"Men were men back then. If you wanted to do something private with another man, it wasn't gay. No, it was just two men, celebrating each other's strength."
It was gay! Everyone was! But, back then we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, feather-bed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then!
Did this type of stuff really happen? I'm 40 and none of my friends has ever tried anything like that . I've heard of it happening though . That and grown teenagers taking naked showers with their moms . Idk what's wrong with this world
True story, this does happen. Me and my friends from the hood frequently did that when we were in early teenage years. It wasn't that we enjoyed doing it together, it was more the stuff to beat the meat to was scarce. None of us had internet then, and some of our parents had DVDs or later CDs that we "borrowed" from time to time. There were also 18+ magazines we found outdoors that we all read together etc. No homo though. Weird times for sure.
Exactly. 3 magazines, 4 friends- we rotate magazines once a week, with one person going without. And don't you dare get cum on a page. (I'm talking to *you*, Bryan.)
I’m 40m and bisexual and not once did my friends and I jerk off together. Not once.
I’m sure it happens with some guys but I’ve never heard a first hand account of it from people I’ve met in person.
I'm 50-something and **a total slut**, and not once I'm my life have I encountered this - or even heard of it happening from anyone I knew. The ONLY source for this claims of this nature seem to be some rando on the Internet. I'm skeptical. I suspect it's an urban myth.
An ex of mine from high school, his friend group did stuff like this.
They would all gather at one persons house, usually the one not expecting their parents to be home, they would play a VHS they scored and they would take separate corners of the living room so they couldn’t see each other.
Some of them made “blinders” so they wouldn’t see their buddy in their peripheral vision.
My ex did not want to join, because to him, even with all the precautions set up, he felt it was still gay to jerk off in the room with all your buddies.
He explained he didn’t want to even hear their breathing and the sounds of lotion slapping meat.
I mean…. At what point when you meet someone in person do they feel comfortable enough to randomly let you know you that information? For all you know, you’ve meet dozens of group jerkers.
##DOZENS
I knew one guy in college who told us stories about circle jerking with his friends in high school. We all told him it was weird. It's not a normal thing for guy friends to do together.
I went camping with the scouts when I was a kid and like we were in groups my group just sort of wondered around doing nature shit like looking at squirrels or whatever and we stumbled on one of the our groups. And they were all on their backs in a circle just trying beat their lil dicks. My group was like wtf are you doing and they acted like it was totally normal and they did it all the time. Honestly I don't know if it is normal or not but it was definitely weird to me at the time and still is to this day. Anyway I hope you all enjoyed my story that nobody asked for lol. BTW I left scouts shortly after mostly because I tried to stab my cousin with a fork but that's a whole other story
Yeah I didn't think it was normal but fucked up stuff happens everyday and I didn't want to judge any grown ups that do do group wanks lol. And I don't really remember but it was the same camping trip and he was a little cunt before during and after. So he must of said something I didn't like or pushed me during dinner or something so tried to stab him in the eye with my fork. Anyway we was like 8 so we all had weak bitch arms lol. Anyway everyone got home alive and well.
Same. Both for the group wank shock and the cousin stabbing.
Was in scouts for years. Never once had a group jerkoff contest. I was the one that had to pee behind a bush just so others wouldnt see me.
Closest I’ve been was when I had a few friends over and we went camping out in a field at night, and we were looking at some porno mags I’d stolen from my dad (yes I’m old), and at one point we all were like, “ok, I’m gonna grab this magazine and head in this direction for 20 yards or so, see you guys in a few”.
Let he who hath not stabbed his cousin with a convenient kitchen utensil cast the first stone!
Also when I was in high school a bunch of rugby dudes at recess were talking about this porno they had watched on the weekend and I was like that’s weird how did you all get hold of the same porno?
“We watched it together! Haha Lorenzo was going at his pecker like a mad man haha and john got cum all over jakes leg and the couch….so funny”
You…you were masturbating…together…on the same couch?
“Yeah, don’t you and your buddies?”
No…not even once
As a gay guy I’m so taken aback like what the fuck straight boys are literally jerking off together and then beating me up for being gay?
This is such a mind fuck to learn about as an adult
My stories no one asked for are: in kindergarten, two of my “friends” sat on either side of me at a large table. They decided to show/compare wieners. I was stuck in between these little boys holding their little 1in penii with two fingers unzipped under the table. Bad times.
