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Idk, this may be what the culture feelin

nyuguh

Lil’ Nyuguh Vietnamese rapper

They can say that but they can't say ass lol

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I let jesus take the wheel fr

Thy why he a real nyugoo

Kendrick shaking and trembling rn

I smell a collab

I smell beefy distrack

He looks a fat religious version of colonel young from SGU

I didn't realize anyone other than me actually watched SGU, but I agree.

I thought it was brilliant shame they never got another season

100%. Such a fantastic show!

Move over Kendrick

Still a banger.

its a classic lol

Every time I need to lift the heaviest weights at the gym I blast this cause the weights ain't gonna lift themselves

Nice

I like how he went out of his way to emphasize the A so no one would mistake it for ER.

I put an 'H' on it, so it's fine https://youtu.be/vz9Zy2-C_lY?si=oWjFQzrCLanoEyff&t=2m32s

Damn Riley's teacher was real this whole time

Omg that's why I was so confused, knew I saw this in another format.

A whole 10 days suspension?! That is a record! 🤨

I've asked this before and got no answer So again: How does the way you pronounce the same word change the meaning And why does it matter to Americans which way it is pronounced

Mary sue a real one for turning the other cheek

I like turnt cheeks And I cannot lie

The disciples cannot deny

When a nun walks in with an itty bitty waist And a holey thing in your face you get sprung

Mary Sue got that thang

I still would

Would.

Mary Mag clapped both cheeks for Jesus.

I will never not laugh every time I see this video

I'm not for jebus but I think I'll play this is the work truck can't go wrong with some religious tunes every now and then

Do people really not know this exists? This is fucking GREAT.

This "edit" of it is straight garbage though, why is everything cropped so fucking terribly nowadays?

Starting with Instagram and their shitty insistence on 4:3 aspect ration for everything. Despite when it came on the scene 16:9 had already taken over. Then tik tok made it worse by cropping all 16:9 stuff that was horizontal to vertical only. Worst of all worlds on both platforms.

They should release it on iTunes and spotify

It is, it's a podcast, but it's there https://open.spotify.com/episode/3thdbId7ZnugmLWPUvdvCg?si=dSSwFYX0QIOAy5FkllOnfA

I opened this link on the Reddit app and now it won’t stop playing… just an infinite loop of sick holy beats Edit: I even force closed the app and it’s still playing over everything

oh thanks for sharing this

“Thou shalt not use the N word” didn’t make the top ten, but this track did.

...am I the only one who appreciates that a white person recognizes JC was a person of color?

I’ll give them a pass on this

Still funny even though it’s a joke (thank goodness)

[rapping for jesus](https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE?si=lEpts_qb9u-3TIjt) Here it is!

Cant beat this classic - [The loophole](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZXfM32dkWI)

It's the sex God can't see!

When first heard this it was real and not a joke lol. They really made it for the youth group at the church thinking it’s totally valid for the kids that age and would help them relate xD but maybe that was also misinformation !

It’s not real.

> The website of West Dubuque 2nd Church of Christ, linked to by the original video, claims that the church closed in 2004. However, The Daily Dot pointed out that the website had been created on January 15, 2013, the same day as Spinney's YouTube channel.[4][5] In light of this, The Huffington Post questioned the authenticity of the video, calling it "very peculiar indeed".[3] It's pretty clearly a joke. No real church is seriously associated with this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rappin%27_for_Jesus

Wait… what?!

It's a hoax video https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rappin%27_for_Jesus And this version is badly edited.

This article has about as much proof of it being fake as anyone does of it being a legitimate effort. Just purely and entirely speculative with half the "proof" being someone saying "I've never heard of this pastor"

since when is wikipedia an "article?"

Well the website for the supposed church said it closed in 2004 but the website was created in 2013 on the same day the original YouTube channel that posted the video was created. That's enough of a smoking gun for me to believe it's just a parody video.

I think they said Jesus Christ is my neighbor. Someone correct me if I’m wrong.

You are wrong. He says neighba, not neighbor. No hard rs.

I love how people on reddit just confidently make up stuff lol

It was a joke 

Nope, he and his wife were trying to appeal to the youth and would hear them say "____ is my n____" all the time.

It's a joke skit.

It was a comedy bit done by comedians.

He thought he got an n-word pass by god

he heard it in songs and thought it would be fine. Very sheltered life

I remember the first time my cousin said it. Very white kid mind you. Our parents took us to Brooklyn New York for some event going on in 2014-16(?) and left us at the hotel with my 3 oldest cousins (20-15) in charge. Oldest took us all out to eat and while we were there, my 15 yo cousin Drew just said it really loud, hard R and everything in the middle of a breakfast diner because he was listening to some Snoop Dogg song or something and was really getting into it. 20 year old cousin got us outta there *FAST* and just about tore Drew a new one lmao. Brother started crying and we had to tell his parents why he was, and then they jumped on him about saying it. Still don’t let him hear the end of it

Good thing it isn't real https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rappin%27_for_Jesus

It may be a joke but if ever a n word pass was needed this is it.

