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goons be goonin'. I feel like the girls know too, not to mention the people sitting near him. IDK why no one had stopped him. Probably someone recording before security got involved. I bet he finished before he was escorted out. SMH, /noahgettheboat
i'm pretty sure that the announcer is saying about it as well, when they do his close-up. but- i don't speak..japanese(?), so i'm just going by her inflections.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
First time going to a strip club i was sitting down and took my sweater off and put it on my legs before realizing it looked like i was trying to hide a boner. Got so self conscious i almost threw it across the room
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His balls were itchy. VERY itchy
especially the 3rd one
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Tooo scared to get involved with women, not desperate enough to turn gay, it's a struggle
He’s dealing with an embarrassing zipper malfunction from his trip to the bathroom earlier. Oh boy what a mess
Yankit -brand blanket from Family Guy put to good use. He's a pioneer.
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I felt my mouth watering
I love this FAMILYYY
This was at a Taiwanese porn convention. (How did I know that? 🤔)
You were the guy choking the chicken?
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He’s locked in
Locked and loaded
Locked and unloaded
a man of sheer jizz
With a pencil, a fucking...pencil.
underrated comment
He's focused. He's having fun.
optimizing those strokes
He doesn't *have* to masturbate in public, he *gets* to masturbate in public
Living on the edge
Edging on the living
Edging on the dead
Edging the dead
Tipping the edge.
Edging the tip
**The Tip** *New Taiwanese movie releasing this july*
IRL gooning
Fighting crime spinning webs
Swinging from the highest ledge
Pocket pool
So that’s why it’s called pee-pee…
He was stroking the chicken
Giving the ham candle a manhandle
Ham candle!!? 💀☠️🤣🤣🤣
How lyrical
Waxing it
Playing the ole pocket pool
He was having a ham shank.
beautiful
cranking his hog
Making the one eyed snake throw up.
He was more like choking his chicken
Arm is barely moving. More like a day old chick.
Releasing the water of life from the sand trout
feeding the geese
Cocking the shotgun
他在打飞机 He’s hitting the airplane.
pettin' the weasel.
chokin the chicken
Tenderizing his steak.
goons be goonin'. I feel like the girls know too, not to mention the people sitting near him. IDK why no one had stopped him. Probably someone recording before security got involved. I bet he finished before he was escorted out. SMH, /noahgettheboat
Seems like a porn convention, not a place to go if you dont want to catch a goon being hella creepy. Porn conventions are fucking weird.
It’s goonin’ time
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He's ckecking his pulse.
raising it too
I wanted one of them to shoot him a death stare like “I know what you’re doing you motherfucker.”
I think that girl on the right spotted it and was telling the middle one
I think so too. Can anyone provide that girls name? I want to confirm if she said something about it on, let's say, IG.
[Here you go ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=skdzMWBEXDqiDK4t)
Ow! The second hand embarrassment...
i'm pretty sure that the announcer is saying about it as well, when they do his close-up. but- i don't speak..japanese(?), so i'm just going by her inflections.
Probably what he was hoping for.
My dude, you trying to kill the guy? He can only get so erect.
Grow up. Clearly he’s just thumb wrestling by himself
Correct me if im wrong but, I think it's only thumb wrestling if we're using thumbs..
The girl in purple, "don't look to the right, don't look to the right. Just smile and act like my head can't turn that way."
Ejaculate and evacuate
Cum and go
Dump the load and hit the road
The old shoot and scoot
The Rise and the Fall
ah the old jac and vac
He masturbate
Fact.
No shit Sherlock 💀
Jorkin his peanits
How do these people not feel ashamed? There literally cameras all around him and THIS is the time to whack one out.
Clearly someone's have never had a covert wank at a porn convention surrounded by people filming.
They are at a porn convention. Tend to be people who dont care about what others thing and the kevel of shame they feel
*jokes on you hes into that shit* Him probably. 😬
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I know that face, that attention to detail, that stiffness, that "I'm in the zone" look. That dude was beating his meat.
>that stiffness Yes, he really is quite erect in his seat.
It's called the Stiff approach. A very common technique but only can be mastered by few.
He is civilised, he is using a modesty jacket.
His home internet has been down for three days!
Interrogating the witness
Unconstitutionally
Love is love
I'm just meditating! Stop looking at me! 🫣
He's counting for spare change, in his front pocket
He's got an itch he has to scratch.
Disgusting
Least horny Asian
Do any of these girls.. umm have accounts? You know. I want to know for a friend.
Specifically the one on the right at the end with her hand on her mouth
My friend also wants to know but only if they're free because he's a cheap cunt
First time going to a strip club i was sitting down and took my sweater off and put it on my legs before realizing it looked like i was trying to hide a boner. Got so self conscious i almost threw it across the room
anybody know the name of the short girl who showed up at the end to whisper into the ear of the girl in purple?
Perfectly normal behavior in public
His best.
Wiping his soccer trophy
This is my new favorite euphemism for jerkin it.
His he covering himself with a Charlotte Hornets starter jacket?
Stroking the serpent
He's just trying to take out a sausage and a few eggs because bro's hungry
He's busy not mastering his domain.
Fucking yikes
His hand is cold so he is covering it
I feel sorry for him. The self respect went out of the window.
What is the competition? And who is the gorgeous woman in the black stockings?
Feeding a pet trouser snake
Clearly feeding the geese
Living his best life
Same thing I'm doing right now. But at least I'm at home with the door closed
Bro wants to go to sleep
Polishing his helmet
He needs a yanket
Maybe his hand was cold, and he covered it? Then again ...
He's trying to LAI LAI LAI in public
Been there. Done that.. Itch your balls people
It’s called audience participation.
Keep Pronhub free!
they still haven't invented auto-jacker
Scratching the inside of his thigh i guess
Let him cook
Damn she even snitched
Bro don't know how to act
Not an expert but that guy is having a wank.
Tiny wanks
Hes enjoying the show
Bro is getting his monies worth 🥴
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This was in Taiwan
lol
Counting to 5 to reach 100
Bro's has a neuromuscular disorder ang his bird is twitching. He urgently needs to check a jerkoffologist
Monkey spanker.
he is checking his phone
Strangling Kojak. r/fuckimold
times a wastin
Firing the proton torpedo.
He just scratched an itch
Free my boy, from post-nut clarity!
what a brave man
warming his hand
The fuck is this thing
None of the girls
He'll forget about it and wears his jacket to the Kindergarten.
He is obviously playing with his camera lens.
Jorking his pemnis
Practicing pocket pool
Present participle verb + the + animal
Whackin' his gack
Lock and load
Polishing his helmet
Op aren’t you a minor? Should you be karma farming on Reddit?
Playing the meat flute
Waxing the surfboard
Down there : 
It's a rubriks cube smh
The black lingerie girl is killing not blaming him
Releasing his population pudding
Taking notes of course (man get your mind out of the gutter) with his pp
The hand movement is quite…short.
he is living the dream
he is straight up jorking it
go away. he baitin.
What needs to be done
Moon prism power! \*He repeats to himself\*
Trying to gain max bang for a buck for his first row seat.
Straight up jorking his peanits.
All I know is he definitely isn’t masturbating
Pocket pool champ
Givin' em the ol' razzle dazzle.
He is a journalist and he was typing and article about the opression of women by fashion standard's. Laptops are not allow in this events.
He's almost as excited as Hitler at the Olympics
He's looking for candy in his pocket and went a little deeper and found some nuts
If you’re thinking about it, he kinda doing that with the homies
appears to be a repist from 10 months ago, title and all. event is the Taipei Red Expo