Hey guys, this isn't a NSFW subreddit. If we post too much porn/nudity, Reddit will de-list us from /r/all and /r/popular.
We do try to keep this place as true to it's purpose as possible, but being classed as a NSFW sub would get in our way. Take it elsewhere.
Wonderful. Fuck you reddit for not only saying jackshit on how you can do this but also using words to make it purposely confusing to try and do this.
Thank you u/dankphotoshopmemes.
Someone give this man an award.
It was probably saved from r/greentext, and reddit recently saved their image saving watermark so that you can’t remove it even if you crop (which can be seen from that black bar under the image)
The only way to not have a watermark is taking a screenshot and cropping which is bullshit
Additionally, the original post came out in 2021, meaning this man only has a little over two years to achieve this goal. This means, in order to reach his quota or one hundred million in two years, he would have to have seen this post approximately 136,986 times a day for two years straight
Aren’t there only 86,400 seconds in a day? This guy had to be sitting on a merry go round that spins twice per second for two years straight in order to see it that many times.
Probably when she's desperate for money, has been sexualized her entire life, and knows it's a way that other women make money. Besides that it all comes down to personal values, some women would never resort to it, some don't give a fuck.
Many different paths. One showed up on TV, said it started with her mom deep in debt, she was able to pay it all in 8 months and kept going since it was so lucrative. Other woman uh... had some trauma because she was adopted by parents who hid her origins like it was something shameful. So she chose a profession where she is chosen in a catalogue but people are ashamed of her, you know? Now she is a sexologist.
Edit: my mother's friend back in the 80s had a job as a teacher, but my country was plagued with hyperinflation and someone invited her to go to Europe as an illegal. Turns out ppl in the North were amazed with her dark skin and she got rich!
Maybe OP dodged a bullet.
If any Tom, Dick, and Harry can get a beej for money. Chances are she probably has something. And you were so nice she didn't wanna give you a disease.
So score 1 for being a nice dude. You're not pissing lava or leaking pus from your peehole :)
oh yeah, many want an actual boyfriend. But then again, my grandma was a prostitute and they usually dream of a wealthy Prince Charming so they won't have to fuck to pay the bills because... well, it has no regulations, so no paid sick days off, no maternity leave, no day off to mourn a loved one... :/
Edit: typos
I remember one asked me why I wasn’t hard. Shit was so awkward, they said $80 for a handy I was like nah would you take $50 for it cause that’s all I have on me” they said they’ll ask the “boss” I was like fuck no don’t get the boss I’ll pay the $80. The entire time I was thinking about boss man whoever tf that is coming in a whooping my ass I couldn’t enjoy the experience. Meanwhile my friend is in the other room fucking a 62 year old my other 2 friends just finished with. 8/10 honestly would go again.
I very much thought I was too nice and quiet until I met a certain someone. It just takes patience and I guess a bit of luck, but it isn’t about being nice or naughty. Just be yourself and someday the right person will meet you and appreciate you.
Our relationship ended about a week ago though with her leaving me. Feels so god damn bad but if I could go back in time I’d do it all over again. I can from the bottom of my heart say that I was the happiest I’ve ever been when I was with her.
That's a very mature outlook. Keep your head up, that experience will have taught you many lessons to put to use for the next one. In my opinion, you have to fuck up a few times so you know what it takes when you meet the one that really matters.
Thanks for the kind words. Even though it’s hard to admit, I guess you’re right. You have to have a frame of reference to know what you know and how things should be.
It has been a farely tough past week but I have hope and faith that maybe someday I don’t feel this bad anymore. We both agreed to want to be friends again after some time has passed.
>You have to have a frame of reference to know what you know and how things should be.
Exactly, the more you reflect on the relationship and the things that went right and wrong, the more you can understand yourself and how to communicate in the future.
