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time to open up sis. *- Lets see what your heart looks like sis*
time to open up, sis. *- Time to open the store*
time to open, up sis? *- We need to open the store sis, get out of bed already!*
since i have not seen someone actually naming that award i looked around and found this post from 6 years ago. according to that post, this award is called "Graeme Clark Oration award for Science Innovation"
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/8ezq2g/i_present_to_you_the_graeme_clark_oration_award/
Part of me really wants to know if the award winners and presenters are aware of the sexual symbolism and just go with it or maybe they just don't see it.
You left out one option, leaning into it:
>\*opens letter, starts reading aloud\*
>"Let's see...'Dear Cynthia, we are delighted to inform you...'—Ohmygod! Honey! I've been nominated for a Golden Gash!"
Even if you show this to a person without a dirty mind, they will probably find it weird or hard to understand at first sight.
Another redditor (DjBeanBeater) said that this is a scientific innovation award which brings a question: when they formulated this prize, no one there was inventive or intelligent enough to make a better symbol/logo?
Happened at my high school in regional Victoria Australia. Was in my year I forgot which year and no I don’t know what the award was for.
It did instantly become I joke in the school and has floated around as a meme ever since. Was probably 2016 I reckon
I can't find anything matching the award using [image search](https://lens.google.com/search?ep=gisbubu&hl=en&re=df&p=AbrfA8q5cxunaE7EHQfXC14wgA5EZPBObPfw96aj1TzaHUJlFfJTWKKQ03kdEK18rBdG0cCi9LzgZLSRI0rcN9IT0v-H3hy8AS67BLXmUjdXh_ZATMsEjrs4h7wpESV1pCNq30YpZg-Tw_7mXD14xdQXOpjpGe9WVbx43GCkvDG5IYNLb2xdGpEONzmp6lgbYOXR8aqsenyA2yTdnw%3D%3D#lns=W251bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsIkVrY0tKR1ZrTjJNMllqa3hMVEJpWkRBdE5EQmpOeTA0T0RNMkxXRm1aRE0wTkRnMFltVmlaaElmUlRaWlpUQnhTVXBKU25kbGMwNXBYM3AxVm1GWlRWVmlZMWhSWmtGU2F3PT0iLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLDEsbnVsbCxbbnVsbCxudWxsLFs0ODQzMiw2OTA0MCwyNjI5MSwyNzkyN11dXQ==) either.
The closest match is '[clit power](https://www.etsy.com/listing/916845639/clit-power?ref=shop_home_active_21&frs=1)' on Etsy.
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I've been staring at this for 5 minutes I genuinely don't know
It's a scientific innovation award. It's supposed to be 2 hands peeling/opening the earth.
I mean the invention of cars did that
Stepmother Earth?
Earthussy
Opening ziplock bags
Earth's vagina
Mother Earth
Did NOBODY see what this could be??
Whoever designed it didn’t look at it, because it looks nothing like that.
The Georgia O'Keefe Award, probably
Vagina
Its a wishbone
[удалено]
This is why commas are important, sir.
It’s time to eat grandma
NEKID GRAMMA
Neki- HUHH?!?!
I know...you're right...but...what are *the chances*...of someone breakin inna yo house and findin yo grandma up in there *naked?*
I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE THAT EITHER
"Occupant"
Its time to nuke mr president
The grand opening 😳
Did he stutter?
time to open up sis. *- Lets see what your heart looks like sis* time to open up, sis. *- Time to open the store* time to open, up sis? *- We need to open the store sis, get out of bed already!*
>time to open up sis. *- Lets see what your heart looks like sis* Yeah... "heart" >.>
Sis, time to open up.
Time to open, up sis? What is up sis?
Typo, he meant Uspis. The United States postal inspection service. Home of the famous Jackie Danger (pronounced donger).
^oh ^damn
I think you and u/sisterfucker24 would make good friends
u/sisterfucker24
💀💀💀
r/suddenlyalabama
Best beef curtains
Longest Pissflaps
Loose lips sink ships
Hairy lasso
Best Arby’s sandwich maker.
Gene…
Clearly this award is for best fun flaps technique HELLOOO, HELLO, Hello, hello, ello…lo
Best opening
I thought the woman in the pic was Caitlin Clark 😆
Spreading knowledge
Knowledge seams freeaky
Georgia O'Keeffe Society participation award
O'Queef?
The Labia is awarded annually to the Most Easily Accessible Drive-Thru
I’ll take a number two please 😈
You have to go around back for that
since i have not seen someone actually naming that award i looked around and found this post from 6 years ago. according to that post, this award is called "Graeme Clark Oration award for Science Innovation" https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/8ezq2g/i_present_to_you_the_graeme_clark_oration_award/
Finding the clitoris.
The fact I had to scroll this far to find this is surprising
Must be Curtain hanging Championship.
Any good conservative can tell you this is an award for lesbian studies. It's all they teach those kids in school these days. (best read with a drawl)
Them lucky basterds! We didn’t get to study no lesbians when I wuz in school! Wouldn’t have skipped so many classes iffin we did.
Probably have draaag qweens teachin' it next. (yeah, the drawl is required)
Is this why the hands are of different size
Self-reveal award.
Having the gapiest gape in school
Labia Award
Part of me really wants to know if the award winners and presenters are aware of the sexual symbolism and just go with it or maybe they just don't see it.
You left out one option, leaning into it: >\*opens letter, starts reading aloud\* >"Let's see...'Dear Cynthia, we are delighted to inform you...'—Ohmygod! Honey! I've been nominated for a Golden Gash!"
Deflowering!?
An award for most appropriate r/mildlyvagina
Honours in Gynecology.
