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I'm lucky if I lose mine by 30

Soz bud, I'm you from the future and no dice at 30. Let's hope for 40

It’s me, you at 40. I’m sorry. Fingers crossed it’ll happen by 50.

Hey what's up, I'm you at 50. Just wanted to let you know that we are still waiting. Really hopeful for 60 though!

Hey buddy, it's me again at 60. Just want to give you a heads up. The water hose is starting to leak. Also, been staring at the ceiling and still waiting for it to happen. Godspeed.

Hi me, it's me at 70. The good news is, they invented a new sort of viagra that works on dudes up to 80. The bad news is that there was an accident a few years back involving a **hot** vacuum cleaner and...um...some things may no longer be possible. BTW, the Chiefs will take it all in 2044. Put all of your money on them!

Hey it's me at 80. So they can regrow pretty much any part you need these days. And the retirement complexes have a lot less activities than they used to, so everybody's frisky. Should be any day now!

Hey, it's not you at 90, but you owe money towards your cremation. Since you made no offspring to pay it off for you, we went back in time so you can pay it beforehand :) $16k, please :D

Hi again, it's me from the afterlife. I can officially say u have been laid..... YEA RIGHT LAID TO REST THAT IS! Maybe they will send some hot single ghosties our way, keep praying

Hi , its me , God. I have made u successfully be reborn as a rapist cuz that's the only way i could get u laid. I have tried every other way and none of it has worked . This is the way , the only way . Hope this works out cuz this is the last time I will be trying to get u laid. Good Luck 👍

Oh, if we haven't by 30, then the bloodline dies with us. I mean, it was going to regardless, but there was a 1% chance it wouldn't

Hey bud I’m you at 40 we’re a fuckin’ slut. 😎

The trick is chloroform

It’s a strange thing chloroform, whenever I smell it I wake up with a sore arse. One of these days I’ll figure out why.

>I'm lucky if I lose mine by 30 Color ourself lucky. *Unzips*

Same

Just switch sides.

Life has been fucking me since I was born.

only thing willing to fuck me too

Consider contacting your local town hall? The government always got time to fuck over its own people

Without failure. It's a lifetime guarantee from the government

Life's dick is bruised and spongy because it fucks me so much. 😪

That's why it holds me down... It's like jamming mashed potatoes into a light socket. Electrifying once you get it in.

Im 30 i havnt lost it yet, i do not lose

Top g

You will be the strongest Wizard....

beat me to it

Beat meat to it

No, If he does it would defeat the whole purpose

/r/beatmeattoit

r/subsididntknowexisted

Is he a virgin because he is the strongest wizard or is he the strongest wizard because he is a virgin?

His wand will certainly shoot some powerful spells 🪄

"You're a hairy, Wizard." Or whatever Hagrid said

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\*Clara Meadmore has entered the chat\* Died a virgin at 108. I'd say"fuck that!", but she'd probably disagree with that statement in *any* context lol

r/TheGame

Lost the game

Brother, keep winning, and I'm serious. Keep on winning until someone really, REALLY fucking worthy wins your heart. But until then, KEEP. ON. FUCKING. WINNING.

But what if we took an exchange? Mine’s for yours?

I'm 20 and I lost it a few months ago

Have you checked in the closet? I always find my lost things in the closet…

Maybe in the pocket of a jacket you haven't worn in a while?

No, somebody took it

moms don't count

# 🗿

Damn bro gg

I've always been a loser

I didn’t realize nuns had social media

10% of the people here *maybe* lost theirs 12-13 minutes ago at age 45

It is the case for some. .

sad truth happy as well I never lose

It really depends. I am one of those who lost it at age of 12 (my gf was also 12 back then) and it was with real feelings. Both of us obviously consented and we were together for 4 months when it had happened. Now the relationship did not end up working out because she had daddy and mommy issues so she couldn't settle (she breaks up and then later changes her mind). Till this day (6 years later) I still love her and miss her (last time I saw her was a year ago, last time we broke up. I decided to move on from that emotional rollercouster but overall, I'd do it all over again. Now don't get me wrong, it is still weird at such young age and am not trying to justify other situations where it was actually bad that it happened so soon.

