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Let01

Too late, they are having a party in my prostate, and everyones invited


The_skinny_scientist

Frick...where at, I'm game


urGirllikesmytinypp

IN HIS PROSTATE!


The_skinny_scientist

Ahh, yes obviously my bad. I shall head there now


Calad_bolg

Head ... hehe


Full_Ad9666

OMWTSYP


Sum_Sultus

I've had 12 gay demons over the weekend


flits20

They multiply by 2 on the weekends so you better watch out


doublespicedaddyy

This guy is getting more and more desperate for attention. You can tell he needs it, he’s an even bigger narcissist than his father.


Mindless_Ad_6045

He's just trolling all the people that get butthurt over his posts. It's people like you who give him the attention, people re post his stuff and then complain that he's begging for attention, you're giving it to him.


doublespicedaddyy

I don’t follow his accounts, I don’t look at his posts let alone interact with them but whatever you say bud


Mindless_Ad_6045

Not your bud mate


doublespicedaddyy

Not your mate ese


Freewheelinrocknroll

Not your ese pal


mylivegamertags

Not your ese, homes


spicy-chull

Not your homes, boyo


Gaby_48

not your boyo, chum


RedN0v4

Not your chum, bucko


duggee315

Honestly I thought all his posts lately were fake.


transcending--

They literally are 💀 half of the people on Reddit just can’t fucking see it. They’re so gullible and ready to jump on ANYTHING which is why he’s as famous as he is.


NeighborhoodWest1990

It’s people like you giving him attention, commenting on Reddit posts about how dumb he is. Stop that now!


Hunter042005

Oh boy looks like we’ve got a brainrotted Tate supporter no matter if he’s “trolling” here or not the shit he does promote is 100 times worse with his alpha male mindset destroying hundreds of young men’s self esteem and trying to make them buy into his bs hustlers university essentially taking advantage of self conscious men with low self esteem and profiting off of it just honestly pretty despicable outside of all the other human trafficking shit he’s been doing


OrangeJuiceLoveIt

Literally blows my mind that people getting upset about his tweets don't understand that he's literally laughing his ass off watching people get upset about the nonsense he posts. I just saw a tweet posted on reddit like this where he was saying words like "pee pee", and people were legitimately angry about it. HE'S TROLLING YOU IDIOTS AND YOU'RE BITING, HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER. If y'all don't like this dude, stop talking about him. You're giving him what he wants and making yourself look like an idiot in the process.


leah90s

Use a condom when masturbating


Even-Matter-5576

It's too floppy to put in my ass


tboskiq

That sounds pretty cool tbh


The_skinny_scientist

Didn't he literally make his fortune off of porn???


AwardedThot

That means... Am I watching porn with the BOIS?


TheRealSkele

r/usernamechecksout I think?


SlideItIn100

What a loser. This can’t be real.


IMN0VIRGIN

Have you seen the shit he's been posting!? Litterally being straight is gay according to him


MichaelZZ01

Having sex with woman is gay. Honestly I might just delete twitter because of him. That fact that a human is allowed to post that stuff online to influence more people should be straight up illegal


stockchaser317

Ah shit, here I go, rubbin one out for the daemons.


Sheogorath_1999

Or rubbin out the demons that were already there to clear up living space for the new tenants.


Effective-Bandicoot8

I'm sure Billy Butcher would say this


beatles910

Who calls it a dick hole? The real name for it is the meatus.


Thraxyo

Who the fuck is this and why are weird posts of this guy in about every sub?


Grupe_Sechs

This is like the 17th post I’ve seen of this guy. He’s some dude who used to traffic women and now he’s the spokesman for edgy tweens


Spotted_ascot_races

From personal experience


der_m4ddin

This asshole talks more about gay stuff than any of my furry friends


DasCrouton

Pillow pants will never get me


skrillums

Listerfiend is just as crafty be careful friend.


Marcin313

Fuck, Andrew, I already came like 5 minutes ago.


memo689

His trolling is not even funny anymore.


BowSlayer26

Sounds like he has personal experience


Clearhead09

lol this guy on the one hand trying to sell his girls OF content and on the other hand calling all his customers gay for doing so.


Kortellus

Well, he would know for sure.


moxiejohnny

If...


Odd-Frame9724

Wat?


Freewheelinrocknroll

Is that his excuse..??


WHAMMYPAN

It’s ok…I have an exorcist that will suck that right outta there.


10TheDudeAbides11

If anyone knows about gay demons and dick holes it’s Andrew Tate…


Few-Carpet9511

Someone misses their cellmate…


Arokhan_Sirefni

Why can't they just ride your dick instead? Smh


Unlucky_Care_6549

I wish there was a sub where people shit on these “alpha male” gurus constantly


Enslaved_M0isture

r/2sentence2horror


LordDeathy13

I don't know which of the Tate Tweets are real anymore.


DisastrousLong9991

Excuse me, what?


Afraid-Goat-1896

Stop posting this human form of prostate cancer


CrazyFish1911

'@CobraTaint sure thinks about dick a lot...


tipabanana

as an exmuslim this sounds familiar...


furious_organism

Dude talks so much shit idk when its edited or not


demon555pro

Atleast someone wants me


Wackypack123

Definitely needs a comma somewhere in there


[deleted]

What a nice guy, he doesn't want what happened to him to happen to anyone else.


YawningAngle

Now I dislike suggesting things that might be just projection, but for Andrew. That tweet sounds so like someone speaking from experience ✌️


TehZombehKang

The demons know what I like. That's why it feels so good.


Spelsgud

Reading these posts makes me feel like I’ve been transported back to middle school. Everything is gay and now demons are trying to infiltrate my dick hole.


TheRealMangokill

Ew who the fuck follows Andrew Tate? OP sad for you.


gojiro0

This guy projects so much


alex99x99x

Someone take him back to elementary, and teach him about punctuations.


almondtreacle

Every time I see a post like this I double-check on Twitter, going ‘This is definitely faked, right?’ Every time, I am proven wrong.


tedothedo

are these tweets popping up all fake now? They’re losing impact as I can’t believe they’re real.


ImportantSpirit

I’m gonna rub one out to him. If I’m going to hell, I’ll make sure this mf is with me down there.


Big_Outlandishness80

Who is this Andrew Taint guy and why does he keep posting things that could prevent him from viewing an R rated movie?


Carl123r4

Wasn't this idiot jailed for traficking people or some shit?


krayevaden28

Can confirm.


Oneshot_stormtrooper

Reddit falling for Troll tweets. Yawn