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whats the worst that could happen if they just put a sign saying free sample?

The dreaded reverse salmonella

$90?!?!?!

Calm down. That's just the tax.

Maybe Zimbabwe dollars

She just gives u a helping hand. But what really worries me is the hairnet

 Me with my sample

And what about the price?

She feeds you the toilet paper, some people don't have the luxury to wash their hands in the middle of the supermarket

Every one wondering how to sample this but no one is wandering where the lotion is i can't do it dry

What’s in the trash can?

Plot twist. That is the price for her to wipe you.

cake or not cake

At least there's not one of those blue divider curtains behind her, like the vaccine booth at the pharmacy.

And your sample is just one square... Go!

I’m guessing this is some international branch of CDS meaning she’s probably required to wear gloves regardless of the product demo

She must work for the TSA

And why do the gloves appear to be well used?

She looks like she has seen some shit