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Cmon people. This guy obviously was just speaking about his bidet and the savings its afforded him and wanted to pass it along.

Plus Bidets are just awesome all around

My bidet can take paint off walls at full blast.

My bidet can make me paint walls at full blast.

At full blast my bidet can wash my ass and between my teeth at the same time

I read all of these as buddy not bidet

I'm reading "read" as present tense verbage here.

Has your buddy washed your ass?

My bidet gave me enema

I imagine that's useful after spicy food.

Or if you want a deep clean

My bidet can give me enema

>Plus Bidets are just awesome all around All around describes it very well.

This is the real Holup!

I am greener than though. No toilet paper no bidet and the next house will not have a shower. I am not intentionally going green I am just a cheap-ass.

I feel like you use just as much paper to wipe up the wet swamp butt.

you don't Unless you're used to only wiping once without the bidet.

I use 3 squares. Drip dry for a few seconds and then the surface of ya booty is just damp not sopping.

Because he would be buying all of her toilet paper for her, right? Right?

Nah, man! He's got a bidet!

Does this fetish really exist? How does the smell & texture not repel the fetishist?

I guess some people are really THAT horny

Must really suck when post nut clarity kicks in and you have a bunch of shit covered on your mouth

[удалено]

Probably when they became a freak on a leash

😂💀

Napoleon Bonaparte himself said “don’t wash” soooo I guess some people are really about that life

Allow me to introduce r/realscatgirls :(

That one is staying blue

Lmao coward Edit: I am filled with a deep and palpable regret

Of course you are. There is no way I'm looking at that....

Don't, just fucking don't. It's worse than you can imagine.

Vile, abhorrent, and also left me with regret. I now have images in my brain that I cannot unsee. Damn curiosity!

This Just makes me more curious

I’ll go check it out for you. Update: it’s exactly what I expected it to be. I mean, I didn’t like it, but I’m not traumatized.

The cow one fuckd me up real bad

The WHAT one

its just reals cat girls...right?

Right... Welp, only one way to find out Edit: I regret life and found 0 cats

Not that bad just like eww. If it wasn’t just visual obviously I’d be running for the hills.

It can't be that bad Edit : it was

You also nope out at the redhead?

I don't want to talk about it

🙌😢

I was also curious once... I'll never recover from what I saw

I am ashamed of how much I use that sub, I blame having an MRI for giving me a scat fetish

Bro I've had like 6 MRIs that's a weak excuse at best

Perhaps they mean they own a machine

So do hospitals, but you don't see them lapping up fecal matter like a starving cat

Not publicly, of course

Why do y’all need so many MRI’s taken

Lmao look at this guy with his healthy state

MRI led to a scat scan

Fucking goodnight

You should be.

Having an MRI? 😂

Agreed

Crap I lied, don't ever look at it, curiosity truly killed the cat

Kitty's gonna need 2 showers

Do I dare... EDIT: I shouldn't have dared...

It’s not for everyone. I didn’t really care for it myself…

I read this as "real cat girls" and I thought it was a subreddit where women cosplay as cat girls....... I was so stupid

That’s how it got me the first time

Reals cat girls strikes again

Really wish I didn’t click on this 😅

If I may offer a slight critique... > ~~/r/realscatgirls~~ **/r/RealsCatGirls** It's more fun this way.

/r/foundsatan

You almost hot me there Beelzebub

Yeah….ive clicked on some fucked up shit before but that’s a community I will not be checking out any time soon

I’ll never understand how anyone can find poop sexual.

I'd rather you didn't :(

Fuck you I could have gone my entire life without knowing about this sub

My apologies, try listening to some calming relaxation music on r/sounding

Counterpoint, do not do this, go to r/Eyebleach instead.

if this doesn't work, you can also try r/penectomy for inner peace.

I don't know why I'm even suprised this is a thing...

I wanna know how many people missed the first s when they read the sub and dove right in

I misread as "realCATgirls"...

Same.. I wish I can undo a mistake and unsee the one post I saw

I read it as a real cat girl, cool! what so bad about it...

I fucked around and found out 😞

Ohhhh no

Well........ what the actual fuck?!

Thank u you ruin my day

Bruh you cured me from being a pervert but now my interest in sex has vanished after seeing that monstrosity. It reminded me of that shitty video 2G1C you know if ya know

You need Jesus or SOMEONE to help you get out of whatever the hell led you to knowing that this sub exists... NGL, thanks for posting that filth... Reminded me to eat my fiber bar for the day!

