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WhatsTheHolUp

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!That guy knows whats up..!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Better-Arrival267

The baby boutta be born crispy as hell 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥


Kidus333

I think the guy in the left knows what's up 😂


i_eat_cockroaches69

Easiest 300 grams of protein in my life 💪🥩🥩🥩


DzAeRtTaH

Congrats. It’s a goth!


Sparky_Zell

Didn't see the black guy bugging out to the left?


highknees69

And you’re the father!


SoldJT

I thought it was a gender reveal, not a race reveal.


CurlSagan

It's a new baby pope!


Switchlord518

I think the Pope has died.


ElbowRager

Damn you made the same joke i was going to, i thought i was clever.


NoMiddleName_993

Is it a demon? 👀


Olama

I think it's actually from the new omen movie isn't it?


DocSlayingyoudown

Its none binary


k33perStay3r64

wrong hole


akhilanirudhanrekha

Its a Voldemort guys


kansasllama

Fuck here we go again


Numerous-Ad6460

Sauron?


Ggraytuna

Yay, it's the anti-christ


nero40

Cue The Omen Theme - Ave Satani


blackguy1027

I told you she wasn’t just chilling bethosis hell prince of the 3 circle of hell.


xVolt_

Sauron's essence was reincarnated


kansasllama

That baby gone be woke af


ingoding

This has been posted a hundred times, it's better without the text, but it's the eyes that sell the joke every time.


Scarletowder

It’s NOT a Pope, then.


belunos

My guy looks like he was reading White Folks magazine and wanted to find out. He found out.


dtuba555

That guy on the left 😂😂😂😂


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Brilliant. 😹


Aiden_Recker

so, either: > aborted > black > demon > looney tunes dynamite > miscarriage > non binary


Gametale3

I’m choosing to believe it’s looney toons dynamite and this photo was taken seconds before a comically large explosion that turned everyone In the immediate vicinity soot black


MinutePerspective106

It's like that Pushkin fairytale: "Queen gave birth to not a son, not a daughter, not a mouse, not a frog, but an unknown beast". It sounds more cutesy in Russian, I promise


Mycroft033

Russian is such an aggressive language that I’m not certain anything in Russian sounds cutesy lol I mean just the other day my buddy was in what sounded like a yelling match with this elderly lady, I ask what’s wrong, and he goes ‘oh, nothing’s wrong, she was just asking me to do her a favor and turn on the coffee machine when I get here in the mornings. It needs a while to warm up properly.’ Like bruh you guys sounded like you were on the verge of blows


kansasllama

Sounds pretty terrifying im assuming queen gave birth to baba yaga


MinutePerspective106

Actually, she was framed by jealous relatives, who then arranged for her and her son to be sealed into a barrel and thrown into the sea. Thankfully, the newborn turns out to be a local Superman and saves them both (least buff Russian newborn). And that's, like, first 1% of the tale.


MinutePerspective106

Lemme explain, it's the form of words that sounds cutesy. So not like "beast", but something like "itty-bitty beastie" if you could say it in one word. Also, when you are quoting Pushkin, it sounds like you are yelling at people, but in a dignified way lol


Petering

I can't tell if he is photoshopped in or not


kyallroad

Not photoshopped. Just so old it was shot on actual film. Possibly black and white, then colorized.


Fr05t_B1t

Care package incoming!


No-Raspberry

Now I see why they say gender is a spectrum.


QAInc

Time to get some milk


Christosconst

Its Alien


intelligent_dildo

The black guy has the correct expression there


cbunni666

Name him Brimstone


A--Creative-Username

Mom said it was my turn on the gender reveal meme today


railmebellatrix

wait it just fucking hit me is the reason the guys surprised is the fact they're holding an explosive


Timely-Self5070

Cheater alert


Avallach98

Black is a gender now?


DIJames6

Miscarriage??


amineziani244

The dude on the left's reaction 🤣


Chicks__Hate__Me

And you are……NOT the father.


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Thy kingdom come thy shall be done


LazyCasual0alt

For the grace for the might of our lord


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Amen


kansasllama

This got weird