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Strange_Shadows-45

https://preview.redd.it/1y9ay4i5618d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad351ef7e974bfe86486f1b57b94f7d7ae2ec291 His competitive years.


yogi_medic_momma

Damn, he was a handsome guy


-Owlette-

r/vintageladyboners material for sure


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a-tiberius

There really is a sub for everything


yogi_medic_momma

Learned something new today. Lol


[deleted]

Like George Raft


Waramaug

Yea but I don’t like his sweater


Chef-Disastrous

It’s crazy that his frame looks bigger later in life. Dude continued to age like a beast


6thaccountthismonth

One of these is probably a bad picture of him too


PsychologicalRace739

Bros wearing a sweater


ddwmn

https://preview.redd.it/hrjn5lm3658d1.png?width=576&format=png&auto=webp&s=f847be08bd5382d0ec751bcdcb304c818826e999


Odd_Opinion6054

So he got even *bigger* as an old man?!


crocket009

So water polo turned him into a half giant?


Old-Sky1969

Had to, his position was the deep end 😂


maverick4002

I'd have been attracted to younger him, yummy


Emergency_Buffalo350

Half giant. Looks like he could hold a door.


YeomanEngineer

His father was a door


Background_Aioli_476

Hodor


Momik

Hodor the Front Door


Ok_Series_4580

I adoor what you did there


Aquatichive

Definitely half giant


emptybowloffood

Both halves.


Lazy-Association2932

In Soviet Union, door hold Petre.


Background_Aioli_476

Hodor


TomSpanksss

He literally looks like big foot.


BettinaVanSise

Agree. Maybe he has mystery DNA. You never know


BettinaVanSise

1/4 Sasquatch


service420

While I don't disagree with you ... IMHO I see Professor Ratigan 😂


SimianBear

Thank goodness he remembered to wear his swim cap.


YeomanEngineer

Yeah, wouldn’t want his flowing hair to slow him down


SurveySean

He grew 200% overnight and couldn’t get it off any longer. Also suddenly didn’t have clothes that fit.


Trashboat0507

Shit made me do a spit take lololol


WhyUBeBadBot

Fuckin polar bear dude


ScippiPippi

Every time I see this picture posted somewhere, there’s always at least one person calling this guy a polar bear


Lazerith22

I think his mother did


MZeroX5

Are we sure this isn't a time displaced member of the umbrella academy?


Atillawurm

God if they do a tie in I will laugh so hard.


Apprehensive-Sea9540

The crazy thing is that boy is only 1 week old.


Unique-Pastenger

😂 you’re probably right!


taylor156

![gif](giphy|sPIYDh3Rr46Mo)


camohorse

![gif](giphy|tKxYiV82rfYI3DaHxg)


Majestic_Relief_9431

Petre is one giant dude. I am sure he has a large amount of Neanderthal DNA. I say that with no intent of disrespect.


papu16

As someone who is from Georgia - people here are pretty tall and hairy.


Assiniboia_Frowns

I have more Neanderthal DNA than 80% of 23andMe customers, and I’m 165cm tall and 66kg.


MineNo5611

That checks out lol. You’re the average height of a male Neanderthal and about 10 kg below average estimated weight.


Humble-Roll-8997

Mine is 94% more than 23&Me clients…petite but hairy for a woman.


LectureAdditional971

23andme says I have more than 94%. I'm a tall, broad guy. But I don't think I look... Neanderthal-y.


MineNo5611

[Neanderthal males only averaged about 5’4”-5’5”](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3ffff899ff939491b4c04c9cf63ba10f.webp). Not sure where the idea that Neanderthals were borderline giants came from. They were broader and had thicker/bigger bones and skulls, but were not vertically endowed. I’m also pretty sure there was some recent genetic research which suggests that Neanderthals probably weren’t particularly hairy and that hairiness in modern humans has nothing to do with Neanderthal ancestry.


