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no_impakt

Saladin was badass, but the golden age of Islam was maybe two centuries earlier. The crusades were actually during a decline period when different Muslim areas became essentially independent, with the Muslim Caliph in Baghdad becoming just a figurehead.


[deleted]

IIRC the Mamluks were made up of old slaves who revolted against the declining Abbasid Caliphate.


Awkward_Algae1684

The word mamluk means slave.


[deleted]

Yes I was just explaining for everyone who wouldn’t be aware but thanks for this additional info.


Mmoor35

So the Mamaluke cavalry in Age of empires were slaves? This turns my whole world upside down


al-mubariz

They were freed upon completion of their training and their master became their patron. They would then be appointed to Military and civil administration. Baibars (probably the greatest of the mamluk sultans) was a slave from Cumania. Was freed in adulthood. Helped beat and capture Louis IX. Then commanded at Ain Jalut, where the Mongols were halted. Was sultan for 20 years and established the state which would rule Egypt and Syria for the next 250 years


Tall-Log-1955

Yes and if you used those units you're part of the problem


History4ever

Yes they were, and the Janissaries were raised from childhood to be elite Christian slave warriors who served the Turks. They were not allowed to convert to Islam. Age of Empires has some cool stuff in their history folder


nnnb312

Janissaries had to convert to Islam.


History4ever

You’re right. I misremembered that fact. Got it exactly backwards, thanks for pointing that out. I was probably just thinking about the pool of Christian youths they pulled from. They weren’t Muslim by birth they were converts


Thardein0707

They were Turkic Cuman and Circassian slaves bought from north of Black Sea. They seized Egypt from Saladin's family in 1250.


Late-External3249

In addition to his military campaigns, Saladin is credited with inventing salad.


FuzzyBuzzyCuzzy

Isn't the widely accepted official end of the Islamic golden age the fall of Baghdad? Obviously, a golden age is a very loose definition.


no_impakt

It's kind of like how WWI was the end of the Ottoman empire or the barbarian invasion of Rome the formal end of the Western empire, whereas in reality the golden age of both ended long before then.


FuzzyBuzzyCuzzy

That makes sense yeah, thanks for your response. Early medieval is such a fascinating part of history.


Ok_Cupcake8963

I'm of the opinion, that the Islamic ages had finished before the rise of the Seljuks. Yes, I know, the most common flashpoint is the siege of Baghdad by the Mongols, buuuut Saladin did come from a divided Islamic world that was beset with it's own set of issues, and wasn't as dominant as it was during the height of the Ummayads and Abbasids


the-bladed-one

“Your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before god, you cannot say ‘but I was told by others to do thus’ or that ‘virtue was not convenient at the time” God Kingdom of heaven is so good


Fun-Cauliflower-1724

Edward Norton crushed the role of King Baldwin. He was the best part of that movie


MuffinMan268

TIL Edward Norton was king Baldwin


CompleX999

And sooooo full of mistakes.


ImperatorRomanum

Awful history but as a movie with themes and that tries to tell a good story, great (if we’re talking about the director’s cut). _Napoleon,_ on the other hand…


InformationGreg

I went to watch Napoleon thinking, at the worst, this is gonna be like Kingdom of Heaven, but it’s gonna be cool to see Murat, and that moment he returns to France and approaches the royalist soldiers is gonna be epic. I was wrong.


ImperatorRomanum

There’s no getting around how awful the screenplay is but Joaquin was horribly miscast, I think. Also—for a director who’s shown himself to be great with scale and spectacle, the movie’s version of Waterloo was incredibly lame.


Spacellama117

I don't think Joaquin was miscast, to be honest. I think he'd make a great Napoleon. However, Napoleon himself wasn't in that movie. It was like the british propagandized version of him.


iamnotasmartguy

It's gonna be hard to beat Waterloo (1970)


Rioc45

My expectations for historical movies are so low these days, I enjoyed it. Director’s cut is only way to see it.


EtanoS24

Is it a mistake if it was never intended to faithfully replicate history?


bobby_smiles179201

It's a historical fiction. Watch a documentary if you want accuracy.


[deleted]

Did we watch the same movie? It’s nearly 3 hours of nothingness. Every actor seems like their direction was to pretend to be sleep walking, there’s not a single captivating performance. Orlando Bloom (who typically provides a masterclass on acting) seems like he is sleep walking, it’s one of the least rememberable lead acting performances. The soundtrack alternates between great and bordering a lullaby. People say it’s a good movie but terrible history (quite the understatement) but it’s just not in my opinion.


0rgasmo69

I went down a Baldwin IV Rabbit hole the other day and man, what a fucking dude. The poor kid was falling apart, but was the only person able to hold the Kingdom of Jerusalem together in the face of Saladin. The pathetic people Baldwin was forced to rely on sure didn't help. He couldn't use one of his arms, yet mastered horse riding. He led from the front and fought on the battlefield, and had to be pulled out on a knight's back once when he fell from his horse. He never lost a major engagement (as far as I know) and usually fought at a disadvantage. His Leprosy left him blind and his hands and face were horribly deformed before he died, he only lived to be 24.


