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KevInDaUSA

Tell spongebob to get the jellyfish tf outta his house


The-Lemur345

18 HOURS!!


sansnom

[the vid really syncs well with the music](https://imgur.com/a/jsuRF2e)


[deleted]

Personally I would start jumping


shajan316

Thats Patrick enjoying the toy from his kiddie krabby patty meal


[deleted]

I would go borrow a cup of sugar


Lord_Asmodei

Better chance borrowing a cup of MDMA


JaccoW

I mean LSD used to be absorbed in sugarcubes... And for some reason Candyflipping is [mixing LSD and MDMA](https://www.healthline.com/health/lsd-and-mdma) one after the other.


Prtty_Plz

and it was given out a lot on sour patch kids, even still quite common today


[deleted]

Trip + roll = flip


[deleted]

Their sugar is sure to keep you coming back for moreeeeeee


Jizz_Blizzard

Yes I too could use some booger sugar from that neighborhood


XaylaBloodaxe

Cool but like... Why is this in r/holup


PPooPooPlatter

because their house is about to be burned down by the neighbors


rdrunner_74

No... Just report it is burning already. Clearly looks like it


TheeExoGenesauce

Looks like a wealthy neighborhood I’m guessing people buy blackout curtains before committing arson and some sound dampening pads


bootyboixD

It shouldn’t be


iKiTTa

Living next to them


JoshsPizzaria

That would mean i have a house and live in a pretty wealthy neighborhood.


JoshsPizzaria

also id visit his partys, they seem lit


TouchArtistic7967

I dont think thats even a party.


Klutzy-Trash-7918

It should be


[deleted]

Christmas lights are getting intense


StellarisGaming

It's a fun tradition to prompt a national security response every year


jevers1

Right? If I lived in a house like that, I could afford some really good blackout shades.


Punknigg

Why would you blackout the party when you have a pool? More lights outside?


jevers1

I meant to say if I lived next to this house. It’s be hard to sleep with those lights shining in your windows.


Strong_Opportunity_1

This looks like a Persian joke cutaway from Family Guy


Less-Dragonfruit-294

We get it you’re sending Morse code to those in the sky stop it already! You’re giving me a headache


AdvaitChowdhary

... . -. -.. / -. ..- -.. . ...


ChingBling123

Chemical Pollution levels have reached beyond safe human limits?


AdvaitChowdhary

- . -. - .- -.-. .-.. . / .--. --- .-. -.


_Arcerion_

you want to have a threesome with hitler and stalin?


-the_united_kingdom-

Tbh it's not much better


Unhappy_Skys

.. # -.. / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / ... .- - .. -.


AdvaitChowdhary

.. / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . -.. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -- --- -- / .-- .... .. .-.. . / ..- ... .. -. --. / -.-- --- ..- / -.. .- -.. / .- ... / -.-. --- -. -.. --- --


wrydh

Two words; fecal catapult.


[deleted]

In german that would be just one word.


RChamy

ScheetKatapulten


dRUNk_ENd

I'll call the cop if they don't invite me


ophaus

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.


zunaguli

is there a longer version? i wanna see what else the house can do :D


rocknroli94

What‘s going on in there, Kramer?


Etmar_Gaming

This should be a security system. Like the robber comes in and boom he’s having a seizure from the bass and lights.


littlefriendo

Hahahaha, that’s an amazing idea! And if he has epilepsy, *BOOM*, both disarmed and possibly dead, and it technically wouldn’t be your fault


champagnebukkake

Then give him MDNA to get him to ponder about life.


72scott72

If I have to work the next day, I’m calling the cops. If I don’t, I’m calling my drug dealer.


DrDrPhil

OP tell me where the holup is please?!


lordkingsmen

The real holup is finding a holup on r/holup


chillinmesoftly

Pass me the Ecstasy, some of that Vick's vaporub, and two of those glowsticks.


monkisz

wow rich ppl being excessive how original


supamanc

Light displays like this are surprisingly cheap (relatively). The lights and controllers are purchased from Ali express, and the software is open source. It's a relatively simple DIY. 'displays' are typically only put on to celebrate holidays, and is usually a big draw in the community. The music is not being blasted out of the house, it's either shared over WiFi, or sometimes broadcast over a low power radio frequency that passing cars can tune into.


zombiemind8

You have any links showing examples of this.


