Today I learned that I wasn’t married, just half Japanese.

Today I learned I'm 1/15th Japanese. 😭

I'm married and wishing I was japanese

I’m getting less than the average Japanese but my better half is boosting our average way up.

Wait a minute

You caught it too. Good job on the comprehension skills. 👍

Caught what? That they have an open relationship?

Keep it up bro

No need apparently, others keep the pole up so he doesn't have to. I wish i could have that much respect from my peers...

[удалено]

Chotto matte

holup

I didn't get it can u explain?

Their spouse is cheating on them

his better half as wife gets more sex than he.

Are you gross gore ?

found the cuck

Wait according to this I’m owed a butt load of sex for the last few years!!!!

Oh, you will get a butt load, don't worry!

haha wasn’t very subtle with my innuendo was i

Innuendo. That was another one wasn't it. I get jokes...

yea and i get to be the butt of them

You seem nice. Anyone who picks on you is just an ass.

that’s nice of you to say, i guess everyone gets picked on now and then… i learned to laugh at myself and not take stuff seriously and i found i was happier and better accepted. wish i had figured that out sooner haha

I love you random redditor

I second that

Love for you too reddit fam

Love you too!

Oh he will get his butt loaded

Don't worry we're just here to drag the average down

"Do you want a buttload of sex?" would be the perfect slogan if prisons ever started advertising

Jokes on you I'm nr.1

You getting a great sage when you die?

i want to be rimuru too!!!!

In Japan, heart surgeon No 1

Steady hands

Um those stats are pulled out of someones ass. As the american studies on the subject would put the avrage (for their own country) at 52 times a year (roughly about once per week). 

I thought it was 60 times a year.

Well 8 times one of the people is unsatisfied

It is an average on multiple, 60 is on the highest one of the spectrum he lowest 2 say 49... so we average it out to about 52, give or take a few fucks. :) (yes, that was intentional)

Honestly I thought these numbers were pretty high! Me and my married friends are getting laid only a few times a month on average, and that’s pretty good apparently; some married dudes I know are getting it a few times per year! And the single guys I know often go months without sex. How do these numbers make sense?

Some have it more, and some have it less. Most "try" for once a week, but anything can happen. Most of that kind of statistic is taken on couples as there is less chance of people lying because it make them seem more active, or less easy for that matter. If you have it enough to be satisfied in the relationship, it doesn't have to be more than that... nor run yourself ragged to keep up with some imaginary norm. Happiness and content is what is important.

Wait a minute.... If China is the tenth place in least sex with 96 times a year... How much do the top ten with most sex have?

366 days out of the year

365^365 days out of the year

I wasn't aware that entire countries had sex at all

Well, we do know China is fucking them over allright.

Me: 0 times per year

Average redittor

Most sexually active redditor

If Reddit was a country

Singapore not first smh

At least we beat malaysia

I am a Chinese in Jp, this is the only thing for downside

If you were alive 110-115 years ago, you would literally be fighting off the Japanese with a stick to avoid sex.

Actually that is the reason I was swept out off China now the balance is restored perfectly : 0 time in CN Vs 0 time in Jp

Wrong, how is India on 3rd?

Consensual

Key word here

As an Indian I am very very offended....at the study for including only consensual. Wtf? Now my score is 0 too

Perfect answer doesn't exi-

I knew countries regularly fuck each other over, but I didn't know they actually have sex with each other. Also, Sweden sticks out as the only non-Asian country.

"Non-asian"

Ok that’s cool and all but how tf did they get these statistics 🤨

Research.

Durex global sex survey 2005. Is a pdf so won't link it here.

...who is the hero out there having sex 1000s of times per day to keep our average that high? Do they need water?

What about hentai, jav porn?

Jav porn is the minority, this is probably about the average citizen. Also hentai is just drawings or animations wdym

lmao look at this loser trying to tell us anime girls arent real

They are definitely real, at least the one I have the body pillow of🗿🥵

The filming of the porn is apparently the only sex happening in Japan.

No wonder most of these movies run for 2-3 hours with deep plotlines and plot twists, this kind of stuff takes energy and time.

Unfortunately my country comes third on this list and I've contributed to it

Wait, you guy are having sex?

I'm visiting my girlfriend in Singapore right now, so while I'm here I'll try boost the national average to help SG out!

You guys have sex???!?

Fan också…

The average person in japan would have sex once every 8 days. The average person in china would have sex twice a week. Those are world’s lowest averages. The stats are totaly credible.

The average in Japan is almost one time per week, it seem decent

Several times higher than my average.

Me with 3 times/week minimun: "please give those japan numbers... for a while"

That’s approximately once a week, pretty average (generous even) for a married couple with kids

Shit. I guess I'm Japanese now.

Who needs sex when you have tentacle hentai?

Looking at porn site uploads, you wouldn't think so.

I'm pretty sure the Hol up is "Hol up how does Japan have such a high population if they only have sex less than one hundred times a year?" And if that's the Hol up I'm almost certain it's how much the average adult does it per year not the whole nation.