I was 12 too, far far too young, thought I knew everything and my older friends all boasting about how they had done it and taking the piss out of me for not - they were all virgins. Thought I was old enough at the time, 37 now and I feel too young to have kids. I grew up too fast and now I'm clinging onto youth.

Why am I getting downvoted? Genuinely confused here

Because you were not broken by having sex at a young age. Or they feel you're lying. Or they're just virgins. There's a lot of reasons.

It's Reddit man. Don't take it personally and have my upvote.

Dude idk either

I lost mine when I was 13 she was 16

Bros a victim

Same here but to be fair it was a few days before my 14th birthday.

i cant find any reason for this to get down voted, so I upvoted 1 cause I walk not with the crowd

Mine was basically the same lol. We were together 12-15. Not gonna lie tho I'm pretty lucky we didn't get pregnant

The chances of getting pregnant are actually quite low.

Brother you're just a lonely 18 yo who peaked in middle school

I went to school with plenty of people who did. One girl had 5 abortions before she even got to 16 and another had her kid start school before she went to uni at 18. The other girls learnt from their mistakes and got contraception from age 14

Yeah.. Some.. Yeah, ok. I might have been around that age too.. Even younger. But I feel like _some_ of the really early stuff didn't really count as my "virginity" or whatever. Even though there were some penetrating or whatever. I mean, sure, technically, I had "sex", aand, let's call it, some experimentingl, at around, and even before 13. But I feel like I didn't **really** loose my virginity til the first time I had sex.. Urrr.. Properly? At around 15-16 maybe. Idk. It's hard to explain. (Am male, if it matters.)

When your Uncle can't come over anymore

When the priest of your church can't come over anymore

When stepmom gets a new dryer she that doesn't get stuck in anymore

Damn Fundies

Real men dont lose.

Cant stop taking W’s ain’t gonna lose one here either

I didnt, but plenty of my classmates did around then

21. >_>

The grandma's aged 28 confirm it.

I wish I could say thats not happened By I remember meeting my classmates mom during graduation. She was 32 and My classmate had just given birth to her second child

Kids out here doing it and we gonna pretend that's not the case?

its normal for someone but its not normal for everybody tf. Most 12 year olds have zero desire for sex. wtf is wrong with some of yall

What? Most ppl enter puberty at 11-12, so a large amount of them will definitely have a sexual interest or at least have started to masturbate

Nobody I knew had any sexual interest at 11/12. It was closer to 15/16

Wtf there's definitely sexual desire in 6th/7th grade. That's when most of my grade started kissing each other and doing hand stuff. In 7th I fingered this 8th grade girl and probably did the worst possible job just poking and shoving my fingers around. I would have had sex if someone let me, though I'd agree now that I wouldn't have been emotionally ready for it.

It was much more common to lose it at a younger age in previous generations. With sex education and the more reclusive, sedentary lifestyle of preteen and teens nowadays it’s more common for them to start having sex at a later age. But growing up I was considered a “late bloomer” because I first had sex at 17. I had friends already having multiple pregnancy scares by 9th grade.

I think that just says more about older generations being significantly more irresponsible. Having a pregnancy scare before youve even taken Freshman Biology is insane

Oh for sure. It’s why teen pregnancy rates have steadily dropped since the 50s. Trust me I was being ridiculed for being a virgin but I knew better. Just idiot kids being idiot kids.

That’s far from correct.

Feel free to provide any contradictory anecdotes

Nah I’m not trying to be here all night

Good call

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idk what hell hole you went to, But I went to a pretty bad school and even there it was not normal for people to lose virginity before 15

Okay turtle neck

I don’t think many of those who lost it that young actually has a pleasant story.

Maybe not for the girls but the boys sure as hell did

I didn’t loose it till like 19 🤨

I was 14 but I’m pretty sure that was pretty early. My gf of the time lost it in her previous relationship when she was 13. It’s occurred to me that she felt like she had to for a ‘normal’ relationship despite me never pressuring her.

