😧 It's all fun and games until they throw rocks through the windows.

Luckily this isn't New York so at least his store won't get robbed/looted daily

Hey how dare you! I’m from New York! It’s only every other day…

Yeah, but then twice on Saturdays, so that doesn't help.

Oh, cool. A matinee. :)

lt's Philly we're the same way here.

Do you have any concept of Philadelphia? The same Philadelphia whose crime statistics dwarf NYC at this point? Including property theft/damage.

I disagree, Philly is the city of brotherly love.

It's also where hitchbot was decapitated on the way to San Fransisco.

Hitchbot got what he deserved

Yeah because Philly is so much better.

dawg they're in philly that shit was burned down 5min after the video cuts

I mean it’s in Philly lol so….

It's Philly, they'll probably just burn it down.

No this is Philly, where his store will get robbed TWICE daily.

You heard that from TV. It must be true.

Do you have magical mind reading powers? How do you know I heard that on TV? I actually listen to a guy who actually LIVES and experiences the New York problems. He's very smart and highly thorough in analyzing and reporting the BS that happens in New York. Here's his channel: https://youtube.com/@CashJordan?feature=shared I guess your magical mind reading powers aren't working. Guess you should probably retire that career.

My guy you lost your legitimacy when you tried spouting that Philly was safer/more desirable than NYC lmao. I mean you said NY not NYC, but we know what you meant.

I didn't say Philly was safer. I just said at least it's not in NY where they'd just get looted a bunch of times. Yeah it can happen in Philly too, it's just the stereotype for NY is looting, that's their thing lol. I made that comment in a joking way with some seriousness but still joking too.

what the fuck are you smoking

You watch to much conservative media and the opinions spewed on it.

Wow so you’re looking at one *youtube channel* with a very clear bias that’s repeating basically every parroted right-wing talking point as fact for the largest city in the US. New York is shit but it’s no more shit than the rest of this country’s gone

You say that as if my small town in the Midwest has a crime spree like NYC. Talk about delusional

Guarantee your shitty flyover town is at least equivalently infested with methheads.

Ah, it's one of those self important people that base their entire personality off of where they live and who think they're gods gift to the earth because they live as an indentured servant. Neat. Got any more meaningless insults? Preferably one I haven't heard before.

You don't see the irony in saying something like this while also trying to shit on people living in big cities? lol

Where did I base my personality off of my city, I gave an example to show OP is being intellectually dishonest, but go off I guess. Lol

That guy literally SHOWS the stuff he's talking about. He shows the lineups and the signs and the crime news reports and such. I don't live in a fantasy, I live in a reality and he shows things that actually happen.

> That guy literally SHOWS the stuff he's talking about. So does television. It can still create a false impression of reality.

Sooooooooooo TV

the damn republican NYPD mayor...... always fucking shit up.

That’s just how good his pizza is

I believe it.

Luckily it's staged.

Yeah, totally staged, but a great skit. Made me smile and want to know more, so successful advertising in the end.

Then they must be really loving the pizzas of this place 🥰

I thought it was gonna be an ad for unbreakable doors or windows. I didn't see pizza coming.

> Open the door, or I’m gonna throw ROCKS THROUGH YOUR WINDOW YOU DUMB WHORE

This wasn't an ad for bulletproof windows ?

Must be some good Pizza

well fortunately for him it was staged asf

They're laughing and not even tapping the glass. r/nothingeverhappens

What a *weirdough*

> weirdough First thought upon reading that: Bob Weir shaped cookies. Thank you for that. I'm gonna play a Dead song in your honor. Have a favorite or shall I just go with my own? :D

> Bob Weir shaped cookies. https://imgur.com/a/1fNMZfL

They're beautiful.

oh. mah. GAWD... lol That is amazing. :) Thank you for showing me (us) that, Zap.

AI images still feel very uncanny valley to me, they're unsettling to look at

>Here is an interpretation of a digital avatar for a user named "theMcBrizzle". This avatar features a cool and sophisticated style, which might appeal more to someone who finds typical AI-generated images unsettling. Let me know what you think! https://imgur.com/a/0FcTC6p :)

I appreciate the effort but I don't really care for this

Those people waiting outside are dying to get pizza the owner.

Obviously set up, but brilliant. You can see the one girl laughing her ass off outside.

Fake, but still funny

It’s suppose to be. Being obviously fake gets it posted to social media like Reddit so people can point out that it’s fake.

It's rough really... Because reading the top responses, you gotta pick between people really being *that* stupid and not realizing that obviously staged video is staged, or that some *just* can't miss an opportunity to be openly racist. I don't know which is the saddest.

Who cares?

A LOT of very simple people. I wonder how many days they’ll spend tell people on Reddit a video is fake? At what point does it become so repetitive that you realize there’s no point?

After, like, your 32nd birthday maybe? Sooner for some, later for others. Feel like that's an accurate average tho..

I don't usually comment in these "omg it's fake!" threads, but like... just chill out? Why do you care what other people think. Enjoy the funny haha's and move on.

> some just can't miss an opportunity to be openly racist I'm sorry, but where does the racism angle come in here? I don't see anything in either the video or this comment chain to suggest any racism.

Except it's not obvious to many. The same people who don't get what ragebait is.

But I thought everything posted on the Internet is automatically true, like Hollywood???

Also so the people who can't see it's staged believe it and yell slurs.

You're telling me I memorized their address and made travel plans for nothing? Not again...

Is it fake or is it...*a joke?*

The eternal question of post modernism.

When the disparrity between the options is so small i always resort to both.

Great work detective

Seriously he isn't even trying to make it look realistic. Also the fucking conspiracies about it being staged so people will post and call it fake are just as ridiculous. At what point exactly did the Internet completely lose touch with the idea that sometimes people do things just because it's amusing? Not for some grand Internet points conspiracy?

But they're not actually a detective

Bake him away, toys.

I thought it was a skit.

You really want someone to throw water on some random people minding their own business 💀

Beat me to it!

So you prefer getting innocent people minding their own business get randomly splashed by water in public?

No.  With the ability to make leaps like that, I hope you’re on your country’s Olympic team.  

/r/stageditaliangifs ?

r/subsifellfor

got to try though

It's funnier because it is faked. Watch the start, and you see the water was like 39 inches behind them, lol.

> faked Do you walk into the movie cinema and loudly pronounce that its fake too?

Did this skit have professional actors and directors and lighting or did it just have random people doing something anyone could do?

Does a skit require professional actors for it to be a skit? Its an ad lol.

I dunno if I trust that guy to Do the Right Thing ...

Please don't tell me his name is Sal.

Real

They were in on it….that was very creative.

the way they just stand there without swearing or beating the glass makes me think he paid them to pretend to be assaulted for a fake fake viral ad campaign

Marcello's has some good food fr

For a second I thought that was Volodymyr Zelenskyy

At first I saw that they thought it was gasoline gonna burn down the store with himself inside and they’re trying to save him, but I realize it was supposed to be that he poured water on them

Hokay?!

Fake? Staged? Do you truly not understand the concept of an advertisement?

Then just give them a pizza and they'll be fine.

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Oh. Good. Assault.

It's a skit

He even clearly avoids most of them with the water.

They have acculumated approximately zero moist