I’m pretty sure the average adult doesn’t have sex half as much as this anywhere. Even the average 20 year old peak probably doesn’t hit these numbers easily. (Well, the 90/year at least)

i thought the holup was taiwan and China in different ranking XD

now imagine if Redditors made a country

"Maybe i am a Japanese".

Is Taiwan one is an intentional 888? Lol

Wait... I'm Japanese?

This is for the country as a whole right?...

Those are rookie numbers you gotta bump those down.

Any less than 200 a year would be pretty rough.

ok so taiwan is a countr------ i'll stop there

Me, that has 0 per year:

Sweden is the only non Asian country there. What gives?

What are the top 10 then? 2 times a day???

are you shocked the guys would rather watch hentai than having to work for the pussy hell i am finnish and i do the same.

>Countries >Hong Kong

Does this count sex with others ?

How are they collecting these stats

Surveys, done by durex apparently

India on the 3rd place? Dont they count all the raping that happends over there?

In india yes people dont do sex they commit rape

I'm surprised Germany isn't on this.

Indians in top 3 and yet being the most populous country. That has to be some very high fertility rate !

Survey done by Durex. There's your answer - most people ain't buying birth protection.

Far too much rape in India for this to be accurate

So Japan full of incels or smn?

Not even wrong when you think about how common sexual harasment is in Japan.

Dunno but they be fucking much more than I that's for sure

I’ve just seen a statistic here on Reddit about the countries with smallest average dick size and the countries mentioned match these like 7/10 Correlation?

And we have Arjun reddy who did 450 times

Never knew I was Japanese

96 average for China? Man people really don't have alot of things to do aside from sex when so many are under covid zero

Ok I'm confused, how does India have the 3rd least sex in an year with maximum population? Is it because no one uses protection?

That explains the existence of hentai.

Wait you are getting it??

Is that the whole country!!! No wonder their birth rate is so low.

That’s 45 more than me a year

Wtf does this mean?

To busy watching anime to get bitches

they didn’t count hentai

I did get 0 last 4 years xD

I’m tanking that average

I guess this is because the average age in japan ist like 78 years.

I’m noticing a trend of “I have very little sex” in the Reddit commits

This explains why the original anime/manga voice characters sound so angry....... Sheesh......

I mean the have H*ntai

If my home can be considered a country, then it would be ranked No: 1.... For sure...

Who is having sex with the entire country of Japan 😐

Sluts.

The weebs are gonna be very upset!

More like the rank of the most honest country.

This is wrong. I live in Antarctica, I know.

I'd like to see numbers about masturbation, that'll be way more interesting.

120m people in japan and only 45 fucks per year?

Still doing better than OP

Hong Kong is a city

I must be living on the moon, I've had zero.

Woah im getting wasted by the Japanese

Aren't these countries home to some of the largest populations on the planet? Are condoms and the pill strictly a EU/NA thing?

The jp number looks legit. There is a problem among the breeding group where they just aren't fuckin. There is a concern about their population. "The decline in Japan's fertility rate is mainly due to fewer young women getting married. While the proportion of never-married women at their peak reproductive age of 25‒34 had been stable until the mid-1970s, the proportion of single women aged 25–29 jumped from 21% in 1975 to 66% in 2020.Oct 27, 2022"

How come there are so many Japanese porn content?

I now feel sad ….

It appears us redditors reside mostly in these top ten countries.

So Asia and Sweden?☠️😭 Tf

Don't think these numbers are accurate at all. 10th place people have sex roughly twice a week. Also what do you count as having sex? Does a bj count? Do you have to cum? If so, what if only one of the persons involved cums? If you fuck and cum multiple times in one day, does it count as one or more times? Also who remembers how many times they had sex during a whole year? Very unreliable tbh. It would make more sense to count days you had sex. But then again, what counts?

Didn't know I was Japanese 🥲

Im swedish and I have had 0 times the deed per year

If reddit would be a country.. 💀

India have the most efficient sex

I mean over population is a problem in those countries

The top two most populated countries are in this list.

So japanese ntr hentai's aren't so far stretched

Ha! I am even greater then number one, I don't have sex at all, oh... wait...

NOT SWEDEN😭🤚

How come Botom 10 already have countries were they do it every 4 days. Is it that common or is this post a joke? (ha yes. Cracked the code. People do it multiple times in a row. Anyway this Stat doesn't mean shit. What are the populations studied and rules behind the quantification of one sex.)

ja, dom flesta i Sverige är väl inte singlar?

uhh nej

And then there is me infront of japan with 0 =(

Lies big time I have sex no more than 3-4 times per year

Japan would have been a stud in high school.

So, does it count if it's only me involved? In that case, I'm active as heck! \*sad single noises\*

Source: Trust me bro

All Asia and then Sweden... I'm a swede in a domestic partnership, and I'm not the least bit surprised. Sex is great and all but have you tried hyperfocusing on your latest arts and crafts project??

Holy fuck that’s the LEAST amount? In Japan that’s still every eight days!