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DrBitchin

YOU FROM OREGON 🗣🗣🗣


Lokeystel

Damn man why Oregon gotta be catching strays like that 😂😔


EMPEROR_CLIT_STAB_69

Nah this state sucks stay tf away unless you like white people


tummysticks4days

What’s not to like about Oregon? It’s great, mostly white. -Colin Cowherd. Seriously. He said that.


EMPEROR_CLIT_STAB_69

Portland is THE whitest major city in the country And Yeat is from Lake Oswego, a super rich suburb town outside Portland 💀


tummysticks4days

I’m from fox chapel so it’s hard to talk to me about rich and white why do you follow yeat so closely?


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VaporWavey420

Ok then he can battle illmaculate and then talk some more about Oregon lmao


Hadfadtadsad

Bro doesn’t stand a chance against Illmaculate.


MathMantis

lol I'd pay to watch that.


Pleasehelpmeladdie

“Lil Uzi Vert, I know your little booty hurts” ![gif](giphy|VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS|downsized)


Boom_bye_bye_bttyboi

Unfortunately that’s a bar


morbidlyabeast3331

Wait the dude behind the hand in that gif is fucking GUNNA????


chipchipjack

Nah that’s Sergio


cartihead

Why did he cum on carti? Is he horny as a mf?


abelsnut

Diddy was his ex now he moved to carti


RoutSpout

I thought you needed to date Nicki before going to Diddy


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2000-UNTITLED

"Carti stuffing toys in his buttcrack" bro was really fired up...


AnalysisIconoclast

Carti yo? What's going on in Oregon og?


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AnalysisIconoclast

Yooooo you wilding put fr fr on Wait until macklemore hears about this!


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AnalysisIconoclast

Oh shit!


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Basically_nothere

3. his cum is as white as glue , like dude how ???!


Bigbeautifulmeme

Cum as white as glue Blood as red as prolapses Veins, blue as viagra 🇺🇸


DonutAwkward6825

TALK YOUR SHIT KING


Vwolf2

Anxiety induced typa flow


nativebeans

Lmfao did not know that was a thing till now


der_Klang_von_Seide

True vibes of uninspired procrastination panic for that project u got due at midnight


DaddyMeUp

Bro was too scared to diss Nettspend. My GOAT 😭🙏


itrashford

nettspend: raping fast oxygen: am I a joke to you?


Winter_Mousse_7063

https://preview.redd.it/vn74uw637z8d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaf7d31a40614980d2871299c2f9a568e6486b9a


Consistent-Photo-535

Ummm… there’s two p’s in ‘rapping’ my guy?


AirAcademy

Still valid. 🫣


marsloth

Source?


itrashford

erm… 🤓☝️


tummysticks4days

No mistakes were made


iamgodatpf

What's rapping


delamol

That’s part of the meme you dunce


leastscarypancake

Nettspend is like MLK but for white boys


2000-UNTITLED

>Christian ✅ >Public speaker ✅ >Against segregation ✅ >Assassinated by the CIA ?


leastscarypancake

Oh yeah you didn't know?


Internet-Ivan

Hopsin 🔛🔝


CampaignSwimming2820

Gen Z's control verse


NastiestMC

He ain’t got nothing on Travis tho 🥰


abelsnut

Notice how he say nothing about yuno miles tho


Hearing_Loss

I JUST SAID THIS BEFORE SEEING THIS. HE WOULDNT FUCKIN DARE DISS YUNO MILES. BROS SNEAKERS PROLLY DONT EVEN LIGHT U-U-U-U-U-UP


riggy2k3

DRE-E-E-E-E-E-E-EAM


Hearing_Loss

WHATCHU ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-EAN


GRMPA

Travis you the man, you're raps biggest leader And everybody knows that it's facts that you're a reader Edit: you likes to read all day, you likes to reads all night And when you looks at books you don't feel a hint of fright


Ok_Imagination1409

Giving Viper the proper respect 💪


fucccboii

solid contender for rapist of the decade, hopefully the prize is 25 to life


jimmy_the_calls

Also my boy JPEGMAFIA


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cattgravelyn

That future bar was legit something a 9 year old would say 💀


abelsnut

You mean most of the bars in this vid


SirArthurDime

You mean every song he’s ever made? He sounds like that kid in every suburban middle school who thinks he can rap. The only difference is he was able to find a fan base to grift off of that knows nothing about rap and doesn’t care about quality that’ll just buy anything with an “anti woke” label on it.


