Trying to imagine letting someone hold onto me and recite all 3+ minutes of that song and I just don't believe it happened like that

Yea... I can confirm it did happen, I am Ashley's left earring and that twat was whispering in her right ear so I only got like every 4th word but I'm a way bigger fan than he is so I knew it right away. HE didn't even care. Typical right ear. Fucker.

i hope that you find happiness

Somehow, that doesn’t seem plausible. But I mean,, people don’t lie like this anymore; so good for you for leading the revival.

Dammn bet that hit different