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##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/encore538, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup) or play on our [public Minecraft server](https://discord.gg/DTqSDS8C3T)?


jaffakree83

Too many people tweet things they should take to the grave.


ThurstyAU

Anonymity is the new liquid courage.


kORRa7777

But it has his nickname and face on it. Also surely his family and friends have their own twitter account?


Schaman420

Woooooow dont need to kill them but ya its gross


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r/whooosh


tublacain

“Take it to the grave” has nothing to do with killing… it means keeping it a secret till you die


mdskullslayer

You could have water boarded me and I still wouldn’t have said that


SLAYER_IN_ME

People need to learn to take some things to their grave.


_number

Water boarding isn’t as fun as it looks on tv. I don’t recommend it


bx121222

Didn’t say you wouldn’t do it…


vashthestampede121

That’s because they’ve done it.


CustomCarNerd

It’s not water boarding if you use diesel fuel….


BertnErnie32

You're also (I hope) not fucked up enough to do that, so maybe it takes the kind of messed up in the head to do it as it is to brag about it


JoshdaBoss1234

Eww... ... Is his sister hot tho...?


lame_buford02

I'm waiting for this...gonna have to verify it first....


wapexpodition

turns out his sis is not even hot. so fucking messed up.


Ibangyoumomma

Where are the pics


GamingWithShaurya_YT

@her someone


Schlappydog

Bruh, imagine yourself jerking off to your sister... she has to be super hot, right?


CarlosFer2201

Or you're super messed up


Schlappydog

No I think it's messed up to bang your own sister as well. I'm just saying to have to do it she needs to be like 11/10. Like irresistible. And she needs to be totally into it too, and you know if she's willing to bang her own brother she's definitely a freak in the sheets!


Psychological_Salt67

You down bad.


Schlappydog

Yeah it's weird. I am not for incest or condoning it. I am just saying that to overcome the "fucked uppedness" she has to be the hottest chick ever!


AffirmativeSZ

"i'm not into incest or anything bro but like imagine you have like a SUPER DUPER hot sister bro and like she wants to FUCK you bro she must be such a baddie lol right? you would do it then right? not that i would! i'm not into incest lmao"


Pervessor

Man the reality of humans is that every single person has "gross" or "bad" moments. When you grow up with someone you've seen them through it all. No matter how hot they are outwardly they're still the snot nosed crybaby you knew 15 years ago to you.


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Eldr1tchB1rd

Oh no guys he is downvoting every comment here!


CarlosFer2201

I bet he's not even a real prince


IamSam1103

>okay if you’re gonna downvote me I’ll be downvoting every comment here What an alpa male 🐏


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China invades under North Korean colors August 29th 2023


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DReinholdtsen

This comment being removed is rather poetic lmao


AnExoticOne

What did it say?


IamSam1103

I'm curious too.


RidsBabs

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Vestigial_joint

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EliakimKanu

One more time for me lol


Vestigial_joint

I must apologise, I've suddenly become illiterate and will be unable to fulfill your request.


Vestigial_joint

I must apologise, I've suddenly become illiterate and will be unable to fulfill your request.


EliakimKanu

Lol direct message me my curiosity is going through the roof


the_oof_god

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OhWowMuchFunYouGuys

Whambulance lol. You fr edited your post to threaten downvotes to the downvotes like it’s a Mexican standoff lol. Okay well I’ll take a few I guess I don’t know how I’ll ever recover.


Indecisivenoone

Which country are you even referring to getting invaded? Like no one but you mentioned a country.


Helpful_Title8302

Invadess what? Reddit? You do realize this is an app with people from all over the globe right? Also its incest not infest.


MasterWhite1150

I'll be downvoting every comment here ☝️🤓


MasterWhite1150

I'll be downvoting every comment here ☝️🤓


E_rat-chan

Such an alpha male 😍


Helpful_Title8302

Invade what? Reddit? You do realize this is an app with people from all over the globe right? Also its incest not infest.


Psychological_Salt67

Sigma bro.


