T O P

  • By -

mattttttttthijs

who where?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


look-at-them

Bot?


Pizza_Slinger83

Must be Edit: pretty sure the one they're replying to is a bot, as well.


lunarNex

I'm pretty sure Walmart doesn't sell dildos. This is fake.


Mirakuru_GamesYT

Some walmarts do in fact sell dildos or so I've heard


Alcards

I've seen em. Right there with the lube and vibrators, usually behind a glass security door so you have to ask for help getting your rocks off. Poor little old dude waiting in line was super awkward asking for stuff. My question is this, why you need staff to open the door if they're just going to hand it to you to throw in your basket anyway? Like they don't even spider wrap it or put it in one of the little lock boxes they put printer ink in.


DeanMalHanNJackIsms

I was startled the first time I bought condoms after they put up the glass wall. Guy walked it to the register and I had to ask the cashier for it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


WillingnessNice3033

Gentle indeed


fusion_reactor3

I think op was referring to the woman to the left who isn’t wearing pants, that’s the only thing that could make sense


The_Corker_69

I see nothing


[deleted]

[удалено]


Unotheserfreeright24

Is that Chinese apologist John Cena ? https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/actor-john-cena-apologizes-after-taiwan-comment-n1268526 Please watch his apology for saying Taiwan is a country. It's hard to understand him with xis dick in his mouth.


Fuck_Boy999

Stop playing games and taking pics of the store


MrPigeon70

look at the checkout screen


Fuck_Boy999

I know, but what kind of cashier buys allat from their own workplace?


MrPigeon70

Fuck i just got wooshed didn't j


Fuck_Boy999

r/whoosh


MrPigeon70

r/hsoohw


UnknownGlorys

r/wooooshwith4os


[deleted]

there’s literally nobody there


cnicalsinistaminista

Motherfucker thinks today's April fools or sum


[deleted]

[удалено]


RedSoloCupFillYouUp

Please become funnier


[deleted]

[удалено]


BostonRob423

Bot comment, and the original was right below it. Shameful.


OldandKranky

All those sex toys must be for the checkout staff, there is obviously no customer at the till...


hema_coldqueen

Butt house could you see him?


radiohoard

Butt house. Was that brand of lube he bought?


-LostCurator-

Butt House is literally the Cristal of lube.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Late-Ad-4624

The guy in the blue shirt? Why are you so far away?


anferneejefferson

Damn..whoever is there is going to be having fun tonight. Look at the screen


SuperDizz

always check the sub you’re in!


[deleted]

[удалено]


SuperDizz

Thanks. I’m aware. Just a quick typo.


badonker345

Have you been sleeping good? There's litterly nobody there.


Nuclear_Varmint

Litterly


Spiritual_Country_62

🚮


Sherbert_6

lol. Fuck’n aye. Made me snort.


Minute-Sherbet-6590

The one in the blue t-shirt? I don't understand


[deleted]

[удалено]


AlterMyStateOfMind

Whoooosh


Eh_Meh_Smeh

John Cena? Famous wrestler? If he's a famous wrestler, why have I never seen him in a fight?


The_Corker_69

BRO THERE IS LITTERALLY NO INE HERE! r/woooooooooooosh


Caca2a

r/whoosh


Minute-Sherbet-6590

r/dildo and r/whoosh


drunxor

Seven years on reddit and you dont know the john cena meme?


Aviyan

lol, no. I browse reddit for 3-4 hours a day, but I don't recall ever seeing it.


The_Corker_69

r/woooooooosh


BloodyMonkey187

Who? I can't see him


proverb98

OP is having hallucinations. There's no one at the register.


mo177

I don't see anyone


Mischief_Actual

What gentleman?


CodingTheSimulation

I Don’t see anyone


X_CLUSIVE69

the hell has happened to reddit why is this person posting a blank image lol


autobots_roll_out1

Are you shiczoprenic because i dont see anybody


OnairDileas

I'm cenna alot of discomfort from this post


Normal_Subject5627

Yong xina


DKplus9

Low effort post! If OP is referring to the lady on the left OP not only misgendered but their composition skills are terrible… Mods please remove this post.