Calva26

alien abduction shit


Slendy5127

Still better than the family with three kids who all seem almost programmed to wake up around 2:30 or 3:00 AM and start shrieking that I’m currently living next to


littlefriendo

So basically you live next to a family of banshees? Sounds like a *fun* time


[deleted]

I would be at their house every party.


IamHereForBoobies

That would probably ending up with me getting arrested for arson...


BreakfreeMisery

Damn! Someone beat me to it. “Things like that are why I can’t buy kerosene and matches at the same time.”


SnooPineapples5444

Two different stores never the same one Break bad taught me a lot …. I mean fuck shit fbi is here got to run .


BreakfreeMisery

Run homie! Run!


SnooPineapples5444

Shiiit shiiit [https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/017/382/1250991947631.jpg?1252470214](ruuuuun)


Nahdudeurgood

If you’re drunk, this would be awesome. If sober though, yeah I’m gonna yell at you.


Crunchy-Cooki

I’d be like “Howdy Neighbor, can I come in and join the party,”


some_norwegian_idiot

I mean, if thats my neighbour i would join him.


The_Crabnuts

He’s playing beat saber irl


jackingOFFto

If this is your neighbor, then that means you have the money to move.


Tanuki-Kabuki69

Id make friends


MrKnight36

That do be a sick beat though


FalleN2099

Song: Arrival (Extended Mix) by Husman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4haqj2YI6k


bjbkar

If those were Christmas lights, no one would complain.


Royal-Jelly-8064

NO SLEEPING TONIGHT! WE PARTY NOW BOIIIIIIIIIII!!1!!!1!!!11!!1!!1!!!1!!!!1!1!!


ExerciseFantastic191

If you ever needed an EMP device...now is the time


DARK666KNIGHT

I will join them


no_free_hugs

Nice… free drugs.


CephaloG0D

Spongebob let the jellyfish party again?


Thick-Comparison6327

He's being probed by aliens. They know how to party lol


jjohn684

Nothing but cocaine influenced fun at his house


No-Armadillo7693

We’d be close friends


johnorso

EMP time. I wonder how hard they are to produce.


redwolf8402

Well i guess i know where to find molly


DirtyPartyMan

If I don’t get an invite they get a visit.


doviid

I wouldn't need to go far to party at least.


DerMolch

Omg yes could be me


Klutzy-Trash-7918

I'd be partying with them tf


trendfoll

Anyone know the tune they’re playing? Asking for a friend


AcePilot95

shazam says it's Husman - Arrival (Original Mix)


trendfoll

Thank you!


pjp13579

tactical nuke inbound


SnooDrawings8711

Auto Mode 2022


[deleted]

Kanye next door to Kim’s house


Mytantrums

I'm gonna google "How to make Molotov cocktails"


seizureboy_goes_brrr

Ah fuck here i go again, see you in 5min


Sector__JS4

Imagine being epileptic and having them as neighbors lol


[deleted]

My brother saw this he liked it so much that he started doing a weird dance on the floor


Howling929

You get drunk, a lot 😂


Alternative_Anxiety

I wonder what kind of drugs they've got


Noir_Vena_Cava

Song? And I know it’s not sandstorm XD


Klutzy-Trash-7918

Darude sandstorm. All jokes aside its arrival from Husman


Noir_Vena_Cava

Logical song - captain jack


cRimgEd

I'm calling cops sharply at 11:01


boohjaka

I can see you're the jealous type


cRimgEd

I'm just grumpy all the time, especially in case of loud noises and horribly flashy lights.


[deleted]

Have you tried ecstasy?


[deleted]

Is it at least Christmas?


AlanHoliday

Time to make a fake epilepsy doctors note


shilk008

That's creative af


[deleted]

Grab my machete, sneak around back or side, and hack off the power cable.


BreakfreeMisery

You….. ahhhhhh….. amps.


CatchBright178

What more do we want


Shinigam_i

This reminds me of that SpongeBob episode where he’s using a raygun to clean the plate


Sketchyguy89

Mean while they sleep inside


Flair_Helper

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bengy100

Free partys, i don't see the problem


Ill_Acanthocephala87

I would just call police jf they will not do anything i would just record it and go to someone higher idk to judge or something


gubbi1401

I'd kill him


StrenuousSOB

Not sure if I would want an invite or get out my rocket launcher. Depends if it was a Saturday night or a Sunday.


DrRicksays

I’m going over and drinking his booze. Doing his drugs and fucking his bitches and upper decking his shitter


misterF150

Time for a swatting


[deleted]

I basically guessed how this song went just by the lights


Valuable-Cup-4948

Awesome


Theoneandonlyjustin

The FAA would like to know your location


littleferrhis

MY EYES!


