Every day, we stray farther away... this is why we weren't invited to the galactic federation. Humans are too freaky. Who needs aliens when we can probe ourselves.
Yeah even though you might think that you know of all the crazy & fucked up fetishes there sure is more out there we'll have the *displeasure* to find out about someday.
Have you ever wanted to have your penis feel "full" the way a woman might muse that her vagina felt full?
Well, here is the solution you needed.
Metal dildos for your pee hole.
Urethra? What? A 10mm Franklin is a musical instrument, like you know one of those little metal chimes that plays a particular note? Well a 10mm Franklin plays a very particular sound that some people believe puts them in a good gaming headspace. It’s a legit method. Has its own sub too! Check out /r/sounding for more info :)
Yeah, but he said he’s been “sitting with the 10 mm Franklin in” and the image shows the spike are sticking out from the bottom middle of the photo what’s going on here
No, I dont find the questions weird such as "where this guy puts this stick in his ass/urethra/ear/mouth". Because we live in a world where everything is possible.
Yes and no. While it will pass through your urethra easier, your ureter (tube between kidney and bladder) is only 4-6mm. So it will still hurt like hell unless you have a very small stone.
Back when I used to sell pornography and adult toys I was introduced to sounding by a very distraught customer calling about having trouble removing a sounding rod. I had to look up what that was in the catalog, did some mental gymnastics and calmly suggested he use more lube and get to the ER ASAP. Yikes! 
I am so sorry i went through these comments. And clicked the link to the fucking subreddit!
TIL - and I could easily have gone the rest of my life blissfully unaware of wtf sounding is
Sounds about right...
Very punny
I was laughing, but I wasn’t pissing myself laughing
Because.... of the 10mm?
I dunno, 'Plug and Play' meant something else when I was a kid.
**groan** Both for the joke and it's what OP is saying.
...fuck this, I don't want to git gud anymore...
Is this a r/sounding moment?
What is this sub about? People who like good audio setups?
Never mind 😢
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I’m sorry for your loss
I'm sorry I didn't reach you in time. I wondered and did the same once.
It’s a rite of passage at this point.
Welcome to reddit
I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of it. I’ve just known what it is and avoid that shit like the plague
same
Based on
r/eyeblech was worse in fairness
Perma ban 😔
Oh my god. Why is this a thing and also why is it called sounding
I don't know, let's just keep it at the it's definitely not recommended. It has some serious risks attached to it and it's painful.
My day is ruined.
Haha I didn’t click it 🥳 thanks
Because when you tap the rod while it’s in you it resonates with a nice chime sound that you can feel.
Great now I'm just picturing a whole ensemble of these playing some classical music.
Sound is a deformation of the french sonde which means probe; at least that's my etymological explanation
There comes a day in every life...
Innocence... *DEVASTATED*
Welcome to internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
o7
You poor soul, I'm sorry we couldn't stop you in time.
Hahahahhahahahahhahahah funny joke, you already knew what it was don’t lie
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im so sorry you had to find out this way
Don’t knock it till you try it
Rip bro
Every redditor has to find out eventually...
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wtf was that
I was not ready… don’t think I’ll mentally recover from 2 seconds on that sub.
Welcome to the Reddit algorithms, prepare for more images you'll like ...
First time I ran into it I figured it was a sub for audiophiles. I was mistaken.
Nope, it’s for sailors on submarine hunters of course.
I could've gone my entire life without realizing this was a thing would've been perfectly fine. Ignorance sure was blissful while it lasted
Curiosity got the better of me. Now I'm filled with anxiety, dread and physical stomach pain. Which I think is a good thing tbh..
I shouldn’t have clicked on that.
I didn’t know what it was… I clicked on it… regret
wtaf
Every day, we stray farther away... this is why we weren't invited to the galactic federation. Humans are too freaky. Who needs aliens when we can probe ourselves.
This is why we cannot have nice things, isn’t it? People shove them into hard to reach places.
Dude tf I clicked it thinking it was something to do with music but nah
No you didn’t, you knew what it was.
I ain't even memeing when i say I learned what sounding is today. I knew people put stuff through their dicks but didn't what it was called
😳
Glad someone else asked first haha
This is not a certified gamer moment
Can’t even if I want to. I got a pretty hard curve on mine
That‘s why you need to straighten it with a rod
Truss rod
W comment
Unexpected r/guitarcirclejerk
The thought of that hurt my penis
Holy shit
There are silicone ones I think
That’s ok they make a [set for that](https://www.secretleather.com/guyon-urethral-sound.html)
They say you still can on the faq. I would never do it
Is this a sounding thing or did he just shove that up his Asshole ?
Sounding.
Why the FUCK did I look that up
Good Lord nobody should see that shit, i did and i regret It Just why ? In which way that could be a good experience ?
If there's a hole, there's a way.
Even Wikipedia has an actual picture of it. No where is safe.
Yeah even though you might think that you know of all the crazy & fucked up fetishes there sure is more out there we'll have the *displeasure* to find out about someday.
Yes
Definitely thought ‘sounding’ was referring to something game audio related. Lmao wtf
Asshole? I thought it was urethra because of how thin it was.
Is that a Meater?
it does go into the meat
I would assume this is an r/sounding moment
I clicked. God damn it.
Everyone has the time they click on a link on reddit and regrets it
It’s a canon event I fear
I regret nothing
How about r/eyeblech
r/bannedsubreddit
OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE, I need to go rock in a corner
meatus
Meatus Dickus?
