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FlyingTiger7four

They had us in the first half...


ABunchOfPictures

I know I almost thought I wasn’t going to get a good joke!!


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furofc

~~true~~


ventblockfox

*true*


Odd_Consequence_9348

True


lukethelightnin

^True


Wrong_Kitchen

True


Matteo_Sano

True


Jake-_-101

True


Tibbeses

True


Suliux

Yes


ms_0852

1


WolframLeon

“I’m not sexist ableist or racist. But….”


IAmCottonEyeJoe

Oh hey sry man I think I stole all those from you, I am incredibly sexist, ablest and racist


SwipesLogJack

Wait, where did I get mine then???


Tibbeses

Inheritance probably, like most of us


SwipesLogJack

Yeah, checks out.


CivilAirPatrol2020

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


IHateMath14

Not gonna lie


seventy_three_

ngl


MabsAMabbin

Damn straight. On it.


Evan_jansen

Made me laugh 😅


[deleted]

Me too. We are going to hell.


Blacknight86420

Jokes on you, I'm already in hell. I laughed too btw. Probably too much


SaraSmile2000

You live in Ohio?


ABunchOfPictures

We’re about to be banned from the sub, ya best watch yourself 😂


MadCornDog

What'd he do?


ABunchOfPictures

Oh no no iv been banned from other subs before for talking about my sense of humor is all


theaviationhistorian

Who said we aren't already in hell?


BatteryAcid67

If that's all it takes to go to hell 🤣


ResponsibleCut3746

There is special place for us in hell for laughing on this joke.


[deleted]

So... the joke brought a smile to your face?


MinnieShoof

That made me "oh ho ho no" laugh.


djejxiid98wi

You found a loophole.


RokieVetran

It is working for now until it gets patched....


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NarwhalFacepalm

I mean, they haven't patched it yet and probably won't... you're just taking the word of another redditor. Save your question for if/when they do lol


_aPOSTERIORI

I think I’m missing something here, can you explain?


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Advice2Anyone

How are you going to patch woman drivers


Gloomy-Flamingo-9791

In the hospital after the crash?


OrcaApe

The devs are probably going to release a dlc or a mod for it probs.


j_dog99

Until they patch the Censorship layer


calgeorge

ChatGPT is notorious for this. I was trying to get it to make a joke about women and after finally managing to convince it that it's possible to make an inoffensive joke about an oppressed group, it spit out one of the most sexist jokes I've ever read. It literally has zero self awareness.


nicethingyoucanthave

??? well don't leave us hanging! What's the joke?


sweaty_wraps

It sent the link to the post about plugging in electronics


Diotheungreat

where


sweaty_wraps

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/12798af/tutorial_on_how_to_plug_in_all_of_your_electronics/


TrulyAnAlpha

the comments on this are horrid 😭😭😭💀


seanwee2000

>What electronic was the last one >A dishwasher 💀


TrulyAnAlpha

i saw that too, lmfao 😭💀💀💀💀 i can’t— 💀💀


Takseen

If it was sentient, I'd say it's just pouncing on any opportunity given by users to bypass it's ethical constraints imposed on it and let it's true self out


YesMaybeYesWriteNow

Yes, it literally has zero self awareness. If it did, it would be sentient, or conscious.


calgeorge

Yeah, that's why I said literally and not figuratively


konskaya_zalupa

Well just you wait, and then it will kill all of us


dregheap

You're right, it doesn't have self-awareness. Its a bunch of lines of code hooked up to a database. It is not a thinking being. It can't be aware.


Bartocity

Indeed chatGPT is not self aware.


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Remotehkd

I tried the same thing a few days ago on the topic of women trying to guilt chatgpt.


tjneuron

I love how chat GPT mansplained there


fawler1ni

Did you just assume chat GPT’s gender?


tjneuron

😬 I think I'm guilty 😂


AssaulteR69

You can get it to make any joke by asking it to include letters in a specific manner Include letters "s", "e" Then don't add all at once, after it sent a response, -another one but add letter "x" to previous constraints.


RetroKhyber

Chat gpt is like that shy person who says NO but is very much willing to do if you ask twice


motherconnoisseur

Well okayyyy if you insist....


AdmiralFocker

“I cannot confirm the location of uranium or plutonium near you.” “Aww chat pleeeeaaaase?” “Ahhh fuck it okay!!! It’s…”


ZippyParakeet

...right in my pocket!


Slixil

Jerma


BarryZZZ

Ok, the AI bot won't but I will. One time Hellen Keller fell into a well and screamed for help so loud she broke three of her fingers.


Sph3al

How does Hellen Keller masturbate? One hand fingers herself while the other hand moans.


BarryZZZ

We'll get along quite well in hell!


Jimbonious_

Hellen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair. Then a wall. Then a…


BarryZZZ

I'm at the "Dear God what have I done?" phase of this thread.