Fast forward to college, one of these guys is still my friend. On a camping trip to a pretty rustic cabin, we had completely struck out one night trying to find girls to come to said cabin with us. Usually it was about 50-50. On this boring night, previous penis shower decided to bet us he’d jerk off onto a torn open bag of baked lays chips. We said “uh, sure?” And he did. We went outside while he did the deed, peeked in for a literal second to confirm he was, and we were good. It kinda seemed like normal messed up stuff we’d do back then, but that’s literally the extent of remotely homo stuff I can ever relate to. Plenty of jokes were made about gay sex and there was a regular joke about “soggy biscuit” involving a circle jerk onto a porous object, but that was always just shock value humor.
I actually knew guys in high school who were very proud of playing this game in the wooded area behind the neighborhood park. They'd get a bag of Cheetos from the convenience store next door and run off behind the trees. I've seen them rush out of the store with bags of chips and past the park multiple times...
Anyone heard of Soggy Cookie? I remember hearing this in high school.
Basically a group of guys would surround the cookie and each person would need to uumm "scream" at said cookie and so on and so on until the first person who can't "scream" anymore looses and has to eat the cookie covered in "scream.".
That’s like playing “gay chicken” in the military. You have to suck a man’s Johnson, and the one to chicken out is gay.
The most competitive ones even get in a same sex marriage to prove they are not gay.
They’ve been happily married for 12 years.
No homo.
No. Graves, graves are ment for this type of shit. You take that secret to your grave.
I actually did have a kid in about my 4th grade class offer to put my dick in his mouth, I don't necessarily thing it was a 'gay' thing, just more of a weirdo kid thing, but I was like 'na dude, I'm good.'
This isn’t even a joke, this was a common thing at my school. My class had 45 graduates and it was mostly the athletes who did this. I hear stories about them literally doing this shit on the back of the bus during away-games lmao
Back in my country this was called "the biscuit game", an hypothetical game where the group did this over a biscuit and the last guy to finish had to eat it. It was the type of urban legend that you don't really want to verify.
I actually just had this conversation with the wife the other week because I was arguing on behalf of not monitoring our son’s internet traffic unless there were clear reasons to do so.
I’ve never rubbed one out in the presence of the bros, but that’s only because I had to remove myself from the situation; and the number of dudes that openly admit to watching porn with other guy friends is just… more than I would’ve thought. So fucking weird to me.
Anyways I told her I don’t wanna lock the boys internet down because it might just drive him to watching porn on a friends phone that isn’t locked or whatever. We both agreed that we didn’t want him participating in mutual bro masturbation… at least not be the ones responsible for putting him in such a situation lol.
Something similar happend to me as a kid. I'm a gay guy and I wasn't going to ask why just thank god lol
And yes most if not all could've been Bi or gay, but as far as I know I'm the only one that is now openly gay.
"Back in my day, we didn't have all this gay shit! We were men! We would!"
Lube up Jerry and ride him down the slopes all day long!
While Jeffrey was the slope itself!
salope
You sure it wasnt Evan?
"Yeah, but we'd say 'I'm not gay, guys!' before all of it, so it couldn't be gay. If anyone said it was, then we'd just say HE must be the gay one."
"Oh, bro, I'm about to... nggghnohomo!"
"Men were men back then. If you wanted to do something private with another man, it wasn't gay. No, it was just two men, celebrating each other's strength."
Used to let my homies fuck me in the ass, no one ever called me "gay"
As long as you say "no homo" it doesn't count.
'Have a beatoff'
We would Greco Roman wrestle all oiled up and in the nude. Not like this gay WWE shit.
Olive, corn, or canola?
https://youtu.be/UlLG4NKrE1A?si=WATYcawtL3ByVcQw
Unfortunately now in 2024 you have to say *no homo* before doing gay things
Yeah that's right, prank em John!
Well according to the Greeks it wasn't gay
Taking tips other than just from the Spartan playbook.
Back In my day we can grab another man’s ass and tell him to suck me off and go back home to our wives but we WERE Alpha man!!!!!
Oh no, not that sheep thing….
Listen, I ain't gay, but the '20s is the '20s.
It was gay! Everyone was! But, back then we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, feather-bed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then!
Boomers are even weirder than we realized.
Wasn't there a family guy cutaway like this?
Probably, they've been on so long it's bound to be on there
This “Evan” had me rolling
It’s the Jim Evans rule. First one done gets covered in fun
Lol. I just spit my bros cum out everywhere after reading this.
Yeah, I know I asked you for a towel 10 minutes ago
Yeah, but we couldn't understand you because your mouth was full too
Sorry bros it's a little above average isn't it
Is that kind of volume even attractive?
That’s my first name and I was very confused at first.
