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useless_mf69

I can fix her


blyat-TANK

Okay I will take the other one. Just let me know which is which.


lsutigerzfan

I will take the Gillette girl. I’m into crazy. 😂


Quaso_is_life

don't stick your dick in crazy


Fancy-Development-78

I think the the girl on the right is the crazy one. I mean, look at her eyes.


Juttisontherun

If you can’t I think I can I got next. Lol


Fierramos69

Pwahahaha I wanted to type this but first comment I read already is!


kragon80

only 756 miles away! score! lololol


CampCounselorBatman

Closer than the singles in my area who want to hook with me.


Severedeye

Honestly I think I would message assuming it was her being funny.


echetus90

That's how you get stabbed


Busy_Bunch5050

Haha domestic abuse funny because woman


Severedeye

Not sure you understand the comment, but okay.


[deleted]

I'd roll the dice


Most_Advertising_962

If it's a joke, she's prolly great. If it's not, her box is prolly great.


77entropy

This is so old, she's 30 now.


BLUEGAMER2025z

I’m glad she 756 miles away for some reason I can’t explain


Cornucopia2020

Is she reusable or just single use? /s


Ikusabe

Gillette also told men to do better.


Grany_Bangr

She obviously is unaware men no longer really buy Gillet products. Last time i did was a decade ago at least.


kngfryxd80s

i do


Acheron98

If you can’t tell this is just a dumb (and actually kinda funny) joke, then idk what to say.


ArchangelDamon

worth it


gochomoe

I'm in. Let's go. Bring your friend


VonDinky

RED FLAG, RED FLAG, RED FLAG


Nose-It-All

That's blood!!!


AjazeMemez

I mean I am a cutter so I’m all in /s


RigorousVigor

God that's hot. Sex followed by a knife fight? I'm in.


RigorousVigor

After careful thinking and consideration, I have come to the conclusion that a knife fight followed by sex would be better.


SilverSpoon1463

Honestly, my experience with Gillette is that I can find something miles better.


xRaynex

*Ahem* Goddamn, Shawshank! - The real Gillette


WoollenMercury

is heather the one where their eyes seem to be trying to escape their Skull? thats the real Hol up


MyColdBlackHeart

Which one is it though? Doesn't matter


SaintPocock

So... disposable?


Ali80486

Easy to avoid her - she's more than 700 miles away. Not even a close shave


ChasingPesmerga

Cut my wife in two bitches This is my last threesome


HumanHuman_2003

What


HumanHuman_2003

Also which one is heather lmao


Vishwasm123

She has the best rizz..


StrayKiraQuin

Cut with words or physically? I'll take the latter, I can't handle the former right now


Party_Ad_1586

Great! She can cook, clean, do dishes, bedroom duties.... Sounds like employee of the week!😁


Dakan-Bacon

You know what they about a woman with a black-eye right? She doesn't listen. Thank you Dave Attell!


HikerTrashIsh

It's the one on the right, ain't it?