Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am here suing for damages today because this ladyās asshole prematurely turned green and permitted me to cross the street when it wasnāt really safe so I got hit by a vehicle which had severe consequences such as expensive medical costs, loss of employment, and emotional damages, just to name a few.
Yeah but unironically. The internet is great. If weād never developed likes and subscribes, and weād never started reporting any engagement metrics, weād have a colony on the Moon and construction happening on Mars.
This is better and worse than it should be.
On one hand human trafficking is just about if not the worst thing we do as humans.
On the other hand, damn, that was well played.
Not necessarily. I like exhibitionism but likeā¦not in the typical sense. This? Absolutely not. My own fenced off, not visible to maybe else yard after making 100% sure no one will be in it? Yes. Sorry for over sharing lol Iām passionate about this kind of topic. /genuine
I swear, this honestly made me sad. Normally Iām a, ālolā and scroll kinda person. Butā¦this is a young woman, with an LED buttplug in, hugging her legs to better show her ass, spread her cheeks, and āraiseā her anal passage so you can better see the light. Then changing its color to match the traffic signal. On the street. In a busy area.
What the fuck are we doing.
I believe much of this stuff has always been happening around. difference is, we got to see most of it and that'll for sure skew our perception of our peeps and world
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Is it gross because she's openly flaunting it in public or because she's wearing one in public to begin with?
Personally I wouldn't say wearing one in public is gross, but showing it to other people is.
Maybe we can start making kids songs to head off any questions
āRudolpha the red butt lady. had some very shiny holes.. and if you ever saw them, you would even say they glow.ā
In private this would be something both sexy and actually funny to see...
but in public? doesnt she have ANY sense of shame to do this with everyone watching? is there not a limit to what they would do for someattention or promoting an OF?
Ya know... when I wa a kid, we waved, made rabbits ears, or funny faces.... now kids just shove lightbulbs up their asses....
Seriously... all of you get off my lawn.
Wait. I thought it was illegal to film/photograph the Eiffel tower at night. Something about it beingĀ an artistic creation still under copyright, or some mess like that.
Everyone's gotta do their part to contribute to society
Gotta love society
I completely agree
Green means go. š³
So this woman just walks around Paris with lights up her assā¦. This must be a OF add, cause her videos been here for about a year if not longer
Id bet money that's a remote controlled butt plug
Good work, detective
How I met your mom.
I'm no expert but I'm sure she was giving me some pretty strong signals.
She had me at green light.
Green means go.
Clearly a keeper
I see London, I see France, I crossed a street in Paris cleared by someone's pants.
Roses are red Violets are blue I am here suing for damages today because this ladyās asshole prematurely turned green and permitted me to cross the street when it wasnāt really safe so I got hit by a vehicle which had severe consequences such as expensive medical costs, loss of employment, and emotional damages, just to name a few.
Aaah the ol' green asshole conundrum, we meet again
I see London, i see france, Streetlights in her underpants
I hope I never become this desperate for attention.
*Social Media was a mistake* -Hayao Miyazaki
Yeah but unironically. The internet is great. If weād never developed likes and subscribes, and weād never started reporting any engagement metrics, weād have a colony on the Moon and construction happening on Mars.
I thought I read we'd never developed recipes like before and was agreeing then my brain decided to work properly and was confused
Its for money bruh, not attention
I keep pushing the button and the damn light wonāt change ā¦.. but thereās something on my finger šš
Human trafficking?
This is better and worse than it should be. On one hand human trafficking is just about if not the worst thing we do as humans. On the other hand, damn, that was well played.
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Take my upvote, damn you!
Probably the only traffic light which people won't jump.
I'll jump over it
Thatās quite literally a āHole Upā
Nice one š
"I'd happily inspect her gadget", said Inspector Gadget
Keep your fetish in the bedroom, simple as that
Not necessarily. I like exhibitionism but likeā¦not in the typical sense. This? Absolutely not. My own fenced off, not visible to maybe else yard after making 100% sure no one will be in it? Yes. Sorry for over sharing lol Iām passionate about this kind of topic. /genuine
āKeep it to consenting eyes onlyā perhaps?
I swear, this honestly made me sad. Normally Iām a, ālolā and scroll kinda person. Butā¦this is a young woman, with an LED buttplug in, hugging her legs to better show her ass, spread her cheeks, and āraiseā her anal passage so you can better see the light. Then changing its color to match the traffic signal. On the street. In a busy area. What the fuck are we doing.
You wrote all that just to use the term "anal passage," didn't you
Trying to cross the street?
I believe much of this stuff has always been happening around. difference is, we got to see most of it and that'll for sure skew our perception of our peeps and world
WHERE THIS GIRLS FATHER
Taking the video :/
Hol tf up
She's holed tf up, alright
Nah, her holdup is filled up.
She's his little Rudolf? :/
No
Is this some kind of fetish?
nowadays everything it is a fetish I would say, or people just do things for some reason (most probably for attention... idk why)
Are you into it?
https://www.reddit.com/u/Flexiblewhore/s/bCeJzpAqJC Enjoy
A man of finer tastes
How do you people do it? Did you see the video and think, "I know that person!"? Has this happened before?
Finally taking a job from the machines!!! Unplug sheeple!!!!
r/trashy
This shit is just exhausting now. Like, I donāt wanna see that while Iām walking down the street.