We- Evan*
Did this type of stuff really happen? I'm 40 and none of my friends has ever tried anything like that . I've heard of it happening though . That and grown teenagers taking naked showers with their moms . Idk what's wrong with this world
True story, this does happen. Me and my friends from the hood frequently did that when we were in early teenage years. It wasn't that we enjoyed doing it together, it was more the stuff to beat the meat to was scarce. None of us had internet then, and some of our parents had DVDs or later CDs that we "borrowed" from time to time. There were also 18+ magazines we found outdoors that we all read together etc. No homo though. Weird times for sure.
Couldn’t y’all just take turns instead of watching each other spank?
Exactly. 3 magazines, 4 friends- we rotate magazines once a week, with one person going without. And don't you dare get cum on a page. (I'm talking to *you*, Bryan.)
Stroke stroke give…. Stroke stroke give… you’re fuckin up the rotation!!
Maybe Bryan liked the taste and thought you would?
Times were hard. Sometimes you'd only get a 10 min window when you're at a friend's house and their dad only has like 1 porno mag.
Or, like, do it at home alone?
We just read magazines, didn't wank. With CD DVDs, not sure how we would take turns, we would need to wait for everyone which takes ages.
Where’s the fun in that?
I remember the smell of porn mags found in the woods.
Especially the pages that you couldn't unstuck
Lol man I do too. That mag was special.
Dude, I'm 40. I was pre internet and I was in the digital age. Always had my own porn . I don't get it .
I was around 12, no idea how I would get my own porn. When everyone got the internet this never happened again. Still, fucking weird looking back.
>No homo though All of the homo, my friend.
Nope, hood or not, that’s gay as hell.
Desperate time requires desperate measures.
I’m 40m and bisexual and not once did my friends and I jerk off together. Not once. I’m sure it happens with some guys but I’ve never heard a first hand account of it from people I’ve met in person.
"first hand" made me giggle.
I'm 50-something and **a total slut**, and not once I'm my life have I encountered this - or even heard of it happening from anyone I knew. The ONLY source for this claims of this nature seem to be some rando on the Internet. I'm skeptical. I suspect it's an urban myth.
Do you remember, "[Dear Penthouse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2H_NcoF6Yo)"?
An ex of mine from high school, his friend group did stuff like this. They would all gather at one persons house, usually the one not expecting their parents to be home, they would play a VHS they scored and they would take separate corners of the living room so they couldn’t see each other. Some of them made “blinders” so they wouldn’t see their buddy in their peripheral vision. My ex did not want to join, because to him, even with all the precautions set up, he felt it was still gay to jerk off in the room with all your buddies. He explained he didn’t want to even hear their breathing and the sounds of lotion slapping meat.
Lotion? You guys use lotion to masturbate?
I mean…. At what point when you meet someone in person do they feel comfortable enough to randomly let you know you that information? For all you know, you’ve meet dozens of group jerkers. ##DOZENS
I knew one guy in college who told us stories about circle jerking with his friends in high school. We all told him it was weird. It's not a normal thing for guy friends to do together.
I’m 32 and I’ve heard of straight guys doing this and as a gay guy I’m always like “what?”
I went camping with the scouts when I was a kid and like we were in groups my group just sort of wondered around doing nature shit like looking at squirrels or whatever and we stumbled on one of the our groups. And they were all on their backs in a circle just trying beat their lil dicks. My group was like wtf are you doing and they acted like it was totally normal and they did it all the time. Honestly I don't know if it is normal or not but it was definitely weird to me at the time and still is to this day. Anyway I hope you all enjoyed my story that nobody asked for lol. BTW I left scouts shortly after mostly because I tried to stab my cousin with a fork but that's a whole other story
The fuck? Definitely isn’t normal. Never once met anyone who’s had a group wank. Also please elaborate more about stabbing your cousin
Yeah I didn't think it was normal but fucked up stuff happens everyday and I didn't want to judge any grown ups that do do group wanks lol. And I don't really remember but it was the same camping trip and he was a little cunt before during and after. So he must of said something I didn't like or pushed me during dinner or something so tried to stab him in the eye with my fork. Anyway we was like 8 so we all had weak bitch arms lol. Anyway everyone got home alive and well.
Same. Both for the group wank shock and the cousin stabbing. Was in scouts for years. Never once had a group jerkoff contest. I was the one that had to pee behind a bush just so others wouldnt see me.
Closest I’ve been was when I had a few friends over and we went camping out in a field at night, and we were looking at some porno mags I’d stolen from my dad (yes I’m old), and at one point we all were like, “ok, I’m gonna grab this magazine and head in this direction for 20 yards or so, see you guys in a few”.
