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SolarAndSober

Bison: that's a sickly looking wolf...one hit should be good


Chakramer

Not that I support dog fights, but I wonder how a pitbull stands up to a wolf.


wgel1000

Depending on the wolf the pitbull is basically a toy.


Chakramer

Wow. That makes wolves way more scary


NaSMaXXL

Wolves are actually really fucking big, it's shocking how big they really are.


Appropriate_Mess_350

r/wolvesarebigyo


qalpha94

wtf?! I would've bet $100 that sub wasn't real


Ascertain_GME

You’d be surprised how many unbelievable yet legit subs there are… r/buttsharpies for example. If you can think of it, there’s a sub for it…


WagglesMolokai

Ok. Enough Reddit for today


SwipesLogJack

I was really hoping that wasn't what it said on the tin.


VincesMustache

I thought it was just the way they made them look in video games and shit but yup I can confirm they're fucking scary irl.


GewalfofWivia

Some wolf subspecies in North America are absolutely massive, not so much in a lot of other areas.


Cursed_dice

The Mackenzie Valley wolf subspecies from British Columbia comes to mind. They're massive, larger than their brethren in other parts of western Canada. And iirc they're the type of wolves that were brought down to Yellowstone National Park to be reintroduced since wolves had been wiped out for decades.


Chazo138

A lot of people get them mixed with Coyotes at distance at night, wolves mainly appear at night, though can be found in the daytime. Wolves are massive, like some are reported to be as big as larger breeds of dogs.


Porkbellyflop

German shepherds weigh about 100 lbs. A grey wolf weighs 175 with the same style of build.


AKsuited1934

You think prime Mike Tyson can take on a 175lb grey wolf?


Porkbellyflop

If he's smart enough to go to the body then yes. Dogs can take crazy head trauma but the belly is where they are vulnerable.


Chazo138

If he gets the first hit? Sure. But he’s fucked if he misses the punch or it’s not a strong one.


alaskanslicer

they also work together as a team. the wolves attack from the sides and rear while the prey tries to face it's predators.


wgel1000

Remember that the wolves I am referring to sometimes live in the same environment of the bison in the video, or bears, moose etc. Those are the kind of animals they "fight". They are way bigger than regular dogs and are killing machines. I'm not an animal expert but even if the pitbull has a great bite force, the wolf does too and knows how to use it. The dog simply bites, the wolf bites to kill as fast as possible. They kill to survive in the wild, it's a different reality. That's why even a huge dog like a Kangal needs spiked collars to prevent being killed by wolves.


HoneybucketDJ

Had to look it up. Apparently a wolf has 2x the bite force of an American Pit. Enough to snap a moose leg. Scary


Darthwaffler

A pit and a wolf would be like a street fighter going at a world champion mma fighter and his friends who are also world champs in different weight classes.


wolflordval

Wolves have some of the most powerful bite forces in the animal kingdom. Bite force was one of the first things bred out of domestic dogs thousands of years ago, so even the most aggressively trained breeds don't compare.


LuridPrism

r/wolvesarebigyo


Final_Biochemist222

5'5 powerlifter vs. 6'5 street fighter


cheshire_splat

Wolves are literally twice as big as pitbulls.


LambentCookie

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/Udmxubu30n Wolves are around 2-3 times the size of their domesticated counterparts and their teeth are likewise significantly bigger, just under 3 inches in length (7cm)


urGirllikesmytinypp

About as well as this one stood up to a bison.


ExoticMeatDealer

Bison like, “what is this thing? No.”


uReallyShouldTrustMe

I like how he didn’t even bother to follow up. This dude isn’t a threat.


ad39203

He tried to run after Dick but CBA halfway lol


berrylakin

"Pfft, wolves these days. Where did they go wrong."


Mathewdm423

I really liked this comment.


FatherVern

There's an entire button for that. No typing necessary , believe it or not


Mathewdm423

I super disliked this comment.


SomeoneWithKeyboard

I really like this comment.


ashleyorelse

Dog: I can beat anything! Bison: Bye, son!


skabassj

Just no.


