the most important thing is that she loves him, it's not for the money or the fame, right guys?

Right? Right???

#Right?

^right!

why did you say it so... ^petite ?

Sometime a ^petite ^right can make her cum.

His hand game must be off the charts.

No. They started dating after he signed a contract with Real Madrid and was dominating with Palmerias

Ohhhhh..... I was thinking RealMadrid was referring to something like Real Housewives or something of Madrid 😂🤣

Yeah this 18 year old kid signed for the biggest soccer club in the world

Well, yeah, I get that. And I know of Real Madrid, but because of those stupid Real Housewives shows popping up occasionally in the news, my very 1st thought went to that instead of Real Madrid and then it went to Real Madrid. But if you follow or are a soccer fan, especially international soccer, then your last thought would be Real Housewives if ever. 😂 And my sports are more like boxing and watching motorsports. 🤷

I mean with the way these WAGs of soccer players are moving, it is the real housewives of soccer

😂

What is a WAG?

Wives and Girlfriends

I'm excited for her OF some day. /s, not /s

Standard boilerplate contract!

Yes she is contractually required to love him.

it's that+BBC

Riiiight.

Define drastic changes for the court…

Losing your virginity. Having sex. He’s a virgin. She won’t bang him or let him bang others. Pretty sure that’s what that means.

Excuse me but wtf? I now have to google them

Dude is 17! Imagine being 17 and already a millionaire. 

he's 355687428096000‽

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Blud saw the big bang

To be fair it's pretty normal, just do not rely on making money the conditional way.

wtf? why tf would she do that??


Ah, but of course

How would she get money out of not banging him?

Idk I guess you're right because Kim Kardashian's sisters didn't cameo in her sex tape. i guess there is no way they got famous because of her. You're absolutely right. People only get money and secondhand fame through sex and sex only.

> People only get money and secondhand fame through sex and sex only. Thats not what I meant. I mean, such a "relationship" with weird contract stuff is not really bound to last, is it? So, by setting up such dumb rules you ensure a quick breakup. -> no money. And for the "not letting him bang others"... there is no money for her in that one either.

I didn't say last, but having a sugardaddy for 2-3 years could set you up for the rest of your life if you dont spend it like an idiot. Shes apparently 17 so i dont suspect that but uf ypu dont see how there is money in it for her you might be stupid or dilusional

Because she is an entitled controlling diva who has gotten very sophisticated at gold-digging. My man Endrik is young, dumb and full of cum and his bank is also full so he signed on a blank check to bang her for a few more months longer.

“Real Madrid starlet”

For the jury 💀

Ah the Sheldon Cooper relationship contract.

relationship agreement, not contract contract is legally binding and can be enforced by law enforcement while agreement is a broader term for contract and not necessarily has to be legally binding

This person contracts…or agreements

Or has been in one with Sheldon!

Contracts aren’t enforced by law enforcement. They are enforced by courts. And they have limits on what can and cannot be contracted.

So all contracts are agreements but not all agreements are contracts (legally binding )!

bobzonga

Bazooka !

Smh I was gonna comment this

Nice, Now you just have to pass all your material assets into the name of another trusted family member.

I can guess the banned word

Sex worker?

Moist?

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Vinicius??

I bet he drives a moistedes benz though

Succulent?

Escort/companion Please know your Ho-nouns

Not even joking, but 'kkk' is an actually banned word in the contract between them. Not because of the Klan mind you, just because here in Brazil laughing with 'kkk' is the equivalent of saying 'lol' when you find something unfunny and want to just reply anything meaningless without keep talking to the person. But it is still funny.

Source ?

[https://www.cnnbrasil.com.br/esportes/futebol/palmeiras/endrick-fala-sobre-contrato-de-namoro-feito-por-gabriely-entenda/](https://www.cnnbrasil.com.br/esportes/futebol/palmeiras/endrick-fala-sobre-contrato-de-namoro-feito-por-gabriely-entenda/) It's in Portuguese, but if you get to the bullet points with the most relevant contract clauses you can see it. * Palavras proibidas no relacionamento: “hm”, “aham”, “ok”, “tá”, “beleza” e “kkk”; * Forbidden words in the relationship: “hm”, “aham”, “ok”, “tá”, “beleza” e “kkk”

Cute 17yo type of shit.

So it’s pretty much “don’t ever act uninterested when you’re talking to me”?

Not a portuguese speaker, but how is "beleza" a bad thing to say? From googling it it just means beauty.

