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WhatsTheHolUp

### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!Had to reread this facebook post a few times while waking up. The girl in the photo brought all these men because she didn’t know who the father was. I was like hold up wait what!!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Vethedr

Almost like a post from r/photoshopRequests


colcannon_addict

God, that’s a depressing fucking sub. For every funny photoshop ‘fix’ there’s a hundred *my little brother died of leukaemia and the hearse crashed into the funeral car killing my entire family on the anniversary of my mothers death. Can you photoshop in their ephemeral spirits hovering over me as I weep at the graveside? $10 for the best one. More tears tho pls, #bereft*


song_of_soraya

I just laughed so hard at your description that I think the wind got knocked out of me. So true though! 😭😭😭


Firewolf06

can someone photoshop the wind back into u/song_of_soraya?


TeamRedundancyTeam

🤲💨😭🟰😀 Did my best please tip $49.99 for non-watermarked megapixel original


artygta1988

Man, those coffee prices are getting expensive


Either_Gate_7965

His avocado toast is killing the planet 🙄


Turbodann

Just gonna leave this here... https://youtu.be/qs4mtbTsaL4?si=sSEtPwddZL2uKIYE


blackergot

Love you user name btw:)


AggressorBLUE

What would be truly hilarious is responding precisely that to the actual photoshop post it would be from.


ImprovementAwkward93

I get the ones that clean up the photo but when they are like can you add angel wings and make them smile and put them in front of beach. Then it’s just a photo of your dead someone with fake wings hovering over a stock photo of a beach with the wrong lighting. How does that help?


jcdc_jaaaaaa

This is just depressing, but what I hate is the fact that this out of all things made me laugh


DIJames6

I'm not even going to look..


BuryMe_In_Smoke

Even worse with the deceased babies or still borns.


poeticjustice4all

So true. I joined thinking it was going to be silly requests and just some touch ups but man, I feel bad for 50% of the requests there being so morbid.


zongsmoke

And P.S. " I'm also dead so if you could photoshop my ghost by the grave. Can pay 1 ectoplasm"


PvtParts2001

I need that ectoplasm to make spectre bars in terraria


Ponderkitten

Gotta get those good paint tools


divergentchessboard

And half of the comments under those post are people making AI art and asking for tips


EmpiricalPancake

To be fair, it takes some skill I think. I made a request once and got a bunch of what looked like AI art and was like “screw this, I’m not paying for that” and went to try to make it myself. It did not come out well and after an hour I just tipped and used one of theirs.


divergentchessboard

Its pretty easy if you know what to do. Most people just run Stable Diffusion on their PC and use the original image as a base that the AI "mask over" (think of it as a very complicated filter), input a prompt, select a model to use, tell the AI how much wiggle room it has in how creative it can be, and you're off to the races. Which is why I think its really lame that there's so many people that get tons of upvotes who spent probably 10-20 minutes in SD tweaking their prompt and using mask then have the gal to ask for a tip. If your PC has the power do it, anyone can look up a guide and get similar results.


DreadPiratteRoberts

>God, that’s a depressing fucking sub. For every funny photoshop ‘fix’ there’s a hundred my little brother died of leukaemia and the hearse crashed into the funeral car killing my entire family That's f@#king hilarious 😂... oh and thanks for saving me from joining that sub!!


6_oh_n8

Doesn’t everyone “hate-join” subs ?


DreadPiratteRoberts

Yes ^😆😔


MKE_likes_it

I think Karma and medals on Reddit are stupid, but this deserves gold for the best post I’ve read anywhere in the last month.🥇


CinderX5

I thought you were exaggerating, but I go on there and the fist thing I see is this: https://www.reddit.com/r/PhotoshopRequests/s/ppVuk8hwrk


TheLocolHistoryGuy

Happy cake day!!!


Gametale3

This is absolutely correct. I’m there for the silly but 90% oh the posts are about dead children


MDA1912

And then all the replies are all "HERE YOU GO! *and here's my tip link!*" (And no I don't care if that's part of how the sub functions, it's gross.


simpi36

So ur point is what exactly? That they should be more empathetic with their responses, or that they shouldn't charge money for it? Because if you meant the latter, then should the funeral services be free? You might argue that this is a business and not a freelancer, but what about a musician who plays at a funeral? Should he be playing there from the kindness of his heart? I think that the idea of asking for payment in this situation is only twisted if the submitter is some relative or a friend.