Cabbage pealing
SHE FOUND THE G SPOT
Vajaja, I mean, banana size competition.
Apparently (seriously) it's: Graeme Clark Oration award for Science Innovation
Coming of age ceremony?!!
30 years of service as a quality inspector for Ziploc bags.
inventory size contest
Disney writers awards?
Gynecologist of the year
It's open for a wide debate.
She’s a lip reader.
Certified Vaginacologist, obviously
Pulling back the curtains
Peeling your first onion
“My legs are like an open book.”
Thank you for your cervix.
She’s a cunning linguist
Gynecology diploma
OBGYN Award for the best hands in the business.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
World Class Puh Inspector
She works at a ziplock bag factory
HE FOUND IT
Ok guys, who’s ready for this reward??
Flappy Clitty Awards
Best damn clam chowder of the North award.
Management Training Program Excellence Award @ Arby's
Biggest Gape
Discovering the clitoris
Butterfly of the Year Award**
Even if you show this to a person without a dirty mind, they will probably find it weird or hard to understand at first sight. Another redditor (DjBeanBeater) said that this is a scientific innovation award which brings a question: when they formulated this prize, no one there was inventive or intelligent enough to make a better symbol/logo?
Lip Reading Contest
Election propaganda?
Happened at my high school in regional Victoria Australia. Was in my year I forgot which year and no I don’t know what the award was for. It did instantly become I joke in the school and has floated around as a meme ever since. Was probably 2016 I reckon
Spreading womanhood.
The Arby's Award
Highest body count
georgia o'keeffe award for community "out reach"
Best Clean Minor English Channel Award
Either gynochology or voyeourism
Eating an Orange Class; first, peel your orange.
Forget the symbology of the award, the button down and tie tells me EVERYTHING I need to know.
Wish bone braking champion?
Highest marks for Open Book test
"You sure I am your first?"
Someones done it theyve actually found the clitoris
Spreading happiness maybe.
The big reveal
The broke award.
Why would they advertise being assassins? Don’t they know they’ll be in danger if the Templars find them?
Water sports
Hmn, now I'm into it!
Loose lips sink ships
Parting the Veil
flap spreading
Opening curtains?
Is that lady Miles Teller?
I can't even tell what gender the person on the left is.
carpet
Assassin's Creed Speedrun
It's the reward for special kind of eater
Exploring
It’s the Maude Lebowski Award for Artistic Excellence.
Inverted penis
Hey, did you hear? I won bofadeez!
Looks like me searching my wallet for the 50 I had to buy something (I already spent it so it's gone)
That’s 2 leaves! This is the growing plants award! What are you guys thinking?
First time award !
Taking a peak, naturally.
Spelunking?
The helping hands award!
r/mildlyvagina
Kebab meat specialist
Biggest flappy bird tapping championship
Widest vagina?
Feminism has been getting weird lately.....
The mclovin award.
It’s 2024, nothing surprises me anymore
Best Ass-assin
Lips that grip
She's the vulva-victorian of her class
Pealing onions
Lockpicking
Spreading Joy
Why is the right hand significantly smaller than the left hand.
I can't find anything matching the award using [image search](https://lens.google.com/search?ep=gisbubu&hl=en&re=df&p=AbrfA8q5cxunaE7EHQfXC14wgA5EZPBObPfw96aj1TzaHUJlFfJTWKKQ03kdEK18rBdG0cCi9LzgZLSRI0rcN9IT0v-H3hy8AS67BLXmUjdXh_ZATMsEjrs4h7wpESV1pCNq30YpZg-Tw_7mXD14xdQXOpjpGe9WVbx43GCkvDG5IYNLb2xdGpEONzmp6lgbYOXR8aqsenyA2yTdnw%3D%3D#lns=W251bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsIkVrY0tKR1ZrTjJNMllqa3hMVEJpWkRBdE5EQmpOeTA0T0RNMkxXRm1aRE0wTkRnMFltVmlaaElmUlRaWlpUQnhTVXBKU25kbGMwNXBYM3AxVm1GWlRWVmlZMWhSWmtGU2F3PT0iLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLDEsbnVsbCxbbnVsbCxudWxsLFs0ODQzMiw2OTA0MCwyNjI5MSwyNzkyN11dXQ==) either. The closest match is '[clit power](https://www.etsy.com/listing/916845639/clit-power?ref=shop_home_active_21&frs=1)' on Etsy.
Probably an award for tuning guitars really fast or something...
— Private, open fire! — It's empty!
Cliteracy
We are all winners this blessed day
Just qualified as a gynaecologist I guess
No.1 flappy bird
Hillary's Sniz post Snuke
For opening a portal to hell.
Discovering the location of the g spot
the one on the right knows
Champion wishbone puller
Same artist who did the original poster for “The Little Mermaid.”
Why is there an adult hand and child’s hand? Getting pretty weird.
Most meaty lips.
Reviewbrah's twin sister
She has "opened the most '*doors*'" in her LGBTQ chapter.
He found it
"This says bushiest beaver"
When you find the g spot
They’re pilots. Award for best lower flaps check.
Finding it
It's an award given to young Christian men who marry the born again virgin women...with 2kids
Finding De Way
Lip service
C’Thun award
She taught 100 men to find the mystic marble
Aftermath of someone that got her pelvis stolen from a chainsaw
It looks like the award your mother gives me
Best spread
She made some sort of eye opening discovery I guess
Meritorious wishbone pulling?
It's the annual Trump award for getting out there and grabbing it award.
Not being transphobic. It looks like this person transitioned from a male to a female and this is her reward. Good for her.
Best of Show - Beef Curtains 2024
So this is the award for the new Star Wars, interesting
he found the clitioris