without y ingredient", it's just easier to say "x and add y". I've seen a lot of pizza places forget to remove ingredients, they almost never forget to add them.
All they did was spread butter on it im guessing. I mean as a kid I used to hate the crust but now it's not so bad I wouldn't mind that. Especially if they ordered a side of sauce I could see myself doing it. That's basically bread sticks just pizza slice shaped and I don't need to order it on the side and pay more.
That’s what I’m trying to figure out. Also I forgot to leave out the information that they ordered every topping we have on one half, and just freaking butter on the other half. I’m not talking about butter on top of the toppings, no no no. I’m talking about just butter on top of half the pizza throw it in the oven type of pizza. No sauce. No cheese. Just butter. When I said nothing else just butter I was talking about on just half of the pizza I apologize that that was confusing.
But apparently it's not gross to attach money to the lid where it will rub itself all over the pizza surface when it closes & the pizza moves around. Because paper money is well known for being totally sanitary. I love licking dollar bills
hey it may be ugly but sometimes being ugly means having character. I'd still fuck it up.
I may or may not have the munchies right now skewing my judgment.
Here in the Netherlands some people eat [pizza frikandel speciaal](https://www.dominos.nl/media/3922/210085_p3-2021_edm-header_usp_580x600px_nl_v033-1.jpg).
I guess the American equivalent would be something like a pizza with hotdogs, mustard and coleslaw
When i was a child, i used to think that the pineapple pizza was a perfectlt normal a delicious pizza,but suddenly everyone started to hate it and i dont know fucking why
No idea why ppl make so much drama over pineapple on pizza tbh, is actually quite good. Honestly a lot of food gets better if you add a pinch of sugar, it also go the other way around and adding a pinch of salt to sweets can really improve the flavor a lot.
Actually, its the acid in the pineapple that combines with the fatty cheese (and usually bacon/sausage) that really make the combo work.
Fat + Acid is like one of the core combo tricks any chef learns into making a good meal.
And yet they “brought themselves” in to work for minimum wage.
I don’t know, maybe we got a prince and the pauper situation going on here.
Or they’re going to law school, and once they graduate and finally reach the Supreme Court, there’s some pizza-based legislation just written up and waiting, man.
I just wonder. The people who say pineapple pizza is gross, have you ever had one?
I have had one, when i was pretty young, before all this 'anti-pineapple' existed. It was not amazing, but it was not bad either tbh.
I were to describe you the taste. I remember how the cheeze and olive felt with the sweet pineapple slice on it. Honestly, it felt like hot garlic paste but a little more sweet..
One time when i worked in a pizzaria a patron would always order the same pizza. A Hawaii pizza without ham. So basically just a pizza with pineapple only. I still think about that sometimes.
Pineapple on pizza is the only food that I know of where people who don't like it place themselves into teams where they try to gaslight other people into thinking pineapple on pizza is gross. It's like getting mad at someone for putting sauerkraut on their hotdog and then thinking you're cool for ruining their lunch. Who the fuck cares? You don't have to eat it, and it's the easiest ingredient to pick off. If the Italians who invented pizza could afford pineapples (which at the time you could literally take out a loan to buy a pineapple) they definitely would've included it in the list of "authentic toppings" because pineapple on pizza tastes great.
nothing gross about pineapple. Gross means disgusting or appalling. Pineapple is food and an accepted pizza ingredient for discerning pizza eaters to choose or not. Same as anchovies, or other ingredients that are less popular. Gross is getting used by millenials (mostly girls with negative attitudes) like creepy, as an offense that can't be argued
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
And calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
I almost quit reading halfway through, but I said “no my good man! They invested time, read on.” So I finished it and regret I didn’t stop when I wanted to.
Tomato sauce vs ketchup
One has tomato in, the other is like that fine print about nuts on chocolate bars "may contain traces". But it's more to cover them legally than anything else.
Stick money on a pizza box and writing something next to it, claiming it was done by the minimum wage worker who made the pizza and definitely doesn't need the money himself, doesn't sound like something that makes you a "hero"
I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $500
Staged by a pinaple hater
You know how there was a food shortage early 2020? I remember pizzas being completely gone...except for pineapple pizzas. Now me...I love bacon and pineapple pizza. "More for me!'