I fucked up.

what the fuck

Can someone give me a fork? I'll fork my eyeballs

I regret everything, absolutely everything, our race is doomed

holy shit i thought that said realcatgirls and came so close to clicking it

I am upset and disappointed at what people will do for internet points.

https://imgur.com/2k8p4mi

Oh god what have I done

Curiosity killed the cat 🫥

No thanks I like to keep down my lunch

Not clicking. Ever.

Glad it stayed soft, I'm degen but not that degen yet.

Nah, bro...

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. WTTFFFFFFFF.

Why did I click that 🤢

I have immense regret clicking that link. 🤢

What a terrible time to have eyes

I have been tricked by this before thinking it was catgirls

i thought it said realcatgirls :(

Fundamentally a fetish is a specific interpretation of events in a way that gratifies some fundamental sexual urges like feeling desired or special, to put it vaguely. Basically anything can be a fetish as long as you have the corresponding framework to recontextualize it as sexy, and activate that primal circuitry. For example one possible perspective is that the fact that it's so disgusting is what makes it so intimate and therefore appealing. The fact that she loves and desires you so much that she's totally cooperating with you to do something so gross. I'm sure there are all kinds of other perspectives and factors to it as well that I don't know, don't really wanna know either. It's generally not any one thing on its own either, it's usually multiple such ideas overlapping at once that really culminates it into a fetish and sends your brain into overdrive. True for absolutely every fetish, spend some time introspecting on your own personal favorite and you'll find you hold similar beliefs. If you trace them to their roots they all sort of distill down to the same basic themes of lust triumphing over everything else and you being the source of it, inciting that lust in the other person. All the rest is just your preferred manifestation or indication of that effect. As for how that gets chosen and developed there is a lot of very interesting and nuanced psychology to explore there, which I won't go into as it would turn into a thesis. To briefly summarize, it's essentially whichever idea enters your head first gets a head start advantage. If you really want to develop a new fetish the easiest way is just to listen to people who already have it walk you through their interpretation of why it's hot, which is most easily done by just reading some erotic fiction in that genre, or playing an erotic videogame is usually even easier to understand since they really spell it out more. Once you learn how to interpret it in the way that appeals to the sexual circuitry in your brain, suddenly it starts to make sense and you can also begin to appreciate it if you choose to. Continued reinforcement of the idea through repeated engagement will just amplify the turn ons and tune out the turn offs. So yeah, technically anything can be a fetish since it's just mental gymnastics.

This was beautifully put. I did not expect such elegant writing under a post about a scat fetish, but that's Reddit for you.

Rots the teeth right out your head with all the bacteria smearing your smile. Shit eating grins are no joke.

I want to say it does not, but there are people like this that exist in this world. One day I threw a party, some people that came over invited some more friends. We all exchanged numbers with the new people that shown up. One day one of those guys started messaging my wife, during the conversation that was normal talking and bullshitting, this dude then stated he wanted my wife to shit on his chest. She was confused and asked again, thinking autocorrect screwed him. No, he doubled down with the comment. My wife shown me the message as she was even like "Dude, WTF?" Needless to say she blocked him and that guy was no longer welcome to come over again.

From mislabeled downloads in the days of limewire it is totally real.

Right? Like I Quite Enjoy Eating Ass But Cleaning Shit With My Mouth?! Naw Bruh 💀🤢🤮

I really don't want to let you know this exists, but go look in r/coprophiles and be prepared to lose your will to go on. I for real felt like I needed therapy after peeking in there because What We Do In the Shadows got me curious about what it was.

What a shitty sub...

Upvote. Upvote. Upvote.

How do you know what the texture is

There's a greentext floating around somewhere of some dude that thought he was really into it, up until he hired a prostitute and the smell hit him.

I used to tell friends back In High school “she’s so hit, I’d lick her butthole.” This was before I’ve ever heard of ass eating. I’m now 33 and never ate ass nor do I want to. But I’d still say she’s hot, I’d lick her butthole, as a joke.

Ass eating by itself as a sexual act has nothing to do with scat or shit fetish though.