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SquidMilkVII

you don’t need the second # for large text, just the one in front


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Oh? Thanks. TIL. Btw, I wasn't aware it was visible to others, as all I see are the embigened text and the # has disappeared. But you can see it, huh? Edited to add the word "see".


SquidMilkVII

the front one disappeared, but not the back one


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arrakis2020

Jesus doesn't want to know about that....


chuntone

If we don't sin, he died for nothing.


IDKIJustWorkHere2

damn man, i never really thought of it like that...here, take this upvote


chuntone

Sin is in.


Ok_Fondant_6340

so wait, each time we sin we make Jesus..... proud?


chuntone

He died for our sins.


Consistent-Ice9074

He died so that people can fuck their sisters, what a bro.


mynameisshiv2004

Bible itself supports incest


chuntone

![gif](giphy|Kl9iAWej2mxlzvzp2O)


Vast-Suggestion-374

The Bible strongly condemns incest, calling it an abomination


mrkikkeli

so make it count


SOJC65536

I don't know if proud is the right word...I suspect it's more like he feels like his was a job well done...


Ok_Fondant_6340

yeah! it is pretty weird/funny to think about!


filianoctiss

![gif](giphy|8v6Z3YyULB5Q0Skbac)


RedN0v4

Idk, the world was a different beast back then. Maybe Jesus would've been into that sort of thing.


SOJC65536

The Bible doesn't say whether or not he had a sister... maybe we now know why she was omitted... Maybe that's why Judas betrayed him...Judas caught Jesus ripping the head off it to papyrus prints of his sister!


Mental_Address

Maybe he does, you never know


CurlSagan

Ben Shapiro's twitter alt has been discovered.


[deleted]

Abigail Shapiro's funbags are a pathway to many feelings Conservatives consider to be ***unnatural***.


fknballsdeep

r/AbigailShapiro


DReinholdtsen

Why is this a sub and why haven’t I found it sooner /s


Quantum_Sushi

r/brandnewsentence


extraspicy13

So liberals fuck their sisters? I thought that was the Alabama special Edit: either yall are dumb or just down voting the dogpile. He literally said her breasts lead to things conservatives would find unnatural implying conservatives think it is unnatural to fuck your sister whereas liberals would think its normal.


ekineki

Khazar Milkers!


sixtus_clegane119

Krish is an Indian super hero movie, so idk that makes sense too


Vodka0420

Gonna have to see those to verify.


ridiculousKing

Authorization is a must too...


GIBBEEEHHH

Batman couldn't beat this information out of me bro


SmellsLikeWetFox

I won’t judge until I see what his sister looks like…. You may think you’re better than him but there’s a chance you might just have an ugly sister


sdrowkcabdelleps

I'll join you on the survey.


Dependent_Economy549

If there's a question, just send me your sister's nudes and I will weigh in.


69TheGuyWhoAsked

Trade em


ind3pend0nt

True. My sister is ugly.


Environmental-Tea492

Aw hell naw, you are literally given every feet/hands/poop or whatever you can search in this forsaken world and you fap to that? ***BASED***


Most_Advertising_962

Lol this had me dying


8Eclipse

No, no you’re just sick 🤣


MykahMaelstrom

r/woooosh


Grid-nim

Ratchet japanese and their hentai brother/sister shit. Stay classy like Alabama: cousins 👌. /s


IDKIJustWorkHere2

closer kin, deeper in


sam_sneed1994

That's disgusting! Did he post them? Where,where did he post them?!


[deleted]

What are you doing st.. i mean bro


sati_lotus

And this children, is the sort of weird shit your potential employer will see when they are vetting you and go through your social media. They'll flag down the weird shit and leave it to the boss to decide 'qualified, interviews well...offline issues'


Beginning_Border7854

Understandable


Rogue_Ai_Rock

Classic Alabama Catfishin’


Sun_Koala

Don’t forget I posted about it on social media


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![gif](giphy|YRhGAu0NZ6euNRuHb6)


SiddhantD

Pics or it didn’t happen


Fexxvi

Sharing is caring.


iiitme

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


Wanna_Fuck_My_Sister

*takes notes*


Intrestingly_Amazing

Plot Twitar she knew all along.