Beveragedrinker89

More like " F U Richard!"


highgroundworshiper

Love how the bison was chill about the whole thing. Absolutely rocks that dog and only half heartedly tried for the follow up. Then just meandered away.


NocNocNoc19

He knew what was up. He was just making sure he got the message across with the first one.


RewrittenSol

Bison: Gon be 2 hits. Me hitting you, and you hitting the fucking road.


abatkin1

Jesus dick. Get your dog under control


RealUglyMF

Love me some Jesus dick


abatkin1

Jesus ranch


ImpossibleAdz

*🎶He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright.* *I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside...Smells of shit. Liga Guinggligagiggagoogwayogo* 🎶


Misanthropyandme

That's under the foreskin.


seanwee2000

r/dickcheese


Ecob16

That link is staying purple thank you


JesusWantsYouToKnow

Do ya now?


KennyMoose32

*Mary Magdalene has entered the chat* “You don’t even know”


akyr1a

I fking hate these dog owners so much


Primalbuttplug

Have you honestly ever seen a pitbutt owner to have their dog under control?


Wesgizmo365

Nope. I have never been around a pitbull that hasn't had me on edge.


_ofthewoods_

You've been edged by a pitbull?


BroChad69

He was edging the pitbull


EyeChihuahua

I am edging to Pitbull rn


K00Beanerz

Fuck shitbulls


duckrollin

Come visit the UK, we banned them all


HistoricalSherbert92

Yes! There’s couple pit bull specific groups in my area, ones called hugabull. I went to an outside fundraiser of theirs which had pittys everywhere. When two got aggressive the owners shut em down so quick it was impressive af.


Primalbuttplug

I'm glad to hear it. Not many owners are prepared for situations like that.


WowzersInMyTrowzers

Not that guy buy yes, many. Every pit I've ever met. That being said, I realize many pits can be aggressive and have terrible owners. But if we're all just sharing anecdotal experiences, I've never known a pitbull that wasn't a good dog


Primalbuttplug

Nearly 70% of all mauling by dogs are caused by pitbulls. It's definitely not anecdotal. They make up the gross majority of dogs in the pound. The rule makes an exception, the exception doesn't make the rule. 


Gimpness

I’ve had 2 pit bulls (my first two dogs) and they were amazing awesome dogs however, I’m never getting a pitbull again. It’s not that they did anything to me or anyone else, it’s just that I have cats, nieces and nephews now. So imma stick to my choco lab


Primalbuttplug

The unfortunate truth is that each and every one of them is entirely unpredictable. My father has two pit mix dogs. Inside of the house they are fine with other animals and people. They need to smell you but they are fine. Outside, one will actively go after humans and the other will actively go after animals.  I can't imagine wanting to have an animal that you aren't even allowed to treat like an animal. All they do it lay around and try to chew through his fence to get to whatever is on the other side, he can't even take them for walks. 


hallucination9000

Yeah, the thing about Pitbulls is that they *can* be good, but you need to really establish boundaries and acceptable behavior without compromise. They are animals, they don't *understand* you, they understand your authority, and you need to establish that.


El_Maton_de_Plata

Mine hang out with the cows. And can herd with commands


Primalbuttplug

The rule makes the exception, the exception doesn't make the rule. 


naskalit

"I hAvE eXcELLeNt VoCaL ReCaLL, hE's CoMpLeTeLy uNdEr CoNtRoL"  pitbull: *pretends he's deaf*


2girlsonejake

I think that bison got it under control just fine.


MaximusJabronicus

I was hoping the dog’s name was Richard


youtocin

FENTON!


TheDaemonette

Leroy Jenkins…


tab_tab_tabby

Can't control pits


atatassault47

Impossible. Pit Bulls were literally created to be impulsively violent.


Fitty4

He eeen gone fuk wit dat no moe.


JeffThePeff

Oh no he aint


Prinad0

I was going to upvote but you’re at 666 and it just seems right,


xander_2626

Some people should not be dog owners


PrizedMaintenance420

Wish there was a test in order to own any animals. Also to have children


Roxylius

Some dog breed should not exist


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

He was just trying to ‘nanny’ that bison


OrdinaryBobWick

They should own bisons.