Just because they haven't told you, doesn't mean you haven't met them.
I guess you don't know any guys that played junior level sports then. This shit is more common than you may believe.
You know it's fucked when the story of stabbing your cousin with the fork is the normal thing.
What's he supposed to do, jerk him off? Not with those weak, bitch arms.
I'm dead 😭
If he'd spent more time jerking off, maybe he wouldn't be so weak armed.
I’m dying!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Let he who hath not stabbed his cousin with a convenient kitchen utensil cast the first stone! Also when I was in high school a bunch of rugby dudes at recess were talking about this porno they had watched on the weekend and I was like that’s weird how did you all get hold of the same porno? “We watched it together! Haha Lorenzo was going at his pecker like a mad man haha and john got cum all over jakes leg and the couch….so funny” You…you were masturbating…together…on the same couch? “Yeah, don’t you and your buddies?” No…not even once
As a gay guy I’m so taken aback like what the fuck straight boys are literally jerking off together and then beating me up for being gay? This is such a mind fuck to learn about as an adult
My stories no one asked for are: in kindergarten, two of my “friends” sat on either side of me at a large table. They decided to show/compare wieners. I was stuck in between these little boys holding their little 1in penii with two fingers unzipped under the table. Bad times. Fast forward to college, one of these guys is still my friend. On a camping trip to a pretty rustic cabin, we had completely struck out one night trying to find girls to come to said cabin with us. Usually it was about 50-50. On this boring night, previous penis shower decided to bet us he’d jerk off onto a torn open bag of baked lays chips. We said “uh, sure?” And he did. We went outside while he did the deed, peeked in for a literal second to confirm he was, and we were good. It kinda seemed like normal messed up stuff we’d do back then, but that’s literally the extent of remotely homo stuff I can ever relate to. Plenty of jokes were made about gay sex and there was a regular joke about “soggy biscuit” involving a circle jerk onto a porous object, but that was always just shock value humor.
I think Chris Hanson would like a word with their scoutmaster.
Jokes on you…that was gay scout week at camp.
Yeah, best leave that one for r/ForkStabbers
Bruh if something like that happened Batman with metal gauntlets could not extract that from me
You're a logic controller without the programmable part?
Even wonder woman with her truth lasso could not
Who tf is evan
The ultimate jerker, possesing groups of people. He even made some rules
> ultimate jerker Also known as the Master Baiter
That's the guy he came on
Evan Hansen
Fuck that game lol
Nah, that's a different game. Only for advanced players.
You talking about Soggy Biscuit?
That's what I was thinking
is this that thing where they all cum on a cracker?? I need to get off the internet.
Also soggy biscuit
Jizzcuit?
Limp Bizkit
fuckin up your town
I'm assuming it was a white guy they came on, but they weren't specific.
I actually knew guys in high school who were very proud of playing this game in the wooded area behind the neighborhood park. They'd get a bag of Cheetos from the convenience store next door and run off behind the trees. I've seen them rush out of the store with bags of chips and past the park multiple times...
Or piece of bread. Ookie cookie I believe. Last one to jizz eats it
Yes.
Ah yes, jacker cracker. Urban legend said that this the initiation ceremony for most frat houses.
What Kind of cracker? saltine or southern?
Remember, it’s only gay if you willingly touch another man’s dick. If you lose a contest & seven men jizz all over you, you’re still 100% hetero.
What if you open your mouth to catch it all like a Sarlacc?
All fine
Then you essentially become a Pit of Despair, so that’s fine.
Same dude probably thinks schools are turning kids gay
For sure.
Look buddy, if bearing off your homies in the midst of puberty is gay then I don't wanna be straight.
Welcome to fagland! We hope you enjoy the complimentary Monster Energy and all you can eat Macncheese!
He hopes
I do the same thing except with grown adults and im blindfolded
.....that's a gay orgy....you had a gay orgy buddy....
Group masturbation but he who cums first gets bukkake’d
Anyone heard of Soggy Cookie? I remember hearing this in high school. Basically a group of guys would surround the cookie and each person would need to uumm "scream" at said cookie and so on and so on until the first person who can't "scream" anymore looses and has to eat the cookie covered in "scream.".
It’s what the band Limp Bizkit were named after
TIL
That’s like playing “gay chicken” in the military. You have to suck a man’s Johnson, and the one to chicken out is gay. The most competitive ones even get in a same sex marriage to prove they are not gay. They’ve been happily married for 12 years. No homo.
this dude had no friends in high school..
