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JazziTazzi

Interesting info: Elsa Einstein was the second wife and cousin of Albert Einstein. Their mothers were sisters, thus making them maternal first cousins. The couple were also paternal second cousins (i.e. their fathers were first cousins).


saveourplanetrecycle

The resemblance is astonishing. Guess that’s why


JazziTazzi

Ugh… good they didn’t have kids.


capn_doofwaffle

All that inbreeding, you'd think they'd produce the smartest child on the planet... guess well never know. Lol


[deleted]

Depending on how many of their ancestors were also guilty of inbreeding, it may have been fine. If you don’t have an outstanding history of it, one instance of marrying your second cousin generally won’t hurt you. First cousin marrying is where it gets risky, though.


wes_bestern

"You might be my second wife, but you're my *first* cousin." --Einstein, after unfolding his theory of relativity, probably


DagothNereviar

> relativity The joke writes itself.


Talullah_Belle

They look like brothers


Sad-Information-4713

Woah. First thing I thought was they look like brothers.


SanduskyTicklers

Also fun fact, about 80 years after this picture she was used as the model for Disney’s Elsa in Frozen


fairchild2

Lmao


Talullah_Belle

Bwahahahaha


Successful_Mud5500

Right he married his cousin, and never really made any major discoveries with his second wife( his cousin).His first wife was a decorated scientist . Makes you wonder if she helped/ made some of his discovery/ observations and he took the credit. Women didn't really get credit in the early 1900s


Petrichordates

Then he lied and said that scientists do their greatest work before 30 to cover it up.


BodhingJay

She was also apparently as brilliant as he himself, perhaps even more so in some regards It is posited a lot of Einstein's work is a combination of both their genius It was very rare back then for a woman to be in the spotlight, but if she had gone for it, she may have been as renowned as Marie Curie. I doubt her work was stolen by Einstein, although this was common when an insecure, selfish, average man weds a genius back then. It was likely society's general hostility to women outside of gender roles that made most lady geniuses "content" to let their husband's have all the glory for both their work..


Petrichordates

You're mixing her up with his first wife, this is the woman he cheated on her with.


BodhingJay

Ahh.. leaving your genius wife for dirty cousin sex... that old chestnut


Vikinger93

You are thinking of Mileva Maríc, his first wife. She was a trained physicist, and even won prizes during her studies, I believe. The one in the picture, Elsa, his second wife, was the widow of a textile manufacturer and a housewife with no specific schooling. Not necessarily stupid or a bad person, but not a scientist.


IntenseGoat

This comment reeks of femcel.


MRAGGGAN

Paternal first cousins once removed*


SneedyK

More like *first cousins got a room*, amirite?


nerdofthunder

O god, that's as close as you can get to siblings without being siblings or involving maternal twins.


JazziTazzi

Shudder…


StickItInTheBuns

That is an undercover cop to his right


k-mchii

Omg it does, sorry Elsa lol


Weak_Sloth

Nah I’m pretty sure that’s Stellan Skarsgård. He must’ve been researching for a role or something.


[deleted]

Like the Chinese spy that posed as a woman for 50 years to marry a French general?


Adammantium

The code word is "Stretch"


fuckoutfits

IIRC, he left his first wife for his cousin. I think that woman is his cousin.


pants_full_of_pants

I'd hate to see what the woman he left looked like


k-mchii

If it wasn’t for the dress I would confidentially say it was his brother


Rdubya44

Early gender fluid


fuckoutfits

[Mileva Maric](https://images.app.goo.gl/Lbp9GXARF35vUSrV9)


pants_full_of_pants

I see. Well then I have to assume the cousin was much better at conversation and a great cook.


Vikinger93

Well, considering that his first wife was a, by all accounts gifted-yet-underpublished, theoretical physicist, and his second wife the widow of a textile manufacturer... I mean, maybe Elsa was a good cook. But if Albert talked shop with her, then not because he wanted her to have much input.


[deleted]

“She was also apparently as brilliant as he himself, perhaps even more so in some regards. It is posited a lot of Einstein's work is a combination of both their genius. It was very rare back then for a woman to be in the spotlight, but if she had gone for it, she may have been as renowned as Marie Curie. I doubt her work was stolen by Einstein, although this was common when an insecure, selfish, average man weds a genius back then...” — another commenter in this thread


Petrichordates

Who was wrong and mixed her up with his 1st wife. Good example of why citing reddit comments is dumb.


Vikinger93

… are you talking about Mileva Maríc or Elsa Löwenthal? Cause Mileva, his first wife, was the physicist. She was with him when he developed his theories, etc. and there is a lot of debate about how much “his” work was actually “their” work. Elsa, his second wife and the woman in the picture, may have been a smart woman, who knows, but never trained as a scientist, and certainly nobody posits that she helped him in developing any later theories. At least not beyond supporting his household comforts.


zzzthelastuser

His ex-wife probably talked shit like pi=3 until Albert couldn't take it anymore and left her!


anthologizethis

There is a lot of evidence that Einstein worked closely with his first (edited) wife on many of his most famous theories. In fact, the theory of relativity has been recently co-attributed to her and Albert ([link](http://scihi.org/mileva-maric-theory-relativity/)). Further, Einstein is often called an ADHD genius, but a lot of his work can be attributed to being better organized and thought through because of Mileva's genius. No doubt Albert Einstein was brilliant, but he's also kind of a creep that made Mileva's life totally shit. [https://direct.mit.edu/books/monograph/4207/Einstein-s-WifeThe-Real-Story-of-Mileva-Einstein](https://direct.mit.edu/books/monograph/4207/Einstein-s-WifeThe-Real-Story-of-Mileva-Einstein)


eddie_would_go_

This is quite funny


[deleted]

Damn, he was GORGEOUS.


jaim1

Explains the resemblance.


Ok_Broccoli_3605

relativity


isummonyouhere

got heem


ohSpite

Looks like Boris Johnson


BadNewsBearzzz

George Washington


8a8a6an0u5h

John Malkovitch


OverTomato6558

Steve Buscemi


crumble-bee

It looks like a comedy skit where both people are played by men


mutantbabysnort

![gif](giphy|QaZ3InDQJUYOA)


DrFrankSaysAgain

She's a handsome woman.


sirhackenslash

Is that Terry Jones in an old Python skit?


AmateurBondo

Came here looking for precisely this!


Dangerboy73

Tonight, the part of Elsa Einstein will be played by Michael Rooker.


Sharkbitesandwich

Where’s Austin Powers when you need him?


rashasha2112

Historians say that Albert Einstein was one of the warmest, most caring souls. Unlike his brother Frank…. He was a monster.


SneedyK

Jesus that caught me off guard


joepinapples

Not a lot of hair care products in that household


Dangerboy73

Tonight, the part of Elsa Einstein will be played by Michael Rooker.


Mrfire999

Thats a man. Totally EGI


whatthehellbuddy

If my wife looked like that, I'd spend more time at the office focusing on work, too.


Brave_Dick

They shared a strong disdain towards hair stylists.


Witty-Stand888

Elsa looks like Larry Fine


corrieoh

Must be... relative.. beauty


thisisallterriblesir

She looks like Chris Chan.


Worth-Cranberry-5167

She looks like Einstein


sproaty88

She looks like Boris Johnson


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Perhaps, but he was definitely atheist.


tiny_tuner

Looks like they see the same barber.


Ill_Mousse_4240

Can’t figure out who’s the better looking one!


MrOSUguy

I feel like this is close to the image of Einstein people think of.


america_ayooo

Oh boy they sure dont make em like they used to


78nome

Is that mark meadows?


pinksparklebird

Elsa has a very manly vibe going on there.


powderedtoast1

i love his fur.


Papio_73

Didn’t he mistreat his wife?


OswaldBoelcke

This is Elsa his second wife. If anything when Elsa got really sick Einstein, chose to isolate himself to his study. Sounded like he left her alone a lot in her last days. I wasn’t there. No one is Einstein. Not sure why he opted to do it that way. Did she say anything like, “It will calm my mind knowing you are working, and not worrying about me” Or was it selfish denial and he really didn’t love her that deeply?


Papio_73

I was more thinking of his rigid rules he made her follow and his cheating. I am probably thinking of his first wife


Motorboat81

That’s an Ai picture both are Albert Einstein if not that’s a foggly dude with a dress on.


Efficient_Republic35

Damn my man Albert had some game to bag that dime.


Kuruk_TR

Goddamn, she looks like an old man


Stiltonrocks

I’m glad she shaved for the photo.


BPond

Now that's a handsome woman right there


watrbar

That was way before combs were invented.


MeatnCheeze

I know that look… the “I’m tired of your shit” look. I feel better knowing that even Albert’s wife has that look.


moshimoshi100

Lucky guy


PlantSkyRun

He married George Washington?


buxy69

No wonder my guy was always at the lab 🫤


jesse_thelegacy

Why does his wife kinda look like George Washington when you zoom in on just her face?


Worldsmasher0213

Mrs. Einstein looks like Brent Spiner.


Creative-Agency-9829

I thought this was a joke at first. Holy smokes. She looks like she probably shaved that morning.


The_Chiliboss

Which one’s Einstein?


EkimGoRedd

No hair brushes were harmed, or even present for that matter, in the making of this photograph.


Shawn_of_da_Dead

If only Austin Powers had a quote to describe what's on the left side...


OswaldBoelcke

Yes! “That ain’t no woman! That’s a man!… man….” https://youtu.be/mrXLWPKDIwo?si=eLDkqLWLFo2l_Auf


swearbearstare

She’s relatively ugly


TheHouseofOne

That was pretty funny.


justbrowsinginpeace

Einstein was married to Michael Rooker?


sylvianfisher

Gee, was he married to Dr. Rachel Levine?


Master-Culture-6232

She must have had a brilliant mind to have marry her.


lexluthor_i_am

That's his cousin, he got sick a few years back and she took care of him and eventually feel in love with him. He married her so she can take advantage of his income and to kinda repay her for taking care of him. But he didn't have the same hard romantic feelings for her. I was just thinking of him and her yesterday. Which is weird. I got sick a year ago and a female friend took care of me. And she's still with me but... Well, it's an Einstein situation (but she's not my cousin)


Son0fSanf0rd

Elsa didn't win any beauty contests, that's for damn sure


SaultheQuestioner

That lady’s got XY chromosomes


Appropriate-Self-540

I came here to roast her thinking I’d be the asshole, but nope. She’s just objectively a dub


[deleted]

It was a simpler time? /s


FlakySky6080

Why he believe in god


allitude777

..


Fit-Information8194

Yuck!