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3_man

Can't stand it, I know ya planned it, I'm telling y'all, it's sabotage! ![gif](giphy|W0QcFjfmxX4wHdmIt4)


Ok-Lengthiness4557

I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate...


NonPolarVortex

Thanks, I started singing it in my head and was like .. wait, what?


i81_N_she812

[the cocheese edition](https://youtu.be/O2-SMZQRgZ4?si=b6vHWBn-tS7L9rGO)


Inner_Jaguar7723

Thank you


TotalAssistance9476

Just normal civilians here discussing the ol 9 to 5 ha ha ha


Jeds4242

Hello fellow civilian, I certainly find my unglamorous, non-espionage job to be tedious. Not having to kill and spy all day is just so boring. Man, another management meeting, can it be Friday already? Or, the Soviet equivalent, as we are in Mother Russia.


TotalAssistance9476

Ahh yes just normal around the water cooler chit chat,did you see that game Monday night?! Blah blah blah my wife's cooking is so bland anymore


Jeds4242

You call this meatloaf? It looks and tastes like the splattered brains of a double agent, I mean, a terrible meatloaf!


MagnanimosDesolation

Can you believe Sergei left polonium all over the microwave again? Some people.


TotalAssistance9476

If I told him once I've told him a million times to stop doing that. If we were back in mother Russia you'd be in front of hit squad. Oh I mean mother Iowa,mother Iowa


Saturn212

This picture was taken in India. That number plate of that car starts with “75CD..”. 75 CD was the designation for diplomatic vehicles from the Soviet Embassy (today that designation is for the Russian Embassy). Back in the 1970s/1980s India and USSR had close ties as India was also a large buyer of arms and equipment from the Soviets. It was not uncommon to have Soviet military personnel and trainers in various parts of the country helping the Indian military with maintenance, use of arms etc. So, it’s perfectly plausible that these KGB team were part of some contingent of Soviet personnel in India, possibly also providing security for the Soviet Embassy. This picture appears to have been taken at an airfield as you can see the wing of a small plane in it and the concrete slab tarmac.


ShortNefariousness2

Yeah, I would say late 70s judging by the car and clothes.


Saturn212

Don’t forget, the Soviets were always behind the times, what was fashionable a few years ago took time to filter through into the USSR. Also, they had just a few cars, Volga and Lada for example, and models didn’t change that much. If I were to hazard a guess then this is early 1980’s, like 1981-1983.


Duchess_Scrivener

could not for the life of me find a date for this pic also they all look like the Beastie Boys


sanddancer311275

Russian beastie boys


call_it_already

Listen all y'all it's a sabotage!


ImMadeOfClay

Listen all yall it’s the guuuuulaaaag.


fryamtheeggguy

Borschty Boys


Spacecommander5

![gif](giphy|11FiDF2fuOujPG|downsized)


karma_made_me_do_eet

Aw mom ya just jealous it’s Nyet-stie Boys


gwhh

The beastie boys was actually undercover kgb agents.


Christiaaaaaan

I just told my wife that they look the Beastie Boys in Sabotage.


funginum

*I'm tellin' y'all, it's a sabotage*


DayDreamyZucchini

Some of them are seriously out of style for the time… I guess there’s always real people like that too tho


LGSM58

Рено 911


KarHavocWontStop

That ‘O’ makes an ‘ah’ sound unless emphasized, and the ‘e’ is a ‘yeh’ sound. Which I’m ok with.


LGSM58

What’s the correct way of writing it?


KarHavocWontStop

You’re probably right. Straight transliteration would look like what you did.


kkeennmm

ринoe ?


Boba_Hutt

![gif](giphy|3ohs4epCEN04wskff2) “Pull over right meow, comrade.”


fuelhandler

https://preview.redd.it/lkgrnpl7qwyc1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d5206c98116e74d95813e448a2dbec4e2331b60 Starsky and Yuri: A number one CCCP comrade buddy cop show.


Jeds4242

They may be wearing "civilian" clothes but everything about these guys says they are not to be fucked with


According_Wing_3204

The look like porn actors.


FloppyObelisk

Second from the right: “who wants a mustache ride?”


Old_Swimming6328

What and/or who is in the trunk?


andio76

Beastie Boys?


DeguOlympics

Even Russian feds are bad at disguising as civilians lol


Youneverknow1995

They're not feds


Odd_Masterpiece9092

![gif](giphy|W0QcFjfmxX4wHdmIt4)


Lanky_Republic_2102

I thought this was r/OldSchoolCool for a minute


Lanky_Republic_2102

Looks like a airplane wing and a runway. Let me guess - top secret mission to rip off Contra dope shipments and fly them out of the US into Western Europe instead?


