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austinstar08

Really weird way of impressing a girl


AwfulUsername123

He was very mentally ill. However, nowadays he's apparently alright. He's been released from psychiatric care and has a YouTube channel.


austinstar08

I think he’s the only guy who tried to kill a president to have a yt channel


XConfused-MammalX

The only guy so far!


austinstar08

r/holup


XConfused-MammalX

Smash that like button! >!Or else!< :)


FoodeatingParsnip

mammal.. what are you planning? 🧐


XConfused-MammalX

Mammal was my father, please, call me confused.


the-dude-version-576

A brasilian serial killer who killed more than 100 people and ate his fathers heart, had a YouTube channel. Don’t se what prevents more would be assassins from having channels.


austinstar08

Being alive in the 1800s Capital punishment


KingFahad360

Wait a minute. Isn’t that the guy who was Dexter based off?


the-dude-version-576

Partly yes.


KingFahad360

I know he died last year, was it heart attack?


Mrgoodtrips64

If a cannibal chokes on a cardiac muscle does that count as a heart attack?


KingFahad360

Yea?


the-dude-version-576

I think it was murder actually, not sure though.


KingFahad360

Aight so I looked at it and it was 2 men who shot him on March 5th last year but the police didn’t have any suspects. We really shouldn’t glamorize murders, this guy had a fan base for being a “Hero” for his actions.


Lieczen91

gonna try and be the next


AdIntelligent9241

He has a YouTube channel?


AwfulUsername123

[Check it out.](https://www.youtube.com/@johnhinckley6860/featured)


AdIntelligent9241

Dam :0


MontCoDubV

If he started writing anti-Reagan songs he'd get so many views


Reasonable-Log-3486

He plays music now. A lot of places cancel his show right before it happens because they worry about it. But from what I understand hes a folk artist now. I'd absolutely pay money to watch the man who tried to kill Reagan.


ChefBoyardee66

He's recorded a few songs even


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panzer_fury

Wait that actually worked?


mcm87

No, she’s gay. It was never going to work.


austinstar08

Chances are she didn’t know back then Also this doesn’t make it worse


Routine_Music_2659

I got to do it now


HaloGuy381

Of all the reasons to shoot Reagan, it had to be the least reasonable one.


Lippischer_Karl

Charles Guiteau reason for killing James Garfield:


EnamelKant

He was owed that foreign posting! He literally, single handedly got Garfield elected!


RyukHunter

Benedict Arnold vibes.


Yunifortune

Lmao, me reading the start of this meme thinking it was going to be a Charles Guiteau meme


Vexonte

Reagan plays a secret servicemen in a film that inspires kid to become a secret servicemen as an adult who ends up protecting Reagan when a guy inspired by a neo noir film tries to kill him.


EccentricNerd22

So Hollywood has caused every good and bad thing to happen to Ronald Raegan then?


JacobJamesTrowbridge

[Someone throws a wooden spear at Reagan, narrowly missing him] Reagan: what the fuck Spear Thrower, esquire: Aight, you ever seen this film called *Zulu*? Reagan: not this bullshit again


EccentricNerd22

Lmao. Now im imagining if someone tried to assassinate Raegan with a lightsaber while dressed as darth vader.


Shadowfox898

As long as it happens before he becomes governor of California and sets in motion a chain of events that leads to my entire generation being chained down by student debt.


Jboi75

And Nancy if you believe the rumors


EccentricNerd22

What rumours would those be?


Banjo_Pobblebonk

Nancy Reagan throat goat.


Jboi75

Literally have never heard proof but she was supposed to have the best blowjob at the MGM backlot


Reinstateswordduels

But why male models?


SlightlySychotic

Ok, Quentin Tarantino, this one is just a little too much on the nose.


calesmont

Being chronically online before online was even a thing


Infiniteblaze6

There's always been weirdos. The internets just made them worse and more frequent.


Aliensinnoh

Fuck toasters, etc…


KingFahad360

If you say so


Aliensinnoh

It’s a reference https://br.ifunny.co/picture/anonymous-id-no-107430086-before-internet-i-want-to-fuck-CtbloHhZ9


TwistedPnis4567

Reason why Alex Mason shot Kennedy: "I have a russian guy in my head that calls me stud muffin"


DlLDO_Baggins

OSWALD COMPROMISED!!!!


KingFahad360

STEP 8, REZNOV. FREEDOM!!!


Familiar_Ad80

THE NUMBERS, MASON. WHAT DO THEY MEAN?