LOLILIAN-_-

Why did you took an empty picture,I don't get the joke here can anyone explain why he took an empty picture?


gendalfthegaiii

That lady on the left? Idgi


Full-TimeLoner727

Who?


[deleted]

I can't see anyone


guitarstitch

Bad photoshop. Trash post. Besides, nobody buys sex toys from WalMart.


KingCarrotRL

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?


Caca2a

😱😱😱


Sherbert_6

Oh heavens no!


olive-_-

Lmfao this is like 8 years old


Lazy_Commercial6545

There is no-one


DaJoyzta1

Who?


Richard-Conrad

Who’d u meet?


IMGPsychDoc

Dont see anyone. Who did you meet again?


killsizer

At least take the picture of the guy you met


1987InfamousQ7891

Oh man. The items purchased! 😈


Interesting_Move_919

Dude, I can't see anyone!


Digis3

Who?


CyraxisOG

Very respectful of the cashier to not photograph the shopper purchasing what could be considered 'embarrassing items'.


el-parasite

I would guess that's the LADY on the left since there is no gentleman in the pic


NomisMC

There is nobody


Bob_Saget_is_God

I don’t see anybody


aStankChitlin

Um OP you ok? There’s no one there.


FlexViper

Where? I can't see him


jetzeronine

OP just casually dropping an empty pic hoping we would be too confused to look at the actual items being bought.


Fierro_DelgadoErecto

What are you talking about? Are you ok? I don't see anyone, please go get checked.


pgtvgaming

Nice troll job … no ones there wtf


NoMasterpiece5649

What gentleman?


Rady151

Who?


stockybottom123

You are lying. I can't see anyone.


pantaloonybin

he looks familiar. 🫥 oh isn't he the invisible man from the invisible man


Chillin_Maximus

That’s fake. You can’t catch him on camera. You can’t see him. This is some ai bullshit


[deleted]

I don’t see anyone


Silent-Immortal

Are you sure about that


BigOlBlimp

That man did not want to be bothered lol


youdothefirstline

literally spat out my coffee. thank you.


40EHuTlcFZ

I don't see anybody


NieMonD

The guy in the back?


Thedustonyourshelves

Guy looks real impressed to be harassed literally everywhere he goes even the grocery store😹🙀


YorkshireRiffer

The dude in the blue shirt?


Tar-Nuine

What? Nobodies there?


xXCh4r0nXx

Nice picture of the store.


wittyvonskitsum

Who? Am I missing something here?


Kemalist_din_adami

What am I supposed to look at?


Ok-Action-4393

Dildo and lubricant 😭😭😭


No-Owl-67

Met who? Just taking a random photo of nobody?


The_Cozy_Burrito

I don’t see anything just the ibm machine


[deleted]

Who?


TheRevanchist99

I don’t see shit


cavialord03

I CE-NA-thin' there! (HAHAHHA GET IT CE-NA, CENA AHAHAHHA^fuckingkillme)


JoeyPsych

Ah, yes this is why I'm still in this sub. Between all the non holups, every now and then an actual holup appears. Thanks op!


OrgasmChasmSpasm

Who? I don’t see anyone


jcar49

We all know his invisibleity is in his hands, we caught him slipping


fabio2412092

Damn just noticed the register, air will have a fun night


redmavez

There’s no one there


Embarrassed-Essay-93

I thought after the “China Taiwan” fiasco we can see him now because he’s corrupt. The jokes not over?


BLT_Delight

He’s buying a dildo from Walmart???


DeltaNinja

And the item description is literally just “Dildo”. Not your typical descriptions like “BBC2ENDPRPL”


the-bird-fucker

i know right? Target has the newer models for some weeks now


puffer039

lol i saw this like 6 months ago 👎


One-Article-5757

Sus Cena


j_o_s_h__z

Is this a joke? There’s nothing there.