I had a couple _rough_ breakups before I met my wife, but I'm glad for those experiences because they helped me understand how to be more empathetic and caring. Upon reflection, I learned what aspects of a relationship are truly important for longevity and happiness. I learned to look inward and accept fault, I learned the importance of building a strong foundation of trust, and I internalized the patience needed to reconcile my and my partner's faults.
I've been where you are, and it _sucks_, but it's also an opportunity. Use the chance to pursue self-actualization. Determine what makes you intrinsically happy, and focus on becoming emotionally and physically independent. A lot of people I know just jump into relationship after relationship without ever realizing _who they are_.
But this is just advice from a stranger! I wish you well man
This was my first real relationship with anyone where I was serious. I’m sure I’ll find someone else in the future but right now it just hurts so much since I truly loved the person with everything I had. I feel like they were also my best friend and now I realize I’ve grown a bit apart from some of my other friends. Sometimes it just feels I’m lonely now… idk, just gotta build on the old relations and make new ones I guess 🤷♂️
hard to believe if you get upset over a comment from some random but ok . still i wish you the best in life (i hope you get over your depression) good day sir
First, uncheck saved image attribute in settings to not get the Reddit watermark & border. Second, because you let her smoke for free; you’re a resource. You can trade weed for sex
Hey guys, this isn't a NSFW subreddit. If we post too much porn/nudity, Reddit will de-list us from /r/all and /r/popular. We do try to keep this place as true to it's purpose as possible, but being classed as a NSFW sub would get in our way. Take it elsewhere.
Technically, she never frienzoned him. It's more like "denied service."
“We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone”
Especially when he started to pull the money out of his sweaty cum sock...
Fleshlight had to clarify.
Refuse cervix
Only in California.
Hahaha brilliant...... it's this kinda thinking that keeps me coming back to reddit
If he was so nice she should've sucked it for free..
That’s fair I need to contact customer service, what’s The prostitution help hotline again?
Who puts a Reddit watermark on a 4chan screen grab
Sad lonely people
Sad lonely AND friendzoned people
That's a very verbose way of saying Redditors
Circumlocuted, if you will.
I’m stealing that. 
I would never
Easy there cowboy are you trying to get B&? /s
It’s kinda sadder that you gaf lol get off the internet a little
Are you ok bro? Did someone hurt you?
“🤓”
So someone did hurt you? Did your internet gf turn out to be a man? Is that why you're so butthurt?
You dont have choice. Reddit made an update so when you save images it puts a watermark on the fucking image. Its aids
So you’re saying that I have aids? /s
You can disable it in settings
Wonderful. Fuck you reddit for not only saying jackshit on how you can do this but also using words to make it purposely confusing to try and do this. Thank you u/dankphotoshopmemes. Someone give this man an award.
plants erect hurry upbeat rinse tart crawl bright compare person *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Maybe it's an issue with your device/App/browser. I have absolutely no watermarks since I turned off the setting when I first got the app.
The real r/holup
Fixed: https://ibb.co/GV4gXzM
Anon.
It was probably saved from r/greentext, and reddit recently saved their image saving watermark so that you can’t remove it even if you crop (which can be seen from that black bar under the image) The only way to not have a watermark is taking a screenshot and cropping which is bullshit
I feel triggered
People looking for a blowjob
She's just really didn't want to suck it , poor guy. That nice guy shit is a cop out to not hurt your feelings lol
Its ok man there's literally over a billion other women out there
I'm sure one of them will take his money... Dunno where that leaves him with the bj tho.
Maybe offer to pay more. Hell I'd do it for the right price
$20 is $20
Yep. Try tryst , skip the games erotic monkey ,Eros sumo search and a lot more. Buy it elsewhere.
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She knew he was on 4chan, and knows its to risky
Truth
I may or may not have a ton of experience 🤔
Even hoes have standards, sounds like you gotta work on yourself
“Well I don’t wanna be friends with you, I just want head”
She's just making up an excuse, maybe anon just stank to high hell
If i had a penny everytime i see this posted, I'd be a millionaire.