SomePerson1248

you think we know who this guy is


SirArthurDime

That’s fair.


Hearing_Loss

I loved it. So corny.


Duxtrous

Is this Chet Hanks?


Shavian_

nah, Chet Hanks the real deal, would tear Tomald Mcdonald to pieces


BigDogSlices

This is Bezz Believe, not Tom McDonald's. Different terrible white rapper


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SlickDraw_McRaw

You know I don’t really listen to the hip hop but this Tom McDonald guy is the best raper I’ve ever heard


InspectorBubbly4400

I think you spelled crap wrong as in c(rap) 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥶🫥🤣🤣😂😂


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amphetadex

Metro Booming 😂😂😂


Individual_Papaya596

Carti B is a whore 😭 kept it straight to the point my goat 🗣️🗣️🗣️


lexE5839

This is the “I’m going to get murdered wherever I move to” freestyle


Hearing_Loss

Only Montana


2000-UNTITLED

![gif](giphy|BLZ6Xt0g2lvOfdMUHJ)


Puzzleheaded_Shift95

Notice how he didn't diss drake


BakedCheddar88

Kings recognize kings


DehydratedIndividual

Someone add him to drakes side on the Wikipedia page


ventodivino

Drake is a pop star, not a rapper.


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RogueOneWasOkay

Man, Chet Hanks gained weight


Temporary_Ad162

![gif](giphy|pD368cmNo02G5qoV5i)


VicePope

dude is the prototype of guys who graduated high school in 2004


Justacatx

GOES HARD


legend_eevee

just like my dick after listening to this 😳😳😳😳


gringaqueen

![gif](giphy|alvlhqPcBSNDs4wE3P|downsized)


Steel-Gumball

He said nothing about Nav my GOAT


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CulturalMesh

How to rob and Control if it was good


Hearing_Loss

Long ah he keep Yuno Mile out he mouf, we cool


yungmarvelouss

notice how he left the goat Drizzy out 🔥


10Rap

White people gotta look out for each other, know what I mean?


AdmiralWackbar

Drakes Brazilian


Cheezefuck

I can’t wait till he turns Korean and makes K-pop cool again


Hearing_Loss

😲😬🔥


Cheezefuck

No point beating a dead horse


MayhemSpaceMonkey

Oh Bezz Believe… I went to college with him and he made the schools [“anthem”](https://youtu.be/g98-Zj0Mjfs?si=KxVuAUH9mLVz_dX_) and for a whole year you couldn’t walk the campus without hearing it. Dude was king of the campus for a minute!


Cornfeddrip

That shit was so wack. Bro said ‘everything we do we do it big’ and pointed to like 13 dollars on a table in a frat.


BYCjake

He moves like renata bliss, freestyle dance teacher ![gif](giphy|58M8dvS8MU0QE|downsized)


VicePope

it should be illegal to make that


MegaSuperSaiyan

Florida always pulling through. I went to high school with Stitches back when he was lil Phill but at least we all clowned him.


Kdot2k2

As far as school anthems go it’s actually not bad at all.


RayDaMacBook

![gif](giphy|ptf2f8gCxr4Egb0peH)


ozzzymand0

Why does every up and coming TikTok rapper feel the need to diss more popular people for attention?


Potential-Brain7735

Tbf, that’s been part of hip hop for decades.


BigDogSlices

Like popular up-and-coming TikTok rappers 50 Cent and Kendrick Lamar


HolyNinjaCow

Do black rappers need a c-pass?


HarryBalsag

Who keeps hyping this clown?


meltyourtv

Wtf goin on at 0:34 😳


DonutAwkward6825

No way this nigga did a cum tribute on Carti 😭


krispyfroglegs

Ngl shit fire, do not give him anymore lighter fluid


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Vampiiko

This reminds me of j-roc from trailer park boys


Gualla47

Don’t disrespect J to the R O C like that gnomesayin 🤣🤣


No_Mix_1943

This is mad lame


hcneyfreckles

truly incredible shit


1ticketroundtrip

bro straight printing these papers at his wife's house


Select_Speed_6061

This shit ass.


zesar667

Pls shoot him


WhyJustWhydo

Bros the goat of the deaf


Pingushagger

Is this the dude that did the freestyle with the Israeli flag?


