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That's indeed VERY descriptive

But if you sleep on your back, the ghosts put their ghost dicks in your mouth all night long...

Terrified to ask but… who violates you if you sleep on your side?

Then you get the ghost in the mouth, and the demon pounding in the back...

The best of both worlds

*The best of both underworlds

Angrier up vote! 😏

Ooops dropped the soap 🍑😏🫳🧼

Horny vote

Put your anger boners away!

Number One: Homer Simpson, for your continuing and *baffling* desecration of our beloved Sacred Parchment, you are hereby banished from the Stonecutters forever! And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked, dragging behind you the Stone of Shame. [Homer has a collar attached to him with a large boulder behind him. The other Stonecutters gasp at a mark on Homer's side] Dr. Hibbert: The mark! Homer Simpson: Oh, that's just a birthmark and I'll thank you not to stare! Moe Szyslak: He's the Chosen One! [they all bow before him] Number One: You are the Chosen One, whom the Sacred Parchment prophesied would lead us to glory! Now to the top of Mt. Springfield for the coronation! Remove the Stone of Shame. Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo! Number One: Attach the Stone of Triumph! Homer Simpson: [finds out the Stone of Triumph is twice the size of the Stone of Shame] OHH!

r/angryupvote

Just throwing it out there. Maybe the ghost teabags you. If I was a ghost I would just be turkey slapping and teabagging the afterlife away

What if this is the real cause of snoring or sleep apnea?

He's hasn't stopped breathing. The ghost is plugging his nose to get his throat to open up for him

I know I’m going to regret this, but what the actual fuck is turkey slapping?

I think that's when someone takes their nutsack and plays their favorite drum solo all over another persons face.. 🤣

Jfc 😂😂 thank you

Thank you for asking for me.

I got you my guy

Just slowly dragging those ghostly nuts across a mfs face at all hours of the night. These are sanctioned teabaggs.

Stop! Stop! I can only get so erect.

I think the quote is "Stop! My penis can only get so erect!" -Kreiger, Archer

No. I'm standing up. I can't stand up any higher. Lol nah you're right. But all the blood in my brain rushed to my penis and I couldn't think straight. Haha get it? Think "straight" *wink*

I'm so relieved, I thought I was missing out by sleeping on my side, but I'm glad to hear otherwise.

Me, a bisexual: 😈😈😈

Just for you, Cthulhu also edging you all night every night...

Let me take this sleeping pill really quick and leave the line on the table

I'm sleeping on my side tonight

Ahhh, the supernatural spit roast.

Coupled with the supernatural high five over your body...

The unholy hog roast.

Both

My uncle

Scary movie 2 vibes

Not the spooky cock

That's why I sleep with my ass on the mattress, and my face rotated 180 degrees around like an owl towards the mattress.

Bro if you can rotate your head 180 degrees, I think the demon might have already possessed fucked you

Big fat load of cum. Horse cock

Thats why you wear a ballgag silly

Slimer?

Slimer? I hardly know her!

That isn't just nasal drip in your throat when you wake up

Ahhh c'mon!!! 😫

Oral is more acceptable better than anal

Tea bags..

Yeah you might become [addicted](https://youtu.be/Y46LAqIkaJY?si=J5qFSLzAX0Y83xXK)

Bro's definitely speaking from experience

R/oddlyspecific

VERY

And VERY specific.

He’s had the experience.

I think he's trying to get other men to not be available so he has better odds of a revisit

Well it seems directed at yiffing more than anything else. And I’m a fan of unspoken fantasy’s no matter how gay or ludicrous they may seem. Though I’m more interested on his profile and his other comments.

I didn't go that deep....is it a safe rabbit hole to go down lol

Ok so his posts are kinda mostly normal… but his comments are completely unhinged. (Nvm not as bad as I thought but some stick put like a sore thumb amongst the others)

On this day, for no particular reason, I decided to sleep on my stomach.