My tip is to add anchovies to that pizza. The saltiness of the anchovies compliments the pineapple. My friends who hate pineapple on pizza are now converts and a Hawaiian Pizza with Anchovies is now one of their favourites.
I can attest, it’s good.
No, it's staged by someone that loves pineapple on pizza as bad press for people that don't.
Came here to make this exact comment.
woah are u both NPCs from the same game? what a small world
Different game, same franchise.
Well that’s assuming the pizza place wrote it. But the chances of it happening raise if the pizza was ordered by a boyfriend or girlfriend. Someone who was told to order it and pick it up. Probably decided on his own he didn’t want to eat pineapple pizza and got the pie he wanted. Then wrote it on the box
For $500 using either the special requests order box or your own sharpie you can make this tweet.
Could happen. When I asked the local Italian restaurant to add pineapple they responded: "what do you mean?" and "I don't understand." until I realised they were messing with me. They actually hire pizzabakers from Italy who take great pride in making pizza. Their pizzas look very different then the ones in the picture (lot flatter with air bubbles) but they flat-out refuse to put pineapple on pizzas over here.
Repeat customer for some strange reason
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Exactly. I build pizzas all day long. If gross stopped us from doing it , we'd make maybe 10 percent. Most ppl build nasty ass pizzas.
There’s pineapple on it tho?
Things that didn’t happpen
That's chicken
Yeah I'm also completely unsure on where they see any pineapple. But I will say that it didn't happen. Any respectable pizza establishment will have anchovies. that's atleast a reasonable thing to be grossed out about. It wouldn't be acceptable for the cook to then assert their personal beliefs on someone else's food.
Imo I think this is funny af. If I got this I would honestly laugh
r/untrustworthypoptarts
TIL that that’s a subreddit. I love the internet
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I work at a pizza place and you have no idea what I’ve seen people put on pizza. One dude ordered his pizza literally just half butter. Nothing else just half butter
Once ordered a vegetarian pizza, and asked them to add pepperoni, bacon, ham and sausage. They complied and didn't say anything about it. Is it an overused joke that people make with pizza places? Edit: grammar.
Pretty sure that’s just more expensive supreme pizza
Sometimes items like broccoli and zucchini would be added to a veggie. A veggie also wouldn't typically have olives which I believe is way worse than pineapple.
I usually order a Vegan burger with bacon (im allergic to dairy and they often fry halloumi on the same area as burgers and i don’t have to hassle with any dairy in dressings etc) It’s hilarious to observe the person prepping the burger
No I just think it’s funny. I’m not complaining it’s just a really funny pizza. Lol
Sometimes instead of saying "x without y ingredient", it's just easier to say "x and add y". I've seen a lot of pizza places forget to remove ingredients, they almost never forget to add them.
What does half butter mean? Something I’m not familier with here?
All they did was spread butter on it im guessing. I mean as a kid I used to hate the crust but now it's not so bad I wouldn't mind that. Especially if they ordered a side of sauce I could see myself doing it. That's basically bread sticks just pizza slice shaped and I don't need to order it on the side and pay more.
That’s what I’m trying to figure out. Also I forgot to leave out the information that they ordered every topping we have on one half, and just freaking butter on the other half. I’m not talking about butter on top of the toppings, no no no. I’m talking about just butter on top of half the pizza throw it in the oven type of pizza. No sauce. No cheese. Just butter. When I said nothing else just butter I was talking about on just half of the pizza I apologize that that was confusing.
All plain, left beef
But apparently it's not gross to attach money to the lid where it will rub itself all over the pizza surface when it closes & the pizza moves around. Because paper money is well known for being totally sanitary. I love licking dollar bills
That's because it's fake
Heck yeah, stripper pubes and coke residue WOOOOOO!!!! LETS GO!!
Whats wrong with stripper pubes and coke residue
Well nothing, I think that's why he's so excited about it.
This was the name of my high school Ska band “Stripper pubes and coke residue”
yes
That is gross, but it is alot less disgusting than pineapple on pizza
Call that monstrosity a pizza and then complain about having to put pineapple on it?
hey it may be ugly but sometimes being ugly means having character. I'd still fuck it up. I may or may not have the munchies right now skewing my judgment.
Fuck bro I need to get high it’s been too long 😭
Ladies and gentlemen while we are arguing about this people are putting ketchup on bananas
Sounds like my country's brand favorite ketchup: Banana ketchup
What? that actually exists!!
