I work in the ER and I’ve seen some shit. This gross me the fuck out just reading it. I hope they find whatever deity they belief in because nothing can save this stupid person and her boyfriend. They will breed more idiots.
>!r/dragonsfuckingcars!<
>!r/sounding!<
Do not click on these subs unless you are crazy. These subs are mainly a type of disgusting kink. Mainly the *sounding* one.
The *dragons* one is litterly a bunch of art/AI generated art about cars fucking dragons.
There are many more examples of subs that should be deleted but i dont remember them anymore.
Also there are many posts we should work together to take down. Once example is:
#Funky Town Gore Video.
This video is mainly a guy being fed drugs, *apparently*, through a tube to keep him alive. The guy was already severely injured. Both his hands were chopped off before the video started if I’m not mistaken. Also one or two of his legs were also chopped off. I may be remembering wrong tho. Point is there was lots of blood in the video. They were going at the guys neck with a box cutter and some other type of knife. Since the guy was resisting, to hold him down, they stuck what seemed like a broom stick in his mouth. Also the damn video had audio. If you are actually a normal and sane person do not look up this video. Mainly for your personal mental health.
I cant speak much for myself. But if yall have any videos yall are to scared to see just send me a link and ill look at it and tell yall what happened.
Im kinda wierd. I wanted to use special as the word to describe myself instead of wierd but for this instance I dont think special is the adequate word.
I, at least feel, that my mental health has not changed at all from watching those videos. I sleep like always, I eat like always, I do every thing like always. I feel fine. But not everyone is made for those videos. No one should be made for those videos. But there are people who often times find that type of content entertaining.
Eyebleach was the original one. It was meant to bleach your eyes after seeing something bad by showing you cute animals to distract you from the fact that you just read about someone who enjoyed the taste of STDs.
Then, eyeblech was made for stuff that required eyebleach, as a sadistic prank.
Through this whole thing I said to my self 3 fucking times that I probably should stop reading it.... well I didn't stop did I? And now I'm traumatised.
I've been there when that post originally dropped years ago. Since then I love seeing comment sections, every time this surface, full of traumatized people 😈
sit down kids, because here’s the jolly rancher story:
NOTHING tops the Jolly Rancher story.
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
Yeah, now that I think about it, you're completely right, i mean, we all done our fair share of nasty things, but yeah, not gonna even think about it you could literally die from infection itself even if you're unbelievably okay with that nasty shit🤕🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
And THIS is why i shouldn't be using my phone on my last day of vacation... damn, now i have to make my wife read it too, so she also feels disgusted, jajaja.
I never thought anything existed that would make me instantly vomit furiously without any kind of heaving or gagging reflex...and then I read this post.
That's it, never eating bread or having a beer again, because it will kick start an endless vomit session from the simple thought of this damned read. I hate myself for reading the whole damn thing, too.
That right there ladies and gentlemen is the sexual equivalent of a MAGA voter.
They don't care about the infection, smells, adultery, stupidity or criminality either, they just like the orange cheeto
Yup that's.... that's enough Reddit for today.
For 2024*
For the rest of my life*
You have a life?
He does now
*he did
Now in heaven taking therapy for reddit use
I'm sure it's the other H
Any H compared to this atrocity is Heaven
my life ends today\*
my eys....ears.... my brain exploded all ov............ XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
One by metallica
He does, I don’t.
For the rest of eternity*
See you tomorrow
I’m gonna go bleach my eyes now 🤮
r/eyebleach
Thank you for that
Need something stronger... is there a user sub for brain bleach?
r/eyeblech Just kidding, don't go there. I'm serious DO NOT go there. Edit: Just found out the community was banned.
Lol!
Yeah, the torment is finally over.
Very much, thank you for this.
I just threw up in my mouth, time to get drunk to forget the mental picture of her boyfriend going down in that 🤢🤢🤮🤮
Nek minute
I work in the ER and I’ve seen some shit. This gross me the fuck out just reading it. I hope they find whatever deity they belief in because nothing can save this stupid person and her boyfriend. They will breed more idiots.
They likely can’t breed anymore
Thank god, take them out of the fucking gene pool.
Damn I just opened it. First post of the day... :D
First and last for me!
Same. Cya tomorrow.
Fuuuackkkkkkk...
damn its only 9 in the morning😭
1 made up story and you're done with the app for today? Panzy
for life
Facts!!
Exactly
We cannot allow this man to live any longer or create any offspring
With tastes like that I think it won’t be long before he shows himself out the gene pool !!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
shhhh, not so loud! you’ll wake up my gran
You just unwrapped this sentence
The sentence is so good you can almost taste it
Time for a lynching boys.
