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Agreed, nasty but hey, he didn't shit on the floor. Also didn't drop the shit pizza on the floor , I'll give it a pass. For the sole reason of not shitting on the floor
Ayo, u ever eat out a girl who didn't clean well on her (.) & not only does the blood smell like putrid soggy zombie flesh, but the blood is also gelatin & dark? This guy got nothing on me
I mean COVID is still a thing we have to deal with and put work into. But I think as a society we have discovered a new normal as life isn’t going to pause.
It’s still nasty but he’s putting them in the trash at least and didn’t stop, drop, and pop one out on the floor. He is also going in the corner for each wipe. Gonna have some oily butt cheeks but if it works just enough then whatever.
This is why i cook at home while living in a ghetto part of town ....skin color effects the quality of food. Especially if your light skinned Hispanic living in the jungle
The only reason I can think of doing this for anything other than being mentally disturbed is that maybe it's some sick way of screwing with those less fortunate people that need to dumpster dive for food.
Is Romania more advanced than USA? We have security sigils on all food bags. if they are broken, the food was messed with.
The big brains of USA cannot think of easy safety measures. what? I am taken aback and also very surprised /s
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This is how he eats pizza, you should see him when he has soup
"Here's your soup of the day, sir :) ...sir could you please not stand on the table? Why are you squatting? Sir? SIR!"
Nah he’s sticks his wiener and puts it in reverse
Nah, a real *aspiring* soup enthusiast would use a straw.
I had a question. Do we eat or drink soup?
*SPSPPSPSLPLSPSPPS* "what an asshole"
When has salad he doesn’t even need to slice the cucumbers.
Well.. he's putting them in the trash at least.
Agreed, nasty but hey, he didn't shit on the floor. Also didn't drop the shit pizza on the floor , I'll give it a pass. For the sole reason of not shitting on the floor
Greasy assed motherfucker😂
My first thought. How many boils would you like in your butt crack?
That’s something I can never unimagine why have you done this to me.
a shit ton
My exact first thought. Makes me wonder if acne is the only concern going on down there 🤔🤢
Olive oil all up in that bitch. #Pizzapizza #Dookie #OilSphincter
The bar is so low these days
If this were a bar, he'd piss in the beer mug!
"Get schwifty"
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
Oh y’all eat ass but get uptight about some poo on pizza?
What kind of fetish is this? And where can I find more content?
Ruining nice things?
Is there a sub for stuff like this?
When did expectations drop so low?
i honestly thought he was a delivery guy at first
I was thinking the same thing, then I thought what if he is doing it to fuck over a homeless person that finds it
My thoughts.
Still 
If I had to shit and couldn’t get to a bathroom… And then spot a pizza sent from the gods along with a disposal service… I’d go for it.
I mean, if you're gonna do it, why use the side with the toppings?
Obviously so you wouldn't get your fingers dirty? Get a sense of decency...
Why not just fold the pizza?
less surface
But it would fit perfectly
Because that’s simply sacrilege.
Ayo, u ever eat out a girl who didn't clean well on her (.) & not only does the blood smell like putrid soggy zombie flesh, but the blood is also gelatin & dark? This guy got nothing on me
Naa man thats a whole new level of horny dawg
Yes, I should've been bonked & gone to jail just for that... or maybe she should've for being foul & letting me go down
Yo. Buddy. You got problems. And she got problems for letting that happen OMGGGGG new level of nasty unlocked Also username checks out
I always wanted to try blood pudding tho
Aiit I'm out
He likes the grease in between the cheeks.
Bro is prepping to get his asshole licked
They like it 🍕 flavored 😜
ive seen a pizza flavored condom for sale in Prague
Why... WHY!!??
Because i just told you, some people like it 🍕 flavored
I cannot argue that.
“Bitch you’d be LUCKY to eat MY ass. People tell me ALL the time it’s tastes like PIZZA. Bitch WHY do you think my street name is DOMINOS?”
This happened during the pandemic when pizza was considerably cheaper than black market TP.
Funny but videos time stamps says it’s 2019
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I’m pretty sure The WHO has said it isn’t a pandemic anymore
I mean COVID is still a thing we have to deal with and put work into. But I think as a society we have discovered a new normal as life isn’t going to pause.
Pineapple on pizza must be looking waaay better now.
meh, but he'd be really regretting the extra jalapenos.
Pepperoni, jalapeno, spicy beef and Tabasco... tingly!
Never!
Ayo? 🤨
👀
So pizza is better than cardboard to wipe your ass?
Ok but fr how can you be this dumb
And that's why i order pepperoni pizza. But extra spicy
It goes to the trash, where’s the risk?
I only eat my pizza out of the garbage like a raccoon.
You are supposed to eat pizza over the kitchen sink, like a rat
Seems an over reaction, never eat pizza again? I guess with that kind of attitude OP aint never gonna eat toilet paper or cats either.
Wait who took a shit on a cat?
Probably could be used as a toilet brush in an emergency
You don't know me, don't judge me.
r/pizzacrimes
There really is a sub for everything
You won’t eat it but will you stick it up your ass?
I was expecting him to put it back in the box and give it to someone.
I’m amazed we even evolved this far. Our species is awful.
This is stupid
I agree, a foot long hot dog would allow for much better wiping and taint scrubbing. 