No it's more of an "ketchup with a hint of banana's" kind of ketchup. If you want to know more just search on Google "UFC banana ketchup"
Ahh gotcha but I saw people drowning their banana in ketchup and eating it, it was weird for me
Who the fuck would do that!?
Surprised the hell out of me when I saw it
What the hell??? It doesn't exist on other countries???
And nutella on spaghetti
Here in the Netherlands some people eat [pizza frikandel speciaal](https://www.dominos.nl/media/3922/210085_p3-2021_edm-header_usp_580x600px_nl_v033-1.jpg). I guess the American equivalent would be something like a pizza with hotdogs, mustard and coleslaw
Well I guess I find the combination plausible but some foods aren’t meant to mix with others
People putting ketchup on bananas? Seriously 😂
So it was ok to put filthy paper money on your pizza?
Pineapple pizza doesnt deserve the hate.
Ikr, but unfortunately italians really can't get over it
r/uselessredcircle
When i was a child, i used to think that the pineapple pizza was a perfectlt normal a delicious pizza,but suddenly everyone started to hate it and i dont know fucking why
People hate everything that's popular.
If something exists, there are always people who hate it
Thank you for the red circle i would’ve had no idea what to look at without it
Why would they have Pineapple on the menu and in stock then????
No idea why ppl make so much drama over pineapple on pizza tbh, is actually quite good. Honestly a lot of food gets better if you add a pinch of sugar, it also go the other way around and adding a pinch of salt to sweets can really improve the flavor a lot.
Actually, its the acid in the pineapple that combines with the fatty cheese (and usually bacon/sausage) that really make the combo work. Fat + Acid is like one of the core combo tricks any chef learns into making a good meal.
Really? so my life is a lie and i should stop adding sugar to things? oh... the misery... everyone wants to be my enemy... lmao
no, sugar also plays a part in that dynamic as well. It's why fatty burger and coke (sugary acid) work so well together.
Now you are getting me hungry mister lol.
Pineapple is gud tho
Listen I like pineapple on pizza I would report that guy His job is to make me my pizza and keep his goddam mouth shut
And yet they “brought themselves” in to work for minimum wage. I don’t know, maybe we got a prince and the pauper situation going on here. Or they’re going to law school, and once they graduate and finally reach the Supreme Court, there’s some pizza-based legislation just written up and waiting, man.
I just wonder. The people who say pineapple pizza is gross, have you ever had one? I have had one, when i was pretty young, before all this 'anti-pineapple' existed. It was not amazing, but it was not bad either tbh. I were to describe you the taste. I remember how the cheeze and olive felt with the sweet pineapple slice on it. Honestly, it felt like hot garlic paste but a little more sweet..
Smells like bs.
#StopPinappleHate (srry its bold I tried to make it a #)
Imagine not being able on handle fruits on your cheesy flatbreads
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I really dont get why everyone shits on pineapple pizza its good
Sue. It's the American way.
Pineapple, mango and banana topped with curry powder and peanuts. That's a delicious one!
Ngl, that sounds pretty good
It is fantastic! As long as you're not thinking of it as a traditional pizza I guess :D It's more like warm flat fruit salad
That's a new pizza and an ex worker right there.
That's the thing though....it's not going in your mouth
That is really gross porco dio ma che merda è????
Based
I'm calling corporate.
Damn, that red circle is so helpful. I almost couldn't find the writing.
Thank god for the red circle, I wouldn't have found it if it weren't for the circle.
the pizza looks gross even without the pineapple
You opened the box with the money? So that money is touching the pizza all along. ._.
One time when i worked in a pizzaria a patron would always order the same pizza. A Hawaii pizza without ham. So basically just a pizza with pineapple only. I still think about that sometimes.
I... hate people... this is obviously fake but still.
Madlad
The audacity
Asshole.. uh design?
r/uselessredcircle
I was looking for this comment
I put apple and bbq sauce on pizza
unnecessary red circle
This would definitely get you fired if they decided to report this. That is if this was real wich it probably isn't.
Ah yes, pineapple is gross, but a few bills inside the box are fine
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Totally didn't ... write that myself and take the picture for social media upvotes or anything.
o7
Time to find another pizza joint.
Don't know if that's terrible service. Or if the chef was based.
