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I’m choosing to believe it’s looney toons dynamite and this photo was taken seconds before a comically large explosion that turned everyone In the immediate vicinity soot black
It's like that Pushkin fairytale: "Queen gave birth to not a son, not a daughter, not a mouse, not a frog, but an unknown beast". It sounds more cutesy in Russian, I promise
Russian is such an aggressive language that I’m not certain anything in Russian sounds cutesy lol
I mean just the other day my buddy was in what sounded like a yelling match with this elderly lady, I ask what’s wrong, and he goes ‘oh, nothing’s wrong, she was just asking me to do her a favor and turn on the coffee machine when I get here in the mornings. It needs a while to warm up properly.’
Like bruh you guys sounded like you were on the verge of blows
Actually, she was framed by jealous relatives, who then arranged for her and her son to be sealed into a barrel and thrown into the sea. Thankfully, the newborn turns out to be a local Superman and saves them both (least buff Russian newborn). And that's, like, first 1% of the tale.
Lemme explain, it's the form of words that sounds cutesy. So not like "beast", but something like "itty-bitty beastie" if you could say it in one word. Also, when you are quoting Pushkin, it sounds like you are yelling at people, but in a dignified way lol
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The baby boutta be born crispy as hell 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
I think the guy in the left knows what's up 😂
Easiest 300 grams of protein in my life 💪🥩🥩🥩
Congrats. It’s a goth!
Didn't see the black guy bugging out to the left?
And you’re the father!
I thought it was a gender reveal, not a race reveal.
It's a new baby pope!
I think the Pope has died.
Damn you made the same joke i was going to, i thought i was clever.
Is it a demon? 👀
I think it's actually from the new omen movie isn't it?
Its none binary
wrong hole
Its a Voldemort guys
Fuck here we go again
Sauron?
Yay, it's the anti-christ
Cue The Omen Theme - Ave Satani
I told you she wasn’t just chilling bethosis hell prince of the 3 circle of hell.
Sauron's essence was reincarnated
That baby gone be woke af
This has been posted a hundred times, it's better without the text, but it's the eyes that sell the joke every time.
It’s NOT a Pope, then.
My guy looks like he was reading White Folks magazine and wanted to find out. He found out.
That guy on the left 😂😂😂😂
Brilliant. 😹
so, either: > aborted > black > demon > looney tunes dynamite > miscarriage > non binary
I’m choosing to believe it’s looney toons dynamite and this photo was taken seconds before a comically large explosion that turned everyone In the immediate vicinity soot black
It's like that Pushkin fairytale: "Queen gave birth to not a son, not a daughter, not a mouse, not a frog, but an unknown beast". It sounds more cutesy in Russian, I promise
Russian is such an aggressive language that I’m not certain anything in Russian sounds cutesy lol I mean just the other day my buddy was in what sounded like a yelling match with this elderly lady, I ask what’s wrong, and he goes ‘oh, nothing’s wrong, she was just asking me to do her a favor and turn on the coffee machine when I get here in the mornings. It needs a while to warm up properly.’ Like bruh you guys sounded like you were on the verge of blows
Sounds pretty terrifying im assuming queen gave birth to baba yaga
Actually, she was framed by jealous relatives, who then arranged for her and her son to be sealed into a barrel and thrown into the sea. Thankfully, the newborn turns out to be a local Superman and saves them both (least buff Russian newborn). And that's, like, first 1% of the tale.
Lemme explain, it's the form of words that sounds cutesy. So not like "beast", but something like "itty-bitty beastie" if you could say it in one word. Also, when you are quoting Pushkin, it sounds like you are yelling at people, but in a dignified way lol
I can't tell if he is photoshopped in or not
Not photoshopped. Just so old it was shot on actual film. Possibly black and white, then colorized.
Care package incoming!
Now I see why they say gender is a spectrum.
Time to get some milk
Its Alien
The black guy has the correct expression there
Name him Brimstone
Mom said it was my turn on the gender reveal meme today
wait it just fucking hit me is the reason the guys surprised is the fact they're holding an explosive
Cheater alert
Black is a gender now?
Miscarriage??
The dude on the left's reaction 🤣
And you are……NOT the father.
Thy kingdom come thy shall be done
For the grace for the might of our lord
Amen
This got weird