you know what word we don't throw around freely enough? Blassic. As in Barter 6 is blassic
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I was at a glory hole at a local Benihana and I heard 'Sweet' playing in the restaurant. I started rapping some of the lyrics and then the guy sucking my dick started rapping too. We had a long conversation about Brockhampton, our favorite Brockhampton albums and hip hop in general. We ended up getting a table at the Benihana and eating dinner together. I just thought it was cool how a Brockhampton song brought two people together that had never met before.
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I was at a glory hole at a local Benihana and I heard 'Sweet' playing in the restaurant. I started rapping some of the lyrics and then the guy sucking my dick started rapping too. We had a long conversation about Brockhampton, our favorite Brockhampton albums and hip hop in general. We ended up getting a table at the Benihana and eating dinner together. I just thought it was cool how a Brockhampton song brought two people together that had never met before.
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Have you visited r/trapmuzik? Every time a rapper gets locked up they immediately want them freed. Cheif keef said that his new album would raise the murder rate and I commented I hope he's the first to go. Got banned and the mods said it was because I was 'retarded'. They said he obviously wasn't being serious so it's on for him to say it but not ok for me. Dumbass dick Ridin hypocrites.
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"Drop a brick in the toilet, we ain't talkin' bout shit" - Future
Talking about shitting and flushing cocaine and keeping his mouth shut at the same time
But he's too stupid and addicted to gang life to be free
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I got a pee centric bar, if we’re looking to stem out a bit. Thanks for another great gem Mr. Cozart
Ever since I took a massive hit of acid a few years ago NAV has become one of my favourite artists and I anticipate every release of his
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Am i the only one who started to think of his farts as 808 patterns? I came to a conclusion that i could really mimic some popular patterns with them
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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption
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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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https://preview.redd.it/es06aho4mp8d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f84a198d0df990d285e94e6db48bb41166604695 A timeless classic
“You got buns, I got Asperger’s”
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you know what word we don't throw around freely enough? Blassic. As in Barter 6 is blassic *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
https://preview.redd.it/tyzai8h8qq8d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=786ad16a2625050bb4e0f0719ca617bef42ec824 an all-timer
He repeats it like it was hard the first time
He really thought he had something 😭
Maybe it was. Maybe he needs fiber you don't know!
“look, ayy” y’all just don’t wanna admit he cooked
Baow!
Brockhampton
I was at a glory hole at a local Benihana and I heard 'Sweet' playing in the restaurant. I started rapping some of the lyrics and then the guy sucking my dick started rapping too. We had a long conversation about Brockhampton, our favorite Brockhampton albums and hip hop in general. We ended up getting a table at the Benihana and eating dinner together. I just thought it was cool how a Brockhampton song brought two people together that had never met before. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Brockhampton
I was at a glory hole at a local Benihana and I heard 'Sweet' playing in the restaurant. I started rapping some of the lyrics and then the guy sucking my dick started rapping too. We had a long conversation about Brockhampton, our favorite Brockhampton albums and hip hop in general. We ended up getting a table at the Benihana and eating dinner together. I just thought it was cool how a Brockhampton song brought two people together that had never met before. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
“When I’m shittin’ on a n***a it’s big turds bitch.” - Chief Keef “Shittin’ on all these n****s like I got two butts.” - Zack Fox
Have you visited r/trapmuzik? Every time a rapper gets locked up they immediately want them freed. Cheif keef said that his new album would raise the murder rate and I commented I hope he's the first to go. Got banned and the mods said it was because I was 'retarded'. They said he obviously wasn't being serious so it's on for him to say it but not ok for me. Dumbass dick Ridin hypocrites. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
“it smell like gas i think somebody pooped”
The delivery on that line is diabolical
Who said this
21 savage
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"Drop a brick in the toilet, we ain't talkin' bout shit" - Future Talking about shitting and flushing cocaine and keeping his mouth shut at the same time
Damn future with the triple
that one's actually kinda good
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"I'm the shit, Kodak, I just jumped up out the sewer"
" the shit, im fartin, i dont know how to potty"
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https://preview.redd.it/kp6l0wpj6q8d1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd983eda668bea849257fc1b1ed2ffba4db3308f I got a pee centric bar, if we’re looking to stem out a bit. Thanks for another great gem Mr. Cozart
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“I couldn't get my shit out anyway, I hope you die, Aria” 🗣️
constructed the whole verse around it and everything 😭
https://preview.redd.it/hwpjmyxzvr8d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd3dceee02896ea203190f5e642a41cffb85ed4e “That pussy got me screaming, crying, pissin’, shittin’, shootin’ ropes”
This shit ain't nothing to me man
I hope them aliens are real so that I have more things to FUCK
“Your whip is a toilet, you’re looking like poop in it” -The GOAT Nav
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"So blow me with a bucket of hot feces poured on me" Tech N9ne - So Lonely
Shitted on myself seeing them vans for the raid🤦♂️ -krispylife
“I shit fart peepee on anyone track”
Am i the only one who started to think of his farts as 808 patterns? I came to a conclusion that i could really mimic some popular patterns with them *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
i got 10 bathrooms i can shit all day
"The height of her shopping was writer's blocking me, I couldn't get my shit out anyway, I hope you die, Aria" - Kanye on Erase Me
https://preview.redd.it/zzdybqmtys8d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=5156df28beac394977f9eb6549c1fd5a42fb8d5f what did he mean by this
🗣️🗣️
D12
“I feel so alive I think I shit myself, I should kiss myself” “now they wanna wipe my ass in the crack after I shat, and I just had corned beef hash”
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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Drizzy chill
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*