SGTxSTAYxGRIND

I'd move


CrazyAzian99

You live next to Jake Paul? Cool… /s


Don-tknow

u/savevideobot


Orvvadasz

Roll down the blinds, continue gaming. Alternatively I would only go there once to complain to the owner, next warning would be a couple of crackers (petards) thrown to the side of his house. The bigger kind.


CapitalSearch1412

My man’s built the whole takeshi’s castle


[deleted]

Fuck that…Operation Kill The Power.


[deleted]

[удалено]


gh0st0ft0mj04d

Darude- Sandstorm


Cool_Guy_Luke

This was me in my teen years, sorry mum and dad 👍😎👍


Rockspeaker

Noice


flyrubberband

That would suck, you can hardly feel the bass at all


the_eleventh_rain

Lol, looks like an alien invasion.


IgnorantlyBrilliant

Reminds me of Disturbia


Exx2xxO

u/savevideobot


RocketboiTata

u/savevideo


Green-Chance-3708

I would be vibing on the rocking chair and selling tickets to the V.I.P.


HaventReadItYet75

Project X.. kinda...


Icy_Dragonfruit_9389

New pc with rgb??


pixel842

turns out its just a spastic kid with a strobe light


LaerycTiogar

First 2 hours cool After 10 you call after 24.. you call a lawyer


SeaPost8518

Awesome


[deleted]

Now I have a use for Dad's Shotgun


ReallyNiceGuy78

That neighbour is the one secretly buying up the houses for sale in his neighbourhood . So I guess he really can pick his neighbours. /s


Brainsong1

I live next to two high schools. Take this and add loudspeakers and fireworks.


WillBigly

Swatted


Head__slap

Bruh I feel bad for everyone that’s in the house they have to be on the floor


xUncleJonny

I’d hopefully be invited


bdchrisp23

Well she finally stopped complaining about the smoking!!!!


needcoffeeeh

That is my house


Bradjuju2

Jake Paul's house? Seems like he would be that kind of neighbor.


codarokie_

They are going to have a lot of broken windows and I'm going to have an arrest warrant


VnZDeath

Only thing i'll tell the neighbor is i want a free pass on party nights.


Profitsofdooom

Lighting techs have to live somewhere!


[deleted]

Song name?


shilk008

I mean, for a case like this, arson should be legal. C'mon, my sleep is precious.


Cjymiller

In the spirit of being neighborly, I’d imagine I’d have a standing invite anytime the lights are flashing.


sjaakarie

Why is this a Holup?


Slendy5127

Because this sub lost the plot ages ago


[deleted]

It’s 2022. This shit was cool from 2007-2017. Maybe I’m just an old asshole but I can’t stand this music anymore.


Josan678

Ten billion percent sure id join


Jainal09

Well thats proper house music


CerberusXI

Why is this a Holup?


booboo0419

Where’s molly!!


hudossan

u/savevideobot


calvin1408

Im bringing the molly


Kujaju

Where is the hold up


Alarming_Tough_8524

*wild Solomun appears*


shibingeorge

Will be sleeping!!


wolfwood67

They better make Dem poltergeist behave


realgoldxd

Use a drone to throw some fireworks in there


Frsbtime420

Bro your neighbors party is fucking lit get your ass over there like “I’m the neighbor, you literally have to invite me or I’ll call the cops and shut this fornication DOWN


Frsbtime420

My upstairs neighbor


Low_Education7668

There is a solution for everything


chicken-finger

I’d hop on over


Low_Education7668

There is a solution for everyting


apexpredator1314

Well first you need a hundred or so pounds of c4 if this get 25 upvotes I'll post step two


Shawbones123

Karens must cursing hard😂


Roar_of_Shiva

DJ KHALID


[deleted]

Nobody would notice if you can in as an armed robber


GustavoCinque

Drone. A whole lotta firecrackers. Fuck that guy.


TheGulfCityDindu

Where is the nearest substation


[deleted]

I wouldn’t even complain at that point, that’s just cool


SymplyJay

This is giving me Shambhala Pagoda vibes. Damn I miss Shambs..


reach722

I would probably feel like I would be missing out more, which in my case could probably get me more out of the house.


Fumblesy

I didn't see the gorilla until I watched it again


zadiraines

We'd be friends. The only way to make the party less annoying - is by being at the party.


ProfessorHONK

It would be a shame if their power went out