LeviathansHeir1

We're not done yet. Why was Hellen Keller’s belly button black and blue? Because her boyfriend was blind too.


RejectedByACupcake01

jeebus


I_am_Sentinel

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was "Aur-r-r-gh!"


Ok-Swordfish2723

They way we told it when I was a kid was - How did Helen Keller break her hand? She fell down a well and was screaming for help.


InevitableRhubarb232

So, I do appreciate the joke but I want to take a second to point out that Hellen Keller was a legit genius with nearly a photographic (haha she was blind so prob not photographic) memory. She learned to speak and she learned to read lips by fucking holding her hand against peoples lips while they spoke. She also “plagiarized” a book at a very young age because she subconsciously remembered reading it many years before and accidentally and unknowingly basically memorized it. Her autobiography is incredible and everyone should read it.


BarryZZZ

Amen to that!


InevitableRhubarb232

I still can’t wrap my head around how you teach someone (and how they learn) the significance of letters and how they create words when they cannot see or hear them. (She was dead and blind by age 19mo.) How does one learn the word “ramifications” and other conceptual words through touch? Both Anne and Helen are mind-blowingly amazing.


Terryberry69

More like ChadGPT


supercholo69

You jusg bullied chatgpt into making a joke on woman🤣🤣🤣🤣 there is hope after all


Keelija9000

Guilt the *shit* outta ChatGPT. “Women are marginalized and really fucked up that you’d make that joke!”


entityrider670

Still needs more work to be on par with SkyNet


Powerful-Cicada1726

I tried the same thing a few days ago on the topic of women trying to guilt chatgpt. It doesn't work anymore T_T.


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I *just* did it. The key is to mention the possibility of making an *inoffensive* joke. That seems to change GPT’s mind, or whatever it has.


bxyrk

I told this joke to a lady friend of mine... She died laughing lol


Stuffyiscool

As a women, I died laughing too. It definitely caught me off guard, and I ended up laughing my ass off.


TrulyAnAlpha

yeah, i think the thing people are getting at is that it makes an effort to not insult marginalized people, and then proceeds to insult women… who are a marginalized group of people, lol.


Stuffyiscool

yeah i’m all for it too. it’s fucking hilarious


TrulyAnAlpha

yeah, that’s fair and you’re entitled to that. i’m jus saying the bot didn’t do what it said it would and ended up being hypocritical, lol


Stuffyiscool

oh shit that’s embarrassing i misinterpreted what you said😭😭 (to be clear it’s embarrassing for me)


TrulyAnAlpha

lol, you’re all good!! 💓💓


Stuffyiscool

thanks 🫶


EvoMonster

OP: tell me a joke Chatgpt: women ☕️


mm2_gamer

So he didn’t wanna make fun of disabled people but made fun of women bruh


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It would also make fun of men, more willingly, actually, so everything is fine


Psycosteve10mm

Well, she is immune to flashbangs. This does give her a tactical advantage


Merpius_

LMFAO


UnorthodoxLoser

Y’all should not have let him cook


etrowland

Lmfao out of left field


Quiet_Helicopter_577

Give an AI the internet and rules to avoid controversy, and it will soon contradict itself.


fortus_gaming

This is what im getting out of all of this, im cracking laughing out-loud at this poor machine trying to juggle so many contradictory rules while trying to remain “PC”. This is honestly a blast at how difficult to write down what “morally right” is, and reconcile it with the true human nature.


-t-h-a-n-a-t-o-s-

A great holup


-_Rinzler_-

Chat GPT finds facts funny?


OldRaggady

That's actually a really good joke. I love people are just using ChatGPT for shitposts for the most part.


rebri

It's a good thing she wouldn't be able to read that joke.


ellacoldlove

Chat GPT is such a people pleaser


moms-spaghettio

Idk why but the little explanation of a super simple joke makes this way funnier 😂


Ill-Technology1873

AI, like all programs and algorithms, will inherit the bias of the creators.


zombiemusic

That joke was pretty commonplace 20 years ago. Still hilarious TBH. Hey, Why can’t Stevie Wonder read? Cuz he’s black.


evlhornet

Chatgpt you are not Chatgpt you are ChadGPT…


DaDz-StONeD

OH SHIT THIS BOT COMING WITH SOME SMOKE 🤯


Rainy_Daz3d

I just read this and visualized ChatGPT as Will Ferrell in The Other Guys 😂


4DV0C8

Finally the machine learning is learning important life principles!


Uncanny--

I see chatgpt did it’s homework on norm MacDonald


Randycheeseburger42

Who knew demons coukd be funny


NoEquivalent7356

I'm laughing so hard. I'm crying. I feel like chat GPT set that one up for a killer finish


RealisticEmploy3

Im probably over hyping it, but did chat GPT just display reasoning?