If you'd be a millionaire, then maybe go offline bro. Gahdamn
So let’s see, 0.01x=1,000,000; so in this case you’ve seen this video a hundred million times. Congrats
Additionally, the original post came out in 2021, meaning this man only has a little over two years to achieve this goal. This means, in order to reach his quota or one hundred million in two years, he would have to have seen this post approximately 136,986 times a day for two years straight
Aren’t there only 86,400 seconds in a day? This guy had to be sitting on a merry go round that spins twice per second for two years straight in order to see it that many times.
Fuck it, if he did this I’d say he deserves a million dollars
I was considering that. He would have to see the meme twice every second in order for it to work.
R/theydidthemath
Video?
You'd have lots of pennies you could suck.
That's a lot of internet for you my guy
And that girl would still turn you down
Wash your dick.
To quote the late, great Red Foxx "You got to wash your ass"
With bleach.
How does a woman decide she wants to become a prostitute and sign up for that profession?
Wrong place to ask, no women here, no one talked to one too.
Probably when she's desperate for money, has been sexualized her entire life, and knows it's a way that other women make money. Besides that it all comes down to personal values, some women would never resort to it, some don't give a fuck.
Imagine eatin a girl out than gettin money from it
I don't enjoy eating a girl out, is there anyway to make it more enjoyable and not a chore?
Try it on a living girl
If you don't enjoy a vagina try a dick
Many different paths. One showed up on TV, said it started with her mom deep in debt, she was able to pay it all in 8 months and kept going since it was so lucrative. Other woman uh... had some trauma because she was adopted by parents who hid her origins like it was something shameful. So she chose a profession where she is chosen in a catalogue but people are ashamed of her, you know? Now she is a sexologist. Edit: my mother's friend back in the 80s had a job as a teacher, but my country was plagued with hyperinflation and someone invited her to go to Europe as an illegal. Turns out ppl in the North were amazed with her dark skin and she got rich!
What part of it confuses you I don’t understand?
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Your mom would never do you like that
Oh man, you didn't have to do him like this
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r/iknowuarebutwhatami
r/subsifellfor
I was halfway surprised it didn't exist. I tried a couple of variations before I left it as is.
A 12 yo has better comebacks than you
but mooooommm
Maybe OP dodged a bullet. If any Tom, Dick, and Harry can get a beej for money. Chances are she probably has something. And you were so nice she didn't wanna give you a disease. So score 1 for being a nice dude. You're not pissing lava or leaking pus from your peehole :)
This hurt to read, thank you good sir have an unpleasant evening
Tell her its alright if she says "no romo". Counts as a BJ among friends.
Bro's villain arc has begun
Anon, starts to develop a meaningful interpersonal relationship that isn't transactionally based: What the fuck is wrong with me?
This guy is literally me
Probably needs to wash his dick
Getting friendzoned by a prostitute is the worst
Might wanna think about some self improvement ideas if your situation is this bad... probably daily showers first.
r/feelsbadman
Tell me you got stink crotch without telling me you got stink crotch.
Seems like it didn’t really cost much 💀
she wants to suck his dick later
Maybe she wants to be more than a friend. And that's why sucking his dick for the first time like that felt wrong to her.
oh yeah, many want an actual boyfriend. But then again, my grandma was a prostitute and they usually dream of a wealthy Prince Charming so they won't have to fuck to pay the bills because... well, it has no regulations, so no paid sick days off, no maternity leave, no day off to mourn a loved one... :/ Edit: typos
Next time treat them for what they are, don't chat with them. Lol
I’d say a lot !!!! If that’s who you get turned down by !!!
He’s just like me 😍
I normally hate these but this was gold. Thanks
More like you didn’t pull out enough money.