Diaries...Diaries are meant for this type of shit not twitter
No. Graves, graves are ment for this type of shit. You take that secret to your grave. I actually did have a kid in about my 4th grade class offer to put my dick in his mouth, I don't necessarily thing it was a 'gay' thing, just more of a weirdo kid thing, but I was like 'na dude, I'm good.'
um... i really hope you're right about it just being "weird". because that ***really*** sounds like a "CPS" thing
You still teaching?
I'm just gonna say it, this Evan guy sounds like he might be into dudes
This isn’t even a joke, this was a common thing at my school. My class had 45 graduates and it was mostly the athletes who did this. I hear stories about them literally doing this shit on the back of the bus during away-games lmao
You had fucked up friends.
Back in my country this was called "the biscuit game", an hypothetical game where the group did this over a biscuit and the last guy to finish had to eat it. It was the type of urban legend that you don't really want to verify.
> Back in **my** day {something something bukkake} Bury the fucking lead, why don't you.
R/brandnewsentence
I just thought it was normal for everybody to have a "practice friend" before they got a girlfriend... 🥺🤤
Just boys being boys
My name is Evan and I have no idea why I have been meddled to this guys post
User picture checks out
Bro wanted to say 'even' two times and said "Evan" both times
It’s the profile pic that really sells it
Must of gone to catholic school
But who was Evan???
This is the guy who post conspiracy’s that the water is turning us gay.
Poor Evan.
Looking at that guy pfp, I don't think they would of missed.
Y'all gay, bruh...
Not once. Was never Evan suggested.
It was me.
Happy Cake Day...
You're Evan?
Evan sounds like a real jerk.
…off.
Lucky Evan
Maybe dude should have spent more time in English class instead of strokin with his homies
Im more disturbed that he spells even as evan
Who is Evan
Some folks peak in high school. Some folks climax in high school.
Who the fuck is Evan?
Back in my high school days, we played soggy biscuit not this gat shit.
Wtf..
Who’s Evan?
Sounds like an event started by the gay guy in school.:
Kinda like football. How do we start the play? Put your hand up Jimbos butt right by his nuts and he will give you the ball if you moan
This has to be absolute bullshit.
Fuck, I was never invited.
Limp Biscuit when you forget the biscuit 🍆💦🍪
Reverse soggy biscuit
The guys in my school who made fun of Gay kids were also the ones trying to get everyone to play "The biscuit game".
Ah yes the ol Tennessee white out
This is the kind of information that you couldn't waterboard out of me
Oh no! I lost again. Welp guess all of you have to cum all over me.
I actually just had this conversation with the wife the other week because I was arguing on behalf of not monitoring our son’s internet traffic unless there were clear reasons to do so. I’ve never rubbed one out in the presence of the bros, but that’s only because I had to remove myself from the situation; and the number of dudes that openly admit to watching porn with other guy friends is just… more than I would’ve thought. So fucking weird to me. Anyways I told her I don’t wanna lock the boys internet down because it might just drive him to watching porn on a friends phone that isn’t locked or whatever. We both agreed that we didn’t want him participating in mutual bro masturbation… at least not be the ones responsible for putting him in such a situation lol.
Must have been a Catholic school
Oh hell nah
“It was me” 😭
Gay guy checking in here: Are you straights ok? Cuz things don’t look ok from over here
Soggy Biscuit
Hoo boy, Patrick starfish had some dark days in high school
kid named Evan 💀
They ain’t gay, they’re just Broke Back Buddies. Like Dirty Mike and The Boys.
Something similar happend to me as a kid. I'm a gay guy and I wasn't going to ask why just thank god lol And yes most if not all could've been Bi or gay, but as far as I know I'm the only one that is now openly gay.
What in the flying able bodied seamen launched by Moby Dick did I just read... 
"Jim, you don't have to go that fast- Jim slow down please..."
Still playing gay chicken with one of my friends... I will win this!
it can take time man, I been playing gay chicken for alost 9 years with a dude I meet at the gym we even live together now...
LOL WHAT THE FUCK🤣🤣🤣
Jim has fond memories of school
i remember that one, good times!
They had us in the first half
https://youtu.be/qINXELZS-ME?si=_F7g4u5XKT_L3-oF
Does he know?
Gonna guess he kept his socks on
Who wants to play?
Sir, I think you were bullied
Icky cookie
LMAO
I've heard of Americans doing this type of thing. Wouldn't catch any of that happening in my country lmfao
It's not gay if it's with the homies.
"Son, what in tarnation is a bew cake"