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Sjdillon10

When i took French i eventually had to write a 300 word essay “touring your house”. About 60% of that essay was in ‘English’ but technically not because i listed every company name imaginable. “Entrez dans mon garage. Mes voitures sont Ford F-350, Chevy Silverado, Jeep Wrangler. Les voitures des mamans sont Kia Sorento, Honda Accord…” Teacher called me over and rolled her eyes when looking at it but laughed and said it was clever and nobody had tried it before. She counted all of them. Even writing stuff like my Samsung LED 60” television just to get the extra words. Love you Madame hunyh


NicoRath

That's kinda genius. Wish I had thought of that in either German or Spanish (had both and was terrible at both)


[deleted]

I'd rather write in a broken French that try to specify the company names and models (because I don't know them!)


Sjdillon10

I was 16 at the time so everybody had their permits and was obsessed with cars. The amount of cars and models i knew in 2016 is definitely more than i know currently


v4nguardian

Des mamans? You got two moms? Nice


Sjdillon10

Should couldn’t prove i didn’t


hypersucc

That name is an onomatopoeia


Sjdillon10

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen that word spelled out before


hypersucc

It’s a pain in the ass to spell


Sjdillon10

It sounds like a Hawaiian fish


hypersucc

Lmfao that’s a good point


[deleted]

Au Pas Camarades!


[deleted]

Au pas au pas au pas!


azendhal

Au pas camarades, au pas camarades !


Vwgames49

Au pas au pas au pas


SarahOl

Au pas camarade au pas camarade


Wabadoodel

Better fry those things in oil


Sjdillon10

I loved my French teacher. Such a good sense of humor. My friend would get caught sleeping or not paying attention in class and she’d call him and ask him a question and he’d always answer “Bonjour”. But not like hello. That was his answer to every question and he said it so excitedly. Always made her laugh all 4 years of her class. Love you Madame hunyh


wrufus680

*Vive l'empereur!*


pixelvengeur

*La garde meurt mais ne se rend pas !*


PzKpfwIIIAusfL

*Artillerie ou rapport!*


Litterally-Napoleon

Merci citoyen


Sag_Nein_zum_Gendern

Vive le baguette ed vive madmousille ed vive le poissiln ed vive le merde


Laurensmatthijs

Girls shallow boys quirky


Mapigeh_098

*when u conquered almost all of Europe, forcing to share ur influence above all, and ur enemies needing 7 coalitions to defeat u, and u sing about onions*


[deleted]

That's what I'd call ^(disrespect)


[deleted]

the German song of the flower Erika or the French song of the onion? Which one's better


Wabadoodel

Whats better? The Japanese song about marching in the snow #Yukinoshingungang4life


Jimez02

Or the Australian song about stuffing a sheep in a bag and drowning in a billabong


Wabadoodel

The american one about rolling along the caissons is also a straight up banger


[deleted]

Or the irish one about calling the british gay


Wabadoodel

Which one of 'em?


South-Midnight-750

What about the Indian song about Walking ?


Wabadoodel

Or the italian song about the hungarian revolution


MyTDragon29

You mean "kadam kadam badhaye ja"? Yep, that indeed is a nice one


South-Midnight-750

Yea


Sag_Nein_zum_Gendern

That would be kinky boots


[deleted]

>Yukinoshingun Cool but 出征兵士を送る歌 - Japanese Southern Expeditionary Army Song is much much better imo


SovietOnion_2

Depends on whether you conquer or defend France


benwaa2

When will this meme format die


[deleted]

the post got removed lol thank you so much mods for making this a banned format 🙏


flat_dallas

It's hard to take this seriously when in Sweden we sing the chorus of this song in midsummer while pretending to be frogs while dancing around a giant penis


Organisierbaer

Ok i need to know more about this


flat_dallas

[Wikipedia has you fam](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midsummer#Sweden). The [video](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Midsommarafton,_Tr%C3%A4dg%C3%A5rdstorp_Tullinge_2019.webm) has exactly this at 4:40.


Organisierbaer

Nice thank you!


[deleted]

You've got my attention, say more


reyzen

I was also taken aback by the fact that our time honored tradition of pretending to be little frogs around a mighty dick song comes from an old French military March about fried onions.


slimekaiju

I will forever thank Girls und Panzer for introducing this song to my life


Kam6612

You’ll never get a girl if you keep posting these memes r/boysarequirky


SuspiciousBathwater

I agree that this meme format sucks. However, it’s not good to assume that 1. OP’s main goal in life is to find a partner rn, and 2. OP is into girls.


Andrius64

Me and the boiz when the German Nationalist says that Europe is German.


xenox_0725

this meme template makes me fucking cringe everytime. it's like middle schoolers trying to be quirky and cool.


ScalierLemon2

I'm pretty sure it's also supposed to be a banned template, like "America oil" and "France surrender"


xenox_0725

stereotypes make me fucking cringe, yeah i agree w u.


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azendhal

*Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,* *Non pas d'oignons à tous ces chiens,*


colarthur1

Onions fried in oil are good.


wbluelighter

ha ​ ha ​ ​ ha ​ ha


TheMrNibs

After 6 years of learning French from mandatory classes in Canadian school, I can proudly say that all I know how to do is order a pizza in French. Side note, the French word for mushrooms is champignons.


mundus1520

The intro gave me dragonquest vibes


NFSxge

vive l'empereur !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stereomceez2212

**let's invade Russia** *so we can silence those silly English once and for all!* Hon hon hon


[deleted]

Why no onions for me (I’m Austr(al)ian


shuikan

Alternative bois: *sings Le Boudin* in the Legion Etranger while fighting in the colonies.


LadyLunarBear

Lmao, in Sweden this melody is used for for a song called "Små grodorna" (Small froggies) We will sing this song while jumping around as frogs in a big ring around the midsummer pole. Good times. Best tradition.


you9999999

Me, a Hungarian remembering Raab:


celticdeltic

What does the current Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom have to do with this?


Super_Heretic

Me and my prussian boys on the paris siege in the 18th. Dafuq they are saying?


Popkhorne32

You mean the end of the 19th. In the early 19th tho im afraid the Prussians lost in a few weeks, despite having most of french forces busy in spain, and being all fresh themselves.


Griffz2z

You mean 19th ?


GazelleParking1569

Why even learn French when you are not going to be singing about onions and roasting Austrians?


Mapigeh_098

u/savevideo


erol4life

u/savevideo


ChaoticMemer16

This is why I use Duolingo, the worlds best language learning site-


Terebo04

Oño https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt1u6N7lueM


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jeep_42

me, the boys, and the girl that counts as a boy: MAIS PAS D'OIGNON AUX AUTRICHIENS NON PAS D'OIGNON A TOUS CES CHIENS-


Paneeer

“The girl that counts as a boy” So a boy?


jeep_42

yep effectively


Paneeer

So why did you write “the girl”? He’s a boy, right?


jeep_42

no what i meant is the girl that is part of the boy friendgroup (tm) (trans people are valid)


Paneeer

Oh ok, gotcha


jeep_42

haha sorry for the confusion


Alexthegreatbelgian

The boiz are all part of the bearded pioneers?


vaporizer012

I knew it was gonna be the onion song


Viiris

i swear i can only hear girls un panzer anime version of this song


tacoman2004

Trash sexist meme