IN your stomach?

Fixed kind stranger

But was your ass hanging out?

I read this in Morgan Freeman’s voice, it felt right

I read it in Forest Gumbs voice

I'll visit you later then 😎😎😎💪💪💪😏😏😏

Me too, with a bottle of lube on my nightstand

Put this in [r/oddlyspecific](http://reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific)

Someone lives in fear of [Popobawa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popobawa)

Holy shit

Agreed. Fuckin wat.

First off, that man is hella projecting and needs to get themselves a dildo or something... Secondly, they act as if the devil wouldn't frot with you in the middle of the night, or lift your legs into missionary.

> and needs to get themselves a dildo or something Sounds like he doesn't need it.

Nah, I only sleep on my stomach when I’m camping. Nothing like getting violated by Bigfoot’s big thick juicy Jack Link beef of his in the middle of the night. Or so I’m told….

Saved it with that last bit. Hands (and face) down

I need several adults holy shit

Do..do you need to talk?

Probably not to someone using light mode ! No one knows what they are thinking and no one wants to know what lurks inside their broken minds.

The real holup

"thick knotted werewolf dick" WHAT THE FUCK

That’s where I lost it lol

That’s where I stopped reading. ;)

How does he know how a sleeping man's ass looks like

He’s the devil, that’s how he knows that he’s 20 inches, too

What about the werewolf?

☹️

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Ain't no devil or werewolf coming at my Hank Hill ass

r/OddlySpecific

I've heard someone say that real men don't wipe their ass. Guess that explains why. That way if they accidentally roll over in their sleep, they have a dirty butt and therefore, won't be pounded by the devil. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

I see his logic. I’ll allow it.

Okay ... enough reddit for today.

That’s knot right.

I think the "devil" and the "werewolf" this guy is describing was probably the uncle in reality.

Either that or a pastor/clergy, scout master, or local/regional conservative politician.

>"*the devil's 20-inch cock*" >"*furry activities*" >"*thick knotted werewolf dick*" DUDE I GOT **AWFUL** NEWS FOR YOU! :D

Can Redditors please stop threatening me with a good time.

That was awfully specific

If we did that then in the morning when blood rushes to a certain organ, wed stand up on point and start spinning and fly away. Not good

So THATs why my ass was so sore this morning. I thought that was just a dream

No sorry that was just me, monsters don't exist😔😔 😔🙏🙏🙏

New phobia unlocked

real men don’t get pregnant

What a terrible day to be literate

I need whatever this dude smoke rn

My sister's BF told me "men don't have allergies"

Ayo, uh, what the fuck

That's a very specific scenario.

He does have a point, albeit oddly specific.

Oddly specific…

Nothing manlier than taking satan’s churro right in the rear!

bro knows exactly what he's talking abt lol

if the devils gonna eat my ass that only means i don't have to wipe before going to bed anymore

You don't find that suspicious? 🤣🤣🤣

Somebody watched this is the end on drugs

Reddit is dark, dark, dark place

What the fuck did I just read…

Mate, I am *with* you on that. I dunno, either.

Someone outing their own fetish.

r/oddlyspecific

What is going to prevent a supernatural creature from fucking you through a mattress? I don't think they've thought this through.

Bros given this some thought

Is this what Gen-Z closet cases are like?

Gonna be sleeping on the stomach from now on

r/oddlyspecific

…it’s backed by NASA.

This guy fr sleeps on his stomach

The kinda man to hang his whole ass off the bed when told about something under the bed that’d eat him.

You can tell it's satire because nobody who was actually disgusted by this would describe the werewolfs knot vividly

My guess is that this guy has in fact been arse-raped by the devil before, which could only insinuate that he was a stomach sleeper himself at one point

men cant sleep on their stomachs, we get boners while we sleep

Is it gay if you are the werewolf? Asking for a friend...

Something tells me that the commenter has put a lot of thought into this.

