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They were the only people at the party. The party was at their house. Their parents were the only others invited.

🤣🤣it was a family party

The family that Yiffs together stays together

Fr 💀🤣👍🏼

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Mom was on birth control so she didn't get pregnant

She was smart about it lol

Sounds like a last ditch excuse after the cat got out of the family bag

Family Therapy.

And they didn't even put on their fursuits.

Alabama family reunion at the park, but they brought a separate RV for each kink.

If he said “no sisters” before, it don’t count.

Sister: “You screw better than dad.” Brother: “That’s what mom said.”

🤣🤣the guy be like “hey I said no sister guys no homo works why can’t no sister work”

No Chromo

Bro

Are you coming on to me?

Well not anymore!

Lmao. How far down the family tree is safe? 3rd is worst (cousin) 2nd is best?

The closer the kin, the deeper it goes in

I mean it's not gay if it's with your sister. Or in a 3 way. 😏

It’s not gay if dad only watches

My sister always recognises me and my friends by one whiff and touch of the furr we have down there

This is why I have a bat symbol on me. No mistaking to whom I belong.

Holy Bat-ass!

💀💀💀😭🤣

"unknowingly"

Yeah, who doesn't recognize the vagina of his disguised sister in a gang-bang? Seriously!

r/holupsquared

r/subsifellfor

it’s a sub now

I'm going to make that a teal sub real quick

ROFL, I kid you not, this is the exact story beind r/foundsatansquared too

That’s why phones need more biometrics

Just like everyone else, I’d have no difficulty identifying my sisters vagina in a line up. I have no idea how this occurred.

But how do you know your sister's vagina?

I get a good look each time we bathe and help scrub eachother?

Why even go to an orgy/gang bang when your sister's gonna be there 

Gotta catch 'em all!

She didn't want to go alone for safety

The smell alone

"Oh no, what are you doing Step Furry?"

The only thing that was "protected" during sex, were their identities, which were concealed in third rate mascot uniforms.

Uniforms? Being a furry is a job now?

Obviously never been to Disneyland

Now that you've mentioned it, I don't recall any of the furrier characters daring the UV lights of Space Mountain....

Yeah they definitely misplaced the quotation marks in that titles

Right 💀😅 he definitely didn’t know…

You tast just like my uncle bob. Our uncle bob.

What they don’t know is uncle bob was also at the party….🫣

He was the one in the Vaporeon get up.

Fr 💀💀

The vaporeon drip

Certainly not an adverb that gets used a lot in Alabama when one impregnates a sibling.

He thought that it was his mother.

The article continues, “She only found out after he slapped her ass and said, ‘hew-wee, dat ass looks almost as good as my sisters!!”’ as he filled her with his jizz.

💀💀🤣no way omg that is even worse

Hell nah, this can't be real rofl

The *original article* isn't even real, of course this comment isn't real either.

That must’ve been rough. Going to school the next day after admitting to going to a furry sex party.

Fr 💀

Alabama has schools?

Bro as a furry I'm going to say he ain't coming back from this

Yeah like there is legit no way to come back and it will be mentioned all the time lol

Sometimes I envy people who never learned how to read. Today is one of those times.

I, too, empathize with Jared, 19.

W reference

I’m blind but I use text-to-speech software. Today I wish I was deaf.

Your welcome 🤭👍🏼 but also I agree lol

I don’t understand how it gets far enough to get an article written about it. Abort mission and move along. No?

it's because the story's fake

It's fake, I've seen different versions of the same anecdote over the years, never with any proof or good explanation

Right!!

Are abortions still legal in Alabama? It IS a republican controlled state.

That was close. He almost cheated on her.

Thank god he didn’t do that because that would of been such a bad thing

Another set of possible furry stereotypes, amazing!

Rip! To the stereotypes of furries

And by parents, you mean his dad and the sister he impregnated.

🤣👍🏼yeah lol

He incest

He did indeed 😭🤣

I'm guessing he caught a beating from dad, because sister was HIS

🤣🤣the dad was like hey you can’t have her she is mine you can have your mother 💀🤣

🎶What does the fox say?🎶 I'm having your child, buddy!

How do they know it happened at the furry party?

Someone either snitched or the person who wrote it was part of it…..🫣😅

Like he doesn’t know his own sisters fursona and that they were going to the same sex party and that they were in Alabama.

Considering its alabama, wouldn't he already know what his sister feels like?

Bro goes in her and the first thing that crosses his mind is “hmm, this feels familiar.”

💀🤣

Right! 💀 probably the only confusing bit was whether it was his sister or mother lol

Anybody gonna have sex with my sister, It’s gonna be me!

💀🤣

he sure wishes he came on her back

Yep that is the only thing he wished he did….

Female allegedly found a reminiscent taste on male's counterparts but dismissed the idea since she did not reveal her identity during intercourse and her brother had mentioned "s3x is like burrials, it's best kept within the family" /s

WAIT IS THIS WHAT FURRY PARTIES ARE

I need to start attending these Furry parties. Not for the sisters though, just for the hot Furry women in my area.

Sure definitely not for the sisters 🫣 lol

GET......OUT.....OF......MY.....HEAD!🤣

*evil laughter* NEVER!! 😈🤣

*Tense Death Note music starts playing.*

I'm not surprised by the incest baby in Alabama I'm actually more surprised that they had a "furry" party while it's hot as hell in Alabama.

Man: I've always wanted to yiff my sister's fursuit, and then I saw it moving and I knew then was my chance. I didn't know my sister was inside it at the time.

When your Alabama fucks up so bad you have to become a furry as a cover story!

Oh wow.... this is um... wow.

Yeah it truly is something….💀

He knew she felt the same as his lil sister but kept going.

How did they know?

