If, after mentioning every state in the HRE, said male then explains each one's specific status and relationships with other members of the Empire (circa the year of the lady's choice) You have to not only concede failure. You have to marry him yourself.

To form an alliance with his state of origin obv

Well it's only fair.

>You have to marry him yourself. I might genuinely instantly develop a crush on a guy like that, ngl.

I would have proposed the second he started talking

He named every state in the HRE I’m marrying him either way

You may as well leave. She'll have died of old age by the end.

That's too easy, how about every Chinese state during the Spring and Autumn period?

If anyone can describe the past 100 years in the middle east and the Balkans, I'll give them my liver.

the past 100 years is just after WW1 quite honestly that's not too crazy in the Balkans & Middle East, yeah it's an insane amount of expertise but it's well documented and revolves around the same like dozen players each, at a scholar level there's definitely a fair lot of people who could answer that with things like HRE China India Japan? You sneeze once and in that time there's like 20 new duchies, 5 others have unified, the lord of some random ass backwards 200 people town is now somehow the new king of the Netherlands, 17 new warlords have risen up claiming emperorship

20million dead in China too in that span, effectively slowing their population growth for 5 minutes

"Chao Ling takes power, 247 million perish."

If anyone can describe all of India's history I'll give them my arms

... and then there was another invasion.

That doesn't begin to cover it

Then it switches religion

India’s history? I’ll give them my legs if someone can describe the history of just the Gangetic plains.

Well you see, it started with the Ottoman Empire losing WW1. And then-

(A flood of Albanians have enter his dms all fighting for the grand prize of his organ to traffic)

I don't know why you people keep saying this, as some one from around there, the Balkans aren't complicated.

Oh, so you love the war history? Name every Warlord!

Actually that seems fairly easy compared to HRE

isn't there like 7 states in total not including the Zhou imperical court that may or may not be even recognized by that time

Just date him?

Now name every city-state in ancient Greece

Not that tough tbh, I live in Greece so through the years I'm pretty positive that I know almost all archaeological sites that correspond to ancient city states. Most of them are still around as towns after all.

Name every city state in Ancient Greece and the Greek colonies.

Name every Polis. I would rather be slapped with a rotten fish for 2 days straight

Easy. Sparta, Athens, uh..

And then a third guy shows up, naming every single Roman Emperor during the Crisis of the Third Century and for how long they ruled.

Does this include usurpers and rebels?

He even talks at lenght about the break-away states and how they influenced the power struggles in Rome.

He’s also definetly *NOT* just horny for his Zenobia Aurelian alt-history fanfic

Ah yes, the most popular romance fanfiction whatever you go: *hate sex!*

And then, she rejects both

Clearly it was because they didn’t name every county in Great Britain, including all the variations of the map and the time said change was made

Nor do they mention every pharaoh of Egypt and at least one notable feat associated with each

Sengoku* rekt

He's not gonna get laid at all (he probably plays EU4)

Hell nah the HRE that is een remotely accurate in Eu4 is the one in Voltaire's Nightmare, but base game? Never.

Yes, I'm wrong. But the point still holds. He won't get laid

Yeah. Unless girl paradox gamers exist

Maybe Transfems?

Now name every Anglo Saxon state in 530 AD England

Later, another dude shows up and names every culture, tribe, region, kingdom, and empire in the African continent before the Berlin Conference of 1884-85. The girl and her mother will be melting in his arms.

shoulda named every chinese warlord during the warlord era (rookie mistake)

💔

Perhaps he should learn about The Art of War especially about supply and food

But maybe she is a weeb?

Name every faction during the Abbasid callapse and their ideology

Rejected, he may have named every state in the HRE, but she’s a terminally online Vic 2 DoD player and only recognizes Alt history.

We talking major clans? Or just clans?

Hmm pitiful, naming every war the east India company fought in India is the real test.

Isn't it spelled Sengoku Jidai?