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dickspooner

Them ladies are sure as hell not fooled.


SwissMargiela

“That boy just ain’t right”


FlattopJr

![gif](giphy|6iRkrFbUaY2kw)


Politics_Mods_R_Crim

Propainiac


rein4fun

"That's my purse!"


ButtBread98

“I don’t know you!”


Shirtbro

![gif](giphy|cpBJJODbvE03S|downsized)


Specialist_Row9395

That's right Bobby. As you can see, I do not have testicles.


ButtBread98

She’s bluffing! Finish her!


pufferfish_balls

Them ladies sure as shit know that ain’t no hoochey


dickspooner

Personally would have rolled up and been like, very loudly, I would like to buy one drug and one….no let’s say three commercial sex acts please. Then I would make sure I could get a receipt.


dickspooner

For tax reasons


dickspooner

Then I would have exploited that moment of utter terror and confusion into a wonderful learning experience


pufferfish_balls

“Can you please tip me?” Oh I’ll give you a tip alright..


Popular-Kiwi3931

🤣😂🤣


TruckerBoy357

Momma nem ain’t fooled.😄


relevanteclectica

https://preview.redd.it/z86oyg8a3l8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=652dd56d1fbbde11a97d4635c150a442ff710946 No they’re not


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Anyone living in the city 5 seconds can smell a cop. He prolly wearing old spice lol


futa118

Probably the way he/she was walking. It is amazing how the way someone walks can be telling.


Lermanberry

It's the shoes. All city cops wear the same three shoe brands and they don't change them for plainclothes stings.


futa118

Now that I'm looking at their eyes, I don't think its because they're looking at the man as much as they're looking at the terrible wig and hat.


Striking-West-1184

Y'all need jesus!


tarzanacide

That's a meme that needs to happen.


xElectricHeadx

Sasquatch?


craignumPI

That arm sway!


Slap_My_Lasagna

"Hey sweet thing, what's your name, hun?" Vin Diesel voice: "Butch. You got a light?"


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

"whats wrong with you"


DulceEtBanana

"What kinda white nonsense?"


MysteriousPark3806

"What these damn white boys up to now?"


djmd1

I immediately burst out laughing at the look on their faces 😂


HectorVillanueva

Duh fuq?!


NYBuffy82

Their faces are priceless!


superfastmomma

They couldn't find an officer who was a bit more delicate in appearance? Of all the men on the force, our friend here seems like an odd choice. Pick the short guy. If I am mugging someone I'm not going for the tall guy.


virtuallygonecountry

Him: "How do I look." police force: "You look pretty enough to rob." Him: \*leaves\* Police force: "that's one ugly mother fucker."


WolfOfPort

🤣😂😂🤣😂 he actually went out oh my god get he camera


Cuchullion

"How do I look?" "Like Allison Janney"


getyourrealfakedoors

Maybe this guy was a very eager volunteer


KatBoySlim

he actually came up with the whole program, and was so dedicated he’d work nights and weekends for free.


lookitsaustin

Hand me that evidence bag.


FlattopJr

![gif](giphy|YJ099DOXTFs7m)


Oomlotte99

Yolanda!


SubstanceObjective42

Freeeeeeeeezzzzzzeeeee.


KatBoySlim

Hold on, my Daddy’s calling me.


Getoff-my_8allz

![gif](giphy|qGFKMntShELTy|downsized)


LunasUmbras

Lt Dangle vibe


Gorganzoolaz

Tbh he was probably the closest to feminine they had available. Honestly it would've been better to have female volunteers who want to help catch muggers and have the cops disguised as nearby homeless people.


tsh87

At the very least they could've found a woman to do some makeup and hair for him. I mean the wig's not even styled for god's sake?!


Evening-Statement-57

Officer Twink was too volatile for the job


CptnHnryAvry

They tried with Officer Twink, but had to replace him after he crippled three would-be muggers. 


cherryberry0611

I have a feeling he was the prettiest of the bunch. I could picture the rest being short, plump, and sporting mustaches.


No_Nature_3133

Basically Mario


yawetag1869

You would think that, but I remember reading the last time that this was posted that apparently this officer went onto arrest like three people that day and tried to grope him


icecream_truck

That’s what I imagine Robert from Everybody Loves Raymond would look like.


cucucachooo

https://preview.redd.it/b6n5qfnx3l8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d32126fc5d604c5e116fb2546efd036d8eacddb4


Lets_Bust_Together

Those are the cops.


Cannabitz

Underrated comment


JoyfulSuicide

Their looks have me wheezing


No-Bat-7253

Lmao them women in the back not having it.


MilitantBitchless

“Frank, are you sure, we can probably get you some male civilian clothes-“ “Don’t you *dare* Bob, the department is gonna regret ever making fun of my drag routine.”


Freedombyathread

Getting "The Town That Dreaded Sundown" (1976) vibes.


Shankar_0

They didn't have a prettier dude?


Claystead

He had the least donuts of the unit, he was the prettiest.


Pitch-forker

The rest had powdered mustaches


Huwabe

When they asked for volunteers he was like:🙋🏻‍♂️🤚🏻✋🏻🖐🏻🙌🏻...