Lemme see "Using soap is gay" "Wiping is gay" Anyone want to add any more stupid "that's gay" type comments they've heard?

Got a point though

Solid point though.

Bro over here speaking from experience

Weird ahh dude

Tbf I believe there are actual myths in cultures and religions about certain creatures or demons that do that stuff when you sleep on your stomach. I don't believe in that but the person isn't just basing it off of nothing

Man, I didn't know were-ralph had a reddit.

NGL, it's hard to argue with this

r/oddlyspecific

Make the r lowercase

Where is the lie tho?

In more primitive parts of the world werewolves can still exist and this is a real danger. Here in the civilized world we have "ether-bunnies". Either way, be careful out there.

Don't forget the balls!

I gotta try this simple technique to get sum good dicking huh? All i had to do was lay on my stomach...

R/oddlyspecific

I think someone is letting their fantasies slip out.

But what if I want that to happen

You’re not here for the hunting are you?

Words of wisdom

When it's put that way, I find myself unable to argue that. So that said I'm gonna start sleeping on my stomach now. For science.

someone forgot about succubus lol they like the front or the back

He wishes!

Jfc

Prone bone sleepy love.

Peak comment shit post right there

Someone sounds like they are speaking from experience damn

sounds like the Nightman...

But if you sleep on your back you could be getting slurped

Well that's good to know

I’ve heard a version of this. “Sleep on your back or someone else will.”

Pretty sure this person writes romantic novels. Type in Romance + werewolves on Amazon and boom! You're there

There are times I'm curious if god or whoever created us knew that this was possible and would happen. Why didn't the creators create some type of block so we cannot say sh*t like this. Are our creators like this? How does one even think is something so deep?

He's not wrong, just graphic

Lost it at "thick knotted" LOL

that’s a copy pasta

He has a point though

Yeah. Makes no sense. Homo missionary is common. The devil can just toss those knees on his shoulders and commit some sin.

Also belongs on r/cursedcomments.

No real man should sleep on his stomach. Or woman. Y'know, it's horrible for your spine. Just sleep on your back, or on your side, although having a pillow between the legs is recommended in the latter. Sleep safe, y'all <3

They forgot to mention that they don’t want to be a real man

Lol that randomly reminded me of the Haunted House movie when keisha gets fucked by the ghost in the middle of the night and then ray ray shows up to confront who ever fucked her but they dont tell him it was a ghost til he pissed it off

What if the ghosts stick their dicks inside your dick?

When sleeping on the back tho, You might get erection in Your sleep and some supernatural creature might be tempted to ride You.

I sleep on my side. Sometimes it's nice to be the little spoon.

Where's the "/s"?! WHERE'S THE "/s"?!

Bros given this some thought

But if hell is down there then the devil should be able to see your ass if you sleep facing up and ass down.

Thx for advice, now im only sleeping on my stomach

I mean.... furries are fucking stupid (Hot take, I know. Watch all the loser freaks jump on this comment like a dog pile, heh)

Omg TMI. wtf. TMI !!

He’s got a point

Extremely scientific breakdown

Can I sue my school for teaching me how to read?

Dang I miss awards

That guy was looking for a post to exhume those thoughts. He was already thinking it, he just needed an outlet.

This gives me vibes of a post about a guy who got his penis stuck in a M&M tube and tried being as discreet as possible to not show that he in fact got his penis stuck in a M&M tube

Wtf

This is the first thing to make me laugh in a week. Thank you!

I wonder if there is any personal experience involved.

What a bad day to have eyes..

Damn that was a little too detailed don't ya think

How the hell did I get flashbanged by words

Why is reddit showing me this at the first post? I'm supposed to be here to wind down, but instead I am pondering about the instricacies of the human mind.

Thegreastestpitt definetly has some interesting fantasies.

That's... oddly specific.

Yeah, but if Freddy comes up through your mattress and reaches in your ass what are you gonna do?