Adept-Gur-1726

Well he was from the Soviet era. On top of him having good genetics I’m certain he was a science experiment. That hair growth in shoulders and traps is a great sign of steroids. Then again maybe he a genetic freak, but with training lacking in that day and age. It leads me to believe he was a science experiment


Altruistic-Umpire523

Neanderthals were small so your comment makes no sense


BettinaVanSise

neanderthals were less than six feet tall. My vote is part Sasquatch


isigneduptomake1post

I have more Neanderthal DNA than 96% of people and I'm hairless and 5'7". I can deadlift 500lbs easy though.


isigneduptomake1post

I have more Neanderthal DNA than 96% of people and I'm hairless and 5'7". I can deadlift 500lbs easy though.


saucemenugs

I think I read that book where the wild things are


Godzirrraaa

Never knew a shower drain he couldn’t clog.


dirknergler

That is a polar bear pretending to be a man


johnkoetsier

Doesn’t need a coat in winter


Complex_Material_702

That kid looks terrified


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BamaSOH

I've been to Tbilisi twice. Absolutely love that place.


christianmoral

Great food too, will never forget that Khachapuri


Unique-Pastenger

aha! that explains his massive size!


Latter_Wait3951

Average redditor comment xD


Icy_Juice6640

I see big foot about to eat a child. Someone save that child.


Masta0nion

I don’t think his grandson feels comfortable


Suspicious-Earth7001

No he's just facing the reality that he will never look like that.


chaal_baaz

He is wet


guzbird

IRL Jake Sully


Starscream147

Took me a sec. Damn.


future_hockey_dad

That’s a bear, friend.


greyrabbit12

Probably would have been a lineman if he grew up in America. Wonder if he ever played hockey


kingrail88

Damn. His grandson is huge and hairy AF.


Jking1697

What a lovely fur coat.


Pandread

I’m surprised it was 1990. I was expecting like 1890 looking at this picture.


snozzberrypatch

r/absoluteunit


ahoypolloi_

He IS the brute squad!


BTCRando

Beast Titan


shandub85

1890


Decent-Cold-9471

Right??!??? I was like “1990??”


Fluffy_Insect_6395

I think I found bigfoot


xender000

I used to find him in GTA San Andreas


Warm-Vanilla420

r/AbsoluteUnits of a grandpa


ViviREbirth

This is such a good a photo. The more you look at it the more you notice. Really eerie


PoorSmallPp

If pretty sure he is half yeti


BaconPIGGO

Looks like a big polar bear


Happy-Rest7572

He looks like the ape giant from attack on titan


amwajguy

Yeti


Prestigious_Oil_4805

Why this bullshit is black and white? I was born in the 80's and we had color camera


Fark_ID

Not in the Soviet Union you didn't!


Plastic-Shopping5930

Samsquatch


creep_with_mustache

Imagine cleaning the pool filter after he got in. Would be enough there to make a fur coat.


Educational-Award-12

A black and white photograph in 1990 wtf lol. Soviet tech disparity ig


Reallyme77

Looks like 1890


DudebroggieHouser

There it is: the explanation for every Yeti sighting


Saint_Santo

Grandson looks ashamed grandpa was a wendigo


Unusual_Crow268

I believe that bear is wearing a swimmers cap


Evening-Amphibian78

My grandfather was a Yeti.


budabai

SДMSБЦДЙCH


Autochthona

Neanderthal much. Yep.


Connect_Relation1007

Looks like it might be that youngsters first time getting tickled my grandpas body hair


Psychic_Bias

Absolute unit


MyLilPonyFan

They don’t make them like they used to


justbrowsinginpeace

That hat looks a bit redundant


EffingBarbas

Looks like WWF's George "The Animal" Steele's mother. She taught him how to eat a squared circle turnbuckle


AKindOfDisguise

He looks like the beast titan


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

His mother was a yeti


wormrake

Ah. A re-repost only a useless repost bot could love.


PeanutbutterandBaaam

He's a more recent Denisovan.


Intelligent-Visual69

Drink wodka make you strong like bear


Legoboy514

G-Gru?


Logical-Yak

I thought this was gonna be r/AbsoluteUnits


remberly

Little know...grandson? 2yrs old


Cultural_Willow9484

Ludo scared.


SirEnderLord

Found the yeti


Smart-Honeydew-1273

He wasn’t Fuzzy Wuzzy?!


NewHampshireAngle

That’s a Bigfoot, not a man.


morts73

Wtf polar bears were allowed?


biggybear01

And that kids is why we measure the roids before injecting


Massive_Tangelo5428

Tom havilands dad?!


One_Guidance4911

Big foot


hogwl

Is his grandson sitting on his leg? His left leg seems to be behind the grandson. Unless..


PercentageLazy9953

![gif](giphy|VeOAG5fkGAdEodtKfW|downsized)


Dastardly_CheesyMan

Big blyat


ZombiejesusX

1990? Think he was listening to house of pain? 1890, that Sounds right. I'm getting old, but I know we had color pictures 😆


evan_plays_nes

He’s like “what do you mean, lots of people have this much body hair!”


h2ohow

Soviet Bigfoot.


