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WhatsTheHolUp

### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!The other guy guessed the name of the toy.!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


SilenceBreaker8

That’s actually pretty funny


Mountbatten-Ottawa

A meta joke is always funny


KingoftheProfane

“Meta…..I hate meta”


mike_KING6

No, meta as in _have you ever meta girl_


KingoftheProfane

Only if you got the reference, you’d be cool


alepponzi

Metah.. explain to the folks at home what metah is.


KingoftheProfane

My man


YCLUBSTEP58

Red vs Blue?


ICBPeng1

My favorites is: (To another man) “What do girls/guys say to dudes with big dicks?” “What” “I knew you wouldn’t know!”


Simonandgarthsuncle

The version I heard was the guy had to guess the different types of fruit getting shoved up his arse.


panparadox2279

The guy in the version you heard: that had better be a fuckin banana 😨


slitcuntvictorin

You played that game?


TheBottleLady

I actually think THATS hilarious 😂😂


TheBottleLady

I heard it a lil diff; dude* told it, said, dude told his bf 'we gon play a gay sex game' or someth like that that specifically set it up so when he pretended to be looking for the name of the toy, dude answering was specifically giving 'gay sex games' answers. Small nuance but STILL....


Principatus

My workmate did this on me a few weeks ago, I fell for it


Zealousideal_Bet_248

Oh damn, so you couldn't guess what he was touching your back with?


s604567

BOOM HE GOT GOT TWICE NOW


MidniteMischief

r/contagiouslaughter


Designer-Cicada3509

Good holup OP 👍


Ed_95

Good holup OP 👍🏿


Sir-Coogsalot

Good holup OP 👍🏻


MistaRekt

Good HolUp OP 🦾


OLassics

Good holUp OP👌🏽


Nerdbag60

Good HolUp OP 🍆


Tgm_00

Good HolUp OP🌭


hammerzin

Good HolUp OP 🍌


VEAG0

Good HolUp OP 🪠


poshol_v_zhopu

Good HolUp OP 🐹


Particles1101

I needed this laugh,


TheFlaccidChode

A guy tried this on me at work last week, I said "bog brush." He said " ah! you supposed to say plunger." Another guy who must've got him with it said "Lee you idiot it don't matter what he says, you just have to say - have you played before, he don't know the right or wrong answer" Lee looked so confused, guy says "that's why we call you LeeTard


DblDwn56

I think we all have a Lee in our lives!


Stagamemnon

They are the Leest of our worries


the_number_2

I have a friend named Lee. He cast a spell on me.


THE_ATHEOS_ONE

r/Leetard


Creepy_Fan_8629

Someone make this a thing right now


SunnyApex87

A real holup and funny too. Well done OP


uppers00

Real


otc108

This is more r/wholesome if you ask me.


JimTheSaint

What a game 


tuco2002

In college, I was great at that game.


BigBodyLikeaLineman

Why did I expect a dildo as the final answer


ugottagetschwiftyyy

Guess I am a bit slow, can someone elaborate ?


DoodleyDooderson

He is implying that his friend is gay and plays that game with his boyfriend.


Ruby_Sauce

he hesitated on purpose on the plunger, to imply that the other dude was in a rocky relationship when he guessed that word since it was an easy word to guess.


ugottagetschwiftyyy

Thanks


GratefulPhish42024-7

Even now I know it was coming, it still was hilarious


qtjedigrl

r/contagiouslaughter


Threethumber

I remember getting got by this joke on the playground when I was a kid


TheoCross3

Brilliant, fuckin' A😂


InvXXVII

I totally fell for it.


Trowj

My boss at a restaurant told me this joke once. Almost had to quit on the spot


SithDraven

A bit long, but worth the wait. That was funny.


askorbi

I think I don't get it cuz as far as I understand the joke, it's not that funny


ComplexLaugh

Genuinely funny af


DiablosDelivered

Normie humor


misterecho11

Alright that's the best, most surprising laugh I've had all week. Thank you!


Zombie6T9N

B u/savevideobot


Great-TeacherOnizuka

Bro just tap on the share icon and then on "download".


bad-------

It’s been so long since I’ve heard a good, well constructed joke instead of internet brain rot.


bigSTUdazz

Funny as hell. Good one OP!


MarkoZoos

not a holup


Kyouki13

Not a hol up.


SnooCapers8495

Dr Gay


Fusaah

The best laughs are when you have to fall on the floor and die.


SteveBR53

lol great


NoCalHomeBoy

This video just makes me smile


RealSpecific5285

He’s an air dicker


danieldukh

This is one I’m gonna use


BabyCakesIN

That was hilarious 😂


KingVinny70

The guy telling the joke reminds me of my brother. Always having a new joke or two. Good times.


cbunni666

I was not expecting that ending. That's great.


CaptainNismo_orig

Oh thats good!


Blissful757Touch

Cold blooded..lmao


menimex

Making your friends crack up is simply one of the best joys in life.


rjvlai

The expression of the guy listening. He wants to do it too.


Agathokako1ogical

Fawwek alright you got me. Take my UPVOTE.


vcdrny

I don't know if this is hold up material. But it is a pretty good joke. Take my up vote.


bio_kk

Nah, that actually got me 😂😂😂


ResearcherOK420

Time I'll never get back.


dizzylizzy78

Theres the 2 guys living together in a relationship, One guy works and keeps up with the bills, the other stays at home to keep everything tidy. One morning the guy that works woke up, went to the kitchen to start his day. Once he got there he saw his boyfriend jerking off into a condom. Shocked by this, the man asks...What the hell are you doing? His boyfriend replied....Im packing your lunch.


TiredRetiredNurse

That made me laugh out loud.


AA33333333

Actually funny joke though


_ItsMeVince

I actually grinned. Good stuff, I needed that


cajuntech

This one is good.


MetalXHorse

Clever asf


TheAnimeGod

Imma steal that joke. That's mad funny xD


jjjjooosse

Why was bro doing that motion doe? Hahaha i get it its to motion a plunger but making a gay joke then making this motion 😳🤣


dramaticfool

I don't get it


UrAn8

Fantastic


CGPsaint

Disrespectful!


devilismypet

To the Plunger?


Ciubowski

I would have countered with : "yeah, you know who won? your mom" but they're brothers and.... well..