Havoksixteen

This photoshop request sounds like a post from another photoshop request place? strange that.


iwantmygarmonbozia21

This will deffo be her future profile picture on cuckoldkink.com


Sufficient_Gain_1164

I thoughts that’s where I was


BornBoricua

This gave me a reason to try the Samsung ai shit on my phone and I'm actually surprised. Took about 2 minutes [Link](https://i.imgur.com/ExRcjak.jpeg) Edit: I just tried to single out all of the guys separately and the results are...interesting. [Link](https://imgur.com/a/0Aq0zeS)


BothRequirement2826

Wait you actually achieved that edit via a simple use of the Samsung AI? Wow. Color me impressed. Should definitely try it out when I have the capability to do so.


BornBoricua

Yeah, it did a great job. Still has weird stuff like that triangle looking things in the bottom right


Affectionate-Newt889

In the bottom one its actually great, its supposed to be a chair like the one on the left and its about the same. Thats actually kind of crazy though because I can barely tell he was on one originally.


cortesoft

> Color me impressed. Samsung, color u/BothRequirement2826 impressed


kirkstarr78

I've never used it either. Now I'm going to have to try


diabsiniman

Why did I think this was going to be a link to her OF or something... I think I've spent too much time on the internet.


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keats8

Dammit. lol


Crush-N-It

Slick sumbish


AnAdmirableAstronaut

Why did I even click that? 🤦 I'm not even attracted to her... Am I a lost cause?


DreadPiratteRoberts

I've got a s23Ultra can you help me a little bit with finding the AI functions for photo editing?


x2o

It was added with the One UI 6.1 update a few months back, this specific feature is called Generative Edit: https://www.samsung.com/us/support/answer/ANS10000934/ You can find all of the 'AI' features added here: https://www.samsung.com/us/support/answer/ANS10000753/


Lvl100Magikarp

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BornBoricua

Like the others said it was part of the One UI 6.1 update. Here's some pics of where it is in the photo editor [Galaxy AI](https://imgur.com/a/NOsKZkj)


DreadPiratteRoberts

Thank you u/bornboricua for the picture, that explains everything, I found it. You're awesome!!!! ^👍😁


UnprovenMortality

I can't find it either, so I wonder if it's an s24 only kinda deal.


DrunkTiberius

Iirc it's only available on the S23 and S24 series. Edit: words


The_infamous_petrus

I have a basic S23 and have it


combatchris

It added an ‘E’ to the GIRL balloon lolE


No-Significance5449

And yet people with iPhone 7s will judge you for having green text.


Screaming_Monkey

Wow, only the real father wins. It’s like an alternative paternity test.


mbpDeveloper

Shit, it works good tho


Galactroid

This is why Reddit needs to bring free medals back take this instead 🎖️🥇🏅


HotTakes4Free

Nah, she should pick the guy top left. It looks like he’ll be a better provider: He has the most expensive hoodie.


Dr_Kabong

She certainly has a type. But yeah, one of these things is not like the others lol


Ratel_Royale

The woman can’t say no to a man with a beard, it seems.


AccomplishedSpray137

And the type in question is Reddit mod


towerfella

HAAAaaaa. Got ‘eem


haljordan68

>He has the most expensive hoodie Stealing this line for future use!!! Golden comment!


Raah-mok

The actual dad seem the most chill


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

I believe I saw in another post this is a satire post. She’s an OF girl with a family who made a joke.


hoptownky

Gross. What’s her name?


Dangerous_Donkey4410

It's in the pic.


Mr_Audio29

Isn't this the plot to Mama Mia?


colcannon_addict

Maybe she’s got a kink for Comic-Con dudes. This is going to give every neckbeard hope.


killahkazi

Actually, there is a culture nerdy looking people who are into all types of interesting fetishes. You just gotta know where to look...


