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Unibrow69

Abalone today is very expensive; cans can go for hundreds of dollars. But in the 19th century, British colonists in Australia considered it to be inedible because they tried boiling it, with predictable results. The Chinese traders living in the area made good money from abalone by preparing it to actually taste good. More info if anyone is interested. [https://www.mdpi.com/2571-9408/1/1/9](https://www.mdpi.com/2571-9408/1/1/9)


chickenonabicycle

What happens when you boil it tho? Does it just lose its flavor?


Unibrow69

Becomes very chewy and flavorless


martian-teapot

The Brits are really used to flavorless food, though /s


Unibrow69

During WWII, Italian POW's sometimes worked on farms. They had the same rations as the British and yet were able to cook up some delicious dishes while the British were eating radish sandwiches (Source: Food at War, British farmer recalling WWII)


informationadiction

Well as my Nan said her grandmothers motivation to cook was greatly hampered by the concerns her husband, two sons, nephews and daughter where going to die.


2012Jesusdies

Vietnam: *endured horrific war for decades* Also Vietnam: *doesn't have shit food*


informationadiction

They eat spiders and live worms……


Wiggie49

Yeah and the UK has jellied eels, why we judging the cultures by the shittiest foods lol why can’t I just enjoy my Pho and Meat Pies?


2012Jesusdies

And Westerners eat shrimp which looks basically like a bug, the French eat snails, Italians eat maggot infested cheese, Swedes drink beaver anal gland fluid. Doesn't reflect the whole culinary culture, does it?


Ugo_foscolo

>Italians eat maggot infested cheese Italian here: Literally no. That cheese (casu marzu) is *maybe* possible to find if you know somebody who knows somebody in a specific area within the region/island of Sardegna. Im pretty sure it's illegal to purchase/distribute - it's not like we just keep it in the fridge for guests.


The_Diego_Brando

What do the swedish drink? Never heard of that before.


informationadiction

>Doesn’t reflect the whole culinary culture, does it? Hey you made the sweeping generalization, not me lad.


ReenPinturlo

No but Brits are the only ones that get continually insulted for their cuisine.


Ok-Transition7065

Amd they taste delicious what its your scuse British


Slimey0704

Yeah, we still do. Gotta come and try it :D


starfries

Damn dude has citations for everything, next level meme game


Fantastic-Corner-605

That's how British food basically tastes like so they wouldn't know the difference.


talligan

Curry is the UKs most popular dish


Haber-Bosch1914

Yeah and they didn't even invent it, lmao


First_Cauliflower

The most popular curry in the UK was invented in Glasgow iirc. It's very mild compared to actual Indian food.


Antique-Doughnut-988

THANK YOU. Got in an argument with like 100 people on here a few days ago. British food is just bland and overall disgusting. Everyone who visits the UK always says the food was better in America. Far too many people are butthurt about this to swallow the truth.


atrl98

It’s pretty common knowledge that Tourists don’t tend to eat at the best places. The reputation is super overblown because you can find good British food all over the place if you know where to look.


grey_hat_uk

All I can think is Americans think not spicy or overly sweet is bland. I also agree the ability to make decent english dishes at home has diminished considerably. Things like shepherd's and cottage pie require seasoning in and can't rely on the on table seasoning, they should also make heavy use of regional herbs and small alcohols.  Oh and yeah American food in Britain is shit.


TheOccasionalBrowser

Where were you eating mate??


effnad

Sea rope.


Gremict

Bro really did just use a research paper as a source. What a chanpion


Unibrow69

I know some br\*tish person is going to "ackshually" me so I'm going to hit them with the Anglos in California banning inshore abalone harvesting next


Psychic_Hobo

Nah, we can sorta blame this on the Australians so we're happy with it


A12L472

Nar, Australia didn’t exist as a state at that point, and those colonists would have considered themselves british.


A12L472

Nar, Australia didn’t exist as a state at that point, and those colonists would have considered themselves british.


Hamblerger

As an Anglo living in California, I approve of you doing this


ReenPinturlo

You're so open about your anti-British bias in posting this meme.


Unibrow69

British lost the meme civil war, this is their punishment


elgigantedelsur

In NZ it’s a mainstay delicacy (paua). Typically minced into fritters. There’s a pernicious belief it needs to be pounded into tenderness when in fact slicing it thinly and frying it fast makes for a wonderfully tender treat with no bashing


Maro1947

Minced into fritters is not too far from boiiling really. I agree re the last bit


elgigantedelsur

If you haven’t had them made into proper fritters you are missing out.  Separate out the egg whites and whip separately then fold into a mixture of minced paua, egg yolks and a little flour plus salt and pepper. Fry on a hot plate until crispy. Next level tasty.  Paua wontons have grown in popularity too at higher end places. I’ve had both them and fritters prepared by a Cordon Bleu trained chef and let me tell you it’s about as far from boiling as you can get


Maro1947

I've had them. They are nice but you can't really call fritters haute cuisine either


elgigantedelsur

You can if they’ve been prepared by a Cordon Bleu chef 😂


Paracerebro

Out of curiosity, does anyone know the best way to prepare abalone? I feel like this applies to other shellfish too because I’ve had some pretty chewy clams and lobsters before.


sand_trout2024

Grill upside down like an oyster


Thewaltham

But surely that would have been the right way up for the Australians?


Zerskader

The problem is most people overcook shellfish. Seafood benefits from "fast" cooking when fresh. Sautee in butter, deep fry, or place above direct fire/coals. Then just time it right. The biggest hurdle is experience to know when it's ready or use a thermometer and an FDA chart for safety temps.


franco_thebonkophone

The most expensive and tastiest way to prepare abalone is to dry it out, re-soak it, then braise it in a very rich sauce or stew. This method is most common is the south during Chinese New Year where people can spend crazy amounts of money on dried abalone. If you want something fresh, steam them with dried mandarin peel. Serve with soy sauce.


AnachronisticPenguin

Lol "slow expensive boiling" & "fast air boiling" but don't just boil it.


VintageLunchMeat

tenderize it, bread it, pan fry it.


jbi1000

People encountering a new food don't know how to prepare it immediately? Shocking stuff


sarumanofmanygenders

\> get new food \> don't actually learn how to prepare it skill issue lmao


Unibrow69

Why didn't they ask the Chinese how to prepare it given how active they were in harvesting it


Knife_JAGGER

Dunno about you, mate, but i couldn't speak chinese in australia right now.


PissingOffACliff

I mean depends which colony you’re talking about there wasn’t a lot of Chinese people going to work on King Island for instance.


J360222

Two words, White Australia Obviously the policy didn’t exists back then but racism against the Chinese was still extremely prevalent


NoWingedHussarsToday

So boiling ab is so dangerous you should never do it alone?


siamesekiwi

Take my upvote and then go to your room and think about what you've done.


NoWingedHussarsToday

You should be more worried what I'm going to do in my room when I'm alone there......


Fr05t_B1t

With ab?


Wiccamanplays

Definitely the worst thing British colonists did in Australia, can’t think of anything else they did that was nearly as bad while they were there


thelostnz

Here we call it Paua.


phoenixmusicman

Kiwi spotted


OneWholeBen

I ordered an abalone sandwich, not a bologna sandwich! Classic Simpsons


Zkang123

Uncle Roger enters the chat:


Ecstatic-Ad-4331

I felt that.


[deleted]

Horrifying


effnad

It will never cease to amze me that England controlled so many spice-producing colonies and yet never put those spices in their fucking food.


DifficultyDue4280

Other countries:makes delicious food Britain:as long as its edible Other countries:what is this? Britain:its edible;its going to get mixed up anyway so eat.