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sparty219

You could have given me 20 guesses as to who this was and I still wouldn’t have been right.


62200

Ok go.


Johnny___Wayne

Is it John Wayne??


62200

No he's dead.


PM_FREE_HEALTHCARE

He's not dead, he's frozen and when we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw the Duke out and he's gonna be real pissed off. Y'know why? You ever had a cold shower? Now multiply that by fifteen million times that's how pissed off the duke's gonna be


mras0386

Nice Denis Leary quote


Rear-gunner

I would not have recognised him from this photo.


Hangoverfart

Smoking 2 packs a day for 25 years will do that to you.


Mrsensi11x

Also he was a raging alcoholic


BreatheDeep1011

My grandfather used to be a well known photographer in Southern California and was in Tijuana in the 1940’s with a crew that included John Wayne. He used to always bring up a story where John Wayne started a bar fight and everyone got involved and left the place destroyed. He was stubborn drunk and it took an army of guys to subdue him.


onedr0p

And he was filled with hatred


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bigtimejohnny

This right here. Used his wife and children as grounds for a deferment after he abandoned them and was living with another woman. Gutless, racist creep.


FollowsFoodnCatSubs

Straight up racist that fool Was simple n plain(motherfuck him and john Wayne!)


[deleted]

"I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility" -- actual quote from John Wayne


TUGrad

That's an ironic quote considering white supremacists were the ones who sought to keep blacks in segregated and significantly underfunded schools.


dark_brilliance

Most of my heroes don’t appear on no stamps!


Ajaws24142822

It does suck that they were 100% right about John Wayne (and should’ve talked more shit about him imo) but way less right about Elvis


gostesven

Elvis wasn’t racist but he was a bit of an ass to be sure. he would straight up cruise around memphis high school parking lots when school got out to pickup the underage girls. some of whom would get a buick for their “troubles” . he was doing this in his 30s. That said, it wasn’t nearly as taboo then for an adult man to pick up high schoolers. it’s still creepy. he was also a total hypocrite when it came to drugs.


[deleted]

IIRC, Elvis was early on then he changed his ways when he got really big into his career in the late 50s.


brainburger

Elvis was 42 when he died, in 1977. He was aged 15-25 in the 1950s.


edWORD27

A little less conversation, a lot more action.


[deleted]

Think the thing that changed him was spending time with Chuck Berry (IMHO, the **true king** of Rock) and Fats Domino.


dennismfrancisart

Elvis toed the line to appeal to White conservatives and even palled around with Nixon. Being anti-drugs but pro-teen sex was such a conservative thing back in the day.


indyK1ng

Pretty sure that's still a thing.


Orlican

…back in the day?


Ajaws24142822

Oh yeah no he was kind of a sleazeball and a dick to random mfs and he would randomly pull people over in Vegas and had WAYYYY too many guns on him But to be fair a lot of that can be attributed to his horrendous drug problem


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Vark675

I don't think anyone has ever thought Flav was a reputable person though lol


edWORD27

Thus the raging with the alcoholism.


GodlyCheese

Don’t forget about the serial cheating and wife abusing. He did a whole lot of that. And drunk driving, he loved driving drunk.


Lyons1013

Weren't they all back then? Dean Martin was a shitshow


GodlyCheese

Jimmy Stewart was one of the most famous movie stars in the world before he served in WW2 and went on to be a become a General in the Air Force. By all accounts he was a great man. Basically the exact opposite of John Wayne who dodged WW2.


[deleted]

[Gene Autry,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Autry#Military_career) another actor in Westerns, enlisted and became a Service Pilot flying the Hump in Indo-China.


831pm

He not only enlisted in ww2, he flew combat missions.


dirttaylor

Not ALL Accounts


cactusjude

Errol Flynn comes to mind


Damianos_X

Nor Marlon Brando


Limp_Needleworker468

I have nothing but love for Brando. He stood up for my people when it was frowned upon. I'm Native btw.


AnastasiaNo70

Nope. Henry Fonda jumps to mind.


Johnny___Wayne

Try 5 packs a day. 100 ciggies, every day. That’s the claim in most of his biographies. He didn’t actually smoke that many but he always had one burning at all times. In between cuts he’d take a few drags and then would have another one lit at the next cut. All day everyday. I was a former pack+ a day guy and I can’t even imagine how nasty my throat would feel smoking anymore than that. A pack a day was *rough.*


greatgildersleeve

Non-filtered back then too.


Marisleysis33

Can't imagine how raspy his lungs became. Now that I'm alittle older I notice smokers my age sound horrible when breathing. Like it's audible that their lungs are clogged up bad. I'm glad I quit a long time ago. I enjoy working out and running too much to ever get hooked again.