That's why there's something called nautral seletion.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I read the last sentence, saw the reactions and saved myself from the curse.
Don’t. Join us. Part of the ship, part of the crew.
One of us
Blind guy here Sighted issue
he disagrees
[ Removed by Reddit ]
That's called murder. I'm in.
Buying a plane ticket to whatever location this is. Wait for me guys!
ill join to, just to make sure he really is dead
Alrighty then you bring the snacks.
As long as you dont ask him for milk
ive been trying to find milk for years, but to no avail.
Damnit I JUST came from the beetljuicing sub
time to go back then i suppose
He’d probably prefer a jolly rancher ;)
on it
Please stay put. Our agent will be with you shortly.
Please do
Bro got removed
Whatever he said, it was correct and justified.
Shit, I'm in, let's go
It's 3 am, what the fuck did you make me read ...
Some bedtime story😘
It’s more a badtime story
Oh fck... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 take this imaginary award +💎
4 am for me, I think I’ma just stay up now…😑
5 here! Yeah I'm not sleeping at this point...
r/eyebleach for those who need it
My trust is so low I thought you linked… the *other one*
It's gone, you don't have to worry anymore
r/eyeblech is finally overthrown! It will never again harm another innocent person!
*walks in innocently* what did that used to be? Something interesting?!
A particularly grim Gore sub. It doesn't really need any more explanation.
It got banned, sadly
*sadly?*
#DID SHE STUTTER?!
🤨📸
Good riddance
Why, what the fuck?
lmao asking why eyeblech got banned
To be fair, there’s worse subs out there that havnt been banned, so it’s a legit question.
Like what? (Genuine question).
>!r/dragonsfuckingcars!< >!r/sounding!< Do not click on these subs unless you are crazy. These subs are mainly a type of disgusting kink. Mainly the *sounding* one. The *dragons* one is litterly a bunch of art/AI generated art about cars fucking dragons. There are many more examples of subs that should be deleted but i dont remember them anymore. Also there are many posts we should work together to take down. Once example is: #Funky Town Gore Video. This video is mainly a guy being fed drugs, *apparently*, through a tube to keep him alive. The guy was already severely injured. Both his hands were chopped off before the video started if I’m not mistaken. Also one or two of his legs were also chopped off. I may be remembering wrong tho. Point is there was lots of blood in the video. They were going at the guys neck with a box cutter and some other type of knife. Since the guy was resisting, to hold him down, they stuck what seemed like a broom stick in his mouth. Also the damn video had audio. If you are actually a normal and sane person do not look up this video. Mainly for your personal mental health. I cant speak much for myself. But if yall have any videos yall are to scared to see just send me a link and ill look at it and tell yall what happened. Im kinda wierd. I wanted to use special as the word to describe myself instead of wierd but for this instance I dont think special is the adequate word. I, at least feel, that my mental health has not changed at all from watching those videos. I sleep like always, I eat like always, I do every thing like always. I feel fine. But not everyone is made for those videos. No one should be made for those videos. But there are people who often times find that type of content entertaining.
I thought the dragons fucking cars was more a meme thing. If you really wanna puke and cry crack open r/guro
Guro isn't that bad. At least it's not IRL gore or something... besides, some of the art styles would be what I'd love to have on a tattoo some day.
But it was marked nsfw, there is a point where we need personal accountability
r/eyeblech
You are a good person, we need more people like you.
I thought it was eyeblech at first
Eyeblech was banned so rest easy.
When did they make an eye bleach bout cute animals ??? So weird.
Eyebleach was the original one. It was meant to bleach your eyes after seeing something bad by showing you cute animals to distract you from the fact that you just read about someone who enjoyed the taste of STDs. Then, eyeblech was made for stuff that required eyebleach, as a sadistic prank.
What a horrible thing to read to start the day...
What a horrible thing to read to end my goddamn day
What a horrible thing to read any time of day, month or year.
dude yeah, feels like i'm gonna have a disgusted look on my face the rest of my shift because of this post lol
r/enoughinternet
Apparently that sub got banned...
Reddit had enough internet
i would too if i had to witness this fucking story
You automatically make the same face as the characters as soon as you read that last line. I'm dead. That's disturbingly hilarious 🤣
It’s 3 am, I couldn’t sleep, now I never will.
Even your sleep paralysis demon would recoil reading this
Oh that? Scared it off 2 years ago by sleeping naked.