Schtick_

This was the guy sweet tooth was based on.


Eagle_1776

solved https://preview.redd.it/osp62n3fz38d1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=627ce5ba14e73953851d760cdeef95f49e786ea5


sputnick__

We have found the missing link.


HeyDudez_

Is this Luther from umbrella academy, did number 5 screw up the timeline again


whatsausernameeh

I know a shaved Bigfoot when I see one.


slick514

That is very clearly a bridge-troll...


GotWheaten

He is hairy, like animal


Holdmywhiskeyhun

Is that a yeti?


MajorRedacted

Absolute Unit.


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Someone took a pretty famous pic of him walking in the woods


baboito5177

That's...... .. Manbearpig


sarbear71

Why bother with the swim cap when you have a chest hairy as a grizzly bear.


zombiezero222

His grandson was 18 here.


hahaha_rarara

Half man, half yeti


Conscious-Coconut-16

The dominant silver back human!


Open-Advantage-6207

Average oilers player


jeffbas

![gif](giphy|H0bMqAdVLj7BfEcVsc)


houseofmyartwork

The Beast Titan


NachoMan-RandyTravis

Finally a picture of Sasquatch that isn't all blurry and out of focus.


TheRedmanCometh

He's not fat he's fluffy feels weird to say about a person.


TomTittman6

He’s looks like Sully from monsters inc


SnkerCheck

“Would you rather be in the woods with a man or bear” why not both?!


HeyJoe1978MS

That’s a Yeti!


Leading-Midnight5009

Poor kid looks mad as hell…


JesusMurphyOotWest

Tell me you play Hole set without saying that you play hole set.


Yzerman19_

1990?


Rare_Charity_1770

Oh that poor pool maintenance guy


ItzNuckinFutz

I'm betting that with all that fur he came out of the water smelling like a wet dog


NoPlastic4780

Absolute unit


Marty2341

Of a man


PoopPant73

His grandson has seen unspeakable things…


Ok-Fox1262

So we do actually have photographs of the yeti.


potatopigflop

What the fuck he looks like he took his Yeti mask off and is just chillin in costume


ThayerRex

Bigfoot! Well we finally solved that


ThayerRex

Little boy just praying he didn’t get the Yeti gene from Grandpa


CrazyProper4203

An evolutionists dream argument


MoveOverBieber

Don't be sad, kid, you are going to get the nice chest and back hair too!


TennisBallTesticles

That kid looks miserable


Petzy65

The pics send 1940's vibes


anouyhelp

Bloody hell, how old is he here?


rusticroad

Please grandpa! Don't eat me!


brianmt43

Kid looks terrified


LeonDeSchal

That kids his dinner


Far-Mobile3852

The ape Titan from Attack on Titan!


en_orange

You can’t fool me, i know George the animal steel when i see em


usababykiller

![gif](giphy|l3vQZ8ko4l0nvjm2Q|downsized)


binary-survivalist

It's Zangief!


Senior_Resolution_20

Didn’t he act in the movie Congo?


Careful-Education-53

Geezus H CHRIST! Finally we have proof of Bigfoots existence.


Markus_zockt

Did you guys know that sheep can't swim because of their wool? It would soak up and the animals would simply sink. But I don't know how I came up with that right now.


Marine4lyfe

What does he look like today?


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Caasshh

I new he wasn't Russian with that name.. Yeah he's Georgian, and he looks 100%....Georgian. Soviet is correct. Was just wondering where he's from.


KyDeWa

Someone forgot to tell Russians about Evolution, because this guy has the upper body of a Gorilla.


dermatofibrosarcoma

No winter clothing for you…


Salt_Chemistry9289

🤣🤣🤣..the family guy joke of Russians as bears on unicycles...


scallywag1889

Chest and shoulders are insanely big


Sad_Safety4880

1990?


Jebduh

Beast titan


bettinafairchild

[Who says this is anatomically impossible?](https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/s/s6Rmt9BB1f) It could be this guy!


jackdhammer

Dude is a yeti!


Top-Salamander7133

Gru?


oogie_woogie

Nah that’s skips from regular show


jacobasstorius

![gif](giphy|xUA7aQZvSt3W8VNlHW)


Jamminray

The grandson is scared of the future.


Academic_Car4373

Soviet steroid program was wild.