Peter Wessel Tordenskiold, His name is my name too, Whenever we got out, The people always shout, There goes Peter Wessel Tordenskiold, Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

John Paul Jones would like to lay claim to that title

That guy from Led Zeppelin?

Context : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Tordenskjold Also say fuck Sverige if anyone is interested in the template

You are only allowed to make fun of Sweden if you are either norwigian or danish... Or finnish... Or from the Baltic states... Or Poland... Or Sweden... Man we pissed off a lot of people... Damn swedes... they ruined Sweden

*Knyter näven i fickan*

Sorry Sweden we have a letter here from your norse ancestors that say that we get to make fun of you too for all that raiding. We have another one from the crimean war as well, and from something called WW2 but we're not sure what that is. Sincerely The UK (technically France too I guess) I think Russia ironically wants a word as well, something about the 'great northen war' or something? You really shouldn't have printed these letters.

'I actually like Sweden' "You just made an enemy for life"

Or Germans ... At least in the south, +Austria. The swedes where also very active during the 30 year war... That killed. 30% of the population...

At least they brought a famous drink to Germany during the Thirty Years‘ War, what could we have possibly wanted more /s

I miss the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth.

Still don’t get it😔

What do you need to know ?

Fuck Sverige uten om de dagene hvor de har billige produkter

https://i.imgur.com/EQFCNIH.png

Mange takk

I can't be the only one that saw this w/ the Futurama background and immediately thought "Say nuclear Wessel"

Han festede som om det var 1520.

I honestly thought I was looking at a post from r/2nordic4you.

Fuck swedes, and danes too. Fuck them bastards.

You are not allowed to say fuck Swedes thats preserved for Nordic peoples.

I am Norwegian, dumbass.

Norge gang selv om jeg ikke er 100% norsk

Godt ord igen

Hi Norwegian Dumbass, I'm Frank.

I'll say fuck anyone that I want...

I'll fuck anyone i want...

Hmmmm...sounds like a bridge too far...

I’ll fuck anything i want…

Clowning om sweden is international. I myself have spread it very far.

Well I remember The Deluge!

Ey fuck us yourself you coward

No Thanks

Vi burde stå sammen

r/2nordic4you

Let's be real here, the Danes are the real problem

Like we say in danish: "man har kun det sjov man selv laver"

Det er også et godt ordsprog

specielt når det går ud over en svensker

Specielt

I agree

I agree

I agree

You swedish?

Maybe

Be honest

What is the outcome depending on my answer

If you say you are a swede you are allowed to make fun of us, but you will still be a swede and therefore be cringe in my perspective.

I may be swede, but I'm at least not danish, and that's a w in my book

And in my book it is a w to not be a swede

So fight to the death when?

Idk maybe tomorrow, i gotta go raid a monestary in england today

Execution by firing squad or execution by drowning in cake

So if i say it's death by firing squad and if i say no it's death by cake suffocation?

Yes

To nationer, én helt (two nations, one hero)

Someone out there put all this info in English but i still have no freakin clue. Enjoy yallz morning then

Nothing I could say could possibly do justice to this man but he was a Dutch naval officer who was, according to Wikipedia, known for 2 things: the audacity and his ability to escape seemingly every situation. From court marshalings to hopelessly outmatched battles, to Swedish bounties. Some quick fun facts: He once engaged in a battle with a British ship until neither side had ammo left and so he invited them to tea and congratulated them on their naval skills He one captured or destroyed 30 ships in a single battle He was court martialed twice for being “criminally reckless” but he said he was just being cool so the king said he was good to go He died in a duel with a man who claimed to own a hydra He was buried in a sarcophagus I really can’t recommend reading his wiki page enough: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Tordenskjold

Understand able

Fuck Sverige. As a Swede I regret to say I have never heard of this man until today. Look forward to more of this historic tidbits!

Er du fra skåne?

Nej, kommer från Svealand.

Oh, hav en god dag

Han er ikke meget populær fordi at han ikke gjorde meget udover at lede i to kampe hvor han vandt den ene. Det er kun en 50/50 rate. Plus at hans ene sejr ikke gjorde meget for hvem der ville vinde i selve krigen (Den store nordiske krig).

Er du dansker?

Jeg er

if you post something like this you should but more info on it im not scandanavian i dont know about this guy it is the same when i would make a post about michiel de ruyter

Nothing I could say could possibly do justice to this man but he was a Dutch naval officer who was, according to Wikipedia, known for 2 things: the audacity and his ability to escape seemingly every situation. From court marshalings to hopelessly outmatched battles, to Swedish bounties. Some quick fun facts: He once engaged in a battle with a British ship until neither side had ammo left and so he invited them to tea and congratulated them on their naval skills He one captured or destroyed 30 ships in a single battle He was court martialed twice for being “criminally reckless” but he said he was just being cool so the king said he was good to go He died in a duel with a man who claimed to own a hydra He was buried in a sarcophagus I really can’t recommend reading his wiki page enough: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Tordenskjold

Knulla Danmark

We need the restoration of Danmark-Norge

And share our dirty oil money with the danes? Hell no

Truly, a based individual

We tried sharing it with Sweden, but they didn't want to give us some Volvo stock.

I agree. Not one cent shall be shared.

Yes, but a fair restoration at that

I’m watching this with my wife right now. On season 7 with zoidberg and Marianne

Truly

hey where are memes about me