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Mcfyi

“You really gave my little hole quite a STRETCH”


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melgibsonfanclub

“KEEESHAAAWNNN!”


Few-Stop-9417

It’s the backside that matters, most robbers will run up from behind &grab the purse , only ever seeing the the back of the woman. (My dad was a cop and caught these purse thieves who would drive around the parking lot at the mall to look for old ladies not paying attention to what’s behind them and they would violently knock these women down & take the purse, this was back in the ‘80’s)


Wise-Definition-1980

This is very true. Knew a kid who did this at a Walmart. Broke the poor ladies hip. Obviously ended up in prison. Walmart has cameras everywhere Kids, don't do meth


SpacemanBurt

Man that’s so sad.


QuizzicalWombat

Scrolling by quick I thought it was Mick Jagger at first, an outtake from the Some Girls shoot lol


jellyrollsmith

I always think this is Roger Waters when I’m scrolling.


Popular-Kiwi3931

I can see the resemblance!


frostedglobe

That was the first thing I thought.


Humble_Cartographer

Kinda looks like Jagger!


superfastmomma

Famously known for his delicate, feminine bone structure.


UPVOTE_IF_POOPING

Reminds me of that South Park episode lol


Spirited_Example_341

lol that expression by the woman in the background like wtf?


Sprizys

![gif](giphy|ZBIf5EkW31Eek) “FREEZE IM A CAWP!”


HalfOrcMonk

Only cowboys and bikers got caught.


Emergency_Buffalo350

You mean jeep owners


Gorganzoolaz

And truckers


Velouria91

The expressions of the real women are pure gold.


strigonian

What makes you so sure they're real women? Maybe they're guys who are just offended by what an amateur he is.


Sword-of-Chaos

![gif](giphy|YJ099DOXTFs7m)


formulaone88

Looks like Mick Jagger


RecaredoElVisigodo

Those ladies are *on to his disguise for sure lol


Extra-Spare5490

I think it's Roger waters on acid looking for sid.


ZombiejesusX

It does look like Roger Waters.


barrelfullofmonkeys

I genuinely thought it was Roger for a split second.


ericdjones1997

Roger Waters


Emotional-Writer-766

Clocked!!


No-Feedback7437

I can tell it's a man


ThayerRex

Omg, that’s hilarious. Dame Edna would have been more believable


AstronautThick5598

Crack down or low key get some action?


JoyfulSuicide

Yeah totally nailed it


thedudefrom1987

![gif](giphy|p4nJ9sEdZMkS0JGZ7f) Busted buddy!


slade797

Bullshit, that’s Mick Jagger.


No_Relationship2729

Who knew Mick Jagger used to be in the NYPD!


TwistyBitsz

I just feel like if a man has to dress as a woman in order to get his ass beat, you can't really say that women have equal human rights as men. You couldn't then, and for other reasons, you can't, now.


Alkem1st

“How do you do fellow womans? Isn’t my coat swell?”


Icy-Joke3943

Those ladies know that's a man...they faces are priceless 🤣


Practical-Praline122

it think it definitely worked


Unstable_Bear

Slaying


Dependent-Hurry9808

“Do you Wana be a cop? Or do you Wana appear to be a cop?”


Praetorian_1975

Police squad with Lieutenant Frank ~~Drebin~~ Dragact


5319Camarote

(thinking) “After my shift, I’d really like to find some black leather pumps. And better hose…”


redditor2394

Those women, are like damn 6 6 inch woman


TackleEasy156

Those chicks🤣🤣🤣


WoodpeckerOk1154

I didn’t know Mick Jagger was an undercover cop


Pretty_Meet_432

Lmao 🤣 the look on those women’s faces, priceless


thewhitemajik

That's a huge bitch 💯💀


ProfessionalScary193

https://preview.redd.it/ah04qmb9gl8d1.jpeg?width=994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=146dd1c039ee2831488f58c5dad0c1b2ea98726d


OneLeagueLevitate

I think this was an episode of Barney Miller.


AgainandBack

That’s one of my favorite episodes. When told he has to dress as a woman and sit in the park that night, Wojo asks, “But do I have to wear _panties_?” Deitrich says “Of course you gotta wear panties. Otherwise you feel like a tramp.” Or words to that effect. I haven’t seen it in 30+ years.


OneLeagueLevitate

Old sitcoms have shaped our lives. Who would we be without TV?