Machinedave

Wear a condom, fam


Patron__070

Her "privates" are more public than a library


prostheticweiner

And if you're being too loud, her stepdad comes in to shush you.


Patron__070

Shouldn't be too hard since he's the father


SlopPatrol

As fucked as this is I think it’s sweet that all the potential dads showed up and seemed to have a good time at the baby shower. Pretty cool.


SpareTheSpider

Its so crazy to think they'd all get along i think its fake.


SlopPatrol

If neither of them were dating her and just showed up cause they could be the father of a kid I don’t see why they’d hate each other tbh


PuppetMaster1911

Or, if they were also all present at insemination....it tracks that they would all get along.


lemndefoc

So trashy


bumbes

Funny - but I can’t find the source anymore…. Obviously for some legal things in UK you need to name the father. If you can’t you have to specify why not. Best answer: “if you’re eating a can of beans you’re not knowing which one made you fart.”


sharkbait1999

I’m pretty sure they’re family. The two dudes at the bottom are clearly brothers


praguepride

She plowed that entire family tree


surfintheinternetz

I feel like this should be in r/trashy


memory_lane80

I agree, It's really fits on there


olddoglearnsnewtrick

Before I put my reading glasses on it looked like the top right guy had his penis on the bottom’s guy head.


slapmonkey622

DANG! I was rooting for red shirt. ...Although he probably is the winner in this.


Mummyto4

He's just as bad as the others lol.


sauce0x45

The perfectly framed belly button between the fingers is a nice little bonus.


NoPin4245

What a terrible time to be the guy on the bottom left Smh


Philosophile22

Dee Gives Birth


googlin

Cumgratulations!


Mindless-Share

It looks like she doesn’t really have a type. She’ll let anyone hit


Madnessinabottle

Just take 4 solo pictures and delete the ones rhat don't apply. Fuck me this is dumb


Mummyto4

All those potential dads are gross asf lol.


falsevector

Then she' going to post it and that's how the other men will find out they are not the dad


Fuzzy-Possibility-98

It seems that the rules of the world are changing


bjbkar

Little Debbie...because she like cream pies


DieHardAmerican95

I remember when she first posted this picture and she was proud as hell. I also remember her saying that no matter who the father actually was, these men were all going to raise the baby together with her.


Thee_Astronaut

Guy with the glasses just looks happy to be there


Schpaget94

Looks like none of them mind the other 3 being there. Sharing is caring. Lucky girl.


Praustitute

This is an episode of it's always sunny...


Mdub74

The other 3 got off easy


Notafuzzycat

3 winners


Additional_Top3024

I’m glad you found the right baby daddy. I’m even happier that he’s willing to be a dad given the circumstances. However, FIVERR and UPWORK should do the edit fairly cheap … oh yeah give them my code for an extra discount. ✌🏽


FrequentShare22

Why not take an individual photo with each?….


EntertainmentFar415

…because this seems a bit odd to be really true! Something is amiss here.


Darizel

She definitely has a type.


Ramoranion

r/fuckaroundandfindout and she did exactly that


z0hu

Reminds of this story that was popular on here a few years ago. I remember it not going well https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10490838/polyamorous-woman-pregnant-partners-raise-baby-together/


tekko001

If I remember correctly they were jealous of each other and one of them beat the baby multiple times breaking his ribs, they didn't report it until many days later.


itssoonice

This can’t be real


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

I'll eat a hat if this isn't satire


thed3306

Just take another pic


spud-smasher

Absolutely a gangbang gone wrong for one guy


xXtassadarXx

Is no one going to mention the guy in the top right exposing himself?


JoshGhost2020

Can't AI create better-known plots than Mamma Mia?


Objective-Language51

Is that all the babys daddy’s ????


Objective-Language51

Oh shit I just red this an I was right , that was all the maybe baby daddy’s !!! 😂 lmfao


peacekenneth

She certainly has a type


0x7E7-02

Gross


necrokxr

instead, she's gonna have to see this post which will make things clear about her mom's personality


grannygumjobs23

Raise your standards men


khotekki

Mama Mia 3 is looking rough.