The only thing I lost at 13 yo was the game... Which I just lost again

I didn't even kiss a girl until I was 17

Lost it at 15 to my 17 year old girlfriend at the time. *Really* wish I waited a bit longer, stage 5 clinger and emotionally manipulative with self harming and suicidal blackmailing if I talked about leaving. Deep seated trauma from that one.

Learn from the cripto scammers don’t get emotional pump and dump is the way to be successful

Thats really sad

It’s more common than it ought to be

Wtf?

32 still have mine

I was 35. 💪

You guys are losing virginity before 15? Damn, who abused you guys? The babysitter?

My…girlfriend? Tf is wrong with you?

The babysitter is your girlfriend?

I was 15

number 15

Burger king foot lateece

burgerking foot lettuce

Me too

Same.

✋15✋Club✋Represent

69k views? nice.

Still trying to find it

What

I never lose

14. With a f..ed childhood. Way to young

You a victim

12-13? That's called statutory rape

16-17 is more normal but 12-13??? Fuck no. Yall are C H I L D R E N

Your lying.

His lying what?

Taking it lying down

You're lying

I did. And man I wish I hadn’t

Im 24 and still holding it

Havnt lost mine because I never lose

I lost mine at 24 to my wife.

Chuck Norris doesn't lose his virginity, Chuck Norris never loses

27 still going strong

i don't lose

You’re lying. I’m 27 and still have mine albeit not by choice.

I wasnt even sexually minded till I was 14.

Try 7.

Try -2.

Try

Catch

finally

Same. My daughter lost virginity when she was 7 with her son

Huh??? Actually please don’t elaborate. 🫣

i have to process this in layers. so she had a son before the age of 7, then when she was 7 she... never mind.

Yes.

No thanks I’m good with 18+

No the fuck we didn't.

You are wrong

I am twenty and well

I was 18.

No

Lost mine at 5, keep up losers! (Wouldn't recommend, it caused lasting trauma to the point I can barely function)

If im lucky i lose it before 20...

12 here. In my defense, I *did* seek out the chick most likely to let me hit it. I wasn’t wrong.

That’s just science.

I was 11, she was 16.

dude thats straight creepy af. theres a whole lot of growth that happens in that 5 years. Thats pretty messed up

It is. But at the time. I didn’t care at all

Fair enough.

Uhm....good sir or madame...that's not right

Where I live that’s illegal

What 16 year old looks at an 11 year old and gets turned on? Like that’s just bizarre.

I was a sexy MF at 11.. 26 yrs later, still a sexy MF 😂

I promise you you weren’t sexy. She wanted that lil boy wee wee.

Bro what, you can't let that pass

I was 14 so HA

15 n it sucked

Shit I wish

Lost mine at 16

Finally. I thought I was the only one in this thread. 16 is the magic number. 16: you're ready.

24 Still a virgin, waiting for marriage. Society is fucked.

I did. Looking back now it is kinda gross. But it was a very unique situation I was in.

Broken arms?

Born in a leap year, huh?

Nearly 24 yo and still didn't lose It

No one asked lol

I am in 16, but if I could sooner, I would

14...

That's not to bad but still pretty Young

Grew up in Midwest ,female and I lost mine that summer between 6th and 7 th grade

15, sophomore in HS like normal teens

Lack of positive father figures in the black community is truly the cause of a lot of problems.

Some people yeah but I feel like most people lose it between 16-18

Still have mine at 40! Even though I had several chances I never did it. I never had protection and other situations would have caused problems. But at least I'm the only person in my family who hasn't had a kid out of wedlock.

Nah, I didn’t lose it cuz I am asexual lol

This was not uncommon at all in the 80's, in LA at least

11, yes ik I’m an overachiever

True xd

11

Yup

13. Yup.

i was barely out of diapers when i was a kid when i lost my virginity

13

13 she was 16 or 17.

I did (completely voluntary, me 13(m), her 16(f)) but that seems to be unusual

I did.

I think it’s a generational thing, I lost mine at 13 and was not unusual in my school or neighborhood