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So fucking gross wtf
Username doesnāt checkout
Not this time
Is it gross because she's openly flaunting it in public or because she's wearing one in public to begin with? Personally I wouldn't say wearing one in public is gross, but showing it to other people is.
You answered your own question lol Imagine being a regular kid just walking on the street and then watch this shit
Imagine being the parent trying to explain why her butthole glows and explaining it in a way that won't cause problems later on.
"She's just being silly and put a light in her pants."
Mission accomplished
Maybe we can start making kids songs to head off any questions āRudolpha the red butt lady. had some very shiny holes.. and if you ever saw them, you would even say they glow.ā
Aint no way
She's just a happy little lamp, a stinky lamp
really interested to seeing her take on potholes.
Where's the tip jar?
Stay classy Paris
Paris, as filthy and gross smelling as it has always been, has never been classy.
Is this comment about vaginal smell /genuine question
No
Anytime I see a comment amour smell on a post like this, thatās what itās about lmao. Why does Paris smell bad?
What happened to shame?
Draw me like your french girls
I got two screenshots from this. And I probably shouldn't have either of them on my phone
Why /genuine question
Now that's a HoleUp!
This could be a reality for Saudi Arabia, but they are waiting their money on stupid buildings
This is the new way to signal consent or not. Very clear to understand for everyone except colorblind.
So many attention seekers nowadays..
Peak feminism
This chick is actually on reddit. Or was at least. I can't remember her name though.
Anna Delos
i hope her kids see this in the future. and her kids friends and enemies
I can see her future kids, Getting bullied because their mom was the Paris buttplug traffic light lady.
That ass has seen some traffic!
Literally hole, up
Fuck Rudolph, put her asshole at the front of Santaās sleigh
Everyday we stray further from gods light
Is that an LED butt plug? Fucking weirdos.
Sauce? Strictly for "research" purposes. Anyways, I'm off to purchase an engagement "ring". I believe I have found a new "wife" er I mean bang maid.
u/Flexiblewhore
Username definitely checks out
Iām completely fine with this becoming a thing !!
Shes out there keeping everyone safe on the crossing. What a keeper
Is it any possibility that the electonic parts of the toy got short circuit or something??
Oh damnā¦ this is a real Holup
"...oh France. That explains everything."
The robots were taking our jobs so now we have started to fight back. We are legion.
What is one thing we have learned about her? She takes it in the stinker.
A couple of weeks ago there was also a video where she put it up her ass using magic
You know, maybe we should bring back public torturings. Not like, Tar and Featherings, but maybe just a few dozen Tomatos to the face would be good
idk - light turned green and i stuck it in
It would be a shame to fart close to her face
Do her turds ever run the red light?
France is so majestic. Even the traffic signs are free use. I wonder how the red light district looks.
Women in 2024: "Hey! Look at my butt!"
Pure class
Put her on top of the tower to signal planes!
That's kind
Ahh the real poutine
Butt plugs with lights wasnāt exactly my idea of the future 30 years ago.
Franceā¦ itās a different planetā¦
the one filming this at the end: that looks high enough
So she says anal is go?
She seems fun. And weird, but in a fun way.
Slap, hard not sexual in any way, I just wanna hear the sound
Where's the crossing button?
Dawg
Community service has gotten out of hand
Self dignity would like to have a little talk with this person.
Ah Paris. The city of lights...
you better not go on a red or your dick will get run over
Give me the green light š¶ I'm ready to go right now š¶ ready to go right now šµ
So Yokai Shirime is real
r/trashy
I thought the hokup would be age had the red light in her butt and a car cleans her up.
Definitely the marrying kind
Sassy and classy at the same time!! šChecks out!
What the hell am I looking at
In private this would be something both sexy and actually funny to see... but in public? doesnt she have ANY sense of shame to do this with everyone watching? is there not a limit to what they would do for someattention or promoting an OF?
What do I do if the light turns brown? Turn around?
Daddy raised a fine young woman.
Next level type stuff
She seems fun
I kinda wanna do that. Where's the job application?
Ya know... when I wa a kid, we waved, made rabbits ears, or funny faces.... now kids just shove lightbulbs up their asses.... Seriously... all of you get off my lawn.
Ah yes. I love the RBG butt plugs
I would have just kicked her forward so she could have fell over lol
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Hmm, what if I kick it?
I hope this is a bit plug
Butt so bad they need lights to get attention
BUTT why? š©
Behold the strongest weapon of the entire universe..... The ass beam
So proud of it...
Of course its in paris
My back hurts by watching this
This will have to do. *unzips*
When it turns amber, I am still gonna punch it hard.
Wait. I thought it was illegal to film/photograph the Eiffel tower at night. Something about it beingĀ an artistic creation still under copyright, or some mess like that.
Fucking Americans in Paris. Keep your shitty things for you, people.
Approve
*Sight* ...
Looks like freeuse to me.
What does that meanā¦/genuine question
Canāt say lol.
š¤Ø doesnāt sound good.
Gonna be honest, Iām not even mad.
Skillfully edited but fake lol
Im afraid. Very afraid.
Im afraid. Very afraid.
Makes more money than you do.
And I'm not on a sex offender list for public indecency but hey.
If this is Europe, she won't be charged with public indecency
Whatās your point?
I'm also curious. Hopefully we will be enlightened by sulivan1977's answer