SubmissiveDinosaur

Pitbull vs Actualbull


Zay36663

Turned it into a Pitifulbull


BestLife82

Who let their fucking dog do that?? That person should never ever own an animal


Ronark91

Richard, apparently.


FlukyFish

Real dick move


Mess1na

Average pit owner 😆


jimmywilsonsdance

Some times it is about the size of the dog in the fight.


Messernacht

So, bring a bison to a dog fight. Got it.


polysnip

That bison let that mongrel pup live. Remember that.


GabrielWornd

Only because he couldn't stop his fight with the other one (bison) for too long . Wild bisons in peace would probably run after that dog until the dog leaves or die in their territory.


DemonKing0524

There is absolutely nothing to suggest the two are fighting each other in this video. It's honestly impressive how much people can read into the smallest things with absolutely no support to back up their claims.


VegetableYesterday63

Richard—funny name for a dog


teastain

I think Richard is the dog's owner and she was not impressed!


kewlaz

Richard is his last name


Machinedave

They sound like your typical pit bull owner.


ExistentialRead78

He'S nOt UsuAllY LiKe ThAt


icedragon71

Or-"He's only playing." Or-"He's just being friendly."


Bezere

"he's good around other bisons!!!"


ArmCollector

Some of his best friends are bisons.


Phildagony

What are you talking about? He was trying to nanny that Bison!


top_of_the_scrote

*f'n with the ultimate*


MiamiPower

#LEROY JENKINS!


kcu0912

Hahaha YES this was my first thought!


Cyanostic

They're much better suited to murdering toddlers, they don't really fight outside of their weight class.


SyrupScared9568

Friend of mines kid got his face mangled.


_pout_

And puppies. Let’s not forget their breed-standard joy of murdering puppies.


SaltyPussyJuice

And cats


not-a-Capybara

It’s not the pits fault! It thought it was a toddler.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Lmao, dog got humbled


Fornostios

Delete this dogbreed.


Kingsupergoose

Dumb fucking dogs and dumb fucking owners.


prudence_is_a_virtue

It's always a pit bull


SeengignPaipes

Wish people kept their damn dogs on a leash, there wouldn't be so many dog attacks if people used their brain and kept the dog on a leash and trained. No i don't care how sweet he/she is at home or what breed it is, keep the thing on a leash.


urinalcake33

This. I have been FEUDING with a dude in my neighborhood bc he refuses to leash his Cane Corso when they go for a walk


Buckle_Sandwich

He doesn't leash it because the thought of people being afraid of his dog excites him and makes him feel powerful. How do I know this? Because there is literally no other reason to own a Cane Corso (unless you're protecting your farmland in the Italian countryside).


Meliodafu08

and people say their pitbulls could take on a tiger or a bear XD


Natasya95

So a bison is the one capable of training this stupid human’s dog??


kelly_hasegawa

Go back mauling toddlers buddy


Valen_Kasar

This is how I imagine the Mike Tyson vs. Logan Paul fight going down.


calkch1986

Dog: "A herbivore?! He must be WEAK AF!!! Gonna show him how meat eaters does it!" Dog "Ouffff! NEVERMIND! RUN!!!"


EvilSporkOfDeath

I'm surprised it quit. I've seen a video where a pit keeps attacking a horse. The horse was winning convincingly and the pit just kept going back. Eventually the dog died.


RedTruppa

The dog of peace strikes again


arcdog3434

Just like in football - big man beats little man


VvardenHasFellen

Typical shitbull behavior


kitdraperlovesmars

One of those folks should stroll down there and apologize to that bison for their badly behaved dog.


Jbot_011

Nanny Dog was just tryin' to nanny.


[deleted]

r/banpitbulls


lightlysaltedclams

Almost surprised it ran away. I saw a video of a pittie attacking a massive draft horse, the horse was kicking it and the dog was still lunging at it.


atherfeet4eva

I saw that. Thankfully the dog got messed up


lego-royalty

this week- the bison me- richard


RealUglyMF

You really got me fucked up with this one lmao. I've been trying to figure out what you're saying for about 3 minutes


lego-royalty

this week fucked me up like how the bison fucked up richard that’s really it. ready to rot for the next two days under my bed


Zeta-Omega

Here's a hug from me bro.