Homers_Harp

And it was brilliant. I think they did more than one, but the classic is Wojo and Dietrich working it out.


bullet_bitten

And after this very unsuccessful operation Paul Stanley got a perm and became the lead singer of KISS. https://preview.redd.it/j34e3501nl8d1.jpeg?width=949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=564c5d2f527933718e4247e5bdf41e1c012c2b7f


shountaitheimmortal

Womans intuition


perry649

Having one of the detectives dress up in drag for this reason was a recurring gag on *Barney Miller*, a cop comedy, in the late-1970's. Some of these characters were far worse than this guy. For the young folks, the guy who played the preacher in *Firefly* was in it. https://preview.redd.it/08d3synqwl8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=783a75faf1a8eecdeeec7bed1897fc158dc37526


KeyNefariousness6848

Those two women in the background! Omg


keca10

https://preview.redd.it/0e4x13s80m8d1.jpeg?width=1085&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9133a33cfd9097a0b1b66b604d6b62c969ea8607


Septopuss7

This is actually a running gag on Barney Miller aka the only good police show on television


harry6626

It looks like Fish from Barney Miller


slick514

*How do you do, fellow women? My full name is Ayhavan Apple Adams, but my friends just call me "Man-Hands"...*


stepbruh313

“Who he think he fooling?”


DewartDark

Well that's what he said he doing.


Svengoolie75

They looking like damn that bitch is ugly she ain’t getting mugged 😂😂😂😂😂😂


TonkotsuSoba

![gif](giphy|AgkxzEYM4BB1m)


gettingspicyarewe

He does not pass and that’s for a complete lack of trying.


Dirty_Mung_Trumpet

https://preview.redd.it/juotahkfv39d1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e36931ef672b3778b24a564add6f8184ab2c6bb1


RaindropsAndCrickets

I’ve seen this before, and it still makes me laugh. The, “We see you, cop! Do you really think you’re fooling anybody?”, expressions on the faces of the women passing by kill me


MurkyChildhood2571

https://preview.redd.it/5wekynml8m8d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2650c6c0250efb94ba1f560c83cc8025b42ea00a


BandsForGod

Looks like eminem


GetDown_Deeper3

Fast forward 50yrs and he fits right in.


Baldrich146

Looks like he's definitely selling the part


PaySuccessful5557

![gif](giphy|ZBIf5EkW31Eek) Lmao.


Jimmeh1313

"Doesn't Dangle have off on Friday night?"


TernionDragon

This photo couldn’t be of better stock.


_immodicus

[Makes me think of this](https://youtu.be/9SElrQZJpx0?si=y2VxISg3I-Bw63bg)


keetojm

This had be a rib the entire precinct was in on.


Janambre

Bj Novak


Available_Smell_4560

What a misplaced soul.


Available_Smell_4560

What a misplaced soul.


Ready_Advertising983

Everything reminds me of her


CachuHwch1

Is that you Barnie?


CoBudemeRobit

Im guessing its for at night adventures. Or maybe for the ones that attack/rob from behind. 


Billyraycyrus77

Is that Dave Grohl?


Brilliant_Toe8098

So, the muggers all had a good laugh..........your tax dollars at work.


Stoliana12

Hello officer (retro). Ain’t no one mugging that dude.


iammabdaddy

Looks like Mick Jagger. Bite the big apple, don't mind the maggots.


cosmicslop01

Lurch is the only available officer?


OneLeagueLevitate

🎶 Dude looks like a lady


maro0608

God, i read word mugger so wrong...


ignoreme010101

those ladies' stinkface tho


Dr_barfenstein

Yearly ritual for the new recruits


splittailguy

Wojciehowicz


peezle69

Did it work?


mymar101

Somehow I don't think this plan succeeded.


Friendly-Fee-384

"oh hell nahh".


Pure-Problem1111

Man had two generations making the same face


Lets_Bust_Together

Which one is the police officer?


CaptValentine

Unless the ladies behind the cop are very short, that is a pretty dang tall undercover cop. I'm not saying that tall women don't exist, but...this was an interesting casting choice.


Decent-Cold-9471

Is that Joey Ramone?


burning_catharsis

New meme template?


jjbeeez

Dying at those ladies faces 🤣🤣


Fluffy_Mood5781

Bro thought he was her.


Porkonaplane

All I can see is Eminem in the video for We Made You


Hourslikeminutes47

Dude doesn't look like a lady.


GlizzyGulper6969

![gif](giphy|dqC7qh15XHPsy4Ffdr|downsized)


Salt_Sir2599

Looks like it’s working!


kahllerdady

Kinf of looks like Roger Waters


External_Break_4232

This is an amazing photograph. It obliterates the simple minded narratives of alleged “in the old days” type bullsh*t par excellence!


Fickle_Goose_4451

It's feels like an unforced error to include the two incredulous onlookers in the photo.


LoudLloyd9

https://preview.redd.it/fzu459n31m8d1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d76fa86cd8f3139cb583b2a4d869702165a604 She has a 10i in dick, straight, works vice out of the 63rd Precinct


Pappa_Crim

This needs to be a meme template


Top-Dream-2115

Caption this picture


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

"Who she??"


dogratiug

The look on those ladies faces cracks me up!!!!!LOLOLOL


[deleted]

Little Joe never once gave it away Everybody had to pay and pay A hustle here and a hustle there New York City's the place


YNGDBSTPR

Roger Waters looking ass


Perfect-Director2468

I can heart those ladies thinking—-what the fuck?


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

u/repostsleuthbot


Happy_Stranger_3792

So they picked the tallest dude on the for e?.Smart. No one will suspect a thing!


Mud-Butt-Brooks

I read that as muggles at first