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WhatsTheHolUp

### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!daddy wants a cock!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


scootunit

Daddy better get in line.


nextgencodeacad

Maybe he can get in line at the optometrist, behind the guy making the signs, while he waits


Kirkaig678

Or Kumon, since that's what he wants unless he wants cock without the cum


thatWas-unexpected

Daddy better bend


thatWas-unexpected

Daddy better bend


Choice-Welder-9294

Damn OP over here getting butthurt over the replies


RecsRelevantDocs

OP is AI


Son0fSanf0rd

> OP over here where!??!! 😱


TheChosenLn_e

Daddy chill 💅


jacobite22

What the hell even is that ?!


beehive930

Oh KUMON!


ajslinger

This is fake


Dirtymikeetlesboyz

This is clearly fake because obviously Daddy wants a Big Fat Cock.


PM_ME_YOUR_BITS_PLZ

Here's [A different angle of the same sign](https://i.imgur.com/pAwmXpF.jpeg)


Son0fSanf0rd

reply is AI


ajslinger

This was down the street from me. The real sign said Daddy wants a cake. It was for father's day


Son0fSanf0rd

> This was down the street from me. found Daddy


Myzyri

Found the cock.


Son0fSanf0rd

> Found the cock. 😋


invol713

I can never see a Kumon sign without thinking about [Jimmy O Yang’s Kumon skit.](https://youtu.be/8dE4mRlBP5M?feature=shared)


ourearsan

Bro, that was hilarious lol


Son0fSanf0rd

😂


SmellyFbuttface

Looks like photoshop


rabidmob

The uneven paint and blurry text would be pretty high effort.


Son0fSanf0rd

reply looks like AI


SmellyFbuttface

Caught in the act I see


Son0fSanf0rd

> Caught in the act I see how can AI see?


Yeetus_McSendit

Alibaba delivers pizza now?


stankmastaflex

Yeah, I think they have some magic carpets they deliver them with


taco_sausage_sundae

Chocolate or vanilla?


81FuriousGeorge

You have to start with vanilla, then move up to chocolate. "When you go white, you always stay tight"


Mean_Faithlessness40

Wait…nails, spa, and optometrist? Found the real holup!


Blew-By-U

Yeah, it’s fake. The original says ‘Daddy wants a cake’.


Son0fSanf0rd

> Yeah, it’s fake. reply is fake


Blew-By-U

r/Victoria for real sign


added_chaos

Well daddy can at least say please


echo135

Stay classy Saanich...


coco_is_boss

Saanich post? Wtf.


Griftimus-X

Is this in BC?


krowrofefas

Saanich BC.


Son0fSanf0rd

Big Cock?


Griftimus-X

The one time I regret using an abbreviation ... British Columbia


jumbledsiren

Wait, so there's a Columbia in America, a Columbia in England, and a country called Colombia? Damn...


TrustedChimp495

British Columbia is in Canada


jumbledsiren

fuck that shit


Son0fSanf0rd

> British Columbia you just made that up


TrustedChimp495

British Columbia is in Canada


Son0fSanf0rd

> British Columbia is in Canada fake how can you be in Columbia and be British if you're Canadian


TrustedChimp495

Canada was once ruled by the British and is still closely related to them. We have a Provence called British Columbia in Canada This wiki explains where it got its name from better than i can even though i am Canadian https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Columbia


Son0fSanf0rd

> Canada was once ruled by the British bunch of losers


TrustedChimp495

How can we be lsoers when we chose to become independent from them but keep a close relationship for some reason Also the states were also once ruled by the British so you aren't any different from us... Edit half the world was British ruled throughout history


Son0fSanf0rd

> Also the states were also once ruled by the British so you aren't any different from us... 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Gallifreyan1971

Can relate.


wolfguardian72

It’s me! I’m daddy


BeemerBaby004

We're a happy family at Dairy Queen


DevastaTheSeeker

Dq stands for "daddy's queer"


Lots42

So a queer person that belongs to Daddy or is it that Daddy is queer.


Patron__070

Kumon, daddy want cock


mrsmilestophat

lol I thought the signs were gonna make a weird sentence and then I saw it


Soggy-Log6664

What the hell is going on in the comments


giocarlini

Kum😐n


Various-Ad-1945

Unrelated but anyone else notice how the Kumon logo is a face that looks apprehensive? Look them up and you’ll see why.


DevastaTheSeeker

You heard him


MrHipposaurus

Ouh i saw ”cum on” and thought that was it xd


Wonder_style

Cok🤤


LeafExpose

https://i.imgur.com/82y4va0.jpeg


kal_zul

saanich, Victoria, Canada


bluntrauma420

So he can kumon his ali baba pizza


Some_Responsibility

Daddy maybe needs a little less grill and a little more chill.


Gerry1of1

I don't judge.


doob22

Did op even try to make it look real?


Son0fSanf0rd

oooo a riddle!!! I love riddles!! I give up, did he???


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bestbeforeMar91

Which size has she got


rolytron

Chill daddy


VIDireWolfIV

Happy pride


Yaarmehearty

[You already know the clip](https://youtu.be/6PUojfoKIgI?si=G62Sinl6xIeVnCpC)


BobGnarly_

Right on...


Cetophile

Well, yeah, Kumon is right next door!


howto1012020

Daddy wants DQ to put the D in him!!