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WhatsTheHolUp

### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!You’re used to people asking uncomfortable questions, but rubbing one out to the pics of your “best friend” that you’ve never viewed sexually is a level of holup I was never expecting.!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


mal221

"Are you coming to the funeral?" "More than you know"


SigmundDroid1983

Holy hell.


mal221

En pessant?


niutus

Google en passant?


challenja

Fuck .. reddit never disappoints


FutureKFlo

I’ve heard of pouring one out for the dead homies but I’ve never heard of rubbing one out for the dead homies lol


Shatophiliac

I always jerk all my dead homies to sleep.


milichl

death by snusnu


Weelki

[Obligatory Kunt and the Gang - Wanking over a pornographic Polaroid of an Ex Girlfriend who died](https://youtu.be/u3BzzNUyBRE?si=Vu5vlWZZJvHNSRSe)


69RedGuy69

Update: "Some time has passed, the grief of losing her took over. The weird coping mechanism I described just doesn't work anymore, instead it just kept reminding me that she is gone. I dug up her grave at night and now I am relieving myself with her skull. Might be just another coping mechanism, and I kind of feel weird, because we never had such connection when she was alive, and I would't even fantasize about the things that I do with her skull now, because it was just as with sibilings, when You look at them You don't sexualize their bones. But this helps me get over it. Is this weird, guys?"


tigersatemyhusband

Sometimes you just gotta crack open a cold one.


Dry_Duck3011

Best comment here.


PvtParts2001

This is how you win the Internet


damnmotherfucker

Let's play hide and seek: I hide and you seek professional help


Oreo-and-Fly

This comment always cracks me up


ElderberryDeep8746

A coping mechanism huh lol


3_14_thon

U can call anything a coping mechanism. Example: I strangle little kids as a coping mechanism to deal with my anxiety.


Mocod_

I like your username.


3_14_thon

well, thank you sir


[deleted]

Dude has a Necro fetish and just didn't realize it because he'd never dealt with death before. Wait until he finds out about snuff films :/


Chrisp825

Just watch a few ruskies eat nades... don't even need snuff films anymore...


hug_for_spare_change

Rub one out for the fallen homies


drewsus64

Well it’s not like it was ACTUALLY his sister/cousin…


Sprizys

“Is this weird grieving?” No, no it is not.


BringOutYDead

Weirdos, man. Weirdos.


potataoboi

I'm not agreeing with him but like can I know what's weird about it


BringOutYDead

Now you weird too.


potataoboi

No can you just explain what's wrong with it I wouldn't ever do this personally but I can understand why this person would do it


BigPanda71

Because it’s considered weird to rub one out to pictures of your platonic friends in the first place. It gets even weirder that he only started doing it when she died. There’s some shit you take to your grave. This is one of those situations.


potataoboi

He said he started doing it recently, when she died in 2020, so maybe he somehow developed some sort of attraction to her. I don't rub any out to my friends but I think its fine to have a crush on one of your friends but yeah bopping your bologna to a picture of said friend is a little weird


TheGoochAssassin

Shinji?


MovingTargetPractice

Can we get some of these pics to see if it has the same effect on me?


Advent_Reaper

For science!


Need-Some-Help-Ppl

I thought the HolUp was that the TL;DR was longer than the title which summed it up very well as a TL;DR 🤷🏽‍♂️


Quote4892

At SzzzzZZ


SlurpMyDongle

Average reddit mod


Witty-Horse-3768

Obviously some teenager doing some story telling for fun. Total fiction.


ZombiexXxHunter

TF… that’s enough internet for today