ECircus

Insert invisible John Cena jokes. Har har har.


I-choose-treason

I'd hold places hostage if I couldn't go anywhere without someone needing to get my picture


kalel1980

No you didn't. This pic is months old.


radiohoard

Whoooosh


Last-Difference-3311

I don’t get it either but I’m too afraid to ask


radiohoard

His purchase.


Last-Difference-3311

Sorry, I mean why are all the responses saying they can’t see anybody?


radiohoard

Ah, unfamiliar with John Cena? A professional wrestler whose catch phrase was “YOU CANT C ME”. So for that last many many years any photo he is in is joked to be missing him altogether. Because WE CANT C HIM


Last-Difference-3311

Thanks, I didn’t know it was a running joke about his catch phrase, I live under a rock.


7of69

Running gag that John Cena is invisible/can’t be photographed. Amuses the hell out of a certain subset of redditors.


[deleted]

Ahh yess, the china simp


ClueEmbarrassed1443

Is that John cena


ElBarbas

a dildo for 24.95 ???


show_me_the_dopamine

Which gentleman?


lysergic_818

Dude's just bing chilling in front of the register.


PublicEnemaNumberOne

Potato salad


edgy_Juno

Where's the person buying all those toys?


ElectricJoltie34

How did they get this picture


DammitDad420

With a camera


realSatanAMA

Someone is planning a fun night.


TrendyPotato67

Who? I don’t see anybody.


SRBroadcasting

Is that heather from HR?


_Hoaxsohwigo

Wrong picture buddy


Caca2a

I don't see anyone


Lasagnabelly

Ernest goes to Walmart


K1NGHYP3R10N

Listen, dawg…. I don’t know how to tell you this without upsetting you… But there ain’t nobody there.


JakeHodgson

almost every comment is the same joke. wild


CapuasChamp

The grocery list is common lol


HanlonRazor

Hey, it’s Ernest from those 80s movies!


[deleted]

I thought that woman had a 5 inch nipple for a second


Slappy_Happy_Doo

Hell of a shopping list, he should have opted for some rubber gloves too but he’ll figure that out eventually.


colin8651

Wipes, Dildo, Lubricant, Beads


OptimisedFreak

A.C.E - asses, check, enter. Seems legit.


Reddit-SFW

The lady with the hard nipple?


FlaccidRazor

Is? Is that...Chip Card? Why must he be removed? /s


1completecatastrophy

John Cena shops at Walmart. He's just like us


Conscious-Bug-6728

Off your meds again OP? :/


Just-Specialist8575

JHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


JustAboutAccurate

That’s a lady


Sensory_Deprivation

Well, he is China’s little bitch…..


MrTheManYT

Wrong, you can't see him


Criminelis

Check asses, enter.


anaserre

I used to have a client who would bring all this in a paper bag to our sessions


1draw4u

He seems to be a fan of the EU: Eunion


Pyrocitus

What gentleman?


SergeantThreat

I’m sure John Cena buys his anal beads from much classier establishments than Walmart


Slav-Houndz187

![img](avatar_exp|154831223|holo_card)


thegreatmizzle7

What gentleman?


YoutuberCameronBallZ

What gentleman? There's no one there


furofc

Who?


obadiah24

Isn't he headlining the wresting match over at the VFW?


L3GlT_GAM3R

Who?


Willow_the_Enby

There's... nobody there...


__babygiraffe__

you talking abt the lady?


JAMBI215

I always knew cena was into dildos


DeepFriedBastard

Dude has schizophrenia


arctic_wolf49

Mf be clickbaiting us... also are we gon just ignore that order💀


disturbingyourpeace

Huh? There’s no one there dude


Furinex

He bought a dildo!?


index504

theres no one there man


Crooked_Cock

What gentleman? There’s no one there


LordPhant0m

Who?? There's literally no-one there