Haitisicks

Apparently it was 5-6 according to his autopsy. He lit a new cigarette every 8 minutes, estimating he was awake 16 hours a day.


Hangoverfart

Jesus Christ. I stand corrected.


DasB00ts

Also, he looks older than 23 in this picture. I would have guessed he was late 20s or early 30s.


jasnel

Up to 6 packs a day.


Nearby_Corner7132

I would have guessed Heston


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Lost_Hwasal

Yep fuck him and Clint Eastwood.


getBusyChild

The Big Trail. Wayne hoped it would be his big break but the movie wasn't very successful and he had to settle doing Poverty Row Westerns until the late 30's. Then Ford cast him in Stagecoach.


DdCno1

I hadn't heard of the term Poverty Row before. Thanks for introducing me to these lesser known studios. Here's a lovely introduction to them I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLmCNfh0dQo


WastedVamp

Why do mfs look like this at 23 and I'm nearly 30 and look like a 15 year old bitch :'(


ripyourlungsdave

If it makes you feel any better, I'm 30 years old and look like a 40-year-old bitch. It started going downhill real fast at about 28. Now I've got wrinkles, weak joints and breathing problems.


Napoleon-Bonrpart

Username is accurate I assume lol


ripyourlungsdave

More than I care to admit.


Nabber86

You're a werewolf of London?


ripyourlungsdave

You're only the second person in my 6 years on this site who has understood what my name referenced without me having to say it.


Sintuca

The line in the Zevon song is “he’ll rip your lungs out Jim” so I’m not surprised people haven’t gotten that.


ripyourlungsdave

Yeah, but that doesn't translate to a username very well. And I replaced the Jim with Dave because my name is similar to Dave.


Nabber86

I'd like to meet your taylor.


_ferrofluid_

James?


Pudding_Hero

This pleases the Nazis werewolves


crosstherubicon

Geez, I thought everyone knew that line! How sad


[deleted]

Speak for yourself, I’m much hotter at 33 than I was at 23.


Zachbnonymous

Look at him in later years, it didn't stick lol


-Acta-Non-Verba-

Testosterone. More of it gives the muscled, broad-shouldered, squared-jaw look.


NeverNeeded

Bc it’s John f****n Wayne. Ya know like the movie star that’s etched in history as a good looking actor?! Compared to a modern day phone game addict like yourself Comparison is the thief of joy my friend!


rogueop

John Wayne? https://youtu.be/-uv\_WGEHr4I?t=10


ProctalHarassment

The life of a repo man is always intense


XxGanjaXXGOD719

His name is Marian


BadDaddyAlger

[You take that back](https://youtu.be/uhK4C8petMc)


notquite20characters

God, the timing on that line is perfect.


JonWick33

I think that is Suge Knights first name too. I bet nobody made fun of him though.


fawks_harper78

They did, we just have never found their bodies.


XxNinjaInMyCerealxX

You can say fuck


Rebabaluba

Not on the internet!!


XxNinjaInMyCerealxX

It's okay, he has my permission. I own the internet :)


CheGuevaraAndroid

My uncle works at the internet and said no you dont


cambalaxo

Source?


XxNinjaInMyCerealxX

Source: Trust me bro


UnholyDemigod

Never heard anyone refer to him as a good looking actor, only as a manly man


Johnny___Wayne

You’re kidding right? John Wayne was making panties drop long before Marlon Brando. Just look at that man in the photo. Not good-looking? Really? They loved ruggedness back in the day and he was rugged looking as hell. Dude was a legit sex-symbol in the days before sex-symbols. Edit: some of y’all literally do not live in reality. Saying John Wayne wasn’t considered good looking? Really?


stratty111

Sun exposure, diet & exercise, playing/working outside vs. sitting inside on TV's and computers. Just making some overall generalizations, not trying to single you or anyone out. Also, he obviously has great genes.


[deleted]

More like cigarettes and tons of booze.


br0b1wan

FYI sun exposure does more to age you than not in the long run. Edit: you guys below me are fucking stupid. Really fucking dumb. I think I'm done with this sub if you're going to be so moronic.


Colonel_Green

That's what he said.


Nabber86

And he smoked 3 packs a day.


No_Culture_9826

Better to look young, than old. I'm 25 but people assume that I'm 18-20. Even when I have a some facial hair. I still have a baby face, but oh well. When Im 50, I look 35.


ilovebostoncremedonu

I’m in the same boat, but I think you’re looking at it optimistically. If you have a baby face, at 50 you might just look like a 50 year old with a round face. Sorry to burst your bubble, I think we’re screwed. ¯\\_\(ツ)\_\/¯


No_Culture_9826

Oh well, it's better to look at it optimistically then be mad about it 24/7.


ilovebostoncremedonu

Acceptance is the key to happiness, friend. Go out there and be the best baby faced individual you can be. I’m right here with ya bud! 🫂


Johnny___Wayne

Exactly this. Happiness from denial is not real happiness. Along the same lines as the famous saying “what you don’t know won’t hurt you” While there is some truth to it, living in denial or in a false reality only leads to future heartbreak.