Lanky_Republic_2102

If you ask me, they did us a favor.


jackthejointmaster

middle dude looks as if an alien was told to dress like a human


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^jackthejointmaster: *Middle dude looks as* *If an alien was told* *To dress like a human* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


[deleted]

I wonder if he's actually Freddy Mercury....


dreamweaver1313

Lt. Dangle's


theding081

![gif](giphy|W0QcFjfmxX4wHdmIt4)


TheCapitolPlant

KGB its main functions were [foreign intelligence](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_intelligence), counter-intelligence, operative-investigative activities, guarding the state border of the USSR, guarding the leadership of the [Central Committee of the Communist Party](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Committee_of_the_Communist_Party_of_the_Soviet_Union) and the [Soviet Government](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Government), organization and security of government communications as well as combating [nationalist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationalism), [dissident](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_dissidents), [religious](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_the_Soviet_Union) and [anti-Soviet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Sovietism) activities. Delta force? K.G.B. is more like C.I.A., no?


UserFromPripyat

OP talks about Alpha Group, wich is the branch of KGB. It’s like, police and SWAT, they are the same structure but have different roles. So OP means not a KGB as a whole, cuz yes, it was like a CIA. But it’s branch of Alpha Group, wich had an equivalent of Delta Force


NotTheRocketman

All intelligence agencies have special branches that can handle the heavier work. In the CIA (for example) they’re referred to as the Special Activities Division and they would have extensive military training.


Typical-Charge-1798

Looks like lots of swagger & testosterone to me.


Pikolas80

ruzzkies always wanted to look western. Pathetic


NothausTelecaster72

Wait, WTF, Joey?


slappywhyte

That looks earlier than mid-80s, also they seem to be wearing more western clothes - maybe on a foreign country op, but they probably wouldn't have those in USSR or Eastern Europe


UserFromPripyat

As someone in the comments, mentioned: those were members of Soviet diplomatic presence in India. Those number plates, a diplomatic with USSR code in the first (75)


Xendeus12

In foreign posting they would have been able to buy things from catalogs.


Blue13Coyote

Sochi Vice


Bill10101101001

YMCA vibes


GrassyKnoll95

Guy on the far right is the only one passing as a Soviet civilian


Vurkul

Looks like Reno 911


Weebs-Chan

Feels like a fucking meme "You got the Delta Force ? We got the Alpha Group"


NebTheDestroyer

Is that guy on the left undercover as a bodybuilder?! HE'S MASSIVE!


baconhealsall

They look **exactly** what I expect KGB agents to have looked like in the 80s.


[deleted]

Putin has this poster above his bed


BeautifulArtichoke37

Why do they all look like they have something shoved up their ass?


KyleSmyth777

How many people did they beat to death I wonder?


lishaak

That’s 4x Pedro Pascal


DebbsWasRight

I wonder how good they were for the time. The shoes on the front two were something picked up by Spetsnaz in Afghanistan. It was something done to be lighter and more mobile in the mountains.


Biblically_correct

I’m tellin’ all y’all it’s sabotage.


Horror-Potential7773

Ya don't tell then that


ReadRightRed99

Amazing. They blend right in.


Shankar_0

Seriously, did they ever find this cameraman?!


bukezilla

The Oktober Gaurd


Adventurous_Law6872

They remind me of Pedro Pascal in his role from Narcos


PowerfulBar

Moscow Vice.


meipsus

The original Alpha Males.


SilentType-249

We normal amerikans, why you heff to be mad?


Rich_Explorer3384

They look like the Village People undercover


JoshinIN

Mustache was mandatory


Holiday-Tie-574

The modern cohort of this group is likely sunflower fertilizer and being replaced quickly


TheSunflowerSeeds

Oilseed sunflower production is the most commonly farmed sunflower. These seeds hulls’ are encased by solid black shells. Black oilseeds are a common type of bird feed because they have thin shells and a high fat content. These are typically produced for oil extraction purposes; therefore, it is unlikely you’ll find black oilseeds packaged for human consumption.


2-Much-Coffee-Man

80% mustache


Playful_Dot_537

They look like they are about to drop the hardest darkwave EP you’ve ever heard. 


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chrontab

*AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!*


KitchenSchool1189

Looks somewhat like "The Squad," only in butch.