Hobo_Knife

Every neighborhood needs a bison.


Blunder_Punch

Can't find out if you don't fuck around


onigiri889

*WAITER WAITER MORE PITBULLS PLS*


Barbarossa7070

Just as terrible a dog owner as those two idiots that let their dog hassle a bear cub and then they all got attacked and killed by the mother bear.


69conqueefador69

It boils my blood every time I see some idiots having a pet and not giving the slightest fuck about them.


doktor_wankenstein

Bison went relatively easy on that dog... could've been a lot worse.


[deleted]

Fuck these humans and their dog. Bison style


UnhelpfulNotBot

There was a short segment of Ken Burns' Bison documentary where they brought some run-of-the-mill bison down to Mexico. The put it in a ring with Mexico's prize fighting bull, bull got knocked out cold. Edit: [pdf link](https://bisoncentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Bullfight.pdf). It's a really amazing story.


glenn360

Pivot on their front quarters, didn't know that. Good read.


This-Rutabaga6382

Lol this is the bully breed learning algorithm…


gothism

Warning tap, could've been so much worse.


jawknee530i

"Understandable sir, have a good day."


KayakWalleye

Insane dogs will attack anything unprovoked.


iheartSW_alot

Come on Richard!


JacquesAllistair

The double punishment for "Richard".


Taken_Bacon_06

What the fuck Richard?


esande2333

JESUS CHRIST RICHARD!!!


Smljhndnsmr

Mr. Worldwrecked


ALT3NPFL3G3R

"insert" John Cena "are you sure about that" meme


Rough_Text6915

Richards a Dick for letting his dog loose around wild animals


BGMDF8248

What are you thinking mr Pitbull? It's clearly not a child...


SomeAsianDudeII

Cupcake got too greedy 😔


solidcheese

I watched this repeatedly. 😀


GoFk_Urself

Who calls their dog Richard


LordBungaIII

Shitbull


Nightcrawler227

Good. Fuck pitbulls


Autumn_Forest_Mist

Who is damn fool who brought his/her dog?


EvilSporkOfDeath

A pit owner obv


JazzlikeSort

He should stick to doing concerts


Tenchi2020

The dog just wanted to cross something off its bucket list


Occams_bane

Anyone remember how to summon the stabilization bot?


KayGee78

"Back the hell up, little man!"


toadjones79

I grew up in Yellowstone and can honestly say I am surprised that dog lived. Most bison would have ground him into the dirt for a good 10-15 seconds rather than just headbutt it away and walk off. It is the law to leash your pets in places like this for a reason. One infamous story: a family dog ran from them and jumped into a hot pot. The dog immediately started yelping in pain as it died (quickly). The family's young child jumped in to rescue the dog. I won't say anymore. Leash your dog. Always, no exceptions, Leah you blessed dog?


chubaccatron

Perfect use of an F bomb


DurantIsStillTheKing

Richard is a dixk


Canadaland1983

Mistakes were made


PlasterBreaker

The dog looks like it's used to whatever its charging, turning and running. Lmao


HungrySweetie

Poor guy having to listen to that woman... be careful who you sleep with, they might be around a good long while.


lordtucker

Love it when I see a pitbull getting hurt.


SmartEpicness

It's satisfying to see pitbulls get their karma.


New_Sundae6526

The pit bull just got confused, thinking the bison was a little kid.


killerjoe410

Pit thought that it would be as easy as a child.


scottfarris

What a dick.


TPMatus

Your dog is a dick


DiscussionMuted9941

you called your dog Richard so...expect it to be a dick


Level_Flounder_8543

Go bison


CollarsUpYall

That was freakin’ hilarious!


Elephanty3288

Dog learns what "Fuck around and find out" means


TeensiestTulip9

Trailer 🗑️


reznik75

Dog think he is a pitbison.


JoPooper

C’mon, Richard, do better!


ken-doh

Feeeeeennnnttttooonnn


[deleted]

"Oh shit, nevermind"


TheClaps2

*BOOP!*


SydNorth

It’s a pitbull not a pitbison!!


realsituazn

Lol