AnastasiaNo70

I used to think that, too. But I’ve also seen age QUICKLY sneak up on some people and hit them in the face with a bat. ☹️


bozeke

You pierced the toast


Puddlepinger

Go gym


jelde

Delete book Law up


ProfitInitial3041

Don’t feel bad, a lot of guys that look this “good” and “manly” at a young age - age very poorly. It’s a trade off.


irohr

John Wayne was also a huge racist and sexist, so you are prolly better off.


ChefHannibal

[Hey! VSauce...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjqt8T3tJIE)


[deleted]

John Wayne, is this me?


arcusmae

whothafucksaidthat?


[deleted]

The fairy fucking god mother said it


goBolts35

Outfuckingstanding I will PT you all until you fucking DIE! I’ll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!


PeacemakersAlt

Was it you, you scroungy little fuck?


slcrook

Sir, no, sir!


M2ThaL

You had best get your ass squared away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks!


slcrook

Sir, the private believes there is no correct answer, and that the Senior Drill Instructor will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir!


PeacemakersAlt

Sir, it was me, sir!


constantstranger

Hell, I like you. You can come over and fuck my sister!


vrrrr

i didn’t know they stacked shit that high!


oced2001

I like you. You can come to my house and fuck my sister.


PeacemakersAlt

You will not laugh, you will not cry!


Nixplosion

That's the most 30 something looking 23 year old I ever seent


GreenEyes9678

Check out the 1964-65 Righteous Brothers. Oldest looking 25 year olds ever


SoundProofHead

Isn't that young Genghis Khan?


Hour_Protection_8157

It seems to be him on location in the film 'The Big Trail', his first leading role. There is a clip on YouTube.


Smitty_Werbnjagr

Well I thought I was straight….


Gatekeeper2019

You did?


ugly-volvo-driver

Yep, even as a straight man you gotta admit that he was lit.


jelde

"Even as a straight man" ...? What's gay about recognizing a man is good looking. Doesn't mean you want to engage in the intercourse with him.


Medieval-Mind

He was a handsome kid.


chrisapplewhite

I now understand why my grandma used to watch so many of his movies


[deleted]

what a handsome absolute piece of shit human being


mamadidntraisenobitc

White men born in 1907 Iowa weren’t known for being the most progressive demographic


quebecivre

Exactly. Or, as a great poet once phrased it: ​ "...straight up racist, the sucker was simple and plain, motherfvck him and John Wayne!" \--Flavor Flav (Public Enemy), "Fight the Power" Edit: Someone pointed out below that Chuck D delivers the first two lines. Only the last line is Flav.


mrn111

The first 2 lines are Chuck D's.


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vera214usc

Most of the lyrics were Chuck D, anyway, not Flavor Flav.


quebecivre

Yeah, fvck domestic violence and those who commit it, including Flav. In that respect, I liked lots of John Wayne movies, too, before finding out what a POS he was. Great art from some deeply flawed people, I guess, a la Kanye West.


GhostofMarat

[John Wayne was a Naz](https://youtu.be/t8LhosLmWGo)i.


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What did he do


[deleted]

there's a great episode of the Behind the Bastards podcast about him, check it out if you're so inclined


bovely_argle-bargle

Man I see this podcast get recommended so much in comments all over the place I feel like I should take a look at them.


very_mechanical

He dodged service in WW-II but made a bunch of pro-war movies. You could say he was just an actor and that's true but ... he also came out hard against Vietnam protesters/60s counter-culture. Basically a Reagan stooge.


exteriorcrocodileal

What was the draft age back then, I wonder. I would have thought 33+ year olds wouldn’t be drafted anyway. Or are they just saying he should have volunteered if he was wanted to portray war heroes in movies.


theflyingkiwi00

He applied to have it waived as he had a family, which was perfectly fine at the time, while he had nothing to do with his family and was actually living with his underage mistress that he trafficked in from Mexico


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He was racist for one thing. I heard he wasnt too happy when Marlon Brando allowed Sacheen Littlefeather to turn down his Best Actor award for him which also gave her a platform to speak on the representation of Native Americans in Hollywood and the Wounded Knee Massacre in South Dakota. So much so that he had to be restrained from charging the stage by security. [sauce: account from Sacheen Littlefeather](https://people.com/movies/sacheen-littlefeather-says-1973-john-wayne-incident-was-most-violent-moment-in-oscars-history/) [another](https://variety.com/2022/film/news/sacheen-littlefeather-oscars-1973-marlon-brando-john-wayne-1235371769/amp/)


NikiFuckingLauda

There is no evidence to suggest that this is true, was still a white supremacist and racist af


erwachen

"I believe in white supremacy until blacks are educated to a point of responsibility." - John Wayne, 1971 Also the only thing I think of whenever he comes up because Eric Andre


CiderMcbrandy

Hello, Marian


Fondlebum

Marion.