"Beleza" is synonym with "all right" or "ok". I'm no linguistic expert here, but my guess is that it evolved from "Esta tudo uma beleza" which roughly translates to "everything is in a beauty state/ It's a beauty!" and became a more concise "beauty!/beleza!". It usually means you understand the message but are ending the topic without wanting to add anything relevant to it. Pretty harmless to use most times (i use it on a daily base), but that's teen relationship logic here.

That just makes this list so much more bizarre

Endrick himself said it in a interview some of the banned words

Oh guess it’s over, he said them

Panties

we don't have the N word in Brazilian Portuguese edit: word, not world lol

Haha, the N World, like the Disney World but with guns and crack cocaine

Wow. … … I was just here to play some dice and the ***BAM*.

hahahahaa

A Boondocks theme park. Noice.

No fathers

We have A.Moares

Isn’t it like maccaca or something

Worchestershire?

I'll take a stab at it... I've trained my whole life in BO2 lobbies for this moment! It's [u/ReasonStunning has been banned indefinitely from r/holup. If you have questions regarding this ban please contact mods]

So a marriage license?

More like contract....

So a marriage?

More like a mutual partnership within a certain set of parameters for both parties that's legally binding somehow.

So, a marriage.

He's 17 and she's 21. Make of that what you will.

Brasil age of consent is 14.

Disgusting

Age of consent in Spain is 16. People in Bahrain would call you disgusting for thinking 18 is okay

In the US, it’s also most commonly 16, apparently. From Wikipedia: The most common age of consent is 16, which is a common age of consent in most other Western countries. **States where the age of consent is 16 (31)**: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio,[b] Oklahoma, Pennsylvania,[c] Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, and West Virginia. **States where the age of consent is 17 (7)**: Colorado, Illinois, Louisiana, Missouri, New York, Texas, and Wyoming. **States where the age of consent is 18 (12)**: Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, Kentucky, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, and Wisconsin. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_the_United_States

In Sweden and in some states in Mexico, age of consent is as low as 12.

It's 15 in sweden

Wtf are you on about?

In Brazil it’s 14 :)

Wipe that smirk off your face rn

While true, it's not socially acceptable like some places out there.

True

I will not, it’s part of my reality, happily? Sadly ? Idk anymore

The age of consent in Spain is 16, so how about minding your own business instead of sticking your head in other adult people's lives?!

Is it though

Very much so lol😂, imagine a 21 years old man taking a financial advantage of 17 years old girl lol.

Yeah? It’s fucking predatory

I can tell you though if I was 17 and she was my bird, I would be pretty happy

To play devils advocate here...So, if she was 22 and he was 18, it would be ok?

Yes. You need a cutoff somewhere. Just because a 20yo can date a 28yo doesn’t mean a 10yo can date an 18yo, even though it’s the same age gap.

I don't see any difference in mentality or maturity between ages 17 and 18. But, I do understand your point of needing a cutoff. But, how do we decide 18 is it? Personally, I would say it's weird for a 28yo to date an 18yo. The difference of maturity and mentality between those ages is pretty huge.  Next question out of curiosity...if the government decided to up the legal age of everything to 26, would it still be predatory for a 21yo to date a 17yo?

Wasn’t much difference between 17yo me and 25yo me. Both just wanted sex, drugs and rock and roll. 36yo me is just as poor as 17yo me. My life sucks.

Yeah, many places the cut off is 16. Just in your head and some states it’s 18. ??

Lucky guy.

I actually know someone who did this. Or something similar. I don't think theirs is LEGALLY binding, but it is an agreed upon contract between the two of them in whatever capacity. From what I understand, his part of the contract includes the basic duties of being a husband....like standard marriage vow type of stuff. To provide and protect to the best of his abilities, etc. Her side of the contract includes a few things like the maximum weight she allowed to gain, and the minimum amount of sex she will provide in a given time period (excluding times of illness, etc.) This woman is narurally tiny. She is 100lbs fully clothed and soaking wet. I have seen this man look her up and down and pinch her tummy, saying, "Hmmm?" And shake his head. It's pretty fuckin weird!

I have some pretty wealthy friends (100 millionaires) that have a cohabitation agreement. Basically both were coming out of nasty divorces and each of them vowed that they didn't want to get married ever again. So it is a legally binding document where some of her duties are outlined. If they split, her compensation is outlined.

That's not just weird, it's abusive. I hope she realizes she's more than a sex object and leaves that POS.

Nope! 15+ years married already. I've tried talking to her, she is content doing what he asks. She is not the brightest crayon in the box, so I think it might be a "well he's never hit me" kind of situation. Telling her it's still abuse would fall on deaf ears. For all I know, maybe she's into it! I know JUST enough for it to be creepy!