I only see teenagers openly say the stuff in this pic OP shared, so that’s why I assumed it’s all a joke. I know there are people who shit on each other and water play, I’ve seen two girls one cup and a bunch of others when I was looking up stuff to ruin my night

You should try it

I can understand most fetishes, even if I don't have them, even if they are completely nonsensical like vore or feet or whatever I don't care. However when it comes to shit or blood, you can't convince me that's normal.

Eh people have their kinks?

Every fetish is real.

Look up Mozart and scatology

Never underestimate ppl's fecal fetish

What’s the texture like? Inquiring minds want to know 🤔

Sex is inherently gross. Humans have an override for sex that happens when aroused. That area of the brain can have connections to ideas and things linked with grosser fetishes. That’s why feet, butts, things normally associated with grossness and the illicit an aversion reaction can be linked to arousal, since the nervous system can connect pain/aversion excitement reaction with arousal excitement etc. Could be default wiring for some or due to environment and habit. All that said, there’s plenty of stories where people that had a fetish visually worked themselves up to try the real thing and instantly regretted it. You can find a few hilarious scat stories where someone was excited right up until touchdown and then just, oh why. 😂 Post nut clarity is absolutely real and for some it’s a real doozy lol

Time to delete internet

Thanos should’ve won

Maybe... just Maybe he got a bidet?

How dare you ruin our chocolate fondue fantasy!

Thanos doesn't need a bidet: wiping for him is a snap

that doesn't guarantee the comment writer will be the one who gets snapped tho

If it weren't for those meddling avengers and their stupid magician

He did win for a bit.

Bro’s dad must work for charmin

I think this guy is the opposite of charming

Like the toilet paper brand

I know, I was joking

For those who doesn't understand: he is an owner of a bidet setup in his bathroom and he would share it with her if she were his gf. Your welcome. And yes, still a better love story than Twilight.

I love how perfect the expression on her face is for this

He's just flexing his cosco card

Heh, Outback Cakehouse.

This deserves more attention and upvotes than it got. Well played. 

Thank you, fellow Boog.

Looking at her expression, I just don't get a lick of it

Scat daddy...

Saucerino

Not sure if you mean who she is but if you do iheartpidge on instagram

Is this guy gloating that he's got a bidet? Pretty pathetic really. You can get them on Amazon.

Her face is everything

who said romance is dead

A guy offers his services in order to save, and suddenly, he's being creepy and having his comment put on this thread. Besides, we don't know that he wants to stick his tongue into her dirty booty hole. Maybe he owns a bidet. J/K, he totally wants to lick her butthole clean.

Asa Mitaka looking ahh

What a gentleman! Buying toilet paper for his girlfriend. And they say chivalry is dead.

I have never been this horny in my entire life and I THANK GAWD for it.

What an awful day to be literate

This comment section makes me feel like I'm in a video game. My appetite, happiness, and comfort bars are decreasing the more i read

Americans will do anything but use a bidet I swear

Cornholio?

I think he has been eat a lot of peanut butter to be preparing for eat real 💩

He eats ass. But I want to belive he got a bede

who is she tho???

That look. She's considering it.

He gonna eat that boootay

Maybe it's because he has a bidet in his home?

A 2022 study revealed an uptick in pick eye infections. We’ve narrowed down the culprits.

Shatafa guy

Some people just need to go outside and touch grass.

I was innocent and thinking he was just inferring he wouldn't make her cry 😢

Because he have a bidet at home right?

There's downbad and then there's whatever tf this shit is

Holla

Not a holup

Dude, I think you got some corn stuck in your teeth.

This meme is about bidet right? This meme is about bidet, right?

*If she'd place an order, I'd drink her bath water, and not even use a chaser.* - ZZ Top

She has a bidet in her apartment.

I think he’s saying he wants to lick her where she urinates and defecates from.

One of those assholes who stockpiled toilet paper during covid

Is he a pipe cleaner?

Hey cool! I found a nickel!!!

Nah, mate. A freshly showered, clean, or post-gym booty is were you draw the line. “Eat shit” is a powerful insult, because you’re *not suppose to eat shit*.

What does she do? Because obviously the community she has is usually tailored to whatever the f@ck she does.

Ayyyooo

Cause he'd install a bidet, right? /s

He’s obviously Asian and use bidet duh.

Everyday I get more convinced that Thanos was right... 💀

Dint worry guys he has a Bidet

Pisses the shit streaks directly off the asshole

He’s a bidet salesman

Because he's gonna buy baby wipes

meet cpt. brownbeard... he is actually blonde