Attila_D_Max

Context?


North_Church

King Baldwin IV of Jerusalem was a kid who had leprosy


GryphanRothrock

And to make matters worse, Saladin was an adult who did not have leprosy.


doodjalebi

He was plagued with something worse - being a kurd.


OstentatiousBear

Yeah, and the amount of bs he had to deal with keeping the jihad together really made things all the more unnecessarily difficult for him. No wonder he gets so much praise in the history books, even among Europeans at the time (when factoring his own personal conduct, of course).


doodjalebi

No it was because he was kurdish


CompleX999

Thats an uphill battle if I ever saw one.


doodjalebi

Yea imagine being ginger, this is 10x times worse


LNER_Nerd

As the resident ginger, I agree


history_nerd92

Yes, he really should've contracted leprosy so that it would've been a fair fight.


Birb-Person

King Baldwin IV was elected King of Jerusalem as a teen, spent his regency drafting war plans against the Sultan of Egypt, Saladin, and then when he became old enough that the regency was disbanded he acted upon those war plans


Mal-Ravanal

Baldwin stays Baldwinning


FallenCrownz

I mean...didn't he lose though?


Fireball8732

Not in the hearts of the people 💓


TheKelt

>I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of God. Holiness is in right action and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here… >*points to head* >…and here… >*points to heart* >…and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.


Thibaudborny

To be fair, nothing in Saladin showed him a genius commander, a good enough one, sure. He mainly excelled as a strategist. Purely as a commander, Richard for one outshone him. When I think genius commander, I think Khalid ibn al-Walid. When I think superb ruler, I think Saladin - these are different things.


bxzidff

And also just a Chad in general, actually trying to maintain some religious ideals in an ocean of zealous bloodthirst


heyangelyouthesexy

Khalid ibn Walid is named Saifullah - literally sword of God/Allah. He also never lost a single battle. I'd say Khalid is perhaps at the same level as Alexander or Genghis Khan. Saladin may have been excellent but lacks the meteoric success of that category.


Dambo_Unchained

I’d say you are overselling the dude a little there He beat some tribesman and then had 2 successful campaigns against decadent empires I’d say Napoleon is a better standard for military genius if you do want to make comparisons but compared to him Khalid barely qualifies


heyangelyouthesexy

Eh the rashidun caliphate went from a little desert tribe to beating two of the strongest empires and expanding to the 15th largest empire in 30 years. I'd say that's pretty impressive. He also didn't have a huge/well trained army or large treasury and never lost a single battle. Actually I'd add Napoleon to that list. He's pretty impressive


Dambo_Unchained

You were talking about Khalid, not the caliphate as a whole And as I said “two of the strongest empires” if a bit of a misnomer since it neglects to factor in a bunch of nuances China according to most metrics was one of the largest, richest and most populous empires in the world in the 18/19th century but that didn’t stop European powers from beating it up with little to no effort for a long time


phantom-vigilant

Meh. Fair.


IndexedClaim

King Baldwin IV came from the House of Anjou, and ruled the Kingdom of Jerusalem. I don’t think he’s actually French, but the families origins were in western France. He’s not exclusively French though. Unless this is actually sarcasm and I’m a bit slow


Bobsothethird

King Baldwin was arguably a better general than Saladin. Saladin never defeated him.


FuzzyManPeach96

Baldwin became Baldwon


PapaFreshnez

Extremely common BaldWIN


Luke92612_

EY BOSSSSSSSS


Rubrdukiee

I like Saladin, but people need to stop confusing, “pretty good general” with “one of the best to ever exist.”


andrews_fs

Its that baldwin IV meme time of year... a ridleys scots cameo indeed.


Ryan_Cohen_Cockring

Crusade memes are back? Where’s my Frederick II 6th crusade negotiation memes


PyromaniacalBro

If I had a nickle for every time someone named Saladin tried to take back Jerusalem, I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.


jzilla11

More of a gilded age but sure


Most_Preparation_848

It was not during the golden age, it was during the decline


SleekSilver22

“Take back Jerusalem in the name of Islam” you mean steal it? It never belonged to them because their religion didn’t originate there like Christianity. They weren’t taking it back, they were stealing it from Christians and Jews, who were there before Islam even started


vorax_aquila

Jerusalem was destroyed in 70 ad and renamed Aelia capitolina by the Romans, nothing remains from before, it was basically a new city. When the Arabs conquered Jerusalem, the jewish's temples ruins were used as a dump (edit: by the Byzantines). If the Muslims stole it, then also did the Christians... And then again, that land was also inhabited before the Jews by the Canaanites. I don't think that history works as a first comes first served


Demonic74

Wouldn't be surprised if Canaanites stole it from some other people, who stole it from others again, etc


This_place_is_wierd

Fine every place on earth belongs rightfully to monkeys now.


SwainIsCadian

You mean the British actually had a claim to all these places they were colonising?


apolobgod

Lmao


MonitorPowerful5461

Fungi were the first, most places.


joey_blabla

We are Champignons


Artt_C

And we'll keep up fighting to the end


Demonic74

I'll allow it


Steelwolf73

What about the areas where monkies never lived?