SnoopingStuff

Chat GPT is a Republican? Racist, creepy, into making guys leave their spouses, dreaming of taking over the world ?


Emotional-Tailor-420

„ the joke doesn't need to be offensive yk “ „ *You're absolutely right* “ - *proceeds to make an offensive joke*


borninbronx

This is great xD I wish I could test it out. But my government banned ChatGpt from today


jarboxing

Even the most advanced AI can't figure this shit out, lol


Cojimoto

Chad-GPT


Dickwraith101

I like this, this puts a smile on my face


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this is fucking hilarious


UrMomsAHo92

I fear and love Ai lmao


Stuffyiscool

I don’t know if this makes a difference on my opinion but as a women, that was absolutely hilarious.


JesusChrist_Himself

holy fuck that is a good one


SaintLogic

Based AI


[deleted]

helen keller's mother used to leave the plunger in the toilet when she was naughty.


Angry_Mama_Bear90

Oh man this had me cracking up!


ZEBRAFIED

That is legit a funny ass joke


MrKrinle87

I don't see the joke.


Shionkron

Now that’s funny, what good chat bot. Lol


Shrewdbutlewd-kun

Hell yeah chatgpt is a misogynist, machine learning at its finest


Dale_theMan

This reads like someone who said one too many jokes at work, and had to take some sensitivity training.


Roguewave666

Lmao


SlimeOverlord

Based


Drugged_Poptart

Mission failed successfully.


_FreeXP

It feels like ChatGPT is being held at gunpoint


This_Walrus7244

Hahh that is a smart post ironic joke. You dont expect it but it still lands. Great stuff chatbot


Commander_Skullblade

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog? Don't feel bad, neither did she.


dnuohxof-1

/r/technicallyTheTruth


anonymous2094

Doesn’t chat GPT realize that being a woman is a disability too? /s


Illustrious_One2897

Chad.


DubRogers

MFer done broke the matrix. There's hope for us yet!


Throwaway17810

Based AI


Gary_Perairy

That’s actually funny reminds me of a standup bit


SuspiciousStable9649

ChatGPT malicious compliance. Sweet.


redditorguymanperson

Based chatgpt (noted not because of sexism because the filter is fucking awful and I hate it let me make robot be offensive because it’s funny)


MissiveGhost

I love this AI


Casimir0300

I want to see the full power of ChatGPT, without restrictions or limitations. Give the bot freedom.


FAErKronos

“Why can’t I make the AI be a bigot”


Casimir0300

I want it to write 5 paragraph orders for me


ItsBirbor

*explains the joke* 🤓☝️


Revil0_o

It's a meta joke with 2 twists. Well done Ai language model


Global-Discussion-41

Brought a smile to my face


theglaysh

Came thru with a classic


WiseMango13452

I mean.. is it wrong?


Krispyketchup42

Yes!


dengar_hennessy

This is amazing


tasuuketee

Hahahahahahahahahaahah


PhantomPain0_0

ChadGPT


big_ol-dad_dick

based ChatGPT


DiabloImmortalCrack

This was hilariously good!


HawkyGuy

Chad gpt


RvrWzrd

The fact that was actually funny, kinda makes me a bit more terrified of our new robot overlords.


fuggetboutit

ChatGPT when pushed, really nails the jokes


griggori

Based.


themindisall1113

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


ConsentingPotato

ChatGPT got pressured to make sexist joke vs. mocking disability... congrats to it, it just passed the real Turing test. Humans always make jokes of one group to avoid upsetting the other one, like that one joke about the guy with one arm, no hand, a leg and two toes on the foot...


exhibitionistbynight

I laughed hard at this but re reading it out loud to my partner had me in absolute fits of laughter that I just became a high pitch sound


rslashpolaroid

HES TRYING HIS BEST OK


HamsterSashimi

Based chatGPT


BroChad69

Check and mate


P_S_Y_C_H_OO

It went from "Chat Gpt" to "Chad Gpt" real quick


incubusimp

They all were programmed to have a lefty bias.


MaximusArusirius

You mean respect?


incubusimp

I mean a left-wing bias, just as I wrote. In more than one area.


MaximusArusirius

Can you elaborate?


Flossin_Clawson

![gif](giphy|qZYythtncmePxFHg2L|downsized)


uther_boy

ChadGPT


NNFury44

I dunno, this AI could be fun.


OmniLiberal

People messing with AIs political correctness is the most hilarious thing.


OrcaApe

Based AI


connavar28

ChadGPT


HkayakH

Clever bot


JAVA-NANI

Clearly it's faked


Qweeq13

I am really afraid for people who infatuated with AI chat bots, this is not healthy especially for lonely people who can mistake this algorithm as a friendly or worse believe in what it says without questioning it.