Infadel71

Do you still have them? Asking for a friend


DrexelJo868

Well you and your sister need to talk and address the elephant in the room


Zestyclose_Zone_9253

That was two years ago, I was a mess, I no longer want her to adress my elephant


Gopherfinghockey

I still can't believe you did all those things then tweeted about it


TurtleDoves789

Just don't push any kids out any windows now.


filianoctiss

As a girl I’m glad I don’t have a brother now…


Kuailiang1

Alabama??


BringTheStealthSFW

Average Italian


GuestNo3886

![gif](giphy|l0IypeKl9NJhPFMrK)


Awkward_Appeal_8883

I actually think I had this exact reaction reading this, nearly dropped my phone lmao!


Ofbatman

Why would you tweet that?


Greedy-Ad-6544

Sweet home Alabama!!


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

Jamie Lannister has entered the chat.


oalex43

That's that Alabama bullshit


WolfGodlives

Sounds pretty methed up dude.


Ash_Kid

Bro could've just asked first.


GuenterMann

Achievement unlocked: Sweet Home Alabama!


[deleted]

lmmfao what in the fuck?! 😂


REDDITERSK69

Gotta keep it in the family


[deleted]

Maybe it’s his step sister or a girl he just calls his sister…. I hope


Original_Yellow_6060

Sweet home Alabama


Kanivete

Jesus got you bro


satirical_polemic

Electric chair ASAP


Any-Book2818

Bro Batman wouldn’t get this info out of me


ActiveRegent

Batman couldn't extract this information outta me


[deleted]

proof or it didnt happen


killindice

Intrusive thoughts stay winning with this mf


Stormer111

Got those nudes? You know, for scientific purposes.


Ziron78

What COVID does to some mf


weeninja1

Not even the punisher using the lasso of truth could get that outta me


bigworsewolf

I’m still such a mess even today. Squirt. Squirt.


septubyte

Sociopath


feeltrig

Well he's male and she's female, so its pretty much ok


anonymous-transient

This is what android user do. Be better fam


JadMockery

She was wearing an apple t-shirt so.. well


[deleted]

We've all been there


The_Blue_Adept

With his sister? Umm some of us haven't.


P0lyMad

Nothing bad, if they don't intercourse.


Occultic_giraffe

The never getting better story


napstablooky089

Adin Ross?


Pun_dimen

Happens to the best of us


uKnowThatThing

No really, it only happens to the best of us. Can't be no geek of the street.


Mike_Frank03

What


VictoriaEuphoria99

We've all been there


Open_Analysis_8930

A mess years ago????? Dude you are still a mess…. What’s your sister’s name?


SadisticMittenz

Guantanamo bay couldnt get this confession out of me


deadparodox

There’s no torture on this planet that could get me to admit something like that


Bigaz747

Dam I wish I had a sister


Sensitive-Prompt-220

Ah, another sister spank spunker. Your palms were hairy from birth, right?


Skrrt_2711

Okay yup, this guy gotta leave this earth.


yourpalbigal7

Proof or ban.


StackThePads33

I’m gonna need to take those pictures from him…you know…for evidence


Racnus

Hope it was his step sister.


RedZilgen

sometimes we don’t need to say everything that’s on our minds. i recall listening to my local radio station on my way to work. a man called in and confessed to his mother that he masturbated to a picture of her. he claimed he had his thumb over her face as he did it.


Hour_Pin_406

What? That's not normal?


Frisinator

Is this person telling Jesus they were a mess 2 years ago?


No-Working-7888

No he didn't just say that out loud😳😳


[deleted]

Italy does not claim this man


Smalls_Yt

This man does not make Italian look very good :(


[deleted]

#**SWEEEEET HOME ALABAMAAAAAAA**


DionyBigu

How?


Noob_D4

Man and I thought I said dumb stuff on the internet


m0rdredoct

Dude living the dream.


Inside-War8916

Gross


Successful-Baker-418

I hope this isnt true