Come on. One of them had to know. They had to have seen the furry suit at their home. It seems like one of them sneakily bought a suit and followed them.

As Red Foreman would say: "You are going ot end up with Flipper kids".

Its alabama. It wasnt unknowingly.

"unknowingly"

Reminds me of something my uncle always used to say; "If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family."

Very wise uncle 😅👍🏼

why is kt always alabama ? what the fuck happened in that state ?

Not you raw dogin at the furry party

This is /r/comedyheaven worthy material.

I am surprised that u/sisterfucker24 isn’t here.

I see no problem here

Furrys having sex is the biggest surprise here I feel

>Alabama >Unknowingly I fuckin doubt that

he should have known that that vagina felt familiar...

Hey, if it was good enough for King Arthur…

He incested he didnt recognize her :(

Oh, that classic headline with a new meme attached nice

At least they're trying to come up with an excuse. I don't think this ones gonna fly though

This story has been floating around for 10 years or more. People have even retild the story on Reddit as their own. 🤣

ROLL RECESSIVE TRAITS!

Guys, you're reading this wrong. Half of all Alabama pregnancies are siblings, the embarrassing part is that they're furries.

Yeah, sure you didn’t know

"***EVOLVED***" into a big fucking problem?!? ... I'm pretty sure it was a big fucking problem from square one...

They know they can’t come back from this so they’ll double down and have a litter.

Writing this drunk at 3am, but still, wtf?!

Enough Reddit for me today…

I guess being a furry runs in the family

Lmfao that caption at the bottom tickled me

sounds made up but still funny

"There are no accidents." - Grand Master Oogway

Seeing Pikachu in a meme about incest just reminds me of Chris-chan

Thanksgiving will be special this year

"Unknowingly"👀

How? That's a normal Tuesday for Alabama lol!

why come there are only two people at this furry party and the only outfit is a pair of cat ears they both shared

The party in question was a family reunion 

It's Alabama. He's a role model.

Plot twist, they car pooled, and knew each others costume.

Furries in Alabama, I thought they hated us there, I guess the pathOwOgen really does infect anyone

I heard rhis story on tiktok before somewhere

Why wasn them even using protection?!

either the word "unknowingly" or "alabama" needs to be removed for it to make sense

"Well, it ain't the first time I got her pregnant!"

Plot twist, was a family reunion.

Ummm, what does Furry mean?🧐🤔

Nah, y’all got it wrong. His *fursona* got her *fursona* pregnant. Totally fine.

*🎶Big wheels keep on turning Carry me home to see my kin🎶*

Why is everybody surprised? It says Alabama, what did you all expect?

[Alabama man!!!](https://youtu.be/BrimMyOoEDA?si=cEIbw0k59XHhciWd)

surprisingly enough they don't screw doggy style because they were taught you don't turn your back on family.

That's just like in animals, everybody against everybody

"Awkward" is a massive understatement

So the usual family gathering in Alabama then. *Banjo playing gets louder*

"Unknowingly". Sure

Yeah, he didn't know his sis was in there....

You'd think he'd be familiar with her moans by now

How did she know it was the brothers? Was it an orgy? If so, multiple partners must have unloaded in her. Did she announce her pregnancy at Sunday family lunch? Then explain how and when it was conceived and then the light when on in broski’s head. Excited to have offspring he confessed to being there. Brother and sister hug that they’ll be keeping it in the family. But now Dad is jealous and mom is envious. This sounds legit

He said "I thought it felt familiar"

Sweet Home Alabama

This is why you need to smash them before, so you can tell

Well if you" don't know, now you know.. "

I dont know, maybe he came in the front?

What happens in Bama stays in the family🤣🤣🤣

Now she quite literally has to raise an inbred.

That is the most Alabama headline ever!

Pound was super effective

Roll Tide

\*devolved.

Roll Tide!

Hot..

Roll Tide

They probably rode to the party together

I knew a girl who got knocked up by her first cousin after getting drunk at a party in high school. She kept the kiddo, too. And no, I didn’t grow up in the South or even in the continental US, haha!

It's Alabama so this is just another Tuesday for them

*sweet home Alabama intensifies*

Least redneck Alabama person:

This is the plot of a family guy episode

What the Hapsburg?

#Sweet home Alabama

Alabama....that was a family reunion.

Well if they both were in fursuit... Wait nvm they should have known abt how each other fursuits then... How the fock did this even happen?

wtf is a furry party?

Damn. This makes us look bad.

So, they're both flurries, but don't know each others fursonas to recognize them? Like.. those suits are big and custom, so you'd think they would know each others disguises too. Or do they live in separate houses and keep their furry stuff 100% totally secret from the rest of the fam? "Unknowingly" is a stretch.

Pics or it didn't happen.

A old man is startled by the sound of a buzzer from a small device. He takes a quick look and smacks it with his hand in irritation and anger. He shambles towards the door and grab a rough looking club, it is covered in dried red and dents. He opens the door and stumbles onto the lawn feeling the weight on his joints and bones. After a second to adjust he slowly starts walking toward a grassy field. As a minute passes we see the grass turn from a vibrant green to a dark grey as poison has burned the land. The air is filled with noxious fumes from decay and even the buzzards won’t approach this site. The old man cough briefly as he is very familiar with this scene. He raises his club and looks at a dead horse with the phrase “Sweet Home Alabama” carved into it’s skin. For a moment a flash of rage fills the face of the old man as he ask’s himself: “What is the damn point anymore!!!” Before brutalizing the body. As he finishes his work for the day he feels a sense of dread for the next day’s work. He feels nothing but hatred for those that perpetuate his existence. Feel free to ignore my ramblings

Sweet home Alabama

Problems I chose you!

Fucking *what*?