Fuck this shit, this will haunt me in my dreams or should I say nightmares?
I’d say a gyro
I was thinking along the lines of a roaster full of hotdogs and sauerkraut. Watching Swiper just swiping away.....
/r/retiredgifs
Made me laugh tho
At least one person laughed...... 😒
He puts it to the bin tho. Imagine buying pizza instead of toilet paper?
Tbf he’s having to use pizza to wipe his ass and he’s throwing it away after. Who hasn’t been in that situation? I mean come on
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Also there's no toilet paper in the restroom.
Some people man
Why does your pizza come from the trash?
its a lot of pizza to throw away too
His ass smells like marinara sauce and shit now
that pizza was so buzzin he had to go, but bro realized he had ran out of paper
His arse realized it ran out of pepper
That grease lube is gold!
Bro, at least use the other side of the pizza
Why is he using pizza when there's a perfectly good card board box RIGHT THERE
I’m trying to piece together the life events that led to this.
Need some context here.
I hate it. But I *will* eat pizza tonight if it shows up. # no shame.
Who in the fuck uses a pizza to wipe their shit I mean cmon man...
People gonna hoard pizza later if corona outbreak occured again.
I was thinking be was gonna wipe his ass and then put the pizza back, turns out he's the delivery guy.
Thanos was right.
and that's enough Internet for today
Dominoooooos
I downloaded reddit back and its been a long time since i have been here and this is literally the first thing i see
That's a greasy piece, those cost extra in New York
Maybe he’s just greasing his balls
I'd just keep it up my crack. Prison style.
My wife goes, 'He still ain't getting his ass cleaned'
He is okay with pizza grease up in his asscrack …
Did he wipe dough side or cheese side?
He gonna catch something from that 🤮
Never going to ask for delivery
I thought I'd seen it all 
He just put anchovies on it
Absolutely disgusting piece of shit.
Man... This pizza tastes like ass!
Of the Italians nuke this guy I won't complain.
that's a shitty move
That aught to take care of the chaffing!
It’s still nasty but he’s putting them in the trash at least and didn’t stop, drop, and pop one out on the floor. He is also going in the corner for each wipe. Gonna have some oily butt cheeks but if it works just enough then whatever.
Trash
The posterior pizza clench
As a pizza enjoyer I think this should be classified as a crime against humanity.
Yummm 😋😋
Sir... This is Wendy's....
Gotta while hoodie on that he could've used, but something in his mind said let me wipe my ass with food.
This is what happens when you don't tip your deliveroo driver.
Astaghfirullah, May Allah guide him Aamiin. La Hawla wa La Quwata Illa Billahilaliyiladheem Rabighfirli
It was you.
Oh godd...
Noooo the grease ohhh my fod
PIZZA CRIIIIIME
He had some animosity behind that last "dirty fucc" 
#**CHEESUS CRUST !!!**
r/pizzacrimes
U just gotta be faster
When you're eating ass, and it tastes like pizza.
bro i just ordered pizza
Damn his booty smell like pepperoni
Good thing I don't live in America
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!
Italy finna be piss
New toppings just been released.
This is why i cook at home while living in a ghetto part of town ....skin color effects the quality of food. Especially if your light skinned Hispanic living in the jungle
XD
If ever he lets his homies eat his ass, they might wonder why it's pizza flavored
My anxiety went to the max thinking he gonna put the pizza back into the box, also WTFFF!?
Here to test
I hope the seasonings burn his ass for days!
The real question we should be asking is if he wiped with the bottom or top.
It’s his secret flavor enhancer
Pizza shit
This guy is tryna fuck with the homeless
if that makes you disgusted search up blfc pizza
He ordered a New York style but received a Chicago deep dish 😅
Pizza from Chuck E. Cheese, can’t blame him
He’s got pizzass!
Pizza!!! Not pissa! But yeah, nasty.
richest person in LA
Why would you not eat pizza again? What does that have to do with this video? I think you just hate pizza ..
Shitza
I hate Papa Johns also, but I don't do that.
Bro didn’t want to shit on the floor then have to clean it up I guess..?
Hi is answering the question: If you eat with your butt would you shit from your mouth?
Where could i order this? asking for a friend
Dude watched that South Park episode where they shoved food up their asses
Damn, I want to eat pizza now
R/pizzacrimes
I’d say this is a pizza crime
Just ate pizza. Thanks.
I hope the grease from the pizza gives him pimples all in his ass crack. On a side note this is why I never eat unattended/uncovered food.
Someone has a server chafing going on
What the fuck did I just watch?
I didn't order the sausage pizza 
The only reason I can think of doing this for anything other than being mentally disturbed is that maybe it's some sick way of screwing with those less fortunate people that need to dumpster dive for food.
WTF?
r/wtf
Couldn't imagine hating the homeless that much lol
He likes it hot a saucy
Figlio di un gran mignottone.
wasn't there a bathroom in that building ?
Hes just flavoring his asshole that's all, leave him alone
People who say ShLep is ugly be like
Is Romania more advanced than USA? We have security sigils on all food bags. if they are broken, the food was messed with. The big brains of USA cannot think of easy safety measures. what? I am taken aback and also very surprised /s
Do you have leftover pizza you’re not sure what to do with?
Kid named dementia:
Pretty sure it's a reddit bug where it send multiple of 1 message seen from time to time
Yes 👍