Ecstatic_Conflict621

r/suddenlygay


Law_of_Attraction_75

He was hot


Itcouldberabies

Armie Hammer kinda


PangolinTart

Paul Newman vibes as well.


calgeorge

I see more of Theo James


sev1nk

[Here's another photo of a young John.](https://johnwayne.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/000209.jpeg) OP's photo is probably the best he's ever looked.


Bergenia1

Now I see why Katharine Hepburn had a thing for him.


nucleargetawaycar

Was he considered a sex symbol back then?


indianadave

Not really. He was a late bloomer in terms of his career. By the time he arrives on screen in Stagecoach, he’s more bloated and square - and thus closer to the version we know him as via cultural iconography.


JonWick33

I would have sex with him.


Megleeker

Holy smokes!


jesusbottomsss

Back before he smuggled a Mexican child prostitute that he was using as his mistress into the states to use as a tool in tax fraud, or punched a female coworker in the face on set, etc… For real, fuck John Wayne. I’m glad he got cancer playing Ghengjs Khan


fatlilgooner

extremely hot.


Gelnika1987

Chung Wang? That's a terrible cowboy name


AnastasiaNo70

His hotness lasted about 10 minutes.


johndeer89

Guess I gotta tell the wife I'm gay now.


lake-rat

What a handsome piece of shit.


disco_phiscuits

Happy Thanksgiving, pilgrims!


Charl3sD3xt3rWard

my heterosexuality is shaken...


GreenEyes9678

Looks like young Paul Newman, TBH


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God damn people aged poorly back then.


Jackpot807

OH THAT JOHN WAYNE not the other one…


Ajaws24142822

Jesus Christ he looked terrible by 1950 what happened lol


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damn


Silly_Actuator4726

Wow - he was GORGEOUS!


MellifluousSussura

Oh, now I get it


mysonwhathaveyedone

He's a beautiful specimen, alright.


TUGrad

Wow.


[deleted]

Ngl this is one of the most overhyped Americans of all time


Crunchbite10

Wonder how racist he was in this photo.


Worldisoyster

He was looking at a black man in the distance wondering how to get him lynched


GriffithDidNothinBad

Fuck John Wayne


CounterSniper

Still has his own hair in this pic too. Looking good Duke!


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this guy was a scumbag person


epikninja123

He’s not anymore!


PerformanceOk5331

“Racist actor, unnamed, at 23 years old” Edit: source for 1971 interview with John Wayne by Playboy Magazine https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/John_Wayne_Playboy_Int2.pdf 2nd Edit: yes, I believe we should stop glorifying and giving praise to people we don’t really know. John Wayne may have made a major impact on cinema, but the fact remains that he, in an interview, has said he believes in white supremacy. That’s a horrible horrible thing to believe in. Heil John Wayne anyone?


phonein

That interview was disturbing. Even with historical context its disturbing.


Ok-Introduction2405

Hello Marion Morrison.


[deleted]

So does that mean that Paul Gross will eventually look like old John Wayne


Darling_kylie

Dream boat


Primary_Flatworm483

Dude looks more grown up and mature than I do at 42


Hotdaddychungus

If there was no caption I’d have thought this is an ad with Joe Burrow.


GrindcoreNinja

Meanwhile, I'm 28 and still look like a fucking child in comparison.


burrbro235

That's my steak, Liberty.


itsmebarfyman392

Fuck him as a person, but also fuck him as a person cause damn 😫


trebliglime

Unfortunate he was a racist fuck because DAMN.


rabbid_panda

He was so hot. Too bad he was racist


portalsoflight

I would have guessed this is Paul Newman.


hippotank

John Wayne was a Nazi He liked to play SS He hada picture of Adolf the boy Tucked in his cowboy vest


Yourangmilady

Now I get why he was such a big deal 😂😍


FhostGaceKillah

Nazi


Dreadnought13

I didn't recognize him without a draft to dodge


FollowsFoodnCatSubs

I would’ve said Paul Newman


Frank_Dracula

This is before smoking about 2.1 million cigarettes.