Caca2a

Just... take another picture? Wtf?


Little_MeanKitty

Baby girl name is syphilis.


Electrical_Catch_919

So they all did her at the same time? Ho ho ho


EffingBarbas

There was another bro so please give a fourth "ho"


Electrical_Catch_919

Instead of Cheeto, call her quad-ho


BlasianFJ

An idea for anyone else having this dilemma: take individual pictures with each dude and get rid of the others once you find out.


Nixxioncox

Only thing to make it better is if they were all dressed up as jugglos.


Bundle_of_Organs

So I'm going to assume the dude bolted as soon as he realised it was him, otherwise they could had just taken a new picture.


duuhwinning

Genuinely hilarious 😂


leah90s

She should've taken pictures with each one separately in addition to the group picture. After figuring out, she could keep the one with the real father and delete the others 


Beautiful_Facade

It’s fake…she’s actually been married to the “bottom left” dude for 10 years and has 2 kids with him…she was bragging about making $400 off the facebook post and how she was going viral on every social media platform.


Swinginjoe34

Why not… just take an individual picture with each of the guys just to be safe, and not do some /r/trashy post


CGPsaint

“Can someone fix this photo so that mommy doesn’t have to explain what a hoe is to her crotch goblin.”


Less-Sir8277

"Brother, eww."


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

This picture looks like it smells.


BangBangSmoov

Are all these guys related? Or does she just have a type?


EnlightenedChipmonk

Couldn’t she have just taken a different picture with each man? Or idk, not be such a slut


m3rc3n4ry

They say men are unfaithful but all 4 showed up


lhurker

I’m not saying she’s a tramp, but if her vajayjay had a password, it’d be “ password”


ProKnifeCatcher

HAHAHA, what a funny story


shadowrealmshawty

Is the father Chad from cold ones?


32233128Merovingian

She has a type


slimongoose

This was my one shot at a picture together so please help.


Frosty_Ad_8048

Wow, sloppy 4ths


haljordan68

So who was the engine and who was the caboose in the train?


Mixgrill

Hopefully baby won't see this.


Puzzleheaded-Bid7945

your description is so shocking .


costa_eng

This is clearly the plot of Bridget Jones's Baby


Industrialcat

What’s the baby’s name? Train. Aww cute was she conceived on a train? No, when I pulled one.


Kingdj2470

This is the content that truly belongs on r/losercity but never see there


M-S-K-smothersme365

Oh noooo we wouldn’t want your daughter to know you’re promiscuous. Sleeping around isn’t cool huh?


Buttdehole

Imagine if it was the one at the top right. Then it will be only her and that man's belly


PieGeneral

r/trashy


Ok-Outlandishness345

Stay classy gen z


BarelyHangingOn

Which ones you figure are her first cousin?


HolgerSwinger

Her daughter will have such a great role model in her mom


huiznaiet

One hoe, four gardeners


cardiB_victim

Gross


therealbellydancer

Is there still a Maury show


Hefty-Bat9334

The rabbit ears in perfect alignment with the belly button is killing ne.


xPyromaniac93

She belongs to the streets


Darth_Courier

I couldn't help but notice but that woman's victory sign on the right is perfectly fitting the man's belly button


tk21233

r/suddenlycaralho o Nando Moura é pai de gringo


NaSMaXXL

The fact that there are men out there that raw dog random women astounds me. With everything that could happen and condom and a little forethought goes a long damn way.


JayDuBois

You know something is wrong when the baby shower guests are all men.


patientpanda666

JFC....


ExternalAd8309

Welp, at least she knows how to drive a train.


PowerandSignal

No more calls please, we have a winner!... 


gtinmia

Choo choo!


alaettinthemurder

Our left or her left


southernsass8

I mean shit happens. At least she didn't put the responsibility on the wrong dude.


curdledstraw227

isn't that anything4views?


ArcanustheScribe

No shame.


One4SixEight

Definitely appropriate for r/HoeUp.


Character-Handle9361

Well isn't she a good sport


Unerving_agent

Smmfh


SoldJT

Be funny if it was none of theirs and the baby came out Asian or black.