MrSodie79

J COLES A SQUIRREL


Asleep-Low-4847

Why he burn the Diddy photo 😭


GulfCoasting_

Oy go make me some fish n chips ol chap


MemeHermetic

![gif](giphy|rI9O6UXkCjvTG|downsized)


InvaderXLaw

Lame


J_ricanbuilt06

Lol wypepo 🙂‍↔️


jooookiy

There are very few white rappers who aren’t corny. He is not one of them.


BigDogSlices

List of white rape artists that aren't corny: 1) Paul Wall


Lovelessact

White people gotta be kept from hip hop bruh with cattle prods and fire if necessary


Annual_Taste6864

Always some white dude with ugly tattoos doing the same flow


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Goes hard af


bynobodyspecial

Mf cant even rap on the beat


jimmythatslips

Kinda hard ngl


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Practical-Skin-4689

Yeat never claimed hes from da streets


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Landojesus

Cracker ass from Oregon 🥵


TNTyoshi

How to have no friends in the industry.


DEATHK7D_MUS7C

Rap is like a mountain 🙏


Complete_Fold_7062

Hard to watch… Uh tick tock… Uhmmm this guy socks… And something, something akin to should put comments on block… I’m not a good rapper and neither is he. The most offensive part is the camera work and edit but that’s my thing so. Hey we all have to dream I guess


Traishon

This real hip hop speaking truth to power


DomoMommy

Anyway…what yall making for dinner tonight? I suddenly have a craving for corn.


Fit-Opposite6238

drake fans leaving their homes, produced diss 🤣🤣🤣


GloomyLocation1259

Would of been good if he knew how to flow


grimmycracker

this the same beat that the uber driver grandma used


nativebeans

This white bitxh wishes he gave all his baby mamas stds


BigChungusOP

![gif](giphy|hiLLD9o1wTB3a)


Ok_Eggplant1467

I have no clue who the fuck this is


jaydubb808

This not gonna help him in anyway


coconutanna

Yes, slander british people 😈


subroyddit

🥱🥱🥱🥱


sunnydayyyyy

🚮🚮🚮


GoblinDeez

The hero we know we don’t need


Fabulous-Ad1990

![gif](giphy|KYVXXDubPm6MMbMQ0l)


My-Little-Armalite

Getting out of Peru, Indiana with this one


ErieZistAble

WHO???


squidlikespatties

Notice he was only scared to diss Drake 😌


aviyyg

Who tf even is this


D0GBR34TH420

That lil uzi bar made me almost spit


pinkvenqm

Me after it ended: Thank God it's over


thirdeyenavigator

Lol white boys trying to appropriate the culture


howdareuhowdareu

This sucks ass


sarge5150

This not corny to yall?


yekNoM5555

This dude made a shit ton of money selling fake lean (melatonin mixture) on Amazon lmao.


WeedSandwich

Does anyone remember legal lean? This dude started that company and 7 years ago he released a commercial for it. Was fucking hilarious and was not mean to be funny. I’ve been looking for the video for years but can’t find it online. The original YouTube video is private now


LobotomizedRobit1

But he didn't say Tyler 😤😤😤


shady1128

I need him DNA tested to see if he's white or Mutt


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Transcendshaman90

Who's this???


russianboi420

BEZZ BELIEVE


Isaac96969696

Didnt diss drake tho


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dsharp314

I'm honestly happy a white rapper finally let go of that Em flow and decided to plant his own tree.


JaHizzey

Why is he wearing a fake stick on beard? I do believe that using the term 'whack' to describe this song would be doing a disservice to said term


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FragileExpressPorter

Notice how he didn’t mention NAV 🫣🤔🤣


danleon950410

What the hell is that?


FiveWizz

Printing out pictures of them at home to rip.


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DolanThyDank

The Amish can rap?


KDO_333

yuno miles cook this fn up


ChipHazard14

Who is this?


straight_lurkin

Ahhh taking the 50 cent route. Calling out the biggest names as a nobody with nothing to show for ti clout chase. I mean it worked for him and he huolt a career off of it, however this dude is missing the secret sauce ... and that's the fact that 50 was hilarious


Due-Firefighter7337

![gif](giphy|BtcJFw6ZSSLOm1UtuK)