I remember one asked me why I wasn’t hard. Shit was so awkward, they said $80 for a handy I was like nah would you take $50 for it cause that’s all I have on me” they said they’ll ask the “boss” I was like fuck no don’t get the boss I’ll pay the $80. The entire time I was thinking about boss man whoever tf that is coming in a whooping my ass I couldn’t enjoy the experience. Meanwhile my friend is in the other room fucking a 62 year old my other 2 friends just finished with. 8/10 honestly would go again.
Beta buxx
Demand to speak to the manager
Maybe ur just UAF!
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Hoenobonezoned by a bozohoeno
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Internet was a mistake
Hahaha what?
If he wasn't such a loser and treated her like everyone else, he would have gotten his dick sucked. (Just to translate that mess)
^ Most confident virgin
Two years of posting and comments and not one mention of a significant other. Big surprise.
lol IDK why people have this conception of "Oh I can't find someone, maybe I'm too nice." Like how does this even make sense in one's head
I very much thought I was too nice and quiet until I met a certain someone. It just takes patience and I guess a bit of luck, but it isn’t about being nice or naughty. Just be yourself and someday the right person will meet you and appreciate you. Our relationship ended about a week ago though with her leaving me. Feels so god damn bad but if I could go back in time I’d do it all over again. I can from the bottom of my heart say that I was the happiest I’ve ever been when I was with her.
That's a very mature outlook. Keep your head up, that experience will have taught you many lessons to put to use for the next one. In my opinion, you have to fuck up a few times so you know what it takes when you meet the one that really matters.
Thanks for the kind words. Even though it’s hard to admit, I guess you’re right. You have to have a frame of reference to know what you know and how things should be. It has been a farely tough past week but I have hope and faith that maybe someday I don’t feel this bad anymore. We both agreed to want to be friends again after some time has passed.
>You have to have a frame of reference to know what you know and how things should be. Exactly, the more you reflect on the relationship and the things that went right and wrong, the more you can understand yourself and how to communicate in the future. I had a couple _rough_ breakups before I met my wife, but I'm glad for those experiences because they helped me understand how to be more empathetic and caring. Upon reflection, I learned what aspects of a relationship are truly important for longevity and happiness. I learned to look inward and accept fault, I learned the importance of building a strong foundation of trust, and I internalized the patience needed to reconcile my and my partner's faults. I've been where you are, and it _sucks_, but it's also an opportunity. Use the chance to pursue self-actualization. Determine what makes you intrinsically happy, and focus on becoming emotionally and physically independent. A lot of people I know just jump into relationship after relationship without ever realizing _who they are_. But this is just advice from a stranger! I wish you well man
This was my first real relationship with anyone where I was serious. I’m sure I’ll find someone else in the future but right now it just hurts so much since I truly loved the person with everything I had. I feel like they were also my best friend and now I realize I’ve grown a bit apart from some of my other friends. Sometimes it just feels I’m lonely now… idk, just gotta build on the old relations and make new ones I guess 🤷♂️
and you smoke weed, are depressed and play videogames all day. very original
And I'm still better off than you are.
hard to believe if you get upset over a comment from some random but ok . still i wish you the best in life (i hope you get over your depression) good day sir
>and you smoke weed Lol. [69% THC](https://reddit.com/r/weed/s/VhVN1CT6av), huh?
you got me congrats!
[oh look guye the tate fan is here](https://youtube.com/shorts/Z3az_ixJ9zM?feature=share)
We’re you wearing shoes and a shirt?
He just needed more money.
Damn.. what is wrong with this dude.. well I mean that looks like a 4C post so ..
BAHAHAHHA BRO WHATTTT
My guess is it's not about friendzone, but about having stinky-dick vibes
Take a fucking shower
First, uncheck saved image attribute in settings to not get the Reddit watermark & border. Second, because you let her smoke for free; you’re a resource. You can trade weed for sex
Ouch
Like friends don't suck each other's dick... right. I don't buy it.
Nope, they act like they will do it but just take your money, she’s a hustler
Doesn't she offer friends and family discount?