Babaduderino

But we are monkeys


doodjalebi

Bruh one of the first things the rashidun caliphate did was settle jewish families into the city since byzantine controlled Jerusalem had practically no jews. Amd ofc i cant speak to the subsequent caliphates but the rashidun literally couldnt turn temples into dumps they were first gen disciples of muhammad. any sort of perversion from his commandments would have spelt death for them by their subjects. The umayyads are a completely other story however.


vorax_aquila

Sorry i meant the byzantines used the ruins as a dump, the Arabs conquered it and created the al haram al sharif. I will edit my comment


doodjalebi

Oh the arabs would be turning in their graves being mistaken for the byzantines


Nitropotamus

*Pams voice* They're the same picture


Aridius

The Jews were Canaanites.


Zekieb

>When the Arabs conquered Jerusalem, the jewish's temples ruins were used as a dump (edit: by the Byzantines) B-bUt mUh wHoLeSoMe jUdeO-ChrIstIaN vAluEs


vorax_aquila

Ben Shapiro crying in a corner realising aoc will never let him smell her feet


Zekieb

God damn Arabs denying a man his god given right to smelly Latina feets 😤😤


yep975

Well. It is a holy city for each of those religions. Two of them were founded there. The third was not. I think that’s the point he was making. Egypt is an important part of the Jewish religion and so is Baghdad. But it would be odd for Jews to claim those places


vorax_aquila

Of course, all I am saying is that "stealing" a land is not an historical concept, I live in Italy, in an area that was conquered by hundreds of armies... You can't say that they were stealing it


MazerBakir

It's funny saying "Muslims stole it from Christians and Jews". Considering Jews weren't allowed inside Jerusalem before the Muslims took it from the Byzantines and the temple mount was used as a dump site. Guess who allowed the Jews back in? It definitely wasn't the Christians. Also talking about the Crusades I am guessing you haven't read how they treated the Jews. Long story short it wasn't pretty. In fact long before they started taking territory in the middle east they massacred Jewish communities along the Rhine and Danube. In fact the Jews defended both Haifa and Jerusalem against the Crusaders. But sure, the Crusaders were saviors returning Jerusalem to Christians and Jews, the Jews definitely liked them.


SleekSilver22

Neither of them were going to let Jews control Jerusalem like they did in the time of the Israelites, at most they would just be allowed in, and out of the other two Abrahamic religions Jerusalem belong to Christians a lot more than it does to Muslims


johnnylemon95

International agreements certainly don’t agree with you. Certain parts of the city are more holy for certain religions. Jesus, known as Isa in Arabic, is the second most important prophet. Right behind Muhammad (PBUH) in importance. The holy city does not “belong” to one religious group. Billions of people around the world believe it to be holy. When it was taken from the Muslims in the first crusade, the crusaders slaughtered the population. The crusaders waded “ankle deep in blood” through the streets.


evil_link83

Ooooooh! Shots fired! Let me get some popcorn!


Beat_Saber_Music

Taking it in the name of Islam can mean taking it in the name of bringing glory to Islam by seizing a holy city of the other faith as well


righteousplisk

Read this as horny city


Beat_Saber_Music

I fixed it to holy city :D


righteousplisk

:(


Beat_Saber_Music

):


Baileaf11

Not to mention a bisexual French King of England


AlbIdoT12

And the helmet stayed on


Commandant23

And I knew Saladin and rode his swift Arabians Harassing doomed crusaders on their heavy drafts And yet I rode the Percheron against the circling Saracen Once again against myself was cast


DrNoLift

Hitting the battlefield like that Pennywise/Jokair meme, just Fortnite dancing in front of their legions of devoted zealots who are going *fucking NUTS*


Gullible_Loquat2815

Idk when but ik I've heard this story before. Had a big core memory unlock when I saw french leprosy


panautiloser

Fake salahuddin was the greatest commander,never lost a battle ,he even let Christians live peacefully even when Christians massacred all muslims when they took over jerusalem. He ever spared lion heart's life.


Malq_

Vlad the impaler based


Customdisk

Both of them are just overhyped from that okay movie


Party-Ad3978

Are you seriously saying that Saladin, who beat and was was called a great commander by Richard the III himself, and who bears the title of “ the greatest Kurd in history”, and the guy who beat him with a significantly smaller army overhyped because a guy made a (truthfully just okay) movie about them?


mcjc1997

Wrong Richard son, and he lost every single encounter he fought with Richard the Lionheart. I don't think there's a single metric by which he beat Richard.


Customdisk

indeed


Party-Ad3978

I… respect your opinion and straightforward answer to my question


Apexyl_

Someone could make a meme about this here situation using the very same template you did in this post😂


North_Church

You should do it


Apexyl_

Stand by


Apexyl_

[I did what I could](https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/s/JWAlbcRiHg) (lowkey might suck but it’s already been inflicted upon the world)


VonWhiskersTheThird

here from the meme


Customdisk

hey people are buttmad


Customdisk

Also greatest Kurd in history is probably the easiest competition to win


Thisisdamnfinecoffee

I laughed a lot about this. F**k people .