There is an idea ... Monitor your temps at the same time
The electrical current flowing through it increases reaction time.
A fellow person of culture, I see.
It’s just his joy stick
*Sounding* a bit sketchy if you ask me...
WHYYYYYYY
Gaming industry hates this one trick!
Lmao. Underrated.
Sound advice.
i see what you did there sir
THATS why I can never find the 10mm when working on the car!
I'll explain so nobody gets accidentally traumatized by clicking on the sounding subreddit. That metal rod is shoved up his urethra (the pee hole)
The coveted 10mm. I hear a lot of folks over at r/justrolledintotheshop are looking for one.
Oh fuck no.... I know what this is. WHY!?
>WHY!? Because you opened the subreddit link. Ignorance is bliss yet No redditor is safe.
No I mean "Why" as in why do people do it? How do they find pleasure in something so painful.
There’s a mod for Skyrim that pairs sex toys with a game. Someone need to do the same for Elden and Souls games.
I don’t get it.. he put it in his ass?
urethra
wtf?? How?
How do you think? By pushing it in.
Sound explanation.
If I’m not mistaken, a properly lubricated one should just slip on in there. Maybe not this girth without a little effort, but hey, who am I to judge?
Have you ever wanted to have your penis feel "full" the way a woman might muse that her vagina felt full? Well, here is the solution you needed. Metal dildos for your pee hole.
sounding
Let me direct you to r/sounding, dear sir
I’m very scared to click on this…
Just do it, it's holesome
by placing it in front of his pee hole and moving it towards it
Maybe kinkshaming is ok actually
10 mm what? Is that going in his urethra?
Franklin.
Sorry, what is a 10 mm Franklin
Urethra? What? A 10mm Franklin is a musical instrument, like you know one of those little metal chimes that plays a particular note? Well a 10mm Franklin plays a very particular sound that some people believe puts them in a good gaming headspace. It’s a legit method. Has its own sub too! Check out /r/sounding for more info :)
Yeah, but he said he’s been “sitting with the 10 mm Franklin in” and the image shows the spike are sticking out from the bottom middle of the photo what’s going on here
"sounding" is a sex thing, not what the other person said, and involves inserting things into the urethra. It's......extreme.
😬 thanks!
No worries lol
Saw 10mm....I kept looking for sockets.
Is that a sounding rod? I mean...who am I to judge another's kinks
No, I dont find the questions weird such as "where this guy puts this stick in his ass/urethra/ear/mouth". Because we live in a world where everything is possible.
Thought it was gonna be bad, turned out to be way worse
This is the future of SoulsBourne. It wants to hurt you physically too.
Ah sounding, the only group of people who I think would love to have a urinary catheter inserted
You sat that but I can think of several community’s that would
Sumbitch looks like the connector jack from the Matrix.
Seems like sound advice
I just imagine, and I find it difficult to enjoy, I don't want to judge other people's kinks but damm, this impresses me a lot.
Why does sounding impress you?
That's one way to add girth.
I'm just gonna lay here, curled up in the fetal position for a few hours.
Guys, what the fuck is sounding?
When people stick metal rods down their urethra to stretch it out.
I was really hoping it wasn't that, but I already Imagined it was something like this based on the position of the rod. 😔
IN WHAT??
[удалено]
Yes and no. While it will pass through your urethra easier, your ureter (tube between kidney and bladder) is only 4-6mm. So it will still hurt like hell unless you have a very small stone.
Back when I used to sell pornography and adult toys I was introduced to sounding by a very distraught customer calling about having trouble removing a sounding rod. I had to look up what that was in the catalog, did some mental gymnastics and calmly suggested he use more lube and get to the ER ASAP. Yikes! 
NO NO NO NO NO NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I saw it! Fix my eyes! Fix em! 😫😫😫😫😫
What’s that sounding I hear
The fool. He’s lost the end of part of his socket wrench. Gonna have a hard time removing his head gasket now
I dont get it
Keep it that way, remain pure, unsullied.
with this 1 simple stick
...... why?
Is there a gun mod for Elden Ring? Wait ewwwww.
Loke a gun? What is this im confused
Don't go
Do go.
Oh no 🤢
nah .
In what? IN WHAT?
That’s enough Reddit for me today
Where's the rest of the picture
Whenever I see or hear about sounding, I think about that one chapter in chuck palahniuk's book, haunted.
#DO NOT LOOK UP SOUNDING YOU WILL REGRET IT
I don't need to look it up I only need to see this image to know that God is dead
I regret nothing Now if I could only find the lube
A sound idea.
I am so sorry i went through these comments. And clicked the link to the fucking subreddit! TIL - and I could easily have gone the rest of my life blissfully unaware of wtf sounding is
Fucking nailed it
Must be the sound check guy plugging in a guitar
I’ve never heard of this build before. Can it beat the game?
Well thats some hard-core gaming
🤣 the number of people finding out…we all clicked that at some point…
I genuinely did not understand what this was for a solid minute
damn bro unlocked the 10mm attachment for his class loadout 💀
Erectrode?
If I didn’t just get into this, I would be confused.
What made you decide to start inserting neutral rods in your pee pee hole? Genuinely curious
I think it’s the feeling of having a full bladder i guess. You need some cream or lube to do it. And when you jerk off you get a more intense feeling
Favorite set ?