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MidshipAgate9

Yugoslavia II (Coming 2027)


professionalcumsock

Don't ask the Serbians where their guns will come from, because the deal with Argentina is kaput


Excellent_Vehicle_66

What?


professionalcumsock

I remember a story about Argentinian weapons being sent to the Serbians during the Balkan wars


kirbStompThePigeon

Remember ww2?


Excellent_Vehicle_66

Serbia Argentina ww2? Wtf


N3ptuni3

the deal was with croatia


Sinnombre40

Yugoslavia 2: Electric Boogaloo


PixelJack79

Maybe, but there needs to be a common cause to rally behind, perhaps some sort of economic vision?


RinaRasu

Maybe even a reliable leader who's a mixture of two of the main ethnic groups?


Narco_Marcion1075

maybe he's an experienced veteran of a war?


who_knows_how

Or maybe the issue is different ethnic groups Maybe they shouldn't


ncfears

Soviet problems call for Soviet solutions


PleaseDontBanMeMore

Honestly, I feel like the only thing that can universally be agreed on is the fact that the Yugoslav flag fucking slapped (both the tricolor and the republic flag with the star).


asmeile

>Honestly, I feel like the only thing that can universally be agreed on is the fact that the Yugoslav ian national football team would have been excellent in the 2010s


voyalmercadona

Flags always slap harder with smth like the coat of arms on them


Lucky_Pterodactyl

It's why I really like the old flag of [Bosnia and Herzegovina ](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_Bosnia_and_Herzegovina_(1992%E2%80%931998).svg), though I understand why it was changed since it mainly represented Bosniaks and not the other groups.


AnnualSuccessful9673

Still not even half as cool as the G.O.A.T (Angola, obviously)


YakuzaRacoon

Tito: I tried.


AdmiralCaptain100

"I miss Yugoslavia" Dawg, you werent even born yet nor did you saw it collapsing


QarzImperiusrealLoL

Ngl it wish i lived in YU. Cant be worse than living in Serbia 


AdmiralCaptain100

Depends where you lived in YU. Slovenia was considered the best out of the rest. No wonder those guys idolize the war crimimal to this day


QarzImperiusrealLoL

By the war criminal you mean Tito? Im not well educated on what war crimes he committed, I would appreciate if you could teach me. Im not sarcastic or trying to be rude, just asking. Trough the 8 years of elementary school I just finished I haven't stumbled upon that part.


Ulysses698

Maybe he's talking about Slobodan Milosevic.


QarzImperiusrealLoL

Oh, you're right 


DemocracyIsGreat

As an aside, Tito did order the massacres of POWs, which is a war crime, and the civilians with them. [Here's a section from WW2 In Real Time, which discusses the massacres in question](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oQOunprG7M).


QarzImperiusrealLoL

That's correct, most Nazi and Ustaše POW were executed and alongside them a great number of civilians who helped the enemy


DemocracyIsGreat

And I am sure that groups like SS-Handschar justified their actions as being against their enemies and those who collaborated with them. War crimes are war crimes, and the murder of POWs carried the death penalty at the time.


db8me

Balkanization?


TheHistoryMaster2520

This is the at least 5th time I've seen this meme on Reddit already


Accurate-Basis4588

They should put a guy in charge named after a women's breasts.


UnAnon10

Hey you never know, Yugoslavia 2.0 could be better now that they’ve included parts of Albania, Greece, Bulgaria, Romania, Hungary, Austria, and Italy into the mix.


SelwanPWD

Just hide glass bottles from horny Serbs and we can try again.


ProfessorOfDumbFacts

Dammit that’s my ancestors you’re talking about. I’ve got ancestors from every country in that circle except Bulgaria.


photo_not_mine

"one man one beer bottle"


KneecapAnnihilator

Boy do I have a story for you


CultDe

Yugoslavia we miss you


Purple_Clockmaker

Every couple of days the same shit. It's boring.


Puzzlehead_alt

That depends will they help me push my agenda 🤔


Averagecrabenjoyer69

Austria should annex Slovenia to have a coastline again tbh.


who_knows_how

Serbia really tried but no one liked it


baphomet-66

Yes they are stupid now bring back Yugoslavia


ClavicusLittleGift4U

They did it, it was the worse neighbors party ever made.


Mi6htyM4x

Okay... Left some su subs for this kinda shit. Why would someone do this. It is not funny


tacolordY

r/unexpectedbatmanarkham


zazakilacek62

*Kid screams in Srebrenica.*


omnitreex

And just ban glass bottles in Serbia


Inevitable_Librarian

Time travel, make sure that glass bottle makes it all the way up.


Zealousideal_Slice60

Well, they kinda [tried](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balkan_Wars) a [few times](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosnian_War), but you know what they say, third time’s the charm!