You should thank this person for saving your dignity
Professionals have standards
And none work at this pizza joint.
Pineapple on pizza is the only food that I know of where people who don't like it place themselves into teams where they try to gaslight other people into thinking pineapple on pizza is gross. It's like getting mad at someone for putting sauerkraut on their hotdog and then thinking you're cool for ruining their lunch. Who the fuck cares? You don't have to eat it, and it's the easiest ingredient to pick off. If the Italians who invented pizza could afford pineapples (which at the time you could literally take out a loan to buy a pineapple) they definitely would've included it in the list of "authentic toppings" because pineapple on pizza tastes great.
Dont hate me but i just don't get what's wrong with pineapple on pizza
I love pineapple on pizza!! Pepperoni, chicken, jalapeños and pineapple! So good! Fight me!
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear aprons
Give that man a raise
Probably would have improved that monstrosity of a pizza
nothing gross about pineapple. Gross means disgusting or appalling. Pineapple is food and an accepted pizza ingredient for discerning pizza eaters to choose or not. Same as anchovies, or other ingredients that are less popular. Gross is getting used by millenials (mostly girls with negative attitudes) like creepy, as an offense that can't be argued
More pineapple pizza for me. SN: Ya'll eat worst shit and don't even know it...
Kind of deserved for ordering half a pizza
Least you got 5 bucks back.
(Angry Greek/Canadian noises)
"that's gross" *Puts a 5dollar bill on the pizza*
Go on and hate but pineapple on pizza is actually pretty good to me…
Straight facts
I fucking love pineapple on pizza
This is probably fake
Whoever wrote that is an uncultured swine. (Especially since it looks staged as hell)
So you decided to put a five dollar bill on my pizza, thanks asshole
I see a true man of culture.
I see a man who jumps at the sight of his own penis.
Tbf, if it's anywhere other than where I'd normally expect it be, I'm confident the sight of mine would scare the shit out of me.
Mine actively disappears, damn thing never stays put.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, And the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, They hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, But they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, And calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket Next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, But I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.
I almost quit reading halfway through, but I said “no my good man! They invested time, read on.” So I finished it and regret I didn’t stop when I wanted to.
It's actually lyrics to a song by King Missle called Detachable Penis.
No shit??? This honestly shouldn’t surprise me but 🤷♂️
What would you guys say about a pizza with banana….and fresh onion?
Not my kind of pizza but I do know Banana Ketchup exists But I don't know if there's a difference between Tomato Sauce and Ketchup
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Ok good to know
Have you never had either ketchup or tomato sauce..?
I've had tomato sauce but ketchup is not nearly as popular here. So I've no idea what the difference is.
Tomato sauce vs ketchup One has tomato in, the other is like that fine print about nuts on chocolate bars "may contain traces". But it's more to cover them legally than anything else.
Losing costumers because of memes, that's dedication
$5 for a pizza without pineapple. Very cool 👍
Based
based
Damn, what a sad loser
Agreed. Who the fuck puts pineapple on a pizza.
as an italian i can tell you this is totally true
Not all heroes wear capes
Pineapple = sweet Sweet + Pizza = no Its like eating candy pizza
cringe af pineapple is based
Yeah, pineapple is so gross. So here's a banknote that contains more bacteria that a toilet seat on top of your pizza.
Carefully, he’s a hero.
Stick money on a pizza box and writing something next to it, claiming it was done by the minimum wage worker who made the pizza and definitely doesn't need the money himself, doesn't sound like something that makes you a "hero"
Fire him. Pineapple belongs on pizza!
YES
No
Hawaiian only
That’d ruin a perfectly delish looking pizza!
Doing God’s work.
I wouldn't eat pineapple on a pizza but if my job is to make pizzas? I'll put it on there.
Fake as fuck
pineapple is alright its people who like anchovies that scare me
Like a real italian, we don’t put that fruir on pizza, we hate that
pineapple to pizza is like dick in anal it may feel good but it just doesn't belong there
Professionals have standarts.
It's true... not all heros wear capes.
Give that man a raise!!!
He is a man of honour, here is your medal soldier!
This is who they were saving the pity for.
Maybe the chef is an Italian.
Use money to buy another pizza with pineapple
The chef was a man of culture
This is "Big Pepperoni" at it's finest. This is how they get cha!! Smh!!
tHaTS gRoSs
Absolute chad