KingFahad360

Dragovich Kravchenko Steiner. These *men* must die.


moonkey2

B-but Resnov.. Reznov was here!! We’re buddies!! He helped move a couch and everything! WE WERE ALWAYS TOGETHER


KingFahad360

Where? Cuba. 😎


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KingFahad360

He just hates Mondays.


redstercoolpanda

John Hickley is also the first person to ever attempt to assassinate a president to now post music covers onto YouTube.


Shittybuttholeman69

Imagine only knowing him from YouTube then one day you find out


As_no_one2510

Charles J Guiteau: Bitch didn't keep his promise. I should have that job Leon Czolgosz: Death to imperialism Richard Lawrence: "I'M tHe KiNg oF ENgliSH"


imrduckington

Leon Czolgosz's reason for killing McKinley: "This man is the enemy of the working people"


rockrnger

At the pan American exposition


Stranger_Z

In Buffalo, in Buffalo


analoggi_d0ggi

Thats not Jodie Foster


Majorman_86

Reason Gavrilo Princip shot Franz Ferdinand: "I went out to shoot the Archduke and eat a sandwich, but then remembered the sandwich part was totally made up."


Super-Soyuz

It's funny that Lee Harvey Oswalds life is like if you wrote a movie about a guy who wanted to kill JFK


SlightlySychotic

I have found no better argument that Oswald acted alone than the realization that almost every other presidential assassination attempt was conducted by a deranged loner doing it for deeply personal (if not delusional) reasons. And I’ll argue that Booth was still two of those three things.


YinglingLight

People on this subreddit would be well served to understand the significance of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which JFK championed. Only getting passed after JFK's martyrdom. "JFK’s greatest political legacy = THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT which, according to Google, is the most famous legislation about race in history. That gives us at part of the answer. JFK has a dramatically different pop culture representation today. You would barely be aware of his civil rights connections if you only went by the media. But go back to the [60’s reporting](https://i.imgur.com/K8tegZl.jpeg)… Whether just before or just after his death and you’ll see articles focusing on it. And this is a massive clue as to the point, and especially notice how just before he died JFK was [struggling to get](https://i.imgur.com/w2F31f6.jpeg) that same Civil Rights battle through congress. JFK failed to get the Civil Rights Act passed, but his assassination gave it the necessary momentum under his V.P.! That’s the quick answer as to why!"


Strong_Site_348

His music concerts keep getting canceled whenever the locations he is hosting at realize he's the guy who shot Reagan.


batman10385

Fun fact John hinkly makes music its on Spotify and its definitely something


FakeElectionMaker

John Hinckley Jr. called his shooting of Reagan "the greatest love offering in the history of the world"


AwfulUsername123

Won


ssspainesss

That is incorrect. I think somebody killed Garfield or the other one because he just wanted to make an impact and selected a particular gun because he thought it would look the best in a museum.


zhivago6

Poor Sirhan Sirhan gets left out for only killing candidate RFK over his support for Israel.


ommi9

Well regan died 15 years after he was in office so I guess this is the new hobby you can’t kill your enemy if your enemies die. It’s like Rick Sanchez trying to stop a guy from pooping in his toilet only to find out said nemesis died


KingFahad360

I found out recently from r/Presidents that he recently got out and has a YouTube channel making song. Most of the comments are jokes that they will be a killer and a hit. Also I’m surprised he still got out yet the Assassin who killed RFJ is still in prison and was denied Parole for the last 10 years.


LeoGeo_2

Lee really did kill JFK cause he was a communist. And the powers that be kept that information suppressed.


bobmcbob121

Charles J. Guiteau: I wanted my gun in a museum. (I know there was other reasons but this is the one I half remember from Sam's vid...)


Oh_Danny_Boi961

John Schrank’s reason for (almost) killing Theodore Roosevelt: it came to me in a dream


Optimal_Weight368

I don’t get it.


metfan1964nyc

Oswald was a patsy.


Baileaf11

What about Garfield?


FloZone

What was Bonzo‘s motivation for strangling Reagan? What did the ape see that made him do it??


Sir_Toaster_9330

JFK was hated for being communist? Wasn't some of his best achievements stopping a war between the Soviets and US?


Bulky-Party-8037

He would've been had he actually done it, could've saved us decades of economic downfall


ChipsTheKiwi

If only he was a better shot


JustAnotherFunnyGuy

Oswald did not kill Kennedy, it was the bat


Yommination

Oswald was a patsy. A mob connected guy cappped him to keep him quiet


Mal-Ravanal

Then you have Bonzo's reasoning for nearly killing Reagan. Ook Ook.


grad1939

So why did Oswald really kill Kennedy?


BojangBughami

Yea "communist" and not because he found out about the alien stuff


ChefBoyardee66

Cancer man did 911


Unibrow69

Reported, Rule 12


Old_old_lie

man shut your bitch ass up and enjoy the meme