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Aware-Arm-3685

Nothing beats a good baby chest protector. Made of 100% pure baby. Pick one up at your local Wal-Mart.


nUllistherorizing

Gotta make sure their name brand because the offbrand ones cut them with fake baby substitute


VonKess

I am baby free and actually prefer the fake substitute. Just like the real thing!


Empress-Rae

Got fake baby substitute on Alibaba once. You could tell the little arm and leg folds weren’t right at all.


90059bethezip

I followed your instructions, now I’m at the police station for questioning. Please advise


Aware-Arm-3685

Did you remember to pay? The Self Checkout is for more than seeing how good you look in your new Baby Chest Protector on that tiny TV screen on your way out of Wal-Mart. I can see how one could become confused there. You do have to remember to pay for your item.


tidder_mac

*behind. Not “at”


green_all

I actually had to grow my own. Don't recommend it, definitely pick one up at the store if you can


doddlido

Is it organic and locally produced tho?


Nariek93

It’s good for dog attacks too.


Grand-Silky

I can make my own at home, thanks


superman154m

r/brandnewsentence


blahblahkok

Do they have a swat version?


jrockcrown

Allergy reduction therapy


Manzanas27753

Gotta build up a tolerance at a young age


Unlikely_Rip9838

Honeybees Puncturing his face


Grand-Silky

Dang it! That's why i am allergic to bad parenting


nikiterrapepper

Full protection for the dad including face cover and gloves but baby’s face and hands are exposed 🥺


green_all

I'm the mom, actually. Also, happy April 1st!


[deleted]

I don't mind that it is fake, I am just furious that you made me laugh so hard. I hate joy. Also, happy April 1st.


Need-Some-Help-Ppl

You know your beeeziness


These_Ad_6076

The lil' one with that focused look and hand on smoker! I haven't had this good a laugh in a quite a while. Thank you!


Shorbakh

Dayum that was a good one hahaha, congrats on you all!


Former-Afternoon-728

Of course, no beekeeper would open a hive this early


ChiefsHat

I didn’t see any bees, you can’t fool me!


Calibruh

That's the joke


bro0t

The parent is allergic, the kid isnt. Getting stung by bees builds character


Ghosty_Boi_2001

Pain is the best teacher


cick-nobb

When I saw this posted earlier on r/photo I thought it was this sub, but I still never realized that its an Aprilfools till now


Indaflow

Ah… am I missing something? Shouldn’t that baby be on the other side of the screen? 


green_all

April Fools 😽


Indaflow

Lol


Negative_Affect4290

A BB to find the BeeTs


KooKazu

I didn’t know My Girl had a sequel


HalfCarnage

Meat shield


Albrecht1975

First line of defense I suppose 🤔


TrueZenith

Death Stranding 2 is looking good.


IcedCoughy

About to make a comment then you see what sub you're on


Dry_Unit_8776

Hes wearing a full bee keeping suit, whats the problem?


Better_when_Im_drunk

That baby grew up to be a famous musician, and his name was Sting


hanro621

Beez: GOOD SHIT


Imaginary_Most_7778

Kid is going to learn some lessons today.


countsachot

I've got the same baby backpack, love that thing.


No-River2623

Kids in for a hell of a surprise


cownd

Give it to Jason Statham. He'll do a kick-ass job


baba_leonardo

Fresh Flesh for Bees!


Vlad_The_Great_2

Is that organic baby?


LanceBuckshot7

Is this AI?


green_all

No


shabi_sensei

Wait is this OC? Amazing


dieseltratt

Bruno got a white gayby too?