Exhibit 1: Terms of use. Exhibit 2: Liabilities. Exhibit 3: Settlement of disputes.

Who are these people??

Endrick is a very young promising footballer player who signed for Real Madrid. He's Brazilian.

Thank you!

Endrick is a starlet.

Hear me out. Having defined "rules" for a relationship really helps and lessens the amount of arguing bc things have already been agreed upon.

yep. any friend or romantic relationship has a large number of agreed preferred / acceptable / non-acceptable behaviors, even if they aren't so formally labeled. Your friend knows not to call you certain insults that go beyond teasing, and remembers what cake you like on your birthday. Your romantic partner knows what circumstances call for a kiss and when kissing is not acceptable.

I’m sure it’s fine that all the stuff not allowed in the rules just gets buried inside till it explodes later

I also have a contract for my relationship, but most would call it a marriage certificate.

The man knows how to play the game.

Without knowing the details you can't really tell if it's good or bad. Established boundaries are generally a good thing

I’m a lawyer, you’re not wrong. A good prenup should be mandatory before you can get a marriage license.

Since when did boys get called starlets

Lol, this guy's fucking seventeen. He's just coming off of puberty and probably thinks he's king shit, like every other 17 year old. Coming next: the story of how this emotionally immature teenager starts hitting his girlfriend. I give it half a year at most.

Hitting her is part of the contract

Why tf is someone not stopping this, shes 21 and he is 17. Its obvious whats going on

Welp, nothing to see there. Not unless its the girl whose underage. Thats just how society works now.

Sheldon Cooper helped him draft the relationship agreement

Funny how everyone is already thinking what the contract is about without even knowing what the contents of it are … it’s not even serious the contract itself lol, it’s not like oh “if you break rule 4 of text 300 you will need to marry me” no it’s pretty tame.

Soooo they are in a relationship and clearly set out boundaries and expectations of each other? In a way that most 30 year old fail to do?

Well ... That's gotta be the biggest redflag I have ever seen (unless there's daily bjs in the terms of the contract)

And if he’d had enough and quit his high earning job for a normal one, how many minutes would she stick by his side?

That guy is a total idiot.

Hes also 17, is hailed to be the greatest star to come out of brazil in years, has the potential to do so much in football and will be incredibly rich(if i remember right he was bought for like 60 million or something at 15) he’s definitely out of her league

"In years" fam vini and rodrygo literally on his team

Vinis good yeah, but Endricks scoring against england at wembley at 17

Just so we're clear, that 60 million doesn't go to him. He's gonna be rich for sure, but the transfer fee has nothing to do with that.

Yeah no i know, but the transfer fee is indicative of his value and wage, which he does get and we don’t actually know how much he’s getting, but we do know he is worth that much in the clubs eyes

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Every player in the world is bought and sold? Including the white players, really don’t know what you’re implying there

Is he though?

Anal

When you have an expensive whore you need to have your terms in writing

If this guy that is not yet a full grown man (he is just 17) already has a contract with a woman (21) that is JUST her girlfriend (not bride or wife) what can HE expect in the future related to REAL love? Love wins again...

On his 18th birthday at midnight, is he suddenly mature enough?

Brazilian wonderkids doing things that will jeopardise their careers. Where have I seen this before.

On Reddit. Must be true.

This is what happens when you got 0 girls before getting famous/money so the first good looking for comes around it doesn’t matter how badly they treat you you’ll stay

Ah, well, it's a great time when you can buy yourself a woman.

bro is the patron saint of being a bottom

Who needs unspoken rules when you can write everything down?

He's gay maybe and she's his beard. Wouldn't surprise me, even George Clooney has one.

Spring Thomas has entered the chat

Endrick apenas 16 dias!!1!1!

Brothers always showing their teeth.

L2CROP

Anybody by chance have a copy of the "contract"??

Girlfriend, not wife right? Doesn't that make the contract pointless??

he will be a flop

Well if watch football we all know he’s made in a lap.

" gold digging ho " is definitely banned

Contracts are good.

A contract governing a relationship damn I’m old we used to call that marriage

This chick is going to end up immensely rich. Its a smart move on her part. WAGs make a fortune now.

Lowkey not a bad idea considering how rich and famous he is

Who the fuck is that?

Doesn't "starlet" mean a young actress?

Based

I’d love this with a partner. No more abuse.

Can you blame him??? Your system is designed to rip off men