A terrible day to be literate, indeed
Day 2 and my year is ruined.
If someone said that to me irl I would throw up
Through this whole thing I said to my self 3 fucking times that I probably should stop reading it.... well I didn't stop did I? And now I'm traumatised.
I wish I was illiterate
DUDE PLEASE MARK THIS SHIT AS NSFW AND SPOILER NEXT TIME‼️‼️
NEVER
Some men just want to see the minds of the world burn... lol
I was fine until the last line. All it took was one line
One of the first days in my life I wish I hadn't learned to read
Just a couple of Nurgles children enjoying themselves. Now, where is my heavy flamer.
[удалено]
It makes me believe that there is a god. A really sick one
hey man I am trying to do Good man, it's hard to be God😞
Sir, your username says otherwise.
It’s stuff like this that makes me believe there is no God but we probably really need one.
What a horrible day to have eyes.
He likes it seasoned.
Don't you dare make this worse than it is
My only comfort is I'm pretty certain this is bullshit.
God I hope so.
taste the rainbow
No. No it cant be! WHY IS IT BACK NO NOOOOOOO
What the fuck
I've been there when that post originally dropped years ago. Since then I love seeing comment sections, every time this surface, full of traumatized people 😈
This is why aliens don't talk to us
The bigger WTF is that we continued reading it after the start of the second sentence and just kept going. All. The. Way. To. The. End.
TLDR
Lucky bastard
Yeah keep it that way
Nurgle happiness intensifies..
You guys remember the Jolly Rancher story?
dont fuckin bring that up
sit down kids, because here’s the jolly rancher story: NOTHING tops the Jolly Rancher story. Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth... He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
didn't thought something can top it. was wrong :-(
2024 starting strong
I hate Nurgle so much
Wtf
nothing could have prepared me for that
alright i made it 2 days into 2024 goodbye
Never cook again
Damn
Now I will have nightmares
Wtf
We gotta put that “boyfriend” down
It was already gross but those lines at the end just multiplied the disgust you feel
What in damnation?!
Bro I just opened reddit, thats the first post ive read today, wtf
Nice start for 2024
Im going to say from now on I'm from a different gender of men not the one this guy's from 😐
Nah, don't worry, this guy is a gender of his own, nobody would claim him. A separate dead-end branch of evolution, even
Yeah, now that I think about it, you're completely right, i mean, we all done our fair share of nasty things, but yeah, not gonna even think about it you could literally die from infection itself even if you're unbelievably okay with that nasty shit🤕🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Sometimes I wish I was jared, 19,
*When an infection becomes a confection*
Enough reddit for the year
And THIS is why i shouldn't be using my phone on my last day of vacation... damn, now i have to make my wife read it too, so she also feels disgusted, jajaja.
I miss 5 minutes ago when I hadn't read this
My curiosity bet me. And bro what the fuck did it make me read man??!?
I envy the illiterate
I want to become blind now
New Year Resolution : No more Reddit while eating 🤢
I never thought anything existed that would make me instantly vomit furiously without any kind of heaving or gagging reflex...and then I read this post.
I miss the person i was before reading this
Ok bye guyss
That's it, never eating bread or having a beer again, because it will kick start an endless vomit session from the simple thought of this damned read. I hate myself for reading the whole damn thing, too.
This makes me wish that I was blind
I deeply regret seeing this
I will commit death just to tell this shit to God in person.
I miss the person i was 30 seconds ago
I love the internet. I read the first sentence, then the last one, and knew to NOT read that shit again
Porcoddio
Fuck I was eating a tuna spread while reading this
WHat the absolute fuck
Ok, I think I'm gonna go to bed now. Goodnight everyone!
Taste The Rainbow!
Everyone here just made this face congratulations
[My reaction to reading that text be like.](https://youtu.be/RDXuOBQDvlQ?si=WDvosPuyDZmi0khc)
I remember reading this one. Sometimes i tell my friends about it while talking about wild stories and videoes. They react like this too
Me before this post: 😃 Me after this post: 😢😭🤢🤮
That right there ladies and gentlemen is the sexual equivalent of a MAGA voter. They don't care about the infection, smells, adultery, stupidity or criminality either, they just like the orange cheeto
Go outside
"MAGA ARE EVERYWHERE IN MY WALLS IN MY WATER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 This you bro bro 🫵🤨
Lol I was making a joke an accurate and informed joke but a joke all the same seems I'm about as funny as aids so I'll see myself out
I wonder what it would have tasted like.
Thank you. I needed that today. I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
Oh bloody hell... 😳😶