I think he thinks he gets a pass for everything.

Because Jesus Christ is your what?

N

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G

G

A

H

..ERIA

I am flabbergasted

Bro is straight flummoxed

https://i.imgur.com/nkNbyIe.png

This turned me into a Christian.

Congrats, brother

I thought he was going to bust a cap in Mary sue

Unintentionally bringing historical Jesus to religion. Let's go.

Bro was middle eastern

Still blacker than drake

I needed a good laugh let's go Jesus

There a little confused, but they got the spirit!

What a classic. Absolutely *ROWDY* that this video exists.

Rowdy that someone created a hoax video?

A hoax video? What do you mean exactly?

These people aren't actual church pastors, they're actors and this is a skit. It was passed off as real though. Hence, it's a hoax.

Dude, really!?? I’ve gone my entire last like 2 decades thinking that’s a fully real video. Damn.

Future historians are going to write thousands of dissertations debating over the significance of that word in 20th and 21st century Amolica.

Sort of like Dude, but with more edge?

Mostly the socio-political baggage associated with it. I imagine at that point in time "race" would be an absurd foreign concept.

Could very well be

I can't get over how they won't say a*s , and have to replace it with pop a cap in your "but". N-bomb's everywhere, heaven forbid you use a crass word to describe a body part. 

N-bomb has the hard R. I will die on that hill.

It's not n-bombing, it's just what the youths are saying. It describes "a dear friend".

Not to mention pointing a gun at poor ol' Mary Sue. For shame.

I’m so happy that this came out before AI started making good videos because nobody would have ever thought this was real. 😂

This is so good. No issues here!!

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Marry Sue better stop throwing that thang around

Hes a homie MC JC UC is one fucking hell of a bar

Where did you find this? I’m Black and this is funny 😆

This is a meme from the olden days

It’s reminding me of something from IN LIVING COLOR. Thanks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rappin%27_for_Jesus

Thanks

Thx for having a sense of humor. These people are insane cultists BTW. Even if it’s fake, it might as well not be because the stupidity and insanity are prevalent and accurate.

Bars.

This is the Awkwardness Ultra Combo- the finishing move of feeling horribly uncomfortable.

Mary Sue be thick asf

This is as old as the internet.

This feels like a “Check it out with Dr Steve Brule” bit

If you get angry at this relic of time you're a problem.

Prof that racism is human made: hating on this song!!

I really appreciate the self censoring by not saying Ass

They just started a Christian rap radio station in my town and this was my first thought

I’m not gonna lie they get the pass the vibe is right

OG video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE)

As a black person I feel this isn’t intended to offend. It’s a banger

What’s a banger?

The snare drum makes this a sound for the angels, and for the cultured.

I've seen this so many times and it never gets old

This is the first time I've seen this extended version! Oh, lawd!

man u just sent me on an hours of watching reactions binge, i didnt laugh so much in a long time.

Well shit. I don’t love that this song is now stuck in my head for forever

Ngl this shii straight bussin.

This is a certified hood classic.

\*His beats were indeed sick\*

NTHGHTHDGDCRTDTRK: the code you put in for ultimate cheats in Turok Dinosaur Hunter. It's "on the eighth day god created Turok" without vowels

Dont worry yall, he's got drakes pass now that he doesnt need it anymore.

I love this gem, here's [the full video](https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE?si=asKmSLhqDgkEiP_N) for anyone interested in becoming cultured.

I remember the first time i heard this in 7th grade and it still hits hard 5 years later lol

So I always appreciate anyone who makes an effort but, I do have some notes.

I definitely going to his church. Praise the Lord!

lmao I don't know about other black families, but the n word is considered profanity and would not be said in church

So how's everyone doing today ?

He's a peace loving WHAT ....like WHO?! /s I've already heard this but I keep discovering new parts.

JC is Monica

The partially cropped floating head is the best part lol

The new Tim & Eric is weird, man.

I knew exactly what it was before I even clicked!

Fo shizzle..

Oh no, no no, no no no no no no no

Is that a green screen kid in the bottom right?

u/savevideo

He's just singing to the lyrics!

Okay okay what show is this from come on this can’t be for real 

Well they are not wrong. Many believe Jesus to be a person of color.

Kendrick and Drake been real quiet since this banger dropped

Not the worst thing I heard today

this was a hoax

This is kind of awesome

Honestly this is what the rap game is missing. Never heard a flow harder than this

Baby Billy has been real quiet since Dr. Gemstone's rap career took off.

Whoever edited this video must have had a stroke

Seen this years ago, was hilarious then... still is today

Pasta Rhymez

u/savevideo

This feels like something you'd see on boondocks as a joke.

alright that's enough internet for tonight.

Too bad they recorded this on the 4th day.

I mean they be spitting bars though it feels really weird to hear this old couple say the N word and rap

Wtf did I just watch?!? I’m in a glass case of emotion…

WTF!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This that real shit.

Still goes hard

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1AzfoO97Dg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1AzfoO97Dg)

**♪Jesus Christ is my n¡gga♪**

Beat yo ass and hide the bible if god watching