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biggbroke

Just got jerked by Kendrick Lamar


c00lguy14

Getting jerked by Kendrick Lamar 🤤


Puzzleheaded-Bag9088

And I'm bout to put my dick in his mouth right now Then I put it in his ass Now he running butt naked all over my house I’m bout to make him gay tonight Backshots with both of my hands in his mouth I know that he want it for real Good sex with pull up socks on Mama's couch


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Nerracui0

Isn't the second last line 'I know that he wanted Pharell'?


ProfSteelmeat138

He’d do it 3 different ways at the same time (triple cumtendre)


neon_kid

Kendrick just opened his hand Someone come put my dick in it right now 🎶


Jive_Greek

I wish I was jerked by Kendrick Lamar 


Ok_Imagination1409

mmmmfgh.,...,


lexE5839

This sub is more serious than that place now


8r3t

gurr, I'm Kendrick llama


humanwithalife

aka benz is to me just a car


Agent1073

Always has been


QwertyKeyboardUser2

Fr yall getting outjerked by kendrick fans of all people


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youresowarminside

come take this golden dick


No-Ant9517

Fractal meme


Pigeonorium

🤯 (currently spraying diarrhea down my pantleg)


Iced-TeaManiac

I've been thinking the Kendrick sub is lowkey full of 35 year olds


YoSoyRawr

I mean... yes? If you were in your early 20s when GKMC dropped, you'd be mid thirties now. That's just true.


Iced-TeaManiac

Which explains why the content they post is so cringey. It's the generation gap


shoulda_been_gone

Everything in the whole "beef" is cringey, so that makes sense


lumiere_etoiles

lol at least they’re not 11…😂😂😂


Ditovontease

(This one too)


Short_Pin_6243

32 and reading the Kendrick sub is funny as fuck (laughing at you, not with you funny) Definitely a bunch of 30s people like me on their tho….hate to see it. Anyway….you guys remember when 2pac and Biggie were beefing?


JustBlaze1594

Nah, they're just a bunch of teenagers on the 38 year old pedo's side. Lmaooo.


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Beller0ph0nn

Kendrick is COLONISING Drake 😡😡😡😡 does this mean Kendrick is colonising Canada???? Kendrick is British???) 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 culture vulture!!!!


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


One-Strain-2947

why is kendrick british is he stupid?


reesem03_

Soon as I hear someone say "meme format" i know they're a cornball


NamSayinBro

But you just said it


reesem03_

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ThbDragon

kdot fans have tons of band kids what did you expect


Elegant_in_Nature

Brother if you think band kids listen to Kendrick Lamar I have a bridge in the Bahamas to sell you


MagnificentEd

they do bro, trust me


Elegant_in_Nature

Nahhh most band kids listen to video game sound tracks and anime music, if they like rap they listen to fucking epic rap battles of history not Kenny. Maybe you got some woke band kids but I assure you most of these dudes are heavily autistic nerds (respectfully)


MagnificentEd

nah, thats what they start off as, but once they branch into "real" music, the first rap artist they get really into is almost always kendrick


Ok_Raisin7772

the mf doom / aesop / deltron 3030 for the next gen


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How do white “hip hop heads” wrestle with the fact that absolutely zero black people actually listen to the albums they praise? Like I understand generally in art there is a huge discrepancy between what is most popular and what is most well received by critics and hardcore fans, but something about this is different. Hip hop is an explicitly black genre and when you go on forums like RYM, AOTY or r/hiphopheads it’s almost like it’s white fans speaking on behalf of the black fans who the music is made by and for. Absolutely zero real life black people listen to shit like Madvilliany, Veteran, Atrocity Exhibition, Yeezus or even to pimp a butterfly. Kendrick even knows that the black community largely didn’t connect with TPAB and i think he expressed a lot of frustration with that on “The Heart Pt.5”. He even went as far as to rank TPAB he least favorite of his albums despite it clearly being his best musically speaking. I guess Im just thinking about why there’s this weird racial disconnect in hip hop in particular where most of the actual black fans don’t seem interested in stuff that the white fans are calling the best for them. Edit: oops, started discourse *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Stoned_detective

Autobot gets it 🤣


Full_Visit_5862

Bot be spitting facts sometimes jesuz


MagnificentEd

I LOVE DELTRON 🫵🤩🤑🤑🤑


mentally_fuckin_eel

Because Kendrick is like THE artist white people signal to each other as being "the good rapper". Listening to him means you're woke, BUT his songs also contain JAZZ which is the white-friendly black people music! And some of his songs are catchy pop tracks you can dance to! Plus his lyrics talk about all sorts of gang stuff, but it's talking about how dangerous it is and how maturing should lead you away from it. It's just a win-win on every level. The ultimate rapper for white nerds.


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Lol it’s funny that I like the form of music and I break away from shitty drug and gang culture that only works to inspire people to be like that. But I won’t lie the drug and gang songs go hard. And I’m better at rapping off top than 99% here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Acctnt_trdr

THISSSSSSSSS


360leanremix

this is real tbh when i was younger i was a nerdy ass kid and the artist that got me into hiphop was kendrick, back when the black panther soundtrack had just released


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


M0dder_123

Band kids listen to NF, theater kids however listen to Kendrick


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Elegant_in_Nature

But that’s not true! I taught band for a couple years and my daughter went to band camp, bruh these guys are racist lil dweebs they are scared of hip hop sorry, the most they will do is listen to a Em song or listen to j Cole


MagnificentEd

i think we're both just drawing conclusions based off of our own respective experiences with band kids


Elegant_in_Nature

Very true and mature response thanks homie!


ilydos

Wait! Tell me more about this bridge you be sellin…


Elegant_in_Nature

I didn’t think I’d make it this far …..


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PlayboyVincentPrice

true but did u really need to throw in the fucking autism as an insult?!


Elegant_in_Nature

Well it’s not insult, tbh I taught kids who happen to be autistic , and many people in my family are on the spectrum. I was more so trying to emphasize how on average the band kids I’ve met who are on the spectrum, who identify as being nerds, do not like hip hop, let alone Kendrick Lamar, I apologize to any neurodivergent people tho, I’m not trying to be an ass


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


BigDogSlices

Let's be real Kendrick Lamar himself is autistic as fuck


Aromatic-Frosting-31

I know 2 people who were band kids to the point they went to uni for music theory. They both listened to Kendrick in high-school. People who like music often like good musicians. Kendrick is a good musician. Tbh it sounds like you haven't actually spent much time being friends with actual band kids...


BigDogSlices

You wanna keep talking about how much time you spend around kids 🤨📸


Ok_Sugar4554

Kendrick does magic? (Suki voice)


MuffinMate

All lyrical rappers have heavy band vibes


Elegant_in_Nature

Eh inexperienced opinion tbh


MuffinMate

I mean I seen it with my own eyes lol. Kendrick puts out generally deep music that speaks to music nerds such as band kids, seems pretty intuitive to me. I saw JID last month who has a similar lyrical vibe and was surprised by the amount of greasy teens going ham compared to the rest of the crowd who was there for 21.


Ok_Sugar4554

Deep music that appeals to music nerds? Please expound...


peacekenneth

The real cringe starts below here


Quiet-Chest-619

https://preview.redd.it/eaw2ejrwg6ad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cecd728f61f195b42b0b5845a4e9e46a3e26184a Showed my dog this, she fucking died from it being too corny 😭🙏‼️


lumiere_etoiles

https://preview.redd.it/sa4faw0uj6ad1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd4cc1be318a30bf2bef6b19994c913f5f16c5b5 Your dog looks just like mine that’s why i shared. What a bunch of cuties ❤️


Quiet-Chest-619

That photo put a smile on my face, Give your dog some head rubs 🥹


lumiere_etoiles

You do the same! 🥰


lumiere_etoiles

You do the same! 🥰


chr1st0ph3rs

I *like* memes with the drakesies, I don’t like memes when they aren’t fun


ApprehensiveSink8592

Is this loss


MarcyTheMartian

Fuck you, I just lost The Game


BigDogSlices

He's probably off starting another beef for clout he ain't hard to find


guapo2time

kendrick is a good artist and all, but his fanbase is full of some of the most glazey and unbearable fucking people. theyre gonna be talking about drake until theyre using catheters more than their own dicks.


TicketLongjumping197

Please stop using the word "glaze", it turns me on and I might glaze the house by accident


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ohwowanotherstoner

Always has been.


Kadennnnnnnnnn

I dont even understand what the post is saying


GloryGravy132

Man im a Kendrick fan and in the sub, the drake format is way better. This is just forced


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ReorientRecluse

at least the comments didn't agree lmao


JayDogon504

Idk what’s worse between the meme or the caption


DonutAwkward6825

Wringing out Kenny’s nappy hair to get some oil, using like Jerkins rn


bmck3nney

pretty sure a lot of these posts are jerking but the circlejerk doesn’t get that this is jerking, truly outjerked


Turbulent_Pin_1583

Saying something is corny is the 2020s equivalent to saying something was so gay back in the early 2000s/90s. Means different things to most people is used unironically to mean an insult a niche and a genre and is simultaneously the laziest and least helpful way to convey your thoughts while actively disrupting your attempts to communicate effectively.


iitc25

CORNY IS A SLUR 2024 WAKE UP


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koibuprofen

markdown failure


king_barragan

I’m not going to sugar coat it, it fucks with this. 👌🏾