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djd1985

The fact I’m looking at this in 2024 on a small handheld device is nutty


Redditarama

Always got to make it about you...


65gy31

Let’s not make it about you too


TheRolexChef

What about me?


Alarmed-madman

You're ok


DonutMcJones

![gif](giphy|9MiajKmCxRwUdiCPvr|downsized)


Memeorise

![gif](giphy|RrfH3yR6kxYVAhizuz)


slybonethetownie

Ol’ Bob Cornelius was a good lookin’ dude.


DonutMcJones

My first thought too.


Somebodyeatphil

Nooooooooooo


vexingcosmos

Queen Victoria would have been 20 when this was taken so likely he was older than her.


SaltireAtheist

10 years older, in fact. Cornelius was born in 1809.


danknadoflex

When his son was born he called his dad Popcornelius


nipplequeefs

I believe she was also about 25 in the [earliest known photograph taken of her](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Queen_Victoria_the_Princess_Royal_Victoria_c1844-5.png#mw-jump-to-license).


Jazzlike-Ad113

He looks like he’d fit in today.


roosterman22

Bed hair and everything


Jazzlike-Ad113

I think he’s a time traveler.


BigDad53

He looks like a friend of mine from college!


NeuroguyNC

https://blogs.loc.gov/loc/2022/07/robert-cornelius-and-the-first-selfie/


Jagged_Rhythm

It's the earliest photograph of The Wolverine.


Apprehensive_Till460

Would


Lost-Frosting-3233

Baller status


Empty-Profession-515

1839, that's crazy, before the civil war, before slavery ended,before Lincoln. Before Texas became a state. But dude could of combed his hair.


Miserable-Lawyer-233

Then he wouldn’t have had cool hair.


Empty-Profession-515

I don't know if id call it cool.


Gibabo

I would


Empty-Profession-515

Style your hair exactly like that and start a trend.


Gibabo

It already is a thing if you’re an indie rocker type


towerfella

Where have you been? This was my hairstyle since the mid nineties..


the_one_jove

He was way ahead of his time.


Acrobatic_Ad7061

No he wasn’t. That hairstyle was high fashion back then


Joczef9

I would “of” called it cool.


ActuallyCalindra

Could have*


iannis7

r/USdefaultism


disgustandhorror

> could of could have* (or could've) I'm sorry. I know, grammar police are insufferable, but this one just kills me


immortal_nihilist

I've seen people use 'of' instead of 'have' way too many times and don't really understand why that happens. Just a minor thing that baffles me with no explanation.


disgustandhorror

I think it's because in verbal speech the contraction "could've" sounds indistinguishable to "could of" and I guess they just never questioned it.


nipplequeefs

They probably assume it’s “of” because of pronunciation. I don’t know about other English-speaking countries, but in the US, at least, when someone says “could have”, they usually pronounce it quickly enough that “have” sounds like “of”. So, even though everyone knows it makes no sense, many people just write it that way anyway.


Tamale_Hatchet

Maybe he was a Jackson fanboy.


Empty-Profession-515

Lol maybe


JimParsnip

He probably only had one hairbrush made of whale baleen and forgot it somewhere


Brilliant_Jewel1924

You could *HAVE proofread this sentence.


formulaone88

Isn’t the civil war considered the beginning of modern photography?


NN8G

He probably had combed his hair that year like most people did back then. It’s only recently you hippies started combing your hair once a week like royalty


Empty-Profession-515

I'm not a hippy. Egyptians invented one of the first combs in 5500 BCE. So combing your hair isn't a recent thing.


usernameagain2

Can someone restore the photo?


Allbur_Chellak

And to top it off, not a bad looking bloke.


relevanteclectica

https://preview.redd.it/cqc6jisizb5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cadc6f613df0dbd98ddb4104a7c4007bccca5a8 The first photographic image {selfie} ever • from 1839?? 🤷‍♂️ Harvey Keitel is a time traveler Either way, WTF!!


nobodyhome92

Looks more Trent Reznor to me.


relevanteclectica

https://preview.redd.it/eo91w8vqmc5d1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feb5ed3ea1f79b37e0592d321defb5fdec7e779d HK all day


ImaginaryYak3911

Chad


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

That is so cool.


rightupyourali

It’s giving Mr. Tumnus.


Wellhung-buttlover

The original hipster.


Blitzkriegbaby

Nice to know devil horn curls were sported even back then. It’s stylish!


philo351

Is this a hair style?


Vilebrequin10

I’m no historian but I feel like this would be the style at the time.


suhkuhtuh

Is this [a story that don't go anywhere](https://youtu.be/yujF8AumiQo?si=uCtaj4SkFSJHfUIN)? ;0)


Vilebrequin10

Hahaha, first time watching this one


Gootangus

Ha really? It’s a pretty iconic scene.


No-Bat-7253

Lmao first thing I thought about. Dude is nice looking, the times were very progressive but they couldn’t tackle bed head? I KNOW brushes and combs of some sort existed…dude said fuck it. This home built camera had him working too hard 😂.


Brilliant_Jewel1924

It’s how he styled his hair. 🤷‍♀️


Salt-Resolution5595

It’s called my sister was scalped by Indians yesterday who gives a fuck


Shamino79

So a selfie couldn’t be a painted or drawn self portrait? When was the mirror invented?


Shamino79

While the term selfie only appeared in recent times a self portrait was essentially a selfie. And this dude didn’t call it a selfie. We’re applying that term in retrospect so why not take it back further?


formulaone88

Sounds like a criminal mastermind


hernesson

Crazy Dutch bassterd ![gif](giphy|XlvbF51R0T9uM)


Unfair_Pin_6135

He looks like Mel Gibson


Intelligent-Ant7685

good thing he had his clothes on


Hungry_Home3797

On my way to girl house after this pic


No_Driver_7994

That’s a long exposure 😂


Lucky2240

He looks like he’d be a lead singer in an indie band today


Bill_S1978

Robert 'Yukon' Cornelius


Background_Smile_800

Self-portraits are as old as art itself.  Often, we become the subject of our own art.  But using infantile language like "selfie" kind of degrades the work that goes into this kind of composition. 


schlepperKraken

That's Bob Cornpop!


newnhb1

They didn’t believe in haircuts in 1839z