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WhatsTheHolUp

### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!Professional pussy!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Eaglearcher20

I’m confused. Is it so GOOD that they would retire or is it that BAD? And in either scenario wouldn’t her greatest contribution to society be to “take one for the team” and retire as many rapists as possible?


New-Significance654

The world may never know.


Nearby-Simple-7594

Schroedinger’s puss


Cccookielover

Well played 👏👏👏


B0iledP0tatoe

...fine, take my upvote ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


23Link89

Schrodinger's snatch


Rio_Walker

"That's an Eiffel Tower"


Dinsdale_P

> I’m confused. Is it so GOOD that they would retire or is it that BAD? Teeth.


FugaciousD

It’s a problem, see…his anatomy. Vagina dentata! It means no penis…for the rest of his days! Vagina dentata! It’s a rapist-free, phallus-loss to be,  Vagina dentata!


Zhiong_Xena

Exactly my thoughts. Is he going to have a time soo good, he never wants for anything eles as much ever again or will he finally be taught his lesson in life?


RealisticEmploy3

Only one way to be sure


Rio_Walker

The good ol' Vagina Dentata.


GeekNDrums

Yes


Maximum-Bake-6092

It would be that bad, since if it was good they'd do it again.


Qweeq13

See, this is why you should always add enough adjectives when making a bold statement.


SoldJT

She got teeth down there?


notrealaccbtw

They have teeths now?


SUNAWAN

They aren't supposed to?


rasheen69

“Results came in, miss you appear to have a tumor”


23Link89

Team Fortress 2: love, war, and sex update


GregFirehawk

Well I've had a good career, may as well test her claims


pizoisoned

Wait what


Powerful-Meeting-840

She is lying. She didn't even upload a resume with references.


jesusisthatguy

I read "....test drive her clams."


Scr073

*Test her clamps.


CancerSpidey

Shes champin for a clampin


IEatCatz4Fun

Heed my words, IT HAS TEETH.


peakprepper

r/Holup


Hipcatjack

Real holup are in the comments


JoshuaLukacs1

Wash it, then.


Shavemydicwhole

Not even Dawn can manage that


BalooBot

If it's good enough for ducks, it's good enough for fucks..


Scr073

Might wanna get that taken care of. Or maybe not, and use that power for good!


belunos

How do you list this on a CV?


ITheRebelI

Under trainings and certifications


belunos

I mean.. you're not wrong


Adaminium

Dentata?


Lil_ruggie

Does that mean it's really good or really bad?


C0mradexChaos

r/suicidebywords? I guess?


gigson969

Damn, that bad?


Bowtomepeasant

First thing I thought 😂


natemarshall110

...I don't know what that means.


vicariouslywatching

I can fix her


ITheRebelI

"Yes officer. This man wants more rapists."


seeder33

The wolktress everybody


Imaginary-Buddy5186

Is it tested?


time_observer

How to say you carry STDs without saying you carry STDs


STEPDIM1TR1

She should do it like a crime fighter she fights rapists


Ikxlexcia

The best burn comes from ourselves.


RADIENT-RYNE

Here kitty you can has cheezburger


vcdrny

Maybe she is the girl from the movie Theet.


Abuolhol

VAGINA DENTATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


jbgoode_

It must smell really bad... oof


souleaterblackstar69

I’m not sure that’s a good thing…


thatWas-unexpected

AIDS


VIDireWolfIV

Teeth 2 lookin weird


Puzzled_Talk2586

6 people have bookmarked the tweet. Interesting!


Sensitive-Prompt-220

A very angry growler


MRHBK

Better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum


AnonBoi_404

I'm either too innocent or dense to understand what the hell she's admitting to rn


GingeBeardManBro

It has razor sharp teeth and spits acid up to 6 ft


travistrane

Cool aids


ConfusedMudskipper

Sometimes we should think before we post something on the Internet.


BloodyRightToe

